RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Ms Daisy, The Official N00b, who Resembles Mashed Potatoes.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Almost midnight and still no Magus.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Sorry lads, I wrote my post but then our internet was on and off for hours, so here's what I wrote.

Hi Lads,
I had a bad week in the hospital this week. I had two meltdowns, both of which got me medicated and put into seclusion. First one of the other patients accused me of taking one of his shirts from his room. Weirdly enough, his shirt was found in my room. I denied taking it, but no dice. I melted down screaming and complaining. Secondly, I missed my occupational therapy time because I was in seclusion and was not allowed any make-up time. I melted down and all the patients were laughing hysterically at me. I could not take it.

The drive home was nice with rather pleasant weather. As we were driving along, I started feeling amiss. I started to see the faces of Jami Lynn, Eve and BOG everywhere. By the time we got home I was quite rattled and took a med, which made me feel much better and the rest of the day went well. Even the Anus chair didn’t emit its usual foul aroma.

Tonight we’re having ham, corn, potato salad and baked beans, then will watch reruns of ‘The Twilight Zone’

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Genuine, real McCoy, the Great Magoo!

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

I heard BOG wasn't impressed when she met Magus.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

They say he has a smoll sausage. I wonder if he's part Dutch?

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^ That would explain much.



It was a beautiful, but windy, spring day in Wiscosin, and our hero decided to go for a walk at the state park down the road. Everything started out normally until Magus saw a squirrel on the trail up ahead of him. He stopped and watched the animal as it dug up nuts buried last fall. He relaxed and moved on until he heard the sound of a crow up in the tree next to him. He began to get nervous and ran a little faster. Soon he came to a wooden bridge over a swampy area. Stopping to rest for a second Magus looked around at the scenery...and that's when he saw the giant beaver in the water. That was all he could take, the race back to the car was on. He looked behind him and an army of groundhogs were in hot pursuit and crows were swarming over his head.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Hi Lads,

It seems AE Forum was down yesterday, so I wasn’t able to post. But since its up today I can continue.

Yesterday was a nice day. I went out for a jog and ran into Disturd again, but he was still wearing his wooden shoes and so couldn’t keep up. When I got home, the Anus chair was in rare form and was shaking like hell and emitting its usual foul odor. Then a voice from it told me to ‘take it into the house’. After that I went inside, took a med and laid down.

Later that day I went back to check on the Anus chair and it moved itself closer to the door. I suspect it was a hint about wanting to be brought in. Then a voice, which I suspect was Jami Lynn, said ‘take me into the house, NOW!’. I said ‘NO!’ and it started shaking again. I called my wife to see it, but when she came out, the Anus chair stopped shaking.

We had BBQ shrimp for supper, then watched reruns of ‘Freddy Kruger’ movies.

I will post what happened today later.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

So, Distubed is living rent-free in your head too.

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His head is a NYC apartment complex next to the Staten Island landfill. Or should I say "ladfill."

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Hi Lads,

This morning was quite weird. I heard knocking at the door, so I went to see who was there. There was no one. Instead, my Anus chair was facing the door and it told me to ‘let it in or else.’ I asked what ‘what else’ meant and it responded ‘ I will make your life more miserable that you can imagine.’ I backed away and went back into the house and told no one.

Later in the day I posted what happened yesterday because the AE Forum was down. I went outside just to take in a nice day and this giant beaver was standing out there hissing and bearing its teeth at me and acting aggressively. I went back in to the house and told no one.

The rest of the day went quite well with no rodents threating me, for which I was glad. My wife remind me of a rodent at times, especially her front teeth. You can hear her munching on a corn cob for miles.

Tonight we are having leftovers of ham and shrimp and then I will be headed back to the hospital. See you next week lads.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Rent free

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^ TRUE! Magus has so many demons living in his head rent-free!

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And so the mad man of Madison returned to the asylum.

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Oh great Magoo
The real you
The Magus true
We bid adieu
May your asylum bunk
Be filled with poo!

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Leave me alone!

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^^FAKE Magus. Get a life and go to another thread.

HTH

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magus has rodents on his mind again. Was he bitten by one as a child?

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

I enjoy living rent free in the minds of the salty schizos on here because I BTFO them by trolling them nearly a decade ago.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Jade is a really beautiful stone, so if I'm Jade, lets go

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Hi Lads,

This morning was quite weird. I heard knocking at the door, so I went to see who was there. There was no one. Instead, my Anus chair was facing the door and it told me to ‘let it in or else.’ I asked what ‘what else’ meant and it responded ‘ I will make your life more miserable that you can imagine.’ I backed away and went back into the house and told no one.

Later in the day I posted what happened yesterday because the AE Forum was down. I went outside just to take in a nice day and this giant beaver was standing out there hissing and bearing its teeth at me and acting aggressively. I went back in to the house and told no one.

The rest of the day went quite well with no rodents threating me, for which I was glad. My wife remind me of a rodent at times, especially her front teeth. You can hear her munching on a corn cob for miles.

Tonight we are having leftovers of ham and shrimp and then I will be headed back to the hospital. See you next week lads.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Finally a fake Magus who admits to reading the real Magus posts.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Finally a fake Magus who admits to reading the real Magus posts.

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^^^Failure to cope. Despite being a fake.

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^^ fail

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

I will be properly addressed as:

The Anus

~ta~

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Despite his claims I don't recall ANYONE being BTFO by Magus?

Even beans PERMA REKT him when Magus posted that picture of his new wife and beans correctly remarked that she was a fat hound. Now that's what I call BTFO.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Despite his claims I don't recall ANYONE being BTFO by Magus?

Even beans PERMA REKT him when Magus posted that picture of his new wife and beans correctly remarked that she was a fat hound. Now that's what I call BTFO.

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^Obviously demented.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Ignore the fakers, I am the one and only real Magus. In case you want to know I was only in the asylum from 2010-2014! GET REKT Anus.

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I am objectively a cuck and a beta male.

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You are actually BTFO and eternally rekt so hard, that it took you 30 minutes to write that because you could barely see the keys to type it because of all of your tears.

Yet another victim of Magus trolling

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Beans never met my model wife, he couldn't know what she looked like.

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You posted her picture and yours when you got married you dumbfuck mental patient.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Beans never met my model wife