RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^ the aberration is now bunging and pretending to be my wife...

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One more day until Magoo gets cut loose from the hospital.

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Magus had a bad day today. He went to the hospital dining room and saw a leprechaun decoration for St. Patrick's Day. He noticed that it moved and it started talking to him in Jami Lynn's voice. He threw jello at it but the leprechaun just laughed at him.

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Magus had a bad day today. He went to the hospital dining room and saw a leprechaun decoration for St. Patrick's Day. He noticed that it moved and it started talking to him in Jami Lynn's voice. He threw jello at it but the leprechaun just laughed at him.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Not a ninja level troll if I can help drive him into an asylum (assuming its real and not a larp).

~ta~

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Magus went to bed early tonight because he has a big day ahead tomorrow. He might get to go home, assuming he isn't locked up in the psych ward due to his meltdowns. Sweet nightmares Magus.

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It was a gloomy and foggy night in Madison. Magus lay in bed reading about skinwalkers and other paranormal creatures of the great lakes. He put the book down and turned off the light, and soon he was dreaming about the upcoming weekend. In his dream he opened the door to the attic but nothing was unusual. He turned around and walked into the kitchen. That's when he saw him. Magus opened the refrigerator and Disturbed popped out, his wooden shoes making a distinct noise upon hitting the floor.


"Who are you?" Magus shouted in horror.

"I am the LOP man and you are my guest." came a reply.

"Why are you here?" said Magus.


"I was summoned here by the Anus Chair.".


The Dutchman began stomping his feet and dancing. Suddenly Magus saw four Dutchmen, then 16, then hundreds were stomping their wooden shoes which drove Magus mad. He threw the Anus Chair out in the yard and ran back inside. To his shock he found the chair back in the kitchen... And TA was sitting on it!

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It's Magus Day.

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Every day is magus day!

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Not a ninja level troll if I can help drive him into an asylum (assuming its real and not a larp).

~ta~

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The REAL Magus should be lett out on pass today.

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^ Since you're out on pass, it oughta be a fun revival!

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Magus Watch is on!

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^ looney tunes watch is here!

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The fake lop guest must be mad that he or she has been put on one of the infamous LG magic cards, and has been fruitless in trying to get revenge, almost a decade later. It continues to be assblasted...

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No idea what an LG magic card is?

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I miss the days when Beans would troll Magus.

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i also miss the days that magus would troll beans. those were some pretty hilarious times how mad beanus would get.

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Hi Lads,

I had a banner week in the hospital with no meltdowns. I came close several times as one of the patients said I was Gay and another said I was so crazy that I belonged on another psychiatric Unit. I was sufficiently medicated that I did not care.

The drive home was quite nice. It’s unseasonably warm and everyone is enjoying it. It seems that Eve is really enjoying it as I saw her several times today. Once as the nurse who let me go on pass, again when we stopped at the grocery store, when she checked us out and again hitchhiking on the drive back home.

When we got home everything seemed normal until I heard, what seemed like fart, come from the Anus chair on the porch. My wife accused me of farting and said it smelled like institutional food. I told her that Anus chair probably was in an institution before we acquired it. She laughed and said ‘OK’.

Tonight, we are having Slopy Joe’s and fries for supper. We’ll play a game of Monopoly with the boys and then watch ‘Phantasm’

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"You never have nor will you ever be anything to me other than a cringey old cat lady with mental issues who posts on an obscure online forum, and who is called the anus.
The only thing you've ever done is make me laugh really hard at your behavior while you were going through the courtfrog stuff. Now that was quality entertainment."

Magoo seething and coping and REKT by the anus yet again!

He can't stop reading these threads about him!

What a no-life, twisted narcissist that mad lad is, hey?

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"assuming its real and not a larp).

~ta~"

Congrats anus, we have found the second stupidest poster in this thread after Magoo.

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So they have Anus chairs in Psych hospitals? Maybe it's a good thing like Martha Stewart would say.

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Magoo seething and coping and REKT by the anus yet again!

He can't stop reading these threads about him!

What a no-life, twisted narcissist that mad lad is, hey

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Magus was hungry so he went to the refrigerator, but he stopped in horror as he remembered the nightmare he had. Slowly he opened the door, half expecting Disturbed to jump out at him. A ghostly laugh came from behind him but he only saw the Anus Chair. Magus began to cry.

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I always get a good eye roll in when the anus tries her hand at imitating the cc schizo.
The quality just isn't there.

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Who or what is the cc schizo?

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The compact car schizo. It's more of an abberation than a person.
It posts as corn ho lio on the last post thread, and does the mountain folk and compact car threads. It hijacked the LOP Guest account.

The cc schizo suffers from butthurt of mass proportions. It has weird nicknames for the old Loppers because he is still trying to cope with being wrecked by them so badly.

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^^Good find. How can you prove this though? Maybe you are CC Schizo.

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Hi Lads,

I had a wonderful night’s sleep. I woke up ready to go, so I took a long-awaited jog. Since I have not jogged in a while, I needed to slow down to walk several times. There was a female jogger behind me who slowed down and walked with me for a while. She seemed nice enough, so I asked what her name was. She said ‘Eve’. I was about to drop a load when suddenly she vanished into thin air.

After having breakfast, I decided to go back into the attic t investigate the scratching noise my wife has been complaining about. I decided to ask one of the boys to come with me. When we entered the attic, all seemed quiet, but not for long. I saw a giant rat chewing on one of the main beams supporting the house. I asked my son did he see it. He said ‘see what?’. We left the attic.

Later on, after lunch I took a walk down to the river. There was not much wildlife to be seen as they are still hibernating or elsewhere. However, that damned Disturd showed up blocking the path again and threatening me with a gun. I decided not to engage and returned home.

Tonight we having honey barbequed chicken and then watch ‘The Godfather’ movies.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

..but a ninja level troll would have the ability to do exactly that - of course only if the ninja level troll cares for you..one way or the other chuckle

whereas a troll level ninja only cares for... one never knows :)

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

It was late Saturday Night. Rain poured down all night and lightning occasionally lit up the scene. Magus was on the porch looking out into the yard when a flash of lightning showed that Eve was standing right in front of him. He recoiled in horror and let out a scream. He stepped back a few steps but then another flash of lightning occurred. This time he saw the face of the giant rat he saw in the attic earlier. Now he realized that this rat is a skinwalker! He ran back in the house and locked the door, but to his surprise, Eve was already in there. He woke up screaming for the orderly at the asylum, but his wife woke him up and gave him a pill.

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Naronja

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It was late Saturday Night. Rain poured down all night and lightning occasionally lit up the scene. Magus was on the porch looking out into the yard when a flash of lightning showed that Eve was standing right in front of him. He recoiled in horror and let out a scream. He stepped back a few steps but then another flash of lightning occurred. This time he saw the face of the giant rat he saw in the attic earlier. Now he realized that this rat is a skinwalker! He ran back in the house and locked the door, but to his surprise, Eve was already in there. He woke up screaming for the orderly at the asylum, but his wife woke him up and gave him a pill.

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Oh come on, I doubt Eve would want to have her way with Magus. No woman alive is that desperate.