I Wonder How Many Other Doods Are Just Circling The Drain?

I wonder how many other people are circling the drain. In a unexpected bout of introspection, I realise that my mommy was probably the only person who wanted me to do well and after a decade of watching me drink myself to death because I had nothing going for me. She clearly just gave up.

I don't blame her...

Ever since the herpy harpy made her bullshit confession of affection on the 20th Dec 1995, then on the 26th December 1995 I heard that fucken voice. All she ever wanted was to play socialite which I knew would be detrimental to said "Actual Socialite" and now it seems my cousins are involved it seems like they paid that bitch to wreck my life all those years ago.

If I had known that all those years ago, I probably wouldn't have listen=ed to that woman's voice asking me what the fook I was doing and gleefully slashed my wrists.

My "life" has been one big shitshow ever since. I'm actually looking forward to the 17th Oct 2027.

I've circled the drain for nearly 30 fucken years and I wondered why the fuck didn't my cousins didn't just have someone whack me all those years ago.

This "high magic" shit where I become some sort of ritual sacrifice just so some delusional dork can "commune" with Satan while high on mushrooms makes my head spin...

RE: I Wonder How Many Other Doods Are Just Circling The Drain?

Pretending to be Magus badly in that thread and sucking the shit from Elaine's asshole isn't giving you a raison d'etre, any more?

Yet another sadsack wet brain failed troll on AE? Say it ain't so?

At least beans was funny, you are not, cringedood.

Post better or shut the fuck up, asswipe.

~ta~

RE: I Wonder How Many Other Doods Are Just Circling The Drain?

Pretending to be Magus badly in that thread and sucking the shit from Elaine's asshole isn't giving you a raison d'etre, any more?

Yet another sadsack wet brain failed troll on AE? Say it ain't so?

At least beans was funny, you are not, cringedood.

Post better or shut the fuck up, asswipe.

~ta~

RE: I Wonder How Many Other Doods Are Just Circling The Drain?

i like the new anus troll. good stuff

RE: I Wonder How Many Other Doods Are Just Circling The Drain?

i like the new anus troll. good stuff

RE: I Wonder How Many Other Doods Are Just Circling The Drain?

she who donated the chair.

RE: I Wonder How Many Other Doods Are Just Circling The Drain?

The chair was more of a bribe than a donation.

Questionable as to what impact it had at the time.

Ultimately, the anus attained protected status here for reasons only Elaine understands. Probably accumulative donations, just like the schizo.

RE: I Wonder How Many Other Doods Are Just Circling The Drain?

^ elaine has always had a soft spot for the anus. i proved that donations don't get you any sort of protection status here because of what Elaine did to my account after donating hundreds of dollars to her, and let some numbnut take it over and make the weirdest shit i've ever read in my life on that account.

she's just a fuckin' libshit troll with the thinnest skin in existance.