AE's Very First Official Poo Thread

Witchdoctor 4/29/2024 2:22 pm UK	Re: AE's Very First Official Poo Thread I put the lime in the coconut and stuck it in my butt. I put the lime in the coconut and stuck it in my butt.
Here I go again.. 4/29/2024 3:39 pm UK	Re: AE's Very First Official Poo Thread I'm hittin' on the pipe while I'm shittin' and on Skype Because my shit is global, bitches My stench has earned me fabulous riches The length of my turds clog every can The truth of my words destroy every man Fuck with me and I'll tear you to pieces Because I'm a bad ass mother feces
Slip Slider 4/29/2024 4:38 pm UK	Re: AE's Very First Official Poo Thread awe fuck went to fart and damn shit bubble came out my ass. last clean pair of undies I have too
Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 4/30/2024 1:30 am UK	Re: AE's Very First Official Poo Thread Jolene invented a new laxative. Slice two boiled eggs in half and an onion andput them on a piece o bread. Add mayo, Tabasco, mustard and pickled horseradish. Cover the sammich with the other piece o bread. Yummy but yer sharts will be bad.
Anonymous Coward 5/1/2024 11:44 am UK	Re: AE's Very First Official Poo Thread I Think I Just Shit In My Pants (rare 1960's soul vinyl) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP_yWoH_Nxs
Skidmark Sam 5/2/2024 1:40 pm UK	Re: AE's Very First Official Poo Thread Well, my record of having poop that leave skidmarks in the terlet has surpassed 3 years and 6 months. I might add, that the same record exists for leaving skidmarks on my undies.
Butt Nugget Bill 5/3/2024 4:31 am UK	Re: AE's Very First Official Poo Thread Hi, I just excreted a large pile of turds, full of popcorn kernels and cheese, very stinky, the wipe was nasty, the flush was slow and left skidmarks, the bung wash was disgusting, lots of encrusted butt nuggets had to be dug out, very gross.
Polly Poopstain 5/3/2024 12:07 pm UK	Re: AE's Very First Official Poo Thread I just pooped a giant turd that looked just like trump
Anonymous Coward 5/3/2024 2:22 pm UK	Re: AE's Very First Official Poo Thread ^^Was it orange too!!!
Gooch Kook 5/4/2024 11:20 am UK	Re: AE's Very First Official Poo Thread I blew a big fart that was stinky and luscious Then I took a big shit that took three flushes For all that was brown to go down I rule this town, you just a clown I drink a bottle of milk of magnesia I crap so large I need anesthesia I shit until the bowl overfills frat boy, I got bowel movement skills Turd, word
Yoda Camoda 5/4/2024 2:23 pm UK	Re: AE's Very First Official Poo Thread May The 4th Be With You. May the turd be out of you, use the force
Jimmy 2 Poops 5/4/2024 6:42 pm UK	Re: AE's Very First Official Poo Thread My 2 poops arrived exactly on time, as expected, and were sights to behold. They measured 12 and 16 inches, dark brown, gaseous, and filled with bicolour corn that scratched my roids on the way out.
El Stinko Loco 5/5/2024 12:50 am UK	Re: AE's Very First Official Poo Thread Took two dumps today (so far). The first was a bunch of raggedy floating turds that looked like the Polish armada. The second was a smoldering pile of festering stink, like a big mud pie.
Bunghole Billy-Bob 5/6/2024 4:08 pm UK	Re: AE's Very First Official Poo Thread Dropped a couple rabbit pellets today but thats about it.
M.E. Manscaper 5/6/2024 8:50 pm UK	Re: AE's Very First Official Poo Thread Dawn of the Salmon I blow a fart at the break of dawn I take a dump then cut the lawn In the evening is when I yawn Waiting for the salmon to spawn Waiting for the salmon to spawn Waiting for the salmon to spawn In the evening is when I yawn Waiting for the salmon to spawn Despite my girth, despite my brawn I'm nothing more than a mere pawn I eat roast capon and fried prawn Waiting for the salmon to spawn Waiting for the salmon to spawn Waiting for the salmon to spawn I eat roast capon and fried prawn Waiting for the salmon to spawn
Anonymous Coward 5/7/2024 11:16 am UK	Re: AE's Very First Official Poo Thread Nice drunken poop poem, no?
Lincoln's Log 5/7/2024 5:48 pm UK	Re: AE's Very First Official Poo Thread Ode to Donald Trump My name is Donald Trump In a diaper I dump When my love life is in a slump I call a prostitute and we pump Then I go to court to snore and slump My skin looks like leather I sell bibles made of Chinese pleather It's not global warming it's just the weather Caligula and I are birds of a feather The polls will widen I'll defeat Joe Biden But if I don't win I'll sell aluminum sidin'
Greg Gruntman 5/7/2024 11:14 pm UK	Re: AE's Very First Official Poo Thread Ode to Baked Beans Betty Of all the farts I've blown Of all the seeds I've sown Of all the girls I've known Darling, you are the sweetest From you I'll never part You cook up love in my heart Fueling each and every fart With the beans that you feed us All night long in my dreams Is like heaven or so it seems Because all I dream of is you Sitting on the can going poo-poo Oh, Baked Beans Betty Cover it in spaghetti I'm here at the ready I'm always hard-up for you
Anonymous Coward 5/8/2024 6:16 am UK	Re: AE's Very First Official Poo Thread Sometimes it's a log, perfectly formed and long, Other times it's a splatter, a chaotic song, No matter the size, the shape, or the smell, Poo reminds us we're human, and that's just as well.
Anonymous Coward 5/9/2024 12:43 pm UK	Re: AE's Very First Official Poo Thread I shat out a 22 incher that was light brown, smooth and shiny. Oh what a relief it was getting it out!
Old Bluesman 5/11/2024 4:53 am UK	Re: AE's Very First Official Poo Thread Meat Shakin' Woman Mama, keep your stewpot warm Daddy gonna be home soon Mama, serve it juicy and hot Makin' daddy sleep 'til noon Mama put so much meat on my plate Daddy always get up late Mama pile that meat so high This old daddy hit the sky Mama, she my meat shakin' woman She shakes it and she bakes it Mama cooks up fresh rump roast She fries my bacon, I slam her ham Mama, write this down in code We gonna make a pornographic episode
grammerless 5/11/2024 7:00 am UK	Re: AE's Very First Official Poo Thread every once in a while i get a craving for chocolate milk yesterday was one of those days i drank one whole quart of ice cold (36 degrees) of it its 3 am and i've got diarrhea so bad its like i'm pissing out me bunghole
Poo Master 5/12/2024 1:09 pm UK	Re: AE's Very First Official Poo Thread Excellent new poop poems!!! Keep up the great work folks! KUDOS!
FD 5/14/2024 2:32 pm UK	Re: AE's Very First Official Poo Thread I can choose my own gender I'm a man in a dress When I shit in the ladies room I make a hell of a mess I'll raise a big stink I'll take a piss in the sink Bitch, don't tell me who I am Or on the sidewalk your head I'll slam I'm a hell of a man is who I am I'm a hell of a women too And if you don't like my gender Fuck you, bitch, fuck you
Anonymous Coward 5/15/2024 1:10 pm UK	Re: AE's Very First Official Poo Thread FD is a poet and didn't know it!
Anonymous Coward 5/15/2024 4:54 pm UK	Re: AE's Very First Official Poo Thread I always thought FD was ghey.
Anonymous Coward 5/15/2024 6:57 pm UK	Re: AE's Very First Official Poo Thread I let loose of a 24 incher today!!! YES! It's True! 24 inches...2 feet of unbroken poop sausage!
Anonymous Coward 5/16/2024 11:14 am UK	Re: AE's Very First Official Poo Thread Did you need a poop knife to make it go down?
Anonymous Coward 5/16/2024 3:14 pm UK	Re: AE's Very First Official Poo Thread I always have 2 poop knives sharpened and ready to go. Just saying.
Anonymous Coward 5/16/2024 4:43 pm UK	Re: AE's Very First Official Poo Thread An old bread knife works well.
Anonymous Coward 5/17/2024 12:20 pm UK	Re: AE's Very First Official Poo Thread I made 2 sausages this am. They measured 14 and 17 inches long and were kind of soft so I had to do 9 wipes to get clean.
Stinky Pete 5/17/2024 10:05 pm UK	Re: AE's Very First Official Poo Thread I took a bung bursting bowl busting bowel movement before, it was big and stinky, so stinky the entire house reeks.
humongous 5/18/2024 2:08 pm UK	Re: AE's Very First Official Poo Thread I just dropped a humongous turd, smelled just like Trump
Hoobert Heever 5/18/2024 10:35 pm UK	Re: AE's Very First Official Poo Thread The Ballad of Cletus Clodhopper Mountain doo Mountain poo I shit out the window That's what I do I live on a hilltop 'Bout five miles high Look up here, fella I'll poop in your eye I got no neighbors Except a few downwind They always complain They say I sinned I'm Cletus Clodhopper I got a great big rump I also got body odor Just like Donald Trump Mountain doo Mountain poo I shit out the window That's what I do
Sid Viscous 5/19/2024 5:56 pm UK	Re: AE's Very First Official Poo Thread be a punk rocker not a fart knocker