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The Mountain Folk Thread

Billy Bob Oct 16, 2026, 1:45 pm EDT	The Mountain Folk Thread Test
Stunned Pooper Oct 16, 2026, 2:06 pm EDT	RE: The Mountain Folk Thread I saw corn and peanuts in my poop this morning. Funny thing, I haven't eaten any corn or peanuts in months. So I think I got SCS. Slow Colon Syndrome. Please pray for me and my diseased slow colon, thanks be to God, amen.
Elaine Oct 16, 2026, 2:13 pm EDT	RE: The Mountain Folk Thread Thanks for posting. I found an interesting flaw in my code.
10407 Oct 16, 2026, 3:54 pm EDT	RE: The Mountain Folk Thread Low down leavin Sun Done did everything that needs done Woe is me, why cant i see Id best be leaving well enough alone Them neon night lights, Couldnt stay outta fights Keep-a-haunting me in memories Well, theres one in every crowd, for crying out loud Why was it always turning out to be me
Billy Bob Oct 16, 2026, 9:28 pm EDT	RE: The Mountain Folk Thread Ain't it nice to be back home again friends?! Many thanks to Elaine fer bringin back a legend amongst the forums. Anyhoo it is Fridy nite and me and Bobby Ray is up in a pine thicket runnin the still. It were powerful hot this summer but now, as the harvest is in full swing, it come a code blast. We had some trouble in Augist and Setembur findin a crick what had snuff water to make a batch of shine. This was on account o the hot, dry weather. The good news is I reckon the Mamsquatch went into hidin fer a spell. Any o' you folks herd from Sweet? I reckon Magus is still crazy as ever. I do hope Katya is well. I lurked at Lop but I ain't seen Luke in ages. I think bout him ever time I go to the store and see Hot Pockets on sale.
Anonymous Coward Oct 20, 2026, 12:00 pm EDT	RE: The Mountain Folk Thread Oh yeah, they had a big storm earlier this year in the Florida panhandle. I wonder how Sweet is doin?
Elaine Oct 20, 2026, 2:13 pm EDT	RE: The Mountain Folk Thread "Ray is up in a pine thicket runnin the still" I was cleaning out the basement after curmy died, and guess what I found in the deep, dark part of the basement? A still. I almost didn't recognize it because I hadn't seen one since I was a child vising relatives up in Blue Ridge. It was so damned old and rusty that it probably would've exploded if anybody put a fire under it. I just left it there for the new owners.
Billy Bob Oct 20, 2026, 5:26 pm EDT	RE: The Mountain Folk Thread Yep! Them old ones can blow out real bad ifen they rust through over time. Don't ask me how I knowed that either.
Billy Bob Oct 23, 2026, 10:06 pm EDT	RE: The Mountain Folk Thread Howdy. Tonite me and Bobby Ray is makin moonshine like it's going out o style. The still is hid down in a hole in the ground. I reckon we will have 20 gallons when we git done.
Cletus Oct 25, 2026, 10:11 am EDT	RE: The Mountain Folk Thread How do Billy Bob! Glad this here joint opened up agin.
Billy Bob Oct 25, 2026, 7:43 pm EDT	RE: The Mountain Folk Thread Hey Cletus. I aint herd nuthin bout the Mamsquatch since spring. Today we went to the meetin house and Jolene up and sharted a mess what beggars description. It was right at the end when we was gittin up to leave and swoosh!
Clem Peters Oct 26, 2026, 4:08 am EDT	RE: The Mountain Folk Thread I shot a woodpecker and ate it, bony little critter it were.
Billy Bob Oct 29, 2026, 9:42 pm EDT	RE: The Mountain Folk Thread Today i heard bout a guy out in the woods huntin and he just disappeared. I reckon the Mamsquatch is active again.
Billy Bob Oct 29, 2026, 9:43 pm EDT	RE: The Mountain Folk Thread Oh yeah, we been eatin roadkill possum.

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