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Anonymous Coward 4/21/2025 12:09 am GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Magus is on his way back to his home away from home!
Lop Guest 4/21/2025 12:46 am GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Hi Lads, I had a good night’s sleep dreaming of me finally owning Beans in a troll contest. It was the first win in many years of him beating my ass to a pulp, and I’m putting that mildly. I am an honest guy and admit to being beat by a superior mind. I went out for a jog after breakfast and was almost home before I smelled something terrible. There are no sewer openings nearby so I was remiss of what it could be. AS I turner around I saw Jami Lynn. I then knew where the smell was coming from. She smiled and said ‘I love living rent free in your head my minion’. I ran home and took a med. After lunch, me and the boys went for a walk to the river. The boys strayed along the way so I went to look for them since they were not responding to my calls. Suddenly, Eve appeared and said ‘I am looking after your boys, as they are more of a man than you will ever be’. I freaked out and suddenly, my boys were in front of me asking me what was wrong. I told them ‘Nothing’ and we went back home. We’re having ham, potato salad and asparagus for supper and then I will be going back to the hospital. See you next week lads. Ignore all the fakers who pretend to be me. They are despicable.
Magus 4/21/2025 2:10 am GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Amateur ^
Magus 4/21/2025 2:32 am GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo My stalkers are persistent but not very bright.
Kal 4/21/2025 3:01 am GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo He who wears the jorts shall wear the crown.
Anonymous Coward 4/21/2025 11:17 am GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo My stalkers are persistent but not very bright Sounds like they have nailed their impersonations of you?
Magus 4/21/2025 6:39 pm GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Stalker! ^
Anonymous Coward 4/21/2025 7:02 pm GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo ^Fake Magus
Anonymous Coward 4/21/2025 8:31 pm GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Magus turning up to his stalker's house every day to see what they have been saying about him and then crying about it is the dumbest thing I've read in this retarded thread.
Anonymous Coward 4/21/2025 11:08 pm GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Magus has never been noted for having any brains. Total loser.
Anonymous Coward 4/22/2025 2:05 pm GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo I had a good night’s sleep dreaming of me finally owning Beans in a troll contest. It was the first win in many years of him beating my ass to a pulp, and I’m putting that mildly. I am an honest guy and admit to being beat by a superior mind. Only in his dreams could Magus beat Beans in a trolling contest.
forum math wizard 4/22/2025 2:24 pm GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Only in his dreams could Magus beat Beans in a trolling contest. Let's determine this poster's magustude: r = anon, but rekt. that's a definite 10 in the rekt dept. you deduct points from how rekt magus made you if you post as your username, but pot shotting as anon marks you as rekt for sure. s = 4 in the schizo dept. you get a slightly extra higher score in the schizo department as you aren't posting as yourself or how people see you, by virtue of anon posting. minimum 4 in the schizo dept for anon posting. Your r+s in this case is a solid 14. You're a very old poster on here though, like, from the genesis of the LG fiasco. I'd have to say since magus still lives rent free in your head, I'd have to say that he's been a thorn in your very, very large sides (as you're overweight). Elaine knows the account's original creation date but I'd put it at around 2014? 2015? We'll just give it a 10 year Magon. Which is 3650. We now have (10+4) * 3650 = 51,100 WOW that is a high magustude. That's even higher than the cc schizo. Congratulations rofl poster!
Beans rekt 4/22/2025 4:56 pm GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Ha! Magus owned Bean Lion every day, like he did TA and Katya.
Anonymous Coward 4/22/2025 5:07 pm GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo ^ Magus would leave them curled up in the fetal position begging for mercy. #ninja
Anonymous Coward 4/22/2025 6:06 pm GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Magus would leave them curled up in the fetal position laughing their asses off as Beans owned Magus again, and again, and again. FIFY
Anonymous Coward 4/22/2025 6:33 pm GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Magus would leave them curled up in the fetal position laughing their asses off as Beans owned Magus again, and again, and again. FIFY Your magnitude is as follows: Rekt: maybe. not so much as it was a lazy spammy post. probably a 3 in the rekt dept as you still took the time of day to make this post, so that was important enough to you. You get a solid 9 in the schizo rating, as you are posting anon and pretending that what was said is what you want. Your Magon rating, to be conservative, would be 80-90 days or so, when this thread was made. I get the feeling that you don't care either way, and was just bored. I'll give your Magon score a good 90. r = 2 s = 9 M = 90 So, that would be (2+9) * 90 = 990 You've been butthurt by a magnustude of 990. That's a low score. Good job.
Anonymous Coward 4/22/2025 7:03 pm GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo the magus trollers remind me of old ladies lined up at the slot machines at a casino: They keep pressing and pressing the button, but at the end, they lose all their money. and go home, disappointed.
Anonymous Coward 4/22/2025 9:13 pm GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo When the real Magus shows up on Friday, he will have his way with all of you. He IS a ninja troll..but y'all have to wait until he's out on pass from the hospital.
Yep it Magus 4/22/2025 10:12 pm GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Why do you stalk me all the time? Did I hurt your feels? REKT
Anonymous Coward 4/22/2025 10:17 pm GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Magus turning up to his stalker's house every day to see what they have been saying about him and then crying about it is the dumbest thing I've read in this retarded thread. Lmao. Weird how Magus claims the trolling doesn't bother him and how much it entertains him in one breath and then cries about stalkers the next? Know who else used to do that? Beans. Magus would be pwned if he was capable of self analysis and introspection but narcissists are not capable of such things.
Magus 4/22/2025 10:47 pm GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Katyanus totally rekt.
Anonymous Coward 4/22/2025 11:16 pm GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo ^^Fake Magus. 1. the real Magus is in a hospital during the week. 2. if Magus really had a business, he could never spend a lot of time on here. Proof, the last poster is fake. (waiting for his ass poor lying explanation)
Anonymous Coward 4/22/2025 11:28 pm GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Cope! ^
Anonymous Coward 4/22/2025 11:35 pm GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo COPE^
Magus 4/22/2025 11:40 pm GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo My stalkers have to imitate every thing I do.
Anonymous Coward 4/22/2025 11:44 pm GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo LOL!!!!! No one want to imitate a total loser. Narcissitic much?
Magus 4/22/2025 11:51 pm GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo But you did imitate me by posting the same thing I did.
Magus 4/23/2025 12:34 am GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Stop tormenting me otherwise I am going to dig up Beans and suck his dick, just like old times.
Magus 4/23/2025 12:58 am GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Lousy attempt at trolling.
Anonymous Coward 4/23/2025 2:01 am GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo It seems pretty obvious that Magus does not understand what stalking means? Making meefy blog posts on a forum where everyone bullies you is not something that someone who was being stalked would do. It is absolutely something a delusional narcissist would do though.
Anonymous Coward 4/23/2025 3:16 am GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo That's the fake Magus. Real Magus doesn't post during the week because they don't have internet at the loony bin.
Anonymous Coward 4/23/2025 3:30 am GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo At lunch today Magus thought Jami Lynn was hiding in his mashed potatoes. He had to be sedated. Later a nurse came in to check on him and he thought it was Eve. He's getting worse.
Anonymous Coward 4/23/2025 12:20 pm GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Magus turning up to his stalker's house every day to see what they have been saying about him and then crying about it is the dumbest thing I've read in this retarded thread. This is the truest thing posted in this thread but unfortunately this thread seems to be the biggest thing to happen to Magus in his entire life which is why it's like digital crack rocks to a narcissist like him. He will never recover and never stop checking the forum several times a day because it validates his toxic narcissism. A thread all about meeeeeeeeee? Irresistible. Anyone who trolls him must be jealous, right?
Isaac 4/23/2025 3:43 pm GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Admit it, you people are completely crazed about Magus. He's all you think about 24-7.
Anonymous Coward 4/23/2025 4:23 pm GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Magus turning up to his stalker's house every day to see what they have been saying about him and then crying about it is the dumbest thing I've read in this retarded thread. This is the truest thing posted in this thread but unfortunately this thread seems to be the biggest thing to happen to Magus in his entire life which is why it's like digital crack rocks to a narcissist like him. He will never recover and never stop checking the forum several times a day because it validates his toxic narcissism. A thread all about meeeeeeeeee? Irresistible. Anyone who trolls him must be jealous, right? True as can be. Magus is totally REKT. One of many reasons he is in the hosptal during the week.