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Nowie
4/6/2025 6:43 am GMT

I Wonder How Many Other Doods Are Just Circling The Drain?

I wonder how many other people are circling the drain. In a unexpected bout of introspection, I realise that my mommy was probably the only person who wanted me to do well and after a decade of watching me drink myself to death because I had nothing going for me. She clearly just gave up.

I don't blame her...

Ever since the herpy harpy made her bullshit confession of affection on the 20th Dec 1995, then on the 26th December 1995 I heard that fucken voice. All she ever wanted was to play socialite which I knew would be detrimental to said "Actual Socialite" and now it seems my cousins are involved it seems like they paid that bitch to wreck my life all those years ago.

If I had known that all those years ago, I probably wouldn't have listen=ed to that woman's voice asking me what the fook I was doing and gleefully slashed my wrists.

My "life" has been one big shitshow ever since. I'm actually looking forward to the 17th Oct 2027.

I've circled the drain for nearly 30 fucken years and I wondered why the fuck didn't my cousins didn't just have someone whack me all those years ago.

This "high magic" shit where I become some sort of ritual sacrifice just so some delusional dork can "commune" with Satan while high on mushrooms makes my head spin...
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Anonymous Coward
4/6/2025 7:22 am GMT

RE: I Wonder How Many Other Doods Are Just Circling The Drain?

Pretending to be Magus badly in that thread and sucking the shit from Elaine's asshole isn't giving you a raison d'etre, any more?

Yet another sadsack wet brain failed troll on AE? Say it ain't so?

At least beans was funny, you are not, cringedood.

Post better or shut the fuck up, asswipe.

~ta~

Nowie
4/6/2025 8:22 am GMT

RE: I Wonder How Many Other Doods Are Just Circling The Drain?


Pretending to be Magus badly in that thread and sucking the shit from Elaine's asshole isn't giving you a raison d'etre, any more?

Yet another sadsack wet brain failed troll on AE? Say it ain't so?

At least beans was funny, you are not, cringedood.

Post better or shut the fuck up, asswipe.

~ta~


Poor Ms Daisy, being oh so bored here. Whomever will she look to for scintillating entertainment? If not for us poor wet brained dorks. I feel sad for you to be so unhappy with us lesser sadsacks.

If only we had the creative capacity to amuse she who donated the chair.

Anonymous Coward
4/6/2025 3:30 pm GMT

RE: I Wonder How Many Other Doods Are Just Circling The Drain?

i like the new anus troll. good stuff

Nowie
4/6/2025 7:03 pm GMT

RE: I Wonder How Many Other Doods Are Just Circling The Drain?


i like the new anus troll. good stuff


Yeah it was a good troll.

Magus
4/17/2025 1:16 pm GMT

RE: I Wonder How Many Other Doods Are Just Circling The Drain?

she who donated the chair.

hahaha
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Anonymous Coward
4/17/2025 2:28 pm GMT

RE: I Wonder How Many Other Doods Are Just Circling The Drain?

The chair was more of a bribe than a donation.

Questionable as to what impact it had at the time.

Ultimately, the anus attained protected status here for reasons only Elaine understands. Probably accumulative donations, just like the schizo.

Magus
4/17/2025 2:35 pm GMT

RE: I Wonder How Many Other Doods Are Just Circling The Drain?

^ elaine has always had a soft spot for the anus. i proved that donations don't get you any sort of protection status here because of what Elaine did to my account after donating hundreds of dollars to her, and let some numbnut take it over and make the weirdest shit i've ever read in my life on that account.

she's just a fuckin' libshit troll with the thinnest skin in existance.

Anonymous Coward
4/20/2025 12:18 am GMT

RE: I Wonder How Many Other Doods Are Just Circling The Drain?

You got this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL7-CKirWZE

Pour Magus
4/23/2025 1:22 pm GMT

RE: I Wonder How Many Other Doods Are Just Circling The Drain?

elaine has always had a soft spot for the anus. i proved that donations don't get you any sort of protection status here because of what Elaine did to my account after donating hundreds of dollars to her


This is one of the few funny things Elaine has ever done and the fact you are still seething and attempting to recover from it is hilarious.
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Anonymous Coward
4/23/2025 2:14 pm GMT

RE: I Wonder How Many Other Doods Are Just Circling The Drain?


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Anonymous Coward
4/23/2025 2:34 pm GMT

RE: I Wonder How Many Other Doods Are Just Circling The Drain?

A teenager today, an American teenager, has less testosterone than a 68-year-old man.
soy and estrogen added to almost ALL foods
they intentionally are making boys sissys.

Anonymous Coward
4/23/2025 9:28 pm GMT

RE: I Wonder How Many Other Doods Are Just Circling The Drain?

Most in Australia are circling the drain nowie after the 60 million bad injections were dished out to a population of 30 million.

Maybe the Australian government will adopt the same policy that they use in America where dead bodies are covered in lye and flushed down the drain and the bones are crushed up and spread on crops .

With a death rate of between 15 and 20 percent above the average every month since the rollout of the covid genetic shots you will not be circling the wrong side of the drain plug long .

Nowie
4/24/2025 8:07 am GMT

RE: I Wonder How Many Other Doods Are Just Circling The Drain?


Most in Australia are circling the drain nowie after the 60 million bad injections were dished out to a population of 30 million.

Maybe the Australian government will adopt the same policy that they use in America where dead bodies are covered in lye and flushed down the drain and the bones are crushed up and spread on crops .

With a death rate of between 15 and 20 percent above the average every month since the rollout of the covid genetic shots you will not be circling the wrong side of the drain plug long .


I was circling the drain because of some bullshit agreement I had no part in.

I remember back in 1994, that dood into kickboxing that told me in a roundabout way the herpy hippo was sent to find me that day she went on a long boring tirade about how I was the high school loser and she wanted anyone but me, before confessing she did everyone but me. I replied to the dood by asking, "Why, I don't care." I dunno, maybe he thought I'd settle for that bitch anyway, even though I told him, "What a shitshow." before leaving.

I felt kind of stoned at the time without smoking weed and it seemed like really strong weed, or whatever it was. I doubt it was in the air, but it acted really fast and it was way stronger than the antipsychotics I take today. I have no idea what it was, but it was like being drugged and watching a bad theater performance.

Anyway, 25 years later that cow showed up and it did not go as well for her as she probably hoped. My cousins had become irate at her lack of performance in their preferred metrics and my actions on the internet since 2002-2003 made them acutely aware that something in their plan went wrong when she ran her mouth to my cousins.

In retrospect, considering she's been even more fruity in the head than ever before, my cousins clearly showed her her actions were not appreciated. She basically humiliated the leader of her "Somewhat prominent family" in front of his "business associates". And ever since then, the voices in my head have told me, "Her family wouldn't even pretend to protect her from my cousins." Depending on what cousins the voices are talking about, there may not be much her family could do even if they wanted to.

But apart from a meltdown last week with my voices everything seems to be looking up.

I'll get a car soon, a buddy will work on it on the cheap and he says soon after mid May it should be ready for a trip just down the road from here to those cute furry little bastids that know they own FNQ! Them wallabies will soon be a regular fixture in my life and I'll be back to spamming the theme song of the Lego Movie 1, "Everything is awesome".

As for the Coronavirus... I actually became smarter after taking the vaccine, I got 4 or 5 boosters and my memory which was horrible to the point of me being a vegetable before Covid became great.

I don't know what Covid vaccine you got, but mine was like an head AI cloud internet memory upgrade. Sure, I sometimes misuse words and it takes a short Google search to find out what pops into my head. But it was a really transformative significant upgrade to my life.

If we get a couple more Covid pandemics, I might end up being almost smart enough to pass Medschool! Yay ME!@! Yay Covid!
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