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Anonymous Coward 4/17/2025 10:44 pm GMT	RE: The Mountain Folk Thread ^^YOU are CORRECT sir!
Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 4/17/2025 11:57 pm GMT	RE: The Mountain Folk Thread You can tell the difference becoz the real Magus has a crazy haircut and always logs in. He only posts on weekends since they don't have Internet at the nut house.
Clem 4/20/2025 7:34 pm GMT	RE: The Mountain Folk Thread Hey Cletus, Howd it go at at sunday preachin today? Me and Earlene went to a preacher who wants the church goes to get down on the floor and have conniptions to. I can rightly say I did it, but Earlene show did give it try. She was laying down and tryin to make her body jump around, but she jus kept spinnin around on her fat belly lookin like an upside down turtle. One good thing though. Earlene didn’t spray anyone with poop like Sweet did. Did Sweet spray anyone when y’all went on Sunday? I hopes not. Younz gonna run out places to go fer Sunday preechin iffin she did. I heerd that some poor old guy was a walking thru the woods tryin to git back to his cabin and he was set upon by the Mamsquatch. When she was a done with him, they found him all nekkid and passed out behind sum bushes right behind where ma still was during the summer. That was a close call fer me.
Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 4/23/2025 2:59 am GMT	RE: The Mountain Folk Thread It's spring hereabouts in the mountains and that means the mamsquatch will be on the prowl soon. We still got enuff corn in the grain bin to last until summer, so we're fixing to make a run o likker soon. I'm thinking bout puttin near traps around the still site to keep the beast away.
Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 4/25/2025 9:27 pm GMT	RE: The Mountain Folk Thread Tonight is the night. We are fixing to make a big batch o shine.
Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 4/26/2025 3:16 am GMT	RE: The Mountain Folk Thread The still is cookin and you can hear that thar moonshine a thumpin up a storm! I reckon we'll have a nice bunch o jugs by Sunday Night. Wait, what? Bobby Ray said he just seen a dark shadow shaped like a man out yonder hidden behind a tree watching us. He dint see it till it moved just a little bit. I don't think it's the Mamsquatch coz it don't stink. It mite be a durn revenuer tho.
Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 4/27/2025 7:22 pm GMT	RE: The Mountain Folk Thread Whatever it were, we dint see it no more, I think it could have been a barr or sum such. Anyhoo Jolene was in rare form at the snake handler today. She had one wrapped around each arm but one jumped free and went down the back o' another woman's dress. The pandemonium was on! After the runaway rattlesnake was captured Jolene unleashed one o' her best sharts ever! You could smell that meetin house fer 10 miles after she done that.
Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 4/28/2025 10:36 pm GMT	RE: The Mountain Folk Thread I took off tommary and we is goin out yonder to the woods to a new spot tonight I found over the winter.
Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 4/29/2025 8:33 am GMT	RE: The Mountain Folk Thread What in tarnation was that? There was a loud hole out yonder, it sounded like the beast. Bobby toss sum water on the fahr quick! Got down and be quiet.