RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magus is a grand champion troll. He will leave you REKT!



Isaac

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Beans REKT me day in and day out. I learned how to be a better troll form him, but nearly as effective.

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"True as can be. Magus is totally REKT. One of many reasons he is in the hosptal during the week."

i wonder if the forum math wizard can show up to see how butthurt magus made you by doing the formula, that shit was hilarious. you seem like a high roller.

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Magus is a winner, ye be REKT if you provoke him.

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Please Anus, don't hurt him

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I wonder if fake Magus will be here this weekend?

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Admit it, you people are completely crazed about Magus. He's all you think about 24-7.

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I can't wait for the real Magus to show up tomorrow.

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^ fuck off bitch. it's gotta get tiring sometime?

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You're not Magus, he's at the nuthouse right now.

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^ if you mean by posting on here, then yes. I'm definitely in the nut house.

Not you though, dwarf.

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Why do you pretend to be the incel Magoo?

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^ fuck off bitch. it's gotta get tiring sometime?

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Thursday night. Magus went to bed early because he knew tomorrow was going to be a busy day. He looked forward to going home, even if it means not having his butt plugs with him. Magus was soon snoring, a noise heard all over the building. ,


He was now at home and the Anus Chair began to speak. "Magus if you go outside the groundhogs will eat you.". He went in the kitchen and opened the door to the microwave and he saw TA's face looking at him. He slammed the door shut and then reopened it and she was gone. He fixed lunch and sat down to eat but he realized somebody was behind him. He turned around and there she was again! She chased him out into the yard where a bunch of giant groundhogs joined the chase. Magus climbed up a tree to escape but he soon realized he was in bigger trouble. A giant bat was hanging upside down from a limb. It saw Magus and said "Donate Me!". The bat had a human face that looked like the Dutchman. Magus woke up in sweats, screaming for D to get out of my tree.

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Does the storyteller really think that lopguest can climb a tree? Hell, there are squirrels up there.

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Nope, just a bat that looked like D, if you are a schizo, that is.

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Magoo the true
The one that's really you
Oh, glorious Magoo
We summon you.

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u would only know that he returned if you were in the asylum as well... checkmate, loser

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We will know when the great Magoo is here because he will have a crazy avatar photo and a blue name "LOP Guest". He is the great Magoo!

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And we will be regaled with a scrumptious menu that is pretty much no more than shit on a shingle. And the games! Yahtzee, parcheesi (yes, I had to look that one up).

Honestly, I bet he could beat trump at golf, he's just that good.

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Katya we summon you to your cringey larp!

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At lunch today Magus thought Jami Lynn was hiding in his mashed potatoes

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Wait what? I may be pasty but dem be fightin' words. Now we must parse this. What kind of potatoes were they? Russet w/butter, cream and chives? Little bacon on top? Dollup of sour cream?

Ok, I can go with that. Just pop a few edible googly eyes and we are good to to.

~ta~

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And we will be regaled with a scrumptious menu that is pretty much no more than shit on a shingle. And the games! Yahtzee, parcheesi (yes, I had to look that one up).

Honestly, I bet he could beat trump at golf, he's just that good.

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Sorry if I seem irritable. I had a hard time getting my electric buttplug out of my bunghole. It vibrated in too far Had to get one of the boys to pull it out with some hefy forceps. Next time, maybe I'll try a gerbil.

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Wait what? I may be pasty but dem be fightin' words. Now we must parse this. What kind of potatoes were they? Russet w/butter, cream and chives? Little bacon on top? Dollup of sour cream?

Ok, I can go with that. Just pop a few edible googly eyes and we are good to to.

~ta~

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Ok, I can go with that. Just pop a few edible googly eyes and we are good to to.

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Magus do you prefer corn cob or cucumber butt plugs?

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I will properly be addressed as:

Ms Daisy, The Official N00b, who Resembles Mashed Potatoes.

Now we shall carry on with the official waiting for, and eventual roasting of, One Mr. Lop Guest.

~ta~

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You seem like a very Jaded person who has given up and just gives too many fucks.

Why make your life even more miserable and worthless than it already is?


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Jade is a really beautiful stone, so if I'm Jade, lets go. Ancient and sacred to east Asian cultures.

Lemme tell ya magus, you will hit a point in your life where there are zero fucks left to give and it is incredible peace. No parents or kids haranguing me. No dysfunctional family gatherings. Total peace and quiet. My day is what I make of it, only my expectations of myself.

Look in a mirror. What you are posting about me is really a reflection of your own sad life. I wish you nothing but healing. And meds. Lots of meds.

~ta~

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It's 5 o'clock pm here in the east. Let's go!!!!!!!

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Ancient and sacred to east Asian cultures.

Lemme tell ya magus, you will hit a point in your life where there are zero fucks left to give and it is incredible peace. No parents or kids haranguing me. No dysfunctional family gatherings. Total peace and quiet. My day is what I make of it, only my expectations of myself.

Look in a mirror. What you are posting about me is really a reflection of your own sad life. I wish you nothing but healing. And meds. Lots of meds.

~ta~

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Magus said....Sorry if I seem irritable. I had a hard time getting my electric buttplug out of my bunghole. It vibrated in too far Had to get one of the boys to pull it out with some hefy forceps. Next time, maybe I'll try a gerbil.

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Magoo I command you, get your butt in here.

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He's late, he probably is afraid to come in here because TA destroys him when he does.

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Anus please get a life.