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Ankhy
4/7/2025 11:59 am GMT

It's Me, BIG FAT Ankhy!

This morning I ate a side of bacon and 12 dozen eggs. That will take the edgeoff till around 9 AM.

Blue Gum Billy
4/7/2025 12:51 pm GMT

RE: It's Me, BIG FAT Ankhy!

I eated me some left over Porkstanker and some Grape jeuws for me breakfast this morning. We is having hookypoo tonight yum yum!

Ankhy
4/17/2025 12:58 pm GMT

RE: It's Me, BIG FAT Ankhy!

I'm thinking of purchasing 7 rail cars of Pork carcasses for my Easter feast.

Anonymous Coward
4/17/2025 2:24 pm GMT

RE: It's Me, BIG FAT Ankhy!

12 dozen eggs? That must have cost a fortune.

Magus
4/17/2025 2:28 pm GMT

RE: It's Me, BIG FAT Ankhy!

So, I don't know about this customer of mine so I'm coming here to type random crap that no-one cares about. it kind of clears my mind.

so this guy, i've been dealing with him for about a month now. he needs random work done on two laptops that he might as well have gotten from an antique shop. his computers are old and slow, they need new batteries, ram, hard drives, new palmrest and keyboards. one has a busted hinge. i wasn't able to do much on-site, and he has virtually no workspace and loud kids all over, like when my kids were toddlers so i totally get it.

ain't no way i'm doing this repair other than in my shop, haha. so now im sitting here with my thumb up my ass waiting for him to show up and i have an afternoon job scheduled. you have THREE MORE HOURS laddy lad.

Magus
4/17/2025 2:32 pm GMT

RE: It's Me, BIG FAT Ankhy!

i'd have one of my guys do this repair but im usually good at feeling out what customers are like, and if i don't do this myself with the utmost highest quality work, i can see big problems. the risk is definitely worth the reward though because i'll be making like 900 bux for about 2-3 hours of work.

in real life, i'm actually not a big jerk and i wouldn't be able to make this company work for all this time without a little bit of charisma and some funny jokes to lighten the mood because everyone is crabby and anxious and tense because their IT stuff needs work. it's stressful for a lot of people u know.