RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Hi Lads,

Had a decent night’s sleep, except for the giant beaver that kept peering at me through the window. It had Eve’s face, so it was even more scary. But then again, she has buck teeth, so it seemed real. I awaked suddenly, but there was nothing in the window, so I know it was a dream.

I took a jog right before breakfast and I met up with a jogger going the opposite way who identified himself as Disturd. I believed him because he was wearing wooden shoes. I asked him how he could jog in those shoes and he responded ‘the same way that you that you think you are jogging now’. Suddenly I awoke and found myself passed out in a culvert on the side of the road with something up my bunghole.

I returned home, removed the buttplug from my bunghole and had breakfast then took a med and laid down. My wife came and awoke me for lunch. I was going down the stairs when I realized I still had the buttplug in my bunghole. I sashayed down to lunch and enjoyed it as well as the buttplug.

Tonight we are having a pizza and then will be back to the hospital with my buttplug in place. See you next week lads.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magus returned to the asylum relieved that TA didn't get him. When the nurse took him to his room she said Magus received something earlier today, something unusual. He entered the room, the odor unbearable. He saw the Anus Chair right there in the room with him. The chair laughed hysterically and Magus curled up and screamed for several minutes.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^ you retards pick on me but the goddamn beavers are back.

I even hired this trapper guy that I know to take care of them. There's an enormous beaver shack in the pond in my backyard. Nothing I do works. Before I annihilated my leg I was shooting at least half a dozen a year.

I'd take a picture but Elaine is gay about posting pictures.

P.s... i told them they could sleep in today because they've been doing extra chores, and I want to sleep in too.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

At lunch today Magus had a meltdown. He noticed his bun had spots on it, when he complained to the nurse he was told those spots are sesame seeds. Magus threw the sandwich at the wall and said that TA was trying to poison him. He was put in seclusion for the day. Once he was alone in the rubber room he started hearing Eve laugh at him.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

1. You are whining about people picking on you in a thread that you obsessively choose to click on each day

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Selling butt plugs on eBay doesn't make you a big business tycoon.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^ how would you know? :^)

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

The Fake Maguses have severe butthurt. The real Magus in the asylum at least seems a bit more normal.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

No not every day, not even yesterday amd i go days and weeks in a row often actually because i like to come back and see all the butthurt schizos and their fake posts, but mostly because I have a life unlike you scum.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magus gets good meds at the asylum.