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Nowie
5/7/2025 4:34 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo


Screw you. It took a lot of effort to come up with that and I even used chatGPT to help me come up with it.


Why bother using chatGPT to write a forum post? Just post whatever you want that doesn't break Mrs Elaine's forum rules, that's what most people here do. Half of us, (Like me and Ms Daisy!) don't even engage our second neuron posting here...

Magus
5/7/2025 4:43 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Why bother using chatGPT to write a forum post? Just post whatever you want that doesn't break Mrs Elaine's forum rules, that's what most people here do. Half of us, (Like me and Ms Daisy!) don't even engage our second neuron posting here...


In case you haven't been paying attention, and now that it doesn't matter, I can only stretch a LARP out for so long.

I have plenty of other online personas as well, kind of a mix and match of personal experiences with some embellishments to trigger manlets like Kal and give the roflposter something to respond to.

It's a pastime like playing cards or something, and the results are often unexpected and funny.

Like for example, I made some schizo write out huge paragraphs involving out of this world scenarios about someone who he or she thinks is real.

Honestly, how priceless is that? I've even used some of that material in other things.

There is no 'end game' in all of this. It's just a funny way to spend an hour (if that) on occasion, to trigger like a million people because they're all so angry and upset and want to 'win' (I'll never let that happen though, hehe).

Nowie
5/7/2025 5:16 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo


In case you haven't been paying attention, and now that it doesn't matter, I can only stretch a LARP out for so long.

I have plenty of other online personas as well, kind of a mix and match of personal experiences with some embellishments to trigger manlets like Kal and give the roflposter something to respond to.

It's a pastime like playing cards or something, and the results are often unexpected and funny.

Like for example, I made some schizo write out huge paragraphs involving out of this world scenarios about someone who he or she thinks is real.

Honestly, how priceless is that? I've even used some of that material in other things.

There is no 'end game' in all of this. It's just a funny way to spend an hour (if that) on occasion, to trigger like a million people because they're all so angry and upset and want to 'win' (I'll never let that happen though, hehe).


I can carry on a larp for years, it's easy, just sprinkle a little self evident truth in a larp and the person you're targeting will buy it every time.

Take Nowie "The incel who couldn't organise a root in a female prison with a pocket full of pardons."

Even though no woman wants me, it's easy to talk to women.
Even though I'm living close to the Australian poverty line, ($85 a week over it.) I behave like someone who doesn't have any money problems. Even though I sound like I have a couple of neurons online, I've never capitalised on my "opportunities".
Even though I'm terminally lazy, I can still do low level manual labour easily.
Even though I'm clinically insane, I have a more rational point of view than you... Why go the effort of compartmentalising personas as a hobby, where you use targeted trolling knowing half the people you interact with don't care about the nuances you've crafted because of a commonly understood beginner psychology concept called "Normalcy Bias" where everyone only looks in their mirror.

I dunno dood, why put in any effort which will never be appreciated just because your ego makes you want to think you're better than the people you're trolling.

It just seems to me that you could save yourself time, effort and probably money, by not thinking about people who don't think of you.

I can see a psychiatrist or psychologist going into the effort as a work skill, but for anyone else... I don't know if it would pay off.

But anyway, you do you dood.

Magus
5/7/2025 5:21 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

It just seems to me that you could save yourself time, effort and probably money, by not thinking about people who don't think of you.

So what you're saying is, that it's an unhealthy activity? According to your LARP, that seems a bit hypocritical. Taking advice from someone who you've framed yourself to be? No thanks, lol.

Thanks for caring though. And yes, sprinkling embellishments is how I've kept this going for so long.

It doesn't get boring though as long as people keep replying and I've had more than a few schizos on the hook here for a long ass time now. Don't ruin my fun...

Anonymous Coward
5/7/2025 5:39 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

This^^ Fake Magus is worse than the real Magus, whoo be here on Friday if they let him out of the asylum.
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Magus
5/7/2025 6:00 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^ case in point
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Anonymous Coward
5/7/2025 6:16 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^^Ashley!!! OOOHHHHH NOOOO!!! He's BACK!!!
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Magus
5/7/2025 6:28 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^ case in point
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Anonymous Coward
5/7/2025 6:57 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^NO U!!

Magus
5/7/2025 7:10 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^ case in point (again) *falls asleep*
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Magus
5/7/2025 7:33 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Take Nowie "The incel who couldn't organise a root in a female prison with a pocket full of pardons."

You know what, nowie? I bet you get laid more than any of these other anon retards on here.

And then you have guys like Kal who maybe his mom gave him pity sex because he's a dwarf, or Issac, who even if he hired a prostitute, would definitely laugh at his stupid beard and his fatass nerdy weirdness, and would just NOPE out of that transaction lol.
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Anonymous Coward
5/7/2025 9:25 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^ case in point..IT'S ASHLEY! NO DOUBT!
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Magus
5/7/2025 9:54 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^ case in point
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Anonymous Coward
5/7/2025 10:28 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Hey lads, I was only joking when I made those meefy anus posts for years hahahaha you fell into my trap!!!

I was never in the Navy and did not spend all those years jacking off on my bunk in a submarine.

I don't really own my own business that I set up to spite my Dad.

I really have loads of friends and my brother isn't dead and my Mom likes me.

You idiots believed all the stories I made up in my constant blog posts because I am the puppet master and made it all up to fool you schizos wh I clearly don't care about because I am the rusemaster and definitely not a mentally ill clown trying to cover their tracks like a toddler covered in jello claiming it was someone else who raided the fridge.

IDIOTS! I AM A GOLDEN GOD!



Nice spoof of Magus trying to recon all his meefy blog posts over the years.
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Ashley Crayborne
5/7/2025 10:41 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Hello! I heard there was a group of fake Magoo's in here. The real Magus is unable to post while at in the loony bin. The real one always logs in to post. I don't know who the fakers are but they're not good at it.

Magus The Incredibly Sane Lad
5/7/2025 10:41 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Hey lads, I'm not really mentally ill, I just spend hours every day larping and pretending to be mentally ill to impress my only friends- the schizos of AE who I hate!!!

AC
5/7/2025 10:51 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Yeah Right. You are about as sane as I am. Let's change therapists.

Nowie
5/7/2025 11:41 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo


You know what, nowie? I bet you get laid more than any of these other anon retards on here.

And then you have guys like Kal who maybe his mom gave him pity sex because he's a dwarf, or Issac, who even if he hired a prostitute, would definitely laugh at his stupid beard and his fatass nerdy weirdness, and would just NOPE out of that transaction lol.
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Nope, if it wasn't for "Ladies of negotiable affection", I really would be a kissless and handholdless incel virgin.

Women take one look at me and run away as fast as they can! I've just spent 2 decades talking to people online, so I can do it in an ok manner.

But dating for autistic males is brutal! Even if a chick liked me, I'd have no idea!
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Kal
5/8/2025 1:32 am GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

But did anybody confirm if Magus gets extra time for Mother's Day weekend?

Anonymous Coward
5/8/2025 2:52 am GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

It was a chilly spring night as Magus went to bed. It had been a long day of experimenting with the new butt plug design. Suddenly Magus found himself on the porch at home. The Anus Chair something about LOP donations for May. Magus ignored the chair and began looking for Jami Lynn. He knew she had to be hiding nearby. He opened the door and there she was. Magus ran out of the house and down the street until he saw the skinwalker right in front of him. It was too late, the monster grabbed him and took him back to Jami Lynn. Magus screamed out in horror, his fate sealed. Suddenly Magus woke up and realized a nurse had ahold of him.

Nowie
5/8/2025 3:26 am GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo


So what you're saying is, that it's an unhealthy activity? According to your LARP, that seems a bit hypocritical. Taking advice from someone who you've framed yourself to be? No thanks, lol.

Thanks for caring though. And yes, sprinkling embellishments is how I've kept this going for so long.

It doesn't get boring though as long as people keep replying and I've had more than a few schizos on the hook here for a long ass time now. Don't ruin my fun...


I can frame myself as a loser because I don't have anything to gain from convincing you of anything. Larping is your favourite pastime and you're free to do whatever you want.

To be honest, I don't really think much of most people. Living in trailer parks for nearly 20 years has shown me what people will do for "fame and fortune". Anyone with a few bucks or something addictive can make poor desperate people do horrible things to themselves or others.

It's over the last few months I've seen you and your trolls keep claiming victory and it's kind of like a morale booster similar to the Taliban who fought the US, in how the Taliban kept spouting platitudes about they're winning.

It just my idea of winning forum wars is having someone totally spazzing out. Kind of like how you did on Labor Day 2020. Whoever did that really messed with your head.
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katya
5/8/2025 4:06 am GMT

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RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Pocahontas still would not be proud of her as her representative. "Trump has no one close to him, say sources close to him." Shifty Schiff, Nine Inches Around the Neck - World’s Smallest Collar - Should be in Jail!

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~ta~
5/8/2025 4:40 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

It was a chilly spring night as Magus went to bed. It had been a long day of experimenting with the new butt plug design. Suddenly Magus found himself on the porch at home. The Anus Chair something about LOP donations for May. Magus ignored the chair and began looking for Jami Lynn. He knew she had to be hiding nearby. He opened the door and there she was. Magus ran out of the house and down the street until he saw the skinwalker right in front of him. It was too late, the monster grabbed him and took him back to Jami Lynn. Magus screamed out in horror, his fate sealed. Suddenly Magus woke up and realized a nurse had ahold of him.


Dammit, that was good. On Pope day no less. Deliver him back to his worst fear. But what about the alleged wife who pills him? Next mini-chapter.

The Real CC Schizos
5/8/2025 5:41 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magus The Incredibly Sane Lad


Hey lads, I'm not really mentally ill, I just spend hours every day larping and pretending to be mentally ill to impress my only friends- the schizos of AE who I hate!!!


I'm not really an unhinged larptard I just play one on AE!

Magus wishes he was me!
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Anonymous Coward
5/8/2025 5:48 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

I have plenty of other online personas as well


Yes Magus, they're called multiple personas and are a hallmark of paranoid schizophrenia and Multiple Personality Disorder.

I don't think this thread is good for your mental health but it's just too funny watching you lash out at your many demons like kal, issac and eve who haven't posted here in years.

Magus Watch
5/8/2025 7:25 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magus Day is tomorrow. Everybody wear white like the staff at the asylum.

Anonymous Coward
5/8/2025 8:46 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Waiting. I think kuntray, I mean kuntya is a little annoyed that her nic for me took off.

Anonymous Coward
5/8/2025 8:50 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^anus spotted.

Anonymous Coward
5/8/2025 9:25 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Waiting. I think kuntray, I mean kuntya is a little annoyed that her nic for me took off.



Katya is the greatest! You should be humbled that she would give you a nickname.

Anonymous Coward
5/8/2025 9:35 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

katya is the Greatest what? Fill in your answer.

Katya Rules!
5/8/2025 9:40 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

I think kuntray, I mean kuntya is a little annoyed that her nic for me took off.


Why on earth would she be mad that everyone on the forum calls you the anus? I'm sure she has a good giggle about it on the regular? And the fact you continually try to force the "Kuntya" name and fail is probably even funnier to her, I would guess?
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Magus
5/8/2025 9:55 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

It was a chilly spring night as Magus went to bed. It had been a long day of experimenting with the new butt plug design. Suddenly Magus found himself on the porch at home. The Anus Chair something about LOP donations for May. Magus ignored the chair and began looking for Jami Lynn. He knew she had to be hiding nearby. He opened the door and there she was. Magus ran out of the house and down the street until he saw the skinwalker right in front of him. It was too late, the monster grabbed him and took him back to Jami Lynn. Magus screamed out in horror, his fate sealed. Suddenly Magus woke up and realized a nurse had ahold of him.

Watch your back.
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Anonymous Coward
5/8/2025 10:17 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magus? Never heard of her.

Was she that chick that beans used to bone?
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~ta~
5/8/2025 11:35 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Is that a threat? Watch my back?
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~ta~
5/8/2025 11:47 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Why on earth would she be mad that everyone on the forum calls you the anus? I'm sure she has a good giggle about it on the regular? And the fact you continually try to force the "Kuntya" name and fail is probably even funnier to her, I would guess?


Lemme explain it to you. I am the original "anus" and it came from literally 20 years ago ~ta~ is short for the author. I published an expose of Fetid Poo Pit data mining practices. Kuntya gave me that nic and now when you see an "anus post" it refers to something silly or idiotic. It is now part of forum history, and I consider it a badge of honor. I almost said badge of horror. Each could apply.

While I don't post as reg, that is an Elaine issue, I've posted a lot more here than you realize. Keeping a low profile makes it easier.

To all the anuses of the AE world, I respect you.

~ta~
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