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Lop Guest
3/16/2025 11:51 pm GMT

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RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Hi Lads,

I had a weird dream last night. After watching the ‘Godfather’ movies I dreamed that I woke up to find a head in my bed. No, not a horses head like in the ‘Godfather’, but rather the head of Disturd. I then dreamed that I then punted his head over the shed and into the woods. I felt much better, but than I woke up and realized it was only a dream, or was it?

After breakfast I walked into the woods behind the shed to check for Disturd’s head. I did not find it, but I did find Eve’s head. I freaked out and ran back to the house and took a med. Later, I went back to check if it was real or not, and instead of Eve’s head, I found BOG’s head. I went back to the house and did not tell anyone what I found.

It got cold again here, so I went to get some firwood as my wife want ed a fire in the fireplace. Damned if I did not encounter a hoard of rats, all having Eve’s head on them and they were quite vicious, so I reneged on getting the wood and sent one of the boys out to get it.

We’re having chicken sandwiches and fries for supper, then I will be headed back to the hospital. See you next weekend lads.

Anonymous Coward
3/17/2025 12:08 am GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

"Who or what is the cc schizo?"

Another one of the many demons that torment poor Magoo's thoughts.

Nowie
3/17/2025 4:04 am GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo


Oh come on, I doubt Eve would want to have her way with Magus. No woman alive is that desperate.


There's plenty of morbidly obese women in America that haven't been rooted in a decade...

We could have one wear an Eve mask and say "Oh mighty Magoo, come to mommy!"

Anonymous Coward
3/17/2025 11:05 am GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Oh come on, I doubt Eve would want to have her way with Magus. No woman alive is that desperate

Are you kidding me? Magus is hot and takes good care of himself- he has all the women lined up to get some of that!
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Anonymous Coward
3/17/2025 4:54 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^^A Ghey boy speaking for his lover.
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Magus
3/17/2025 10:25 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

I'm depressed again. I admit it. I am a closet cock-sucker.

Just ask any of my mates on the sub that I served on. I served them all.

Magus
3/17/2025 10:28 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magus here. That was a fake one, I'm not depressed.

Magus
3/17/2025 11:16 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

I'm very depressed, don't believe the fake one above.

Anonymous Coward
3/17/2025 11:55 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

WTF is going on here ?

Magus
3/17/2025 11:56 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^

Not Magus
3/17/2025 11:59 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^ I'm not Magus - sorry couldn't resist
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Anonymous Coward
3/18/2025 2:34 am GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Even BOG rejected Magus. I didn't think anybody could get that low.

Anonymous Coward
3/18/2025 8:01 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

So Magoo saw rats with Eve's head on them?? They were some fat rats!
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Liberty
3/18/2025 8:04 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Even BOG rejected Magus. I didn't think anybody could get that low


She didn't and I got really mad when she got nekkid for me on cam :^)

Anonymous Coward
3/18/2025 8:28 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Maybe the smell of his smegma kept BOG away from Magus.

Anonymous Coward
3/18/2025 8:32 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

BOG's bog was too much for magus i think

Anonymous Coward
3/19/2025 2:57 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

BOG named him "stumpy" after their meeting.
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Anonymous Coward
3/19/2025 3:36 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^ I think you misspelled 'sexy man'
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Anonymous Coward
3/19/2025 5:34 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

'sexy man' doesn't do magus justice. sorry schizos!

Sweet
3/19/2025 9:10 pm GMT

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RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

We girls talked to BOG and amongst ourselves about Magus when he posted at LOP. It was a 100% consensus that he is "short" in many qualities. He his maybe half-a-man in many, many ways. He is also a pathetic excuse for a man. His lack of intelligence is glaring, as is his attempts at trolling.

Anonymous Coward
3/19/2025 10:51 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^ the schizo is triggered

Am I ruining your fun? :^)

Anonymous Coward
3/19/2025 11:23 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^^LOL. A schizo run amok. Can't accept facts. Lets sit back and see what else the schizo posts.
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Anonymous Coward
3/19/2025 11:29 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^ spiderman: no u!

Lol it's like beanus is back.

Anonymous Coward
3/19/2025 11:34 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magus is such a loser. At least he can say he has the largest butt plug collection in Wisconsin.

Anonymous Coward
3/19/2025 11:39 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^ aaahaha i knew i could make ypu mad by saying one thing.

You have MDS

Anonymous Coward
3/20/2025 2:46 am GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Hey. It is a lot more fun being a ninja level troll in your legislature knowing you never have to go back. Nobody really knew you but you got to move some good bills.

That is serious ninja shit. Why do you think I would waste the skills you taught me back on you? Hell no.

Anonymous Coward
3/20/2025 2:55 am GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^^^^^ What is this gibberish?

Anonymous Coward
3/20/2025 3:43 am GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

It was a very cold and snowy night at the asylum and Magus curled up under his wool blanket to try to keep warm in the drafty dorm room. Soon he was alarmed by the sound of wooden shoes stomping the floor next to the bed. Somehow Disturbed was in the room with him. Magus asked him why he was there?


"Donate Me!". Came a thunderous reply as the Dutchman held out his hand for a donation.



The Dutchman turned into Jami Lynn and began chasing Magus down the halls of the asylum. Magus woke up from the nightmare crying like a baby!

Anonymous Coward
3/20/2025 1:33 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

One more day until the REAL Magus shows up.
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Asylum Guy
3/20/2025 5:39 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Hey Magus! Is that the sound of wooden shoes I hear coming?

Anonymous Coward
3/20/2025 8:13 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magus the squirrels are really aliens and they're here to probe you.

Anonymous Coward
3/20/2025 10:01 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

You guys aren't even close to imitating me, but please keep up your hilarious larp. Show the world how much I REKT you, and remember that I own my own company.
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Anonymous Coward
3/20/2025 10:12 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^Faux Magoo. The real one is in the VA hospital being treated.
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Anonymous Coward
3/20/2025 10:20 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^ Obsessed

Anonymous Coward
3/21/2025 12:21 am GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^obsessed with Magus

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