Kal's Beard Tattoo

So Kal, word through the grapevine is that you got a neck tattoo that's supposed to be a beard.

You can go clean shaven instead of having a patchy beard. Or maybe a donation fund can be established for hair growth research. We can call it:
"Kal's postiche destroyer". It would save you a lot of money instead of getting a beard tattoo.

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The demons that haunt Magus tiny mind never relent.

Kal, Eve, anus, Issac, Domains, Vicious, the Jews, Disturbed, Strange Candy, Fork etc hide behind every AE post and every blade of grass on his property. And you know this dumb turd is a mountain folk hillbilly who lives a cabin in the woods.

Probably has a Pine deck too?

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Magoo laughing at his own totally unfunny post is peak assblasted cringe.

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"Kal, Eve, anus, Issac, Domains, Vicious, the Jews, Disturbed, Strange Candy, Fork etc hide behind every AE post"

You forgot 'the CC schizo' which is actually about 10 AE posters that Magoo's cope infected brain maintains is only one poster who has it in for him.

Magoo is a pathetic narcissist who truly believes everyone loves him except the 'CC schizo' and a few demons who are jealous of his elite posting skills.

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Lmao, look at the walls of text ITT with those losers raging at me :^)

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i got that tat so that my neck beard would always look thick. i also wanted to get a neck tat before they got too popular, so i also got the date tattooed just along my right collar bone.
I go the extra mile to be original, for example, I don’t steal memes either.

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Lmao, look at the walls of text ITT with those losers raging at me :^)

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I originally thought magus’ trolling of the cc schizo was a fruitless and disastrous endeavor, but as time passes, it may be one of the top 5 trolls of forum history.

Magus now lives permanently in that retards head. Every day that kook thinks about “magus”.

Remarkable.

Well done, lad.

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No one "rages" at you, on the contrary, everyone laughs at your stupidity and some even pity your shizo disorder.

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Guess it’s a double-rager?

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Responding to some tard's beta tier trolling on AE is raging is it? Lol. Sure thing dude, whatever helps you sleep at night.

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Scatya sucking the shit out of some nappy wearing white chud dude's asshole as usual, I see?

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Happy Friday Kal! I hope the beard tattoo isn't too itchy on this fine, beautiful morning?

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Cringe.

Get some new demons to fixate over and some new material, obsessed schizo.

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I think the itchy beard tattoo has caused Kal to become cranky at Magus :(

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Why does Kalkek get so angry and serious?

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^ It all stems from his mother refusing his sexual advances when he was a teen.

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Kal is so angry and upset that he can't find any new memes from 4chan to repost and call his own, that his skin is crawling and his beard tattoo is subconsciously itchy now. Scratching doesn't alleviate it. Uh oh!

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Oh no, Magoo the KK Schizo is having another meltdown over someone who hasn't posted on the forum for a decade! Say it ain't so?

Hahahaha, what an obsessed loser!

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^ Kal posts here and reads here all the time, derp

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...I’m getting icky bp-solo vibes here— ew

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Kal posts here and reads here all the time, derp

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Ah, Magus coined the term 'cc schizo', so taking that idea, you name him 'kk schizo'. How endearing that you want to be like him and can't think of your own stuff.

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Magus is the biggest schizo on the forum though so not only is it perfectly fitting and valid it's also called parody and hoisting him by his own petard and retarded rhetoric, dipshit.

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Magus is the biggest schizo on the forum though so not only is it perfectly fitting and valid it's also called parody and hoisting him by his own petard and retarded rhetoric, dipshit.

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it's also called parody

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The copeium is thick in here. You should get a life and stop obsessing over me. You can never be like me, so cope more.

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Jorts and a mullet haircut is cool.

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Magoo we summon you!

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Magus is the most pathetic schizo who posts here and watching his attempts to try to convince posters here otherwise are the only lols on this site.

Cope and seethe harder perma REKT brainlet.

BTW kal died from covid years ago so watching you lash out at another one of your RENT FREE head demons is hilarious.

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Magus is the most pathetic schizo who posts here and watching his attempts to try to convince posters here otherwise are the only lols on this site.

Cope and seethe harder perma REKT brainlet.

BTW kal died from covid years ago so watching you lash out at another one of your RENT FREE head demons is hilarious.

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^Magus talking about himself again as an anon.

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^ another demon in ur head

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^No U, says Magoo, Lord of the Cringe.

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^No U, says Magoo the cringelord.

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^No U, says Magoo the cringelord.

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^No U, says Magoo, the lord of all cringe.

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Magus Trolling Worse Than Beans
4/3/2025 8:15 am GMT

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^No U, says Magoo, Lord of the Cringe.
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Magus Trolling Worse Than Beans
4/3/2025 8:20 am GMT

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^No U, says Magoo the cringelord.
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Magus Trolling Worse Than Beans
4/3/2025 8:24 am GMT

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^No U, says Magoo the cringelord.
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Magus Trolling Worse Than Beans
4/3/2025 8:27 am GMT

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^No U, says Magoo, the lord of all cringe.
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What if the fake Magus, the one talking to itself above, turned out to be Eve doing some 4 dimensional trolling on the real Magus? He's going to be so confused tomorrow night, his brain might blow a fuse lol.

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^ mad about getting baited again

woops

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There are so many fake Maguses on here, it's ridiculous. Almost like when Omega came to assault me in Oklahoma.

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^ Magus

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Good morning Kal! Got any good 4chan memes and/or stories for us on this wonderful fri-yay?

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^ obvious fake! Magoo hasn't been released yet, it's too early.

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The Cheese Tax! The Cheese Tax!
You gotta pay the cheese tax every time you're cooking
When the cheese drawer opens this puppy comes looking
The rules are the rules and the facts are the facts
But when the cheese drawer opens, you gotta pay the tax

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Magus melting down over kal or some other minor forum character from years ago proves the depths of his obsessions and mental illness.

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Speaking of minor forum people from years ago, where's Luke, Olaf, Cinnamon etc?

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What the fuck are you all doing ganging up?

Get a life.

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Responding to some tard's beta tier trolling on AE is raging is it? Lol. Sure thing dude, whatever helps you sleep at night.

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"I'm uu a oo ii aa uu uu ii aa uu ii aa uu ii aa aaaa aaaa"