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Magus 4/24/2025 4:29 pm GMT	RE: Isaac, Will You Play Dungeons And Dragons With Me? ^ im not sure what to call it yet. I thought it would be fun to make real-life personalities to assign to each class... So, Gaius Baltar from Battlestar is the Alchemist. Conan is the Barbarian, ?? for necromancer, ?? for bard, Aleister Crowley is the Wizard, and Judas is the Assassin. Who do you know of that fits these traits in fantasy books, etc. that fits the bill for the missing two? I think an Orthodox Catholic Priest would be a good Necromancer. I mean, they talk (pray) to the dead, they have big wizard beards and long black flowing robes, and skulls and catacombs and shit. They absolve people of their sins before dying and have some connection to the realm of the dead. I don't know any famous necromancers though that would fit that bill. Moving onto a Bard now. A bard is a class that is supposed to play music and make things more jovial for the group, thus boosting their morale and attack power and defense and things like that. Inversely, to the enemy it could be like listening to the anus sing Alanis Morrisette in her car, so it would absolutely wreck the enemy's fighting morale and hitpoints, etc. I think maybe an artist that makes music that you could put on repeat all day, but then really grinds out some awful stuff that makes you want to run.
Magus 4/24/2025 4:36 pm GMT	RE: Isaac, Will You Play Dungeons And Dragons With Me? Maynard is the only answer for Bard I think. You'd be hard pressed to opinion otherwise, but I'm open for suggestions.
Magus 4/24/2025 4:44 pm GMT	RE: Isaac, Will You Play Dungeons And Dragons With Me? Maybe Dungeons and Dipshits? yes, very funny shitlord. Since there is a timer on the game... I'm thinking something clock related. Something like "Sands of time" or something retarded and generic like that is out of the question. It's gotta be a creative and funny name. Even the troll names are funny, but maybe think of a cool one. This stuff is easy to get published btw. It's not as big as the computer gaming industry is but it's growing big time. People are putting out games like this all of the time. I got a couple the last time I was at barnes & noble and they're fun. Maybe think of a good name and I can keep an update after it's done.
Anonymous Coward 4/24/2025 4:55 pm GMT	RE: Isaac, Will You Play Dungeons And Dragons With Me? If I could post images, I'd post a picture of the board with the characters and items and such. It's unfortunate that privilege has been abused to the point where you simply can't anymore.
Magus 4/24/2025 6:33 pm GMT	RE: Isaac, Will You Play Dungeons And Dragons With Me? So let's do this. There are no people more creative at being retarded and funny at the same time as the denizens of this forum. So, in light of that, if you can think of a good funny name for this game and it gets reviews, i'm going to publish it for all of you to see. I see many lols in the future of this endeavor. But it has to be a fun game that you can replay, not just some sort of forum inside-joke that no-one will get. And you will all get credit for it.
Magus 4/24/2025 7:18 pm GMT	RE: Isaac, Will You Play Dungeons And Dragons With Me? I changed my mind. Fuck all of u.
Magus 4/24/2025 7:28 pm GMT	RE: Isaac, Will You Play Dungeons And Dragons With Me? The Alchemist has a weak attack, BUT, it makes up for it with the things it can do. "God is not unjust to any of its creation, if Thy Lord has (By His will, the reasons for that only He knows, the best) has taken away one ability from His any one creation, He has given that creation some additional ability(s)."
the ghost of christmas past from the future 4/24/2025 7:31 pm GMT	RE: Isaac, Will You Play Dungeons And Dragons With Me? seems like god had RPGs figured out thousands of years ago