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Magus
3/22/2025 2:12 pm GMT

Kal's Beard Tattoo

So Kal, word through the grapevine is that you got a neck tattoo that's supposed to be a beard.

You can go clean shaven instead of having a patchy beard. Or maybe a donation fund can be established for hair growth research. We can call it:
"Kal's postiche destroyer". It would save you a lot of money instead of getting a beard tattoo.
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Kal the boogey man
3/22/2025 3:50 pm GMT

RE: Kal's Beard Tattoo

The demons that haunt Magus tiny mind never relent.

Kal, Eve, anus, Issac, Domains, Vicious, the Jews, Disturbed, Strange Candy, Fork etc hide behind every AE post and every blade of grass on his property. And you know this dumb turd is a mountain folk hillbilly who lives a cabin in the woods.

Probably has a Pine deck too?
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REKT
3/22/2025 3:55 pm GMT

RE: Kal's Beard Tattoo

Magoo laughing at his own totally unfunny post is peak assblasted cringe.
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Anonymous Coward
3/22/2025 4:06 pm GMT

RE: Kal's Beard Tattoo

"Kal, Eve, anus, Issac, Domains, Vicious, the Jews, Disturbed, Strange Candy, Fork etc hide behind every AE post"

You forgot 'the CC schizo' which is actually about 10 AE posters that Magoo's cope infected brain maintains is only one poster who has it in for him.

Magoo is a pathetic narcissist who truly believes everyone loves him except the 'CC schizo' and a few demons who are jealous of his elite posting skills.
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Magus
3/22/2025 5:56 pm GMT

RE: Kal's Beard Tattoo

Lmao, look at the walls of text ITT with those losers raging at me :^)
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kal jorstein
3/22/2025 7:47 pm GMT

RE: Kal's Beard Tattoo

i got that tat so that my neck beard would always look thick. i also wanted to get a neck tat before they got too popular, so i also got the date tattooed just along my right collar bone.
I go the extra mile to be original, for example, I don’t steal memes either.

Anonymous Coward
3/22/2025 8:05 pm GMT

RE: Kal's Beard Tattoo

Lmao, look at the walls of text ITT with those losers raging at me :^)


No one "rages" at you, on the contrary, everyone laughs at your stupidity and some even pity your shizo disorder.
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Forum Historian
3/22/2025 10:07 pm GMT

RE: Kal's Beard Tattoo

I originally thought magus’ trolling of the cc schizo was a fruitless and disastrous endeavor, but as time passes, it may be one of the top 5 trolls of forum history.

Magus now lives permanently in that retards head. Every day that kook thinks about “magus”.

Remarkable.

Well done, lad.

Anonymous Coward
3/23/2025 2:23 am GMT

RE: Kal's Beard Tattoo

No one "rages" at you, on the contrary, everyone laughs at your stupidity and some even pity your shizo disorder.

You are raging here in this ragepost. Explain that? :^)
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katya
3/23/2025 2:53 am GMT

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RE: Kal's Beard Tattoo

Guess it’s a double-rager?

Pocahontas still would not be proud of her as her representative. "Trump has no one close to him, say sources close to him." Shifty Schiff, Nine Inches Around the Neck - World’s Smallest Collar - Should be in Jail!

Anonymous Coward
3/23/2025 6:53 pm GMT

RE: Kal's Beard Tattoo

Responding to some tard's beta tier trolling on AE is raging is it? Lol. Sure thing dude, whatever helps you sleep at night.
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Anonymous Coward
3/24/2025 6:30 pm GMT

RE: Kal's Beard Tattoo

Scatya sucking the shit out of some nappy wearing white chud dude's asshole as usual, I see?

Magus
3/28/2025 11:57 am GMT

RE: Kal's Beard Tattoo

Happy Friday Kal! I hope the beard tattoo isn't too itchy on this fine, beautiful morning?

Issac Neutron's Old Hat
3/28/2025 7:58 pm GMT

RE: Kal's Beard Tattoo

Cringe.

Get some new demons to fixate over and some new material, obsessed schizo.
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Kal jort #1
3/28/2025 9:28 pm GMT

RE: Kal's Beard Tattoo

I think the itchy beard tattoo has caused Kal to become cranky at Magus :(

Anonymous Coward
3/29/2025 7:01 pm GMT

RE: Kal's Beard Tattoo

Why does Kalkek get so angry and serious?

Honk Blorto
3/29/2025 7:17 pm GMT

RE: Kal's Beard Tattoo

^ It all stems from his mother refusing his sexual advances when he was a teen.

Pepe the frog
3/29/2025 11:37 pm GMT

RE: Kal's Beard Tattoo

Kal is so angry and upset that he can't find any new memes from 4chan to repost and call his own, that his skin is crawling and his beard tattoo is subconsciously itchy now. Scratching doesn't alleviate it. Uh oh!
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Kal Rent Free Demon
3/30/2025 12:22 am GMT

RE: Kal's Beard Tattoo

Oh no, Magoo the KK Schizo is having another meltdown over someone who hasn't posted on the forum for a decade! Say it ain't so?

Hahahaha, what an obsessed loser!

Anonymous Coward
3/31/2025 9:34 pm GMT

RE: Kal's Beard Tattoo

^ Kal posts here and reads here all the time, derp