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Flatulent Poodle Fucker
2/7/2025 12:33 am GMT

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Word On The Street Is That ~ta~ Has Gotten Herself Locked Up Again!

Sources say booze and assault on cops were involved.

The leopard never changes it's spots, apparently?
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Anonymous Coward
2/7/2025 2:25 am GMT

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Ass-ault on cops?

Poor cops!

Right On Sister!
2/7/2025 2:30 am GMT

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In honor of Jami's valiant stance against the patriarchy I would like to tell a feminist joke.


What do you call that useless bit of skin attached to a penis?























A man!
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VPN Proxy Condom
2/7/2025 2:39 am GMT

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Gotta love how Elaine thinks poodlefucking anyone who insults her protected pussies does anything at all?

Other than show her impotent tard rage and clapped ass cheeks for all to see.
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Anonymous Coward
2/7/2025 3:55 am GMT

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She begged for a pardon.






" NO DICE"
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katya
2/7/2025 4:21 am GMT

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I always hoped she went back to school or taught...

Pocahontas still would not be proud of her as her representative. "Trump has no one close to him, say sources close to him." Shifty Schiff, Nine Inches Around the Neck - World’s Smallest Collar - Should be in Jail!

Anonymous Coward
2/7/2025 8:10 am GMT

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Nah fools. I'm working at a really good 2 month gig. One where I can actually use my brain. Its an analyst position.

Thanks for the kind thoughts Katya, hope all is well with you.

~ta~

Icevan
2/7/2025 1:04 pm GMT

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Yes, she's still on her field trip to the USA but she got caught. Fortunely, she'll be in the back of the van soon and on her way back. I don't think they have internet in Mordor.
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Anonymous Coward
2/7/2025 1:24 pm GMT

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What do you call that useless bit of skin attached to a penis?

Your mouth.

(Decoded cry for help)
2/7/2025 3:40 pm GMT

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Nah fools.

I'm working at a really good 2 month gig.(GITMO)

One where I can actually use my brain.

Its an analyst position.

(Unpaid 24/7 Doge slave. Deporting innocent immigrants.)

Anonymous Coward
2/7/2025 7:56 pm GMT

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"I always hoped she went back to school or taught..."


Looks like Katya's boomer brain has finally succumbed to the oldsheimers, like Elaine?

How the fuck would the anus teach?

She's dumber than a bag of dicks.
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Nowie
2/7/2025 11:09 pm GMT

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She's dumber than a bag of dicks.


That just means she's still smarter than you!

Anonymous Coward
2/8/2025 3:07 am GMT

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^Creepier than a sack of vaginas.
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katya
2/8/2025 3:17 am GMT

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Looks like Katya's boomer brain has finally succumbed to the oldsheimers, like Elaine?


She said she had a master’s degree, so she could teach 1-200 level courses.
Pocahontas still would not be proud of her as her representative. "Trump has no one close to him, say sources close to him." Shifty Schiff, Nine Inches Around the Neck - World’s Smallest Collar - Should be in Jail!

Anonymous Coward
2/8/2025 4:53 am GMT

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rumor has it she is going back into the yard on assignment to gather material for a new cookbook and a screenplay.

some suggested titles:

Eat, Prey, Loathe

50 Shades of Cringe

The Burning Toilet Brush

The Meef of Manhatten


more to follow

Anonymous Coward
2/8/2025 4:10 pm GMT

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It all ends with ME ?

Anonymous Coward
2/8/2025 6:32 pm GMT

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Meefers Crossing

Anonymous Coward
2/8/2025 6:37 pm GMT

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ME Dickens, ME Fenster.

Anonymous Coward
2/8/2025 6:53 pm GMT

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Cat on Hot Tin Roof 2: Thawing Out

Anonymous Coward
2/8/2025 8:09 pm GMT

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I have taught before, 300 level college course, to a bunch of slugs. Training probation officers on risk assessment is so much fun. Seriously, bunch of wise-asses. But a good, receptive an intelligent group. I've also done professional presentations at several national conference.

I've looked at teaching community college here, but was advised against it by a neighbor, and the CC has had not negative but not really favorable press. Pay is low, disorganized, etc.

The current gig has me a little pissed because a couple people aren't doing their part and its gumming up the works, and I'm responsible for document(s) that have to be produced on a strict deadline. I hope I get the 3rd party analysis tomorrow or I'm winging it and Monday we will have an intense session discussion on how not working with deadlines hurts them more than me. It ain't my reputation on the line, and I can only do so much.

Anonymous Coward
2/8/2025 8:22 pm GMT

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Lean on Meef

Dead Meef Society

Mr. Hobo's Opus

Spitster Act 2: Back in the Habit

The Miracle Meefer

Akeelah and the Meef

Anonymous Coward
2/8/2025 8:30 pm GMT

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The sound of MEusic

Anonymous Coward
2/8/2025 8:36 pm GMT

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Meef it Forward

Renissance Meef

Kal
2/8/2025 10:31 pm GMT

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>The current gig has me a little pissed
>The current gig has me
>has me
>me

Meefer confirmed.

Henry Wadsworth Meefwallow
2/8/2025 10:45 pm GMT

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Children of a Lesser Meef

Meefa Lisa Smile

Educating Meefa

McMeefland USA

Goodbye Mr. Meefs

The Meef of Miss Jean Brodie

Cash Now
2/8/2025 10:46 pm GMT

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J. G. Meefworth... 877 meef meeeeeef!

Anonymous Coward
2/9/2025 1:14 am GMT

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I have taught before, 300 level college course, to a bunch of slugs. Training probation officers on risk assessment is so much fun. Seriously, bunch of wise-asses. But a good, receptive an intelligent group. I've also done professional presentations at several national conference.

I've looked at teaching community college here, but was advised against it by a neighbor, and the CC has had not negative but not really favorable press. Pay is low, disorganized, etc.

The current gig has me a little pissed because a couple people aren't doing their part and its gumming up the works, and I'm responsible for document(s) that have to be produced on a strict deadline. I hope I get the 3rd party analysis tomorrow or I'm winging it and Monday we will have an intense session discussion on how not working with deadlines hurts them more than me. It ain't my reputation on the line, and I can only do so much.


Count
Me: two, second in group contest.
I: about 8
We: 2

Go fuck yourself.

Flatulent Poodle Fucker
2/9/2025 2:47 am GMT

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I have taught before, 300 level college course, to a bunch of slugs. Training probation officers on risk assessment is so much fun. Seriously, bunch of wise-asses. But a good, receptive an intelligent group. I've also done professional presentations at several national conference.

I've looked at teaching community college here, but was advised against it by a neighbor, and the CC has had not negative but not really favorable press. Pay is low, disorganized, etc.

The current gig has me a little pissed because a couple people aren't doing their part and its gumming up the works, and I'm responsible for document(s) that have to be produced on a strict deadline. I hope I get the 3rd party analysis tomorrow or I'm winging it and Monday we will have an intense session discussion on how not working with deadlines hurts them more than me. It ain't my reputation on the line, and I can only do so much.



anus algebra

I + I've + I've + me + I'm + I + I+ I'm + me + my + I -divided by- unsolicited = MEEF

Belly Clarkson
2/9/2025 3:04 am GMT

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anus algebra

I + I've + I've + me + I'm + I + I+ I'm + me + my + I -divided by- unsolicited = MEEF

lmfao. Would the FOIL method work?

(I ÷ M)(E x F)

(M + E) = ME

katya
2/9/2025 3:51 am GMT

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JF could unwind this, I think...

Pocahontas still would not be proud of her as her representative. "Trump has no one close to him, say sources close to him." Shifty Schiff, Nine Inches Around the Neck - World’s Smallest Collar - Should be in Jail!

Anonymous Coward
2/9/2025 6:02 pm GMT

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Never in my life did I think I would end up an an algebraic formula.

Throw some Katya in the mix. That will be some hauteauce.

I love you crazy fuckers.

It's A Mee Mario
2/9/2025 7:43 pm GMT

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"I love you crazy fuckers."

I can assure you that sentiment is most definitely not reciprocated apart from Mong7, Nowieihavetowriteaparagrapgofcringe and Durrlaine.
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Lulz
2/9/2025 7:45 pm GMT

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apart from Mong7, Nowieihavetowriteaparagrapgofcringe and Durrlaine.

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Anonymous Coward
2/10/2025 12:32 am GMT

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Never in my life did I think I would end up an an algebraic formula.

We're the ones who thought of it not you.
"Ahhhhh look at meeeeeeeeeeeeee I'm so zany!" Weeewooooweeeewooo
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Dr Faustus
2/10/2025 1:59 am GMT

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"The current gig has me a little pissed because a couple people aren't doing their part and its gumming up the works, and I'm responsible for document(s) that have to be produced on a strict deadline. I hope I get the 3rd party analysis tomorrow or I'm winging it and Monday we will have an intense session discussion on how not working with deadlines hurts them more than me. It ain't my reputation on the line, and I can only do so much."

And so the cycle of life of the shitbird begins again. The countdown has begun for posts bitterly complaining that the new boss and staff have it in for her for no discernible reasons that anus can fathom whatsoever. Nothing to do with her unaccountably superior attitude, of course?

No, everyone is jealous of how clever and cool she is. Obviously.
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Nowie
2/10/2025 3:05 am GMT

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"I love you crazy fuckers."

I can assure you that sentiment is most definitely not reciprocated apart from Mong7, Nowieihavetowriteaparagrapgofcringe and Durrlaine.


We love you too dood!

If we weren't happy to be here, we wouldn't be... I remember when I left the poo pit, I don't think I said "Bye" to any dood and I don't miss those weirdo Trumptards...

Half of them are on SSI according to the red head female mod and they still wax lyrical about the nobility of conservativism... I think they whacked in the head!

Now, for a paragraph of cringe. Here's a paragraph of cringe! I can't believe it's not cringe. Where does all this cringe come from? Who writes so much cringe? What sort of cringy little weirdo writes all this cringe? OMG!@! The cringe, make it stop! Why is there so much cringe bottled up in a cringelord? What happened to posting normal stuff like NFL and soccer? Doesn't this cringelord ever shut up? OMG!@! My eyeballs are burning from the cringe!
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Anonymous Coward
2/10/2025 3:21 am GMT

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^ chewgee

Alobar
2/10/2025 7:00 am GMT

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a real author, tom robbins, died tonight. 92 years old.


the still life
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Anonymous Coward
2/10/2025 5:09 pm GMT

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My eyeballs are burning from the cringe!


Cringelords own your smarmy schizo ass.

Ausscuck.
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Cringelords .. RULE!
2/10/2025 5:32 pm GMT

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^ "Aussycucky lost that round"!
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Anonymous Coward
2/10/2025 6:14 pm GMT

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Cringelords own your smarmy schizo ass.

Ausscuck.

Wow someone is mad (you), rofl schizo.

Jolly
2/10/2025 6:30 pm GMT

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^ "Aussycucky lost that round"!

if you two would calm down, you will realize, there is an anus behind your troubles.

you: "no, of course not!" you're thinking to yourself right now: "who is the anus?"

well, strap on in.

The anus is someone called Jami. She likened herself to "TA", in which someone (rightfully) called her "the anus". It stuck to her like her toilet paper sticks to her ass.

She is now in complete damage control. Elaine has a soft spot for her, because well, it's Elaine. She's a fuckup and likeminded people tend to adhere to each other.

The anus will anus, much like elaine will elaine.

Anonymous Coward
2/10/2025 6:32 pm GMT

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" Cringelord is angry old ssi boomer.
Prolly his bowels are off and his meals-on-wheels had stale cornbread."
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Anonymous Coward
2/10/2025 6:35 pm GMT

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:D
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Anonymous Coward
2/10/2025 6:37 pm GMT

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"~aussiecucky~ cryin for his strapon'd wallaby master."
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DJ kal kang
2/10/2025 6:45 pm GMT

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Anus Chair by Elaine in Chains

Sitting on an anus chair
Anus wails that steal the air
Stomach hurts and I don't care
What do I see across the way, hey

See myself molded in clay, oh
Stares at me, yeah I'm afraid
Changing the shape of his face, oh yeah
Candles red I have a pair

Shadows dancing everywhere
Burning on the anus chair
Little gurl made a mistake
Pink cloud has now turned to gray, oh

All that I want is to play
Get on your knees, time to pray, oh
I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, yeah

Lost my mind, yeah
Can't find it anywhere
Corporate prison, we stay
I'm a dull gurl, work all day

So I'm strung out anyway
Loneliness is not a phase
Field of pain is where I graze
Serenity is far away

Saw my reflection and cried
So little hope that I died, oh
Feed me your lies, open wide
Weight of my heart, not the size, oh

I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, yeah
Lost my mind, yeah
Can't find it anywhere

Pink cloud has now turned to gray
All that I want is to play
Get on your knees time to pray, gurl
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Anonymous Coward
2/10/2025 6:51 pm GMT

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" gaydaymate! "

Ready for a real kangaroo-roo-roo-rOOOOOin?"

^ (~aussie's~ MASTERFULL strap-on wallaby shacklord")
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Litter
2/10/2025 7:00 pm GMT

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Waiting with baited breath for the upcoming tell all of life with the courtduds:

THORGETABOUTIT

stale cornbread
2/10/2025 9:43 pm GMT

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LETS SEE!..

where are we at in this insane AE thread pie fight?

This is video game level fun
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Anonymous Coward
2/14/2025 12:25 am GMT

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Do you have any idea how it is to be a punch line?

I've put up with you sore asses for two decades. Think about that. There is nothing you could do at this point that would shock me.

Frankly, I delight in your foolishness or I would have been off this forum 18 years ago. It is the little people that pick on others.

I do want to say, after all of our issues, I respect you Katya. Even though you gave me the nic the anus and i paid you back with kuntya. It is done now.

For the unedumucated: ~ta~ is the author. Long history on that name.

JERRY! - 1
2/14/2025 1:00 am GMT

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A history well worth the forgetting too!
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Danny DeCheeto
2/14/2025 2:03 am GMT

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nah uh. TA stands for 'the anus', not 'the author'
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katya
2/14/2025 2:17 am GMT

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It is done now.


Is it?
Pocahontas still would not be proud of her as her representative. "Trump has no one close to him, say sources close to him." Shifty Schiff, Nine Inches Around the Neck - World’s Smallest Collar - Should be in Jail!

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Thor Pussy
2/14/2025 6:57 pm GMT

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Isn't this the ratfucker that murdered PDB and Omega's dog and stole Frigg's guitar? Forum trash to be sure, if so.
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Anonymous Coward
2/14/2025 7:49 pm GMT

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Frigg's guitar?

Frigg Stueyvestant?

That's a new twist

Anonymous Coward
2/14/2025 7:57 pm GMT

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That the Frigg played the cowbell

NOT the guitar.

Aleister Crowley
2/15/2025 1:55 am GMT

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I will now decode Virgil;

It is quite apparent
to me that
Dido and Aeneas
are code for
Dildo and Anus.

Venona to Homer
2/16/2025 3:18 am GMT

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^ 53678 64980 66321 85897 89976 63458 88673 97476

Anonymous Coward
2/16/2025 2:13 pm GMT

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53678 64980 66321 85897 89976 63458 88673 97476

This Microsoft key is invalid.

goodun
2/16/2025 2:56 pm GMT

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^
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Anonymous Coward
2/16/2025 3:24 pm GMT

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^ No.
The numbers refer to a MASSIVE effort (verona project) to decode a series 5 of digit number coded telegrams originating at the then soviet embassy.
Its an incredible story, really is, resulting in, amongst others,
the outing of the rascally philby and the other less rascally C5ers.

Better, much, than le carre.

Nowie
2/16/2025 4:24 pm GMT

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" Cringelord is angry old ssi boomer.
Prolly his bowels are off and his meals-on-wheels had stale cornbread."


Lulz... Ouch dood!


LETS SEE!..

where are we at in this insane AE thread pie fight?

This is video game level fun


The old, ssi boomer is nanna napping and dreaming about the good old days. Back when McDonalds burgers were cheap and he could go to a milk bar and get a shake for 25 cents. Back when Buddy Holly was the most risque thing on the radio and money was worth something!

That wasn't much of a pie, but “He already mad”.

wallaby anuses arent toys
2/16/2025 6:46 pm GMT

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The old, ssi boomer is nanna napping and dreaming about the good old days. Back when McDonalds burgers were cheap and he could go to a milk bar and get a shake for 25 cents. Back when Buddy Holly was the most risque thing on the radio and money was worth something!

That wasn't much of a pie, but “He already mad”.


^ Almost amusing!!!
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Anonymous Coward
2/16/2025 10:11 pm GMT

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Gw58NYktVY

Some Steve Martin for ya.

~ta~

captain~my~captain
2/17/2025 6:53 pm GMT

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