Nowie 4/6/2025
6:43 am GMT
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I Wonder How Many Other Doods Are Just Circling The Drain?I wonder how many other people are circling the drain. In a unexpected bout of introspection, I realise that my mommy was probably the only person who wanted me to do well and after a decade of watching me drink myself to death because I had nothing going for me. She clearly just gave up. |
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Anonymous Coward 4/6/2025
7:22 am GMT
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RE: I Wonder How Many Other Doods Are Just Circling The Drain?Pretending to be Magus badly in that thread and sucking the shit from Elaine's asshole isn't giving you a raison d'etre, any more? |
Nowie 4/6/2025
8:22 am GMT
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RE: I Wonder How Many Other Doods Are Just Circling The Drain?
Poor Ms Daisy, being oh so bored here. Whomever will she look to for scintillating entertainment? If not for us poor wet brained dorks. I feel sad for you to be so unhappy with us lesser sadsacks. If only we had the creative capacity to amuse she who donated the chair. |
Anonymous Coward 4/6/2025
3:30 pm GMT
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RE: I Wonder How Many Other Doods Are Just Circling The Drain?i like the new anus troll. good stuff |
Nowie 4/6/2025
7:03 pm GMT
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RE: I Wonder How Many Other Doods Are Just Circling The Drain?
Yeah it was a good troll. |
Magus 4/17/2025
1:16 pm GMT
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RE: I Wonder How Many Other Doods Are Just Circling The Drain?
hahaha ![]() |
Anonymous Coward 4/17/2025
2:28 pm GMT
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RE: I Wonder How Many Other Doods Are Just Circling The Drain?The chair was more of a bribe than a donation. |
Magus 4/17/2025
2:35 pm GMT
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RE: I Wonder How Many Other Doods Are Just Circling The Drain?^ elaine has always had a soft spot for the anus. i proved that donations don't get you any sort of protection status here because of what Elaine did to my account after donating hundreds of dollars to her, and let some numbnut take it over and make the weirdest shit i've ever read in my life on that account. |
Anonymous Coward 4/20/2025
12:18 am GMT
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RE: I Wonder How Many Other Doods Are Just Circling The Drain?You got this |
Pour Magus 4/23/2025
1:22 pm GMT
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RE: I Wonder How Many Other Doods Are Just Circling The Drain?
This is one of the few funny things Elaine has ever done and the fact you are still seething and attempting to recover from it is hilarious. ![]() |
Anonymous Coward 4/23/2025
2:14 pm GMT
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RE: I Wonder How Many Other Doods Are Just Circling The Drain?
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Anonymous Coward 4/23/2025
2:34 pm GMT
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RE: I Wonder How Many Other Doods Are Just Circling The Drain?A teenager today, an American teenager, has less testosterone than a 68-year-old man. |
Anonymous Coward 4/23/2025
9:28 pm GMT
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RE: I Wonder How Many Other Doods Are Just Circling The Drain?Most in Australia are circling the drain nowie after the 60 million bad injections were dished out to a population of 30 million. |
Nowie 4/24/2025
8:07 am GMT
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RE: I Wonder How Many Other Doods Are Just Circling The Drain?
I was circling the drain because of some bullshit agreement I had no part in. I remember back in 1994, that dood into kickboxing that told me in a roundabout way the herpy hippo was sent to find me that day she went on a long boring tirade about how I was the high school loser and she wanted anyone but me, before confessing she did everyone but me. I replied to the dood by asking, "Why, I don't care." I dunno, maybe he thought I'd settle for that bitch anyway, even though I told him, "What a shitshow." before leaving. I felt kind of stoned at the time without smoking weed and it seemed like really strong weed, or whatever it was. I doubt it was in the air, but it acted really fast and it was way stronger than the antipsychotics I take today. I have no idea what it was, but it was like being drugged and watching a bad theater performance. Anyway, 25 years later that cow showed up and it did not go as well for her as she probably hoped. My cousins had become irate at her lack of performance in their preferred metrics and my actions on the internet since 2002-2003 made them acutely aware that something in their plan went wrong when she ran her mouth to my cousins. In retrospect, considering she's been even more fruity in the head than ever before, my cousins clearly showed her her actions were not appreciated. She basically humiliated the leader of her "Somewhat prominent family" in front of his "business associates". And ever since then, the voices in my head have told me, "Her family wouldn't even pretend to protect her from my cousins." Depending on what cousins the voices are talking about, there may not be much her family could do even if they wanted to. But apart from a meltdown last week with my voices everything seems to be looking up. I'll get a car soon, a buddy will work on it on the cheap and he says soon after mid May it should be ready for a trip just down the road from here to those cute furry little bastids that know they own FNQ! Them wallabies will soon be a regular fixture in my life and I'll be back to spamming the theme song of the Lego Movie 1, "Everything is awesome". As for the Coronavirus... I actually became smarter after taking the vaccine, I got 4 or 5 boosters and my memory which was horrible to the point of me being a vegetable before Covid became great. I don't know what Covid vaccine you got, but mine was like an head AI cloud internet memory upgrade. Sure, I sometimes misuse words and it takes a short Google search to find out what pops into my head. But it was a really transformative significant upgrade to my life. If we get a couple more Covid pandemics, I might end up being almost smart enough to pass Medschool! Yay ME!@! Yay Covid! ![]() |
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