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Anonymous Coward
4/6/2025 11:26 pm GMT

When Was The Last Time You Heard Anything About Bezos Or Zuckerberg?

It's curious, isn't it?

All you hear about is Musk, Musk, Musk. It's almost as if Bezos and Zuckerberg never existed.

Anonymous Coward
4/6/2025 11:28 pm GMT

RE: When Was The Last Time You Heard Anything About Bezos Or Zuckerberg?

Zuck was at mar-a-lago sucking the orange baboon cock yesterday

Anonymous Coward
4/6/2025 11:30 pm GMT

RE: When Was The Last Time You Heard Anything About Bezos Or Zuckerberg?

Zuck was at mar-a-lago sucking the orange baboon cock yesterday

How do you know?

Oh, you were there too?

Anonymous Coward
4/7/2025 9:42 am GMT

RE: When Was The Last Time You Heard Anything About Bezos Or Zuckerberg?

sucking the orange thing

7up sounds upset he missed out

Anonymous Coward
4/8/2025 9:31 am GMT

RE: When Was The Last Time You Heard Anything About Bezos Or Zuckerberg?

How do you know?

Oh, you were there too?



ho watches snl skits and gay porn and confuses the two

something about blood flow and not ff




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smiley

Elon Watcher
4/8/2025 9:33 am GMT

RE: When Was The Last Time You Heard Anything About Bezos Or Zuckerberg?

Yep, it's sooooo weird how Chad bezos spends time just fucking his new wife on their yacht, travelling around the world and doing regular billionaire stuff like going into space on his rocket and taking Captain Kirk with him for shits and giggles, hey?

Meanwhile turbo incel Elon bought Twitter and a shit ton of bots to make it look like he had friends ( but the ratio doesn't lie) and has filled it (by his own creation Grok's admission) with political disinformation and alt right propaganda. His cars are really poorly made and he was being investigated by many different government regulatory bodies for fraud, and he has since gutted those regulatory bodies after buying the Presidency for his buddy.

So yeah, unless you are a fuckin moron its really no surprise this human turd is always in the news.

Even the weird dork Zuck just does his MMA training and smokes meats on his grill and chills with his wife and kids and buds and jet skis and yachts. Pretty normal billionaire stuff.


Elon had also never even been to low earth orbit on one of his rockets and lies constantly about his companies... he said the new Tesla roadster which he has been taking deposits for for over 5 years will have cold jet thrusters and will fly, he claimed years ago that FSD will let your Tesla act as an autonomous taxi and earn you money while you sleep but this is just blatant juicing of the Tesla stock price which is highly illegal and if Trump hadn't have got the Presidency he would, by his own admission, be in prison right now.

Elon seems terminally unhappy and frequently spends up to 20 hours a day posting on Twxtter on ketamine and his only 'friends' are right wing grifters and influencers and sycophants, most of whom he pays to post on X. His kids and ex wives all hate him(apart from Shivon Zilis who is also the director of his Neuralink company as well as mother to his IVF babies). He pays people in Asia to play his Diablo and POE2 accounts so he can appear to be a 1337 gamer. And he bans people who hurt his butt and feelings on Twaxtter.

All that money and the only thing that makes him happy is firing people and sucking daddy Trump's cock.

Pathetic and SAD.
smiley

Anonymous Coward
4/8/2025 11:20 am GMT

RE: When Was The Last Time You Heard Anything About Bezos Or Zuckerberg?

It was all in the news last week about Zuckerdoodle snuggling up to Trumplestiltskin for some cringe reason or another.

So, last week. Dumb thread is dumb.

Anonymous Coward
4/15/2025 12:00 am GMT

RE: When Was The Last Time You Heard Anything About Bezos Or Zuckerberg?

Bezos wife was shot into space today.

Anonymous Coward
4/15/2025 10:45 am GMT

RE: When Was The Last Time You Heard Anything About Bezos Or Zuckerberg?

It's not his wife it's his new fiance and some space tourists including Kat Perry. Bezos' ex-wife is one of the few good billionaires who has gave away billions to charity with no strings, just pure altruism.

Meanwhile, the cowardly shitbag Elon has never been to space on one of his rockets because that would mean not doing ketamine for a day.