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Magus
3/20/2025 12:13 am GMT

Funnnyyyy

So I don't remember if I told you retards this before but I like broke my femur a couple years ago and I can finally do stuff again now that spring is coming up.

My dad and his hippie friends and my aunts and shit said: here take this.

So now: I'm absolutely wasted, but the nerve pain is almost gone. I now know why my aunt and uncles smoke that sometimes.

I am no stranger to drugs and alcohol and shit like that, as an 80s and 90s kid, but I really, REALLY, want to give you a word of precaution:

Those edibles and the high concentration stuff that you get from the dispensaries: bad news.

Very bad news. I've always trusted my gut and I hate you retards but listen to what I'm saying now:

Stay. Away. From. Dispensaries.

Anonymous Coward
3/20/2025 1:48 am GMT

RE: Funnnyyyy

Imagine being such a huge pussy you write warnings on the internet about weed?

Some SAD narcissist fucks will use any excuse to talk about their dull lives, hey Magus and ta?
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Anonymous Coward
3/20/2025 2:41 am GMT

RE: Funnnyyyy

how did you break your femur? that's not easy to do. i know a guy who fell backwards off a scaffold that was tipping back from a wall. he was only about 10 feet up, but he put his hands back to try and catch himself. he broke both wrists.
he couldn't wipe his own ass for a couple months.

that's when you find out who your friends really are.

Halp! Magoo OD on weed mommy
3/22/2025 4:22 pm GMT

RE: Funnnyyyy

Poor Magoo, had an edible and starts posting how the sky is falling!

Chicken little meets albino turkey= sheer terror for the manlet babby.
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akasu
3/22/2025 5:31 pm GMT

RE: Funnnyyyy

If you really want to get high with edibles, stick them up your pooper like you would a suppository, they last for 48 hours or more that way.

Anonymous Coward
3/23/2025 7:22 pm GMT

RE: Funnnyyyy

Just smoke a bong FFS. What a drama queen attention whore.