8 More Rulings Being Handed Down By Federal Judges

"Gulf of America must be changed back to Gulf of Mexico": As it has been called from time immemorial.

"Owning a Tesla is unconstitutional": Burning a Tesla, on the other hand, is protected free speech.

"Tim Walz is straight": This overturned a lower court decision that had declared Walz really, really gay.

"Trump is not allowed to move his head during the next assassination attempt": Any attempts to evade death are unauthorized and therefore unconstitutional.

"Israel must return all hostages to Gaza": They were kidnapped fair and square.

"I hereby order Danny Miller from my fourth-grade class to apologize for calling me a 'wiener' in 1974": You had better say you're sorry, Danny.

"DOGE must restore inefficiencies to all government agencies": Every department of the federal government has the right to egregiously waste taxpayer dollars.

"Jesus must uncrush the head of the serpent": A judge ruled in favor of sin and death that their destruction was unlawful and therefore null and void.

RE: 8 More Rulings Being Handed Down By Federal Judges

RE: 8 More Rulings Being Handed Down By Federal Judges

well said.

RE: 8 More Rulings Being Handed Down By Federal Judges

didn't the naziz abuse the court system then just deleted them