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Fatberg Weighing 30,000kg is Pulled from a Sewer in Western Australia
The Guardian - Sat Mar 15, 2025
The biggest ever fatberg found in Western Australia has been pulled from a sewer, weighing in at 30,000kg. More»

Mississippi Lawmaker introduces ‘Contraception Begins at Erection Act’ with Fines for Masturbation
WFLA-TV - Fri Jan 24, 2025
A Democratic Mississippi state senator introduced legislation this week that makes it unlawful for men to masturbate “without the intent to fertilize an embryo,” with the lawmaker criticizing anti-abortion measures that only “focus on the woman’s role. More»

Marjorie Taylor Greene Thinks The Solar Eclipse Is God Telling Us Something
Huffington Post - Fri Apr 5, 2024
Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene said Friday’s 4.8-magnitude earthquake in the Northeast and the upcoming eclipse are signs from the Lord for Americans to repent. More»

Golden Corral Buffet Riot in Bensalem PA - "ran out of steak"
Heavy - Tue Feb 1, 2022
BENSALEM, Pennsylvania - A fight broke out at the Golden Corral buffet restaurant in Bensalem, Pennsylvania, and it was caught on a video that has gone viral. More»

Two Men Take Corpse into Irish Post Office to Claim Dead Man’s Pension
The Guardian - Sat Jan 22, 2022
Gardaí have launched an investigation after two men carried a dead body into an Irish post office in an apparent attempt to claim his pension. More»

Pizza Hut hits back after diner’s complaint about its ‘sexualised’ tomato sauce bottle
news.com.au - Tue Nov 2, 2021
Diner Adrian Shann complained last month about a tomato sauce bottle’s wording he believed to be too ‘sexual’ for the family friendly restaurant. More»

Oregon County Declares "State of Emergency" for Having Too Much Weed
Associated Press - Thu Oct 14, 2021
SALEM, Oregon — A county in southern Oregon says it is so overwhelmed by an increase in the number and size of illegal marijuana farms that it declared a state of emergency Wednesday, appealing to the governor and the Legislature's leaders for help. More»

Albuquerque Mayor's Race Roiled By DONGCOPTER
Wonkette - Sat Jun 5, 2021
The big political news in New Mexico this week was Tuesday's landslide-isn't-adequate-to-describe-it win by Democratic state Representative Melanie Stansbury in the special election to fill Interior Secretary Deb Haaland's congressional seat. More»

Cicadas getting ‘high, horny, super-sexed’ from fungus that makes their butts fall off, experts say
NJ.com - Fri May 21, 2021
What’s more terrifying than an army of billions of cicadas waking up from a 17-year underground slumber and blanketing neighborhoods like a biblical plague? Fungus-ridden, speed-fueled, sex-crazed cicadas, probably. More»

Officials Find Antidote to Vaccine Hesitancy: Free Beer
Buffalo News - Sun May 9, 2021
The idea of getting vaccinated had been rolling around in the back of Tyler Morsch's mind for weeks. More»

San Francisco voters pass 'Overpaid Executive Tax'
NBC News - Fri Nov 6, 2020
Trying to address the growing wage gap between chief executives and workers, San Francisco voters overwhelmingly approved what is believed to be the nation's first tax aimed at combatting pay inequity. More»

The explosive physics of pooping penguins: they can shoot poo over four feet
ArsTechnica - Thu Jul 9, 2020
Nature is a brutal place, so during brooding, chinstrap and Adélie penguins are reluctant to leave their eggs unguarded in the nest - even to relieve themselves. More»

Mexicans demand crackdown on Americans crossing the border
BBC - Thu Mar 26, 2020
Mexican protesters have shut a US southern border crossing amid fears that untested American travellers will spread coronavirus. More»

National Weather Service warns of falling iguanas in Miami
UPI - Wed Jan 22, 2020
The National Weather Service on Tuesday warned people in South Florida of the possibility of falling iguanas in advance of cold weather. More»

Amok Time: Lawyers Riot and Attack Hospital
BBC - Fri Dec 13, 2019
Police in Pakistan say they are seeking to arrest PM Imran Khan's nephew for taking part in a violent protest at a hospital in which three patients died. More»

Beware of rolling mountain poop balls: National Park Service
New York Post - Wed Aug 28, 2019
Hikers at the Great Smoky Mountains National Park are being warned to watch out for wayward turds. More»

Security detail stepped up outside NRA president's home following mass shootings
WSB-TV - Wed Aug 7, 2019
MARIETTA, Georgia - Deputies are on standby guarding the Marietta home of the president of the National Rifle Association. More»

Knife-wielding cultist defends Trump's honor by stabbing giant Trump balloon in the diaper
Daily KOS - Wed Jun 5, 2019
You really can't make this stuff up: A Trump cultist, armed with a "pointed or bladed" weapon, decided that the best way to defend the dignity of Donald Trump was to stab a balloon in the ass. More»

Alleged Russian Whale Spy Defects To Norway
TreeHugger - Sun May 5, 2019
A wayward whale strapped with Russian equipment seems to have fallen for Norway and its people. More»

Football players suspended from team for running naked with Oreos wedged in buttocks
Associated Press - Tue Dec 4, 2018
BYRON, Illinois - Ten football players at a Northern Illinois high school were suspended from the team for three games last month after they ran across a field naked with Oreo cookies wedged between their buttocks. More»

Mystery pooper at N.J. high school's track turned out to be superintendent
NJ.com - Wed May 2, 2018
The Kenilworth school superintendent charged Monday with defecating in public was caught in the act at the Holmdel High School football field and track after surveillance was set up due to human feces being found "on a daily basis," police said. More»

OB-GYN doctor blasts Gwyneth Paltrow for claiming jade eggs in your vagina are a good idea
Raw Story - Wed Jan 18, 2017
Gwyneth Paltrow is hawking a new product on her site Goop called the "Jade Egg". More»

Neuroscientists Explore The Biological Basis Of Not Giving A Sh*T
Raw Story - Wed Aug 31, 2016
We tend to look down on apathy, a quality associated with laziness, civic disaffection and moral indifference. More»

Zombie Apocalypse: CDC Denies Existence Of Zombies Despite Cannibal Incidents
Huffington Post - Sat Jun 2, 2012
The horrific face-eating arrest in Miami and several other seemingly subhuman acts has many people wondering what's behind this flesh-munching wave of terror. More»

Tea Baggers try to put blame on Woodstock hippies for financial crisis
Christian Science Monitor - Thu Feb 25, 2010
Chicago - A new film is gaining traction among tea-party followers for suggesting that the collapse of the US financial system has roots dating back 40 years to the Summer of Love. More»

Mattel makes Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken doll
WPTV - Wed Nov 4, 2009
PALM BEACH, Forida - Palm Beach has a new "sugar daddy," and he's only a few inches tall. More»

Bank of America Turns Armless Man Away, After Demanding a Thumbprint
Associated Press - Wed Sep 2, 2009
TAMPA, Florida - A Florida man born without arms says a Tampa bank would not let him cash a check because he couldn't provide a thumbprint. More»

S.C. Governor Mark Sanford goes AWOL for the Boink of the Century
Associated Press - Tue Jun 23, 2009
COLUMBIA, South Carolina - After going AWOL for seven days, Governor Mark Sanford admitted Wednesday that he had secretly flown to Argentina to visit a woman with whom he was having an affair. More»

'Pull My Finger' subject of court fight
CNN - Mon Feb 16, 2009
A Florida-based company has accused a Colorado competitor in federal court of trademark infringement and unfair business practices over the phrase "Pull My Finger". More»

FBI: We Don't Have Tesla's Death Ray
Wired - Thu Jul 24, 2008
As part of its centennial celebration, the FBI just released a list of the "Top Ten Myths in FBI History". More»

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