Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magus, The biggest schizo on the internet in the past 20 years!

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Let's see if Magoo finds out that "his" thread is up and running.

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That thar Magus feller caint help himself. He'll be here alright, this thread draws him like a skeeter to a bug lite.

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Hi Dimbeans.

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It's Friday. Will Magoo show up?

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Hi Lads,

I have been trying for 2 or 3 weeks to find AE and it just popped up today after I got home. To bring you up to date, I can say I had to stay in the hospital for Christmas because I attacked another patient’s doctor thinking that she was Jami Lynn. It seems I broke her arm and so spent The Christmas Holidays in the hospital.

New Years Holiday went much better as I was let out without any restrictions and all went well. This past week went rather well except for one minor meltdown. It seems that someone was hiding their dildo in one of my socks and it went off when one of the nurses’ aides picked it up and it went off. I tried to explain it was not mine and I guess I complained too much and was put into the seclusion room.

The ride home was great and I’m glad to be home and be able to report my travesty to my friends. We’ll be having Japanese BBQ and then kick back and watch reruns ‘NCIS’.

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YAY! Magoo is back and crazy as eva!!!

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Don't lie Magus! We all know you have a huge collection of "toys"! You even got a rutabaga stuck in your butt once and had to go to the hospital to get it pulled out.

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And so it began, another weekend of mayhem at the Magoo ranch. Magus was eating when he thought he saw something out of the corner of his eye. He looked around and that's when he saw Jami Lynn standing there in a chef hat. Magus recoiled in horror And began to cry until his wife gave him a pill. He went out in the yard but suddenly he was attacked by a huge number of crows.

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Hi Lads,

I had a great night’s sleep, especially with an extra red to help me sleep. I got up this morning to a chilly morning. I decided to put on a sweatshirt and shorts and take a jog, especially in the clean fresh air. I had a great jog and then came home and flopped down in my anus chair. All of a sudden I was put under a stink and passed out.

I woke up just 2 hours earlier feeling refreshed and ready to go. That stink really invigorated me. I walked passed the Anus chair and made a rude comment. The chair farted back at me and I got a ‘message’ in my head saying that ‘it was like smelling Jami’. I agree

After lunch I went to the basement to do my laundry. There were no problems, except when I was carrying my laundry upstairs to the bedroom, the Anus chair farted at me again. I took a dim view of that and kicked it. It Let loose an ungodly fart for the ages. We had to evacuate for 3 hours.

Tonight we are having grilled brat sandwiches, then will watch reruns of ‘Petticoat Junction”. I really like Uncle Joe.

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Magus soon fell asleep and began to dream about a legion of pigs chasing him up and down the halls of the asylum. The staff cheered and jeered as the pigs got closer. Just as one bit down on Magoo's leg he woke up screaming that TA had put a swine curse on him. He claimed she is a witch who casts spells on him that cause him to get in trouble at the asylum and to have strange nightmares. He even claimed that the times he got a butt plug stuck was because of a hex put on by TA.

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Magus ought to get rid of the Anus chair. Just saying.

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Hi Lads,

I had a decent night’s sleep except I kept be awakened by the smell coming from my Anus chair. I actually put it on the porch, but it still reeks of ass here. I bet Jami’s place really reeks!!! Anyhow, the smell put me in LaLa land. I did not know if the smell was real or no and if real, was it to blame for Jami’s face staring back at me in the mirror when I try to shave.

After going out for a short jog, I ate breakfast and then went to the basement to do laundry. I was pouring liquid detergent in a cup when suddenly, a genie or something came out of the bottle. I have become used to seeing ‘things’, so I just asked it ‘what the hell do you want?’. It said ‘your soul, what else?’. As it eyes turned blood red, my fear grew and I went upstairs to hide,

Later, I went outside to get some firewood and upon returning I saw Jami sitting on the porch in my Anus chair and she was making large farts which smelled for quite a distance. I just ignored her and went inside. Tonight we’re having Chicken Divan for supper and then will be headed back to the hospital. See you next week lads!

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Magus seems to be willing to live peacefully wit hhis hallucinations.

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Magus returned to the psych ward and everything was fine for awhile. Then he noticed the Valentine's Day decorations being put up around the place. A paper heart taped to the wall began to speak to him. When Magus looked at it he saw the face of TA mysteriously appear. He melted down right there on the spot.

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Looks ike Magus has "Anus on he brain".

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Anus brain describes Magoo quite well.

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shit-for-brains is also a good analogy.

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Magus a bunch of groundhogs are waiting for you at home. They plan to eat you. My chair will be there when you get home Friday.

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^^^Methinks that groundhogs are hibernating in the Wisconsin winter.

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Not in the twisted mind of Magus. ^^^^

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HMMMM.. perhaps some wolverines would put the fear of Gawd into Magoo!

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Magus watch is ON!!!

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I hope he gets out. We need some unintentional comedy around here.

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The Anus chair awaits!

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Magus may be late tonight. He was packing his bags when he thought he saw the face of Jamie Lynn staring at him from inside the suitcase. He had a meltdown attack and had to be sedated.

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Maybe he's afraid Jamie Lynn will follow him home from the asylum.

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Hi Lads,

I had a ‘normal’ week with just getting put into the seclusion room for a day for goosing the cleaning lady I thought was Jami Lynn. She smelled liked ass, so I automatically think of Jami. When she turned around and smiled, I knew I was hallucinating again and screamed. They stat-ed the orderlies and I was off to seclusion.

The drive home was quite refreshing, although the weather is quite frigid. We saw no wildlife whatsoever, which is strange, which must be due to the weather. We stopped and got a cup of hot chocolate, just to relive our early years. Thae waiter seemed quite strange with ruby red eyes and wings where his ears should be. My wife said to ignore it.

When we arrived home my Anus chair was still on the porch and presumably well aired out. When we went to enter the door, the Anus chair tried to follow, but I slammed the door on it. Soon, I heard the Anus chair scratching at the door asking to be let in. I told my wife, but she said to ignore it.

Tonight we’ll play a game of UNO, then feast on meatball sandwiches before kicking back and watching reruns of ‘Kolchak the night stalker’.

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And so Magus came home on a cold winter night in Wisconsin. He sat down by the fireplace to get warm and he began to relax for the first time in days. He felt like he was being watched and when he looked into the fire he saw dozens of tiny Jami Lynn faces in the flames. This reminded him of the incident in December when he saw her in the fire, and now she's there again. Magus began to cry and scream for the faces to go away, but they began to laugh at him. Suddenly Magus realized his wife was there calling his name. He woke up from the nightmare and she gave him a pill.

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Magus you forgot to lock your butt plug collection before you left. Somebody found them and now you're the laughing stock of the asylum.

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Magoo still has Jami Lynn, aka The Anus, as an obsession!

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Hi Lads,

I had a great sleep last night and I think its due to the new meds I was prescribed. However, I am no sold on their effectiveness on my very real hallucinations that I sometime can’t tell fact from fiction and I get totally freaked out.

Since it is so cold out this weekend, I decided not to jog and risk getting frostbite or something. However, I did have to venture out to get some firewood for tonight’s fire in the fireplace. When I uncovered the wood pile, a bright red devil jumped out and threatened me with a pitchfork. It looked so real, so I dropped the firewood and ran into the house.

After lunch I ventured out again and successfully got the firewood. However, when I went to the basement to do my laundry, the same red devil terrorized me. I said to it ‘you are not real, you are a figment of imagination’. The damned thing stuck me in the ass with its pitchfork and I felt it, so I ran upstairs.

Tonight we’re having Chinese stir fry and pot stickers. Then we plan on watching reruns of ‘Elvira, Mistress of the Dark’.

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He's not even good at this LARP anymore. Tinker with his meds and mak him a tad more psychotic.

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Hi Lads,

I had a great sleep last night and I think its due to the new meds I was prescribed. However, I am no sold on their effectiveness on my very real hallucinations that I sometime can’t tell fact from fiction and I get totally freaked out.

Since it is so cold out this weekend, I decided not to jog and risk getting frostbite or something. However, I did have to venture out to get some firewood for tonight’s fire in the fireplace. When I uncovered the wood pile, a bright red devil jumped out and threatened me with a pitchfork. It looked so real, so I dropped the firewood and ran into the house.

After lunch I ventured out again and successfully got the firewood. However, when I went to the basement to do my laundry, the same red devil terrorized me. I said to it ‘you are not real, you are a figment of imagination’. The damned thing stuck me in the ass with its pitchfork and I felt it, so I ran upstairs.

Tonight we’re having Chinese stir fry and pot stickers. Then we plan on watching reruns of ‘Elvira, Mistress of the Dark’.

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Looks like Magoo is having some bad Karma come back at him.

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Magus has returned to the asylum. I have been told that when he returned some of his butt plugs were missing and he blamed the staff. He became very angry and was out in seclusion. The missing toys were never found.

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Hi Lads,

Another great night of sleeping. Between the new meds and a snug warm bed, sleeping doesn’t get much better. I got up, got dressed, and went to check out the weather outside. As I was standing on the porch, I looked up and saw that the clouds formation looked like an image of The Anus. I thought nothing of it until her lips moved and she started cussing me out. I went inside and said nothing about it.

After breakfast I though about jogging, but it is still bitter cold. I went to the woodpile to bring in more wood. I cautiously removed the tarp expecting the red devil pop up like yesterday, but to my surprise, Jami Lynn jumped out and started cussing at me. I grabbed the wood and ran back into the house.

After lunch we played a few games of Yahtzee, then I helped my wife start to make things for supper and the Superbowl. I thought about bringing in my Anus chair from the porch, to watch the game, but it still smelled like ass, so I left it out. Not only that, but the chair cussed me out. At least that it what I heard it doing.

I’m going to try and watch the Superbowl since I am allowed to return to the hospital a little later than usual. See you next weekend lads!

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Babadook was wrong.

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Magoo seems happily psychotic at the moment.

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Magoo seems happily psychotic at the moment.

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He has nuts?

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He IS nuts.


It's a cold snowy night in Madison WI, and Magus went to bed early. He checked under the bed to be sure Jami Lynn wasn't there. He was almost asleep in the cold room when he realized he didn't check the closet. He got up and looked in the closet, but nobody was there. He got back in bed and under the covers. After a few minutes he heard her voice call his name. He woke up and there she was!

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Magus please come into this thread and set the trolls straight.

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Magus please come into this thread and set the trolls straight.

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Magoo! ^^^^^ what are you doing getting online at the nut house?

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Magus is going to be in trouble for getting online at the asylum, they might not let him out this weekend. They might even bring Jami Lynn to the asylum to torment him.

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Magus is in the psychiatric unit for sure, so what about another Faux Magus?

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Magus fell asleep in his bunk at the asylum. He started dreaming about his upcoming ride home and having dinner before watching TV. In the dream they drove through a wasteland where people had left years ago. The giant aardvarks scared them away. As the car pulled into the driveway Magus noticed the crows in the tree in front of the house. They started yelling at him and saying that TA was in the house, waiting to pounce. Magus went in and sat down in the Anus chair. It reminded him of the aroma of the asylum. He turned the TV on and that's when he saw her! TA was on the TV but somehow she reached out of the screen and tried to grab Magus. That's when he woke up and started screaming. A nurse came in and gave him some medicine.

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Today is the day. Will Magoo show up or not? I can't wait to hear more about his meltdowns, hallucinations, butt plug designs and his animal friends that chase him around his yard.

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Magoo we summon you!

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Hi Lads,

I had a normal week with only one serious meltdown that got me put into seclusion. I was working on weaving my basket in Occupational Therapy class and the idiot next to me, who was painting a small charm box, laughed at the colors of the reeds in my basket and called me ‘stupid’. I hit hi with my basket and then jumped on him and started hitting him. I was taken away.

I ride home was nice, but it is still bitter cold. Did not see much wildlife out as much or all of it is in hibernation or keeping warm somewhere. It was strange to see a hitchhiker out in the nasty weather. When we came closer, it was evident to me why it was still hitchhiking. It was a damned skinwalker! It had the head of a wolf or a dog or something and it actually held its paw out for a ride!!!! Hallucination? Maybe.

We got home in good time. After unloading my laundry I went out to the wood pile to get some firewood. Luckily, there was no red devil with a pitchfork waiting for me like last weekend. I got back into the house and placed the wood in the pile next to the fireplace. I turned around and YIKES! The red devil was there! I said ‘what are you doing here?’. He responded, ‘it’s too cold out there, remember I like things burning hot…care to join me?’. I almost stroked!

After a cold drink and a pill I felt great again. Tonight we are having Prime rib, twice baked potatoes and green beans. We’ll play a game of CATAN and then watch reruns of ‘Max Headroom’.

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Crazy Magus is crazy as he want's to be~

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Hot lemonade.

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Hi, my name is Jami Lynn. Can I get a ride into town?

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Hi Lads,

I had a nice night’s sleep with one exception. I was feeling warmer than normal in the middle of the night. I awoke to find out that I urinated in the bed. My wife was awakened and wasn’t pissed off at all. She said that the Dr. told her that the new med may cause me to uncontrollably urinate at night. After we changed the bed, the rest of the night went well.

After breakfast I went out to get firewood. This time there was no red devil either at the woodpile of in the house. A win-win for me. That is until I went to the basement to do the laundry and wound up confronting Bea Arthur (Maude) who tried to hide the detergent from me. After giving her a stern talking to, she gave me the detergent back.

For lunch, we grilled wieners in the fireplace. They were quite tasty that was, especially over the hickory wood. For supper we are going to have homemade Italian sausage tortellini soup with fresh baked bread. Afterwards, we are going to play UNO again, then kick back and watch reruns of ‘Wise Guy’.

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Did your wife not tell you Lop Guest you gave her a warm tingling feeling running up her back , as she called you FKN swampie for peeing the bed like a child , punish yourself later

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Magus don't look into the fireplace. You will regret it, bwahahahahahah!!!!!!!

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Magus didn't listen. Late Saturday Night he turned the light off and sat down by the fireplace and looked into the fire. The flickering flames had a certain hypnotic effect. Soon Magus began to relax... until he started seeing that face in the fire again. He ran into the bedroom screaming that TA was everywhere.

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For lunch his wife made a salad with ranch dressing. When she told him this he flew into a fiery rage. For some unexplained reason he thought she said skinwalker ranch dressing. This really set him off. The poor man is losing his mind.

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Hi Lads,

I had a nice night’s sleep and did not have any accidents. My wife has me wearing a man’s diaper after last nights event. I got up, and went on the porch to greet Mr. Sunrise, except my Anus chair was outside and still stinking up the place like Jami Lynn was there and making fresh farts. I almost passed out.

Breakfast went fine and was quite delicious! We had beignets and small ham and cheese crostini’s. I thought about jogging, but when I looked outside, that skinwalker was out by the road and waved at me. I took the hint and stayed inside and ate more beignets.

We had lunch delivered by Uber eats. A gift from my dad, so we had Chipotle deliver some tacos since the boys really like them. After a fartfest, we played a game of Monopoly and then made some Espresso. Soon, I will be headed back to the hospital. Until next week lads!

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And so our hero packed up and returned to the asylum. As the car went down the road Magus got the feeling that somebody was in the back seat. He turned around and saw that skinwalker, pointing at him. He screamed out loud and went into a meltdown for the ages.

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Magus when you close your eyes you will see me.

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Ham and cheese crostini's!!

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At least Magoo is slepping better....for now anyway.

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Magus I am talking to you.

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Will Magoo burn his Anus chair? Will he give it to Goodwill? Will he trash it? Will he snuggle up in it and inhale deeply?

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I'm guessing the latter since he is obsessed. Schedule the lobotomy.

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Tomorrow is the day.

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Magus you might want to take your butt plug collection home tomorrow evening so the other patients won't steal them. You know how much that upsets you.

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What is on the alleged menu? Will small creatures intimidate him? What visions in the fire will he have?

Stay tuned....

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And so another day at the asylum came to an end and Magus fell asleep. He was warm and comfy under all the blankets he had brought from home. Soon he was dreaming. Magus opened the door to the closet in his room at the asylum and that's when a bunch of chipmunks jumped out and scared him. He tried to slam the door but he couldn't. They just laughed at him. He ran out of the room and called for a nurse. The nurse came but didn't find anything unusual. He looked at the nurse and realized it was TA! She told him he had to take his meds now, a couple of suppositories. He woke up screaming and had to be put in seclusion again.

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Magus watch is ON!!!!

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Magus! It's time to go home!

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Will Magoo be cut loose. or will he be held in seclusion?

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Waiting for the show.

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Magus is near, we can smell each other.

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Sniff... The odor is getting stronger.

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You can feel it in the air, the way you feel a massive shart coming on.

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Hi Lads,

I had a rough week. I was put into seclusion twice. Once for refusing to take a sedative and once for slapping another patient who called me an ‘asshole’ which was followed by all the others present clapping and agreeing with him.

The drive home was nice, despite the frigid weather. We had to stop to buy gas for the car and there was another patron there who was wearing wooden shoes of all things. When this dude turned and looked my way, he introduced himself as Marco. I knew immediately that it was Disturd probably looking for me to cause me grief.

The boys shoveled the driveway, so we were able to park close to the porch and get quickly into the house. My wife said that she thought there was something in the attic because she heard scratching up there during the night. I told here it was probably just a squirrel or a rat taking cover from the elements and that I would check it tomorrow. She said that it also made loud stomping sounds.

Tonight we’re having 10 bean soup, then will play a game of UNO and then kick back and watch reruns of ‘Barnaby Jones’.

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Looks like rodents may have taken up residence with Magoo for real.

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Maybe they will become family pets?

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Me thinks the wife is feeding him the craziness in stories and foods so she can keep him out of the house.

Did he ever think that the rats in the attic might be for dinner?

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Now he's having delusions about Disturbed. He really needs help.

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Is he lying about being in an institution? Or are you just not following the thread?

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Magus is batshit crazy. Hospitalization is his only recourse.

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Poor Magoo, love him or hate him, he's the stuff internet legends are made of.

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That explains why Marco has been so slow to act on my Lop forum reports.

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The treatment isn't working. He's crazy as ever. Maybe Magoo needs wooden shoes.

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His wife had gone to bed earlier, but Magus was still up, setting in the living room relaxing. The room was dark except for the fireplace, which he dared not look at for fear of seeing TA. He walked outside and looked up at the stars. It was then that he saw what appeared to be an airplane flying toward him. Suddenly Magus realized that this was not a plane but an alien spacecraft. It stopped right above him and then a bright light shone down from the UFO. He was being beamed up. He soon found himself laying on a cot, being probed by a bunch of kangaroos, at least that's what they looked like. Magus began to scream until a door opened....and Jami Lynn walked in. Magus continued to scream until he realized his wife was trying to wake him up from his nightmare. He looked around and saw that he never left the couch. He had fallen asleep and the whole thing was a bad dream.

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Maybe it was real. Maybe we put a micro chip in his body to send messages to him. Hahaha!

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Poor Magoo, traumatised by cute Australian fauna. You've got to careful around roos, they can slice you in 2 with their strong sharp claws.

However wallabies would never do that because they'd have to do a double jump kick and so far no wallaby has ever studied Kung Fu!

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Did Magus have ameltdown and then sent back to the hospital?

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Hi Lads,

I did not report yesterday because we went over to spend the day with my parents and did not return until after midnight yesterday. I slept quite well and had no nightmares nor did I pee the bed again.

After breakfast I went to the attic to see what might be living up there that was causing the scratching my wife heard the other day. To my surprise there was a rat that seemed to have just given birth recently and there were 7 or 8 pups along with the mother up there. Suddenly, this 6-foot-tall rat appeared and told me to get out. Fearing being bitten. I retreated downstairs.

After lunch, I went back to the attic. Much to my surprise, there were no rats present, though I still heard scratching, but could not locate the source. My wife heard nothing and assumed I solved the problem. Good enough for me. I do not like the attic anyway.

We’re having leftovers my parents sent home with us, then will be going back to the hospital. See you next weekend lads.

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Rodents are now living rent-free in Magus' head!!

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Magoo is still triggered and REKT.

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Magoo is still triggered and REKT.

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^TRY not to read or post in the thread that hurts your butthole, Magus.

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I will read AND post in this thread all i like, regardless.

Thank you for the arbitrary concern about my butthole though, as weird was that was...

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Magus awoke from a deep sleep and realized he smelled something awful. Somebody has moved the Anus Chair to his room at the asylum! Magus has been sedated again.

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Speaking of Magus' bunghole, I guess he still hasn't recovered from the butt plug getting stuck.

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"Ok let's assume this is true. Now what?"

Your actions over the half dozen iterations of this thread prove this to be true beyond any reasonable doubt. You will probably lie and twist the truth and deny established facts. Then you will go back to being an anon and try to talk about and to defend yourself and make yourself look cool.

Then you will seethe and cope and get REKT and have to be taken back to the nuthouse for some sedation and rest.

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Magoo on full schizout.


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It's midweek. Magoo prolly has a buttplug in both enes of his GI tract!.

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There's an imposter here. Everybody knows Magoo is in the nut house so he can't post on the Internet.

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True any "Magus" posters are imposters. The real Magoo only posts on the weekends if he gets out on pass from he VA insane asylum.

HTH

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The weather had been unusually warm and now a thunderstorm rumbled outside as Magus rested quietly in his bunk at the asylum. He fell asleep as he thought about the coming weekend. Soon he was dreaming about being home. A pair of wooden shoes mysteriously appeared in the living room. The Dutchman must be here! Magus ran through the house looking but he couldn't find D. He went back to the living room and that's when he saw five pairs of wooden shoes. Not knowing how they got there, he began to ask the Anus Chair "Oh Anus Chair, give me your knowledge, who put the wooden shoes in my house?". The Anus Chair was silent, so Magus walked out on the porch. He heard the door lock behind him. He turned around and saw Disturd in the window laughing at him. Magus had to be sedated again as the nurse explained it was just a dream.

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This guy could be in the asylum with Magus. I bet they have the same hairstylist.


https://www.tmz.com/2025/02/24/island-boy-frank-venegas-arrest-gun-drug-florida-collier-alex/?adid=social-tw

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one more day before the real Magus shows up.

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Get ready! In about 24 hours mass hilarity will ensue. The insane one will be out on a weekend pass. Who knows what tales he has to tell this time. I just know there will be talk of meltdowns, anus chairs, butt plugs and hallucinations of Jami Lynn everywhere he looks.

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Maybe, maybe not. Magoo has been is rare form..acting a bit snaer than not.

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Magus watchis.......ON!!!

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Magoo we summon you!
Magoo we summon you!

It is said that on Magus Day that legions of skinwalkers stalk the earth searching for crazy men.

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Magus I dropped a rounder in your honor today. It was a floater of about 14 inches.

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Get ready, he's going to leave the building soon.

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Reliable sources, speaking on the condition of anonymity, confirm that Magus is on the road. He and his wife just left the hospital.

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It's almost 5:00 central time.

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It's time. Magoo get in here!

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Sniff, I can smell him getting closer.

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Magoo we need you!

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It's gittin late, and still no Magoo. I wonder ifen they let him out this week?

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Maybe TA scared him off.

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It's after midnight and he still hasn't checked in.

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Sorry lads. We lost internet last night. Here is my post for yesterday.


Hi Lads,

I had a normal week at the hospital, having only one meltdown. There was a cleaning lady in my room changing the linens. I asked her if I could have an extra washcloth and as she turned around, she appeared as a hawk, spread her wings and flew out the window. I freaked out and started screaming about it. The staff said it were no cleaning ladies on the floor and so they medicated me and put me in seclusion.

The drive home was nice. It was a little warmer, but still quite cold at night. After we pulled into the driveway I got out of the car and looked up at the sky. The clouds were nice and puffy. Suddenly, the clouds formed into Pillsbury Dough Boys who were laughing at me and stated throwing doughballs at me. I ran into the house with my laundry.

The rest of the evening went well and when I went on the porch, the Pillsbury doughboys were gone, so I went and retrieved some firewood. I was cautious and there was a horde of rats that ran out and towrd the house. I guess there really are rats in the attic.

Tonight we are having pulled pork sandwiches and fries. Afterwards, we’ll play one game of Monopoly and then watch reruns of ‘WKRP in Cinncinnati’.

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Breaking News: The search for a missing patient from the Mendota State Mental Institute in Madison has been cancelled. The patient has been accounted for on a weekend pass. Authorities became alarmed when the patient failed to report online Friday evening.

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Magus, apparently still seeing things that are not there. CRAZY!

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Hi Lads,

After posting yesterdays post, I sat down to a great breakfast prepared by my wife for me and the boys. I wanted to jog, but it was still bitter cold out, so I stayed indoors and thought about going up to the attic to see what kind of rodents may be living up there that my wife was complaining about.

After lunch, I did just that. As I opened the attic door, I could hear scurrying about. I put the lights on, and almost shit my pants. There was a 6-foot-tall rat with claws and fangs to match with glowing red eyes. It pointed at the door and motioned for me to go, which I immediately did. I told my wife and not believing me, she went up there to see for herself. She back laughing and said I must have mistaken her female mannequin she uses for making dresses for a giant rat.

We drove into town to pick up some groceries we needed for supper. As we were in the checkout lane I nudged my wife and asked her if she thought that the cashier was dressed up as a rat or a mouse or something. She looked at and laughed. She said that ‘I had rats on the brain’.

Tonight we’re having homemade Mexican pizza and tostadas for supper, then we’ll watch reruns of the ‘Freddy Flatulence’ series.

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You all know this is a larp.

Scallion pancakes with wisconny cheddar, roasted rat and sour cream and I will meet him in the shed. Or the fire. His choice.

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Looks like Magus may be a tad better, but he is so schizo, it may not be very noticeable.

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Did you know that skinwalkers can morph into various animals. It's true, and it's possible that Magus is seeing a legion of them in the attic.

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When you are away lop guest your wife is on only fans and the guys are queuing all round the corner during the day as you are not delivering the goods with all the medication you are on .

Your wife is a goer

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Hi Lads,

I had an active night of passing gas after last night’s Mexican fare. My wife slept in another room because she said that the smell burned her eyes. When I first awakened, I thought someone had brought the Anus chair into the house, but it was all me causing the stink. I got up and opened the window a crack to air out the room and went to the kitchen.

I cooked breakfast for the family and went to get more firewood to make for a comfy breakfast. While outside, I heard clicking, like the sound of wood hitting on wood. As I turned around to go back to the house, there was Disturd, clicking the heels of his wooden shoes and ordering me to drop the firewood. I told him to move aside or I will add his wooden shoes to the firewood.

The rest of the morning went well, with neither Disturd or the Anus chair causing any more problems. It was too cold to jog, so I stayed indoors until after lunch when it was a bit warmer, so I took a walk around the property. I noticed that there were squirrels jumping from a tree onto the roof of the house, which may be what is in the attic. I’ll investigate next week.

We are having tempura for supper and then will be returning to the hospital. See you next week lads!

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And so Sunday Night drew to a close and Magus went to bed. He has a long trip ahead of him back to the Wisconsin State Mental Hospital. He fell asleep thinking about his weekend at home. He began dreaming about rats living comfortably in his attic, and D prowling around in wooden shoes. His dream then turned to being cold in the house. Magus put some wood in the fireplace and put a burning match into it. Suddenly a huge flame erupted from the pile of kindling. Magus looked at the flames in shock as he realized the flames had taken the shape of a human, one that looked like The Anus. She stared at him with an evil look and he began to scream. Next thing he knew his wife was there waking him up from the nightmare.

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Come on. I should have been sitting in the chair.

Carry on.

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Looks like Marco is living rent-free in the head of Magus.

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One of many. Just saying.

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Magus Breakdown 2: Anus boogaloo.

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A cold rain poured down in Madison on Tuesday Night, making the atmosphere of the asylum even more gloomy than usual. Magus ate his dinner in his padded cell, oatmeal will at least keep you warm. Magus finished eating and wrapped a blanket around himself as he looked out into the dark asylum courtyard. A stared at a bush outside because he thought he saw it move. Maybe it was just the wind. Maybe the rain and fog caused an optical illusion. Magus looked at it again and now the shrub took on a human form. Magus was horrified when the bush began to speak to him. "Magus you can't escape me!" said a voice he knew was Jami Lynn. "Tomorrow when you go to breakfast you'll see a dining room full of Anus Chairs." Magus threw a house slipper at the window, but it bounced back and hit his face. He screamed out in horror until the staff came in and gave him a pill. He asked about the Anus Chair, but the nurse thought he was babbling like a crazy man.

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Magus nervously entered the dining room at breakfast time. He looked around and sniffed the air, but the furniture was the same as always. There was no Anus Chair in sight. He thought to himself he really needs to calm down.

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A blast of cold air and high winds served as a reminder that it's still winter in the north. As night fell on the asylum Magus climbed under the blankets and wished he was home, warm and comfy. He picked up a book from the nightstand and began to read about skinwalkers, a subject that fascinates him. He is working on a theory that Jami Lynn is a shape-shifting alien from the Pleiades. All of it made sense, from the many animals tormenting him and the skinwalkers he sees everywhere to the Anus Chair that talks to him. If he only had proof.

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Now that is more like it. How about I take him on a desert road trip or up into the mountains on a cold night?

Not like I would ever do that, but mental payback is a bitch.

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One more day until schizo Magoo may return!

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Magus saw something on one of those paranormal shows about pyramid power, so he got a bunch of old cardboard boxes from the asylum, some duct tape and a big roll of aluminum foil (tinfoil). He took these materials back to his room and built a cardboard pyramid around his bed. On the outside of each piece of cardboard he taped a sheet of foil. This is all in an effort to keep TA from haunting his nightmares. He already tried wrapping foil around his Green Bay Packers hat, but it didn't do any good, and people said he looked like a fool. Tonight he will sleep in his pyramid of cardboard and tinfoil to test the limits of Jami Lynn's brain wave power over him.

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Magus Watch is on!!!!!!!


Happy Magoo Day.

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So it is!!!

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Magoo we summon you! Soon the King of Krazy will sit upon his Anus Throne and gaze in amazement at the apparition of TA staring at him from the tv.

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It's almost 4:00 eastern. I hope he didn't lose Internet again.

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Oh great Magoo, we summon you!

Tis time to visit the homeplace and enjoy the aroma of the anus chair.
Time to be tormented by a legion of skinwalking koala bears, aarvarks, bobcats, penguins and chipmunks. Don't worry, Jami Lynn is always watching you.

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Come sit down Magus! My aroma is irresistible.

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Hi Lads,

I had 2 meltdowns this week. The first was on Tuesday when the rest of the patients would not let me change the channel on the public TV to watch a show I wanted to watch. I called them ‘a bunch of assholes’, so I was sedated and put into seclusion. The second time I thought a bunch of patients threw my clothes into the hallway. They turned out not to be mine, but that was before I freaked out and started a fight with several of the. Needless to say, it turned out bad again for me.

The ride home was nice despite it still being quite cold. There were a pair of hitchhikers outside of town. As we drove by them, I could swear it was Eve and Beans. As we pulled into the driveway, Eve and beans seemed to be standing on the porch waiting for me. I asked my wife who those people were on our porch. She replied ‘what people’.

You know I always hated those two, Eve said I was half-a-man and Beans always trolled my ass into the ground. Not friends to be sure.

Tonight we’re having chicken and mushrooms. Then we’ll play a game of Catan and then watch reruns of ‘the Twilight Zone’.

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Submitted for your approval: Magus planned on a nice quiet evening watching Twighlight Zone reruns, but things aren't going as planned. Magus if you hear laughing outside it's just Eve laughing at something Beans said as an insult to you.


Beans was a winner at the trolling championship games.

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Magus don't go to sleep or TA will get you.

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Why do women call him "Shorty Stubb's"?

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I coined that term for him. BOG told me about his stub.

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Hi Lads,

I had a great night’s sleep with no nightmares. The newest combination of meds seems to be working great, at least as far as uninterrupted sleeping goes. I even looked in the mirror after getting up, and there was NO Jami Lynn there. However, there was a disturbing image of Eve there. Quite unnerving.

After breakfast we decided to go sledding, but when we arrived at hill, a lot of the snow had melted, so we went back home. When I was returning the sleds to the storage shed, a 6-foot-tall rat popped up from my kayak. I almost dropped a load and just ran back to the house and did not mention it to anyone.

We had a light lunch and then I decided to go back into the attic to see what rodents may be causing the scratching my wife hears while I am in the hospital. I no sooner opened the door before that 6-foot-tall rat popped up. I slammed the door and went back downstairs and told my wife I did not see anything.

We’re having BBQ shredded pork sandwiches and fries for supp and then will kick back and watch reruns of ‘Elvira, Mistress of the Dark’ movies.

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Magus you left your butt plug drawer unlocked again. Don't be surprised when you are missing a few. Your fellow patients stole them.

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Is Eve or Beans represented as the giant rat living rent free in magus's head?

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Wait, Magus did BOG??????

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Her standards must be pretty low.

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Not to mention Magoo's shortie.

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It was a cold and dark night when Magus checked back in at the asylum. The rain and fog only added to the gloom. Magus was humiliated on the forum and now that he's back the other patients are laughing at him because all of his butt plugs are gone. He tried to deny ownership of them but they were in his drawer. He said they were planted by somebody else. I think he's going to have a meltdown tonight!

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Hi Lads,

After having yet another great night’s sleep I awoke energized and ready to roll. Despite the cold, I decided to go for jog as I have been missing it for some time. I was having a nice run until on the way back home I ran into who seemed to be Beans. I stopped to see if that was him and the person, I thought was Beans, turned out to be Eve wearing pants. I freaked out and resumed jogging at a faster pace until I arrived home.

After breakfast I went out to the porch to check out my Anus chair, and lo and behold, Beans was sitting in it. Beans started trolling me and I had no response to his digs, so I went back into the house. I asked my wife to ask the person in the Anus chair to please leave, but she said there was no one there.

After lunch, we just sat back and watched TV for a while. I then went back onto the porch and there was Eve sitting in the Anus chair. She told me ‘it smell good, wanna smell? As she pointed to her ass snuggled into the Anus chair. I told her, ‘no thanks’ and went back inside. I did not bother to ask my wife to check, because I know what her answer would be.

We’re having pizza for supper and then will be headed back to the hospital. See you next week lads!

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We can't wait to cause another meltdown.

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Magus don't open your eyes or you will see me standing by your bunk. You are afraid of me lol.

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^^One of many demons living rent-free in his head.

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Someone suggested that an AI bot is up to these fluffy shenanigans.

We may not have been aware of them before, but now that they're in the limelight; AI bots live here.

Remember the rounders thread? The last post thread? The mountain folks and ckmpact car threads? The magus threads?

It all makes sense.

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No-one has the time or energy to make up that weird ass stuff about those human posters on the internet on an online forum... talking to each other... making the AI increasingly jealous with each second that passes.

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Magoo seems to be better, but is seems that other demons have come to the forfront of his mind to terrorize him.

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His mind is like a revolving door of demons.

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In craft time today Magus had a meltdown because another patient made fun of his clay pot. He said "That doesn't look like a butt plug, and butt plugs are the only thing you know about.". Magus started throwing clay at the man, but was shocked when the man tossed it right back at him.

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It's wednesday. Is Magus having a meltdown today? I guess we will find out this weekend.

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Yes he always has a midweek meltdown.

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^ the abberation continues it's delusion.

Don't wake azathoth here.

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^ Show em who's boss Magus!


For those of you who don't know, Magus owns a company. If you don't show him some respect he will drop some brainlets on you. He's a ninja level troll, just ask TA.

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Ninja Level Troll you say..

hmmm.. less will not do I guess

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Ninja Level Troll meets Troll Level Ninja..

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^ the aberration is now bunging and pretending to be my wife...

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One more day until Magoo gets cut loose from the hospital.

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Magus had a bad day today. He went to the hospital dining room and saw a leprechaun decoration for St. Patrick's Day. He noticed that it moved and it started talking to him in Jami Lynn's voice. He threw jello at it but the leprechaun just laughed at him.

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Magus had a bad day today. He went to the hospital dining room and saw a leprechaun decoration for St. Patrick's Day. He noticed that it moved and it started talking to him in Jami Lynn's voice. He threw jello at it but the leprechaun just laughed at him.

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Not a ninja level troll if I can help drive him into an asylum (assuming its real and not a larp).

~ta~

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Magus went to bed early tonight because he has a big day ahead tomorrow. He might get to go home, assuming he isn't locked up in the psych ward due to his meltdowns. Sweet nightmares Magus.

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It was a gloomy and foggy night in Madison. Magus lay in bed reading about skinwalkers and other paranormal creatures of the great lakes. He put the book down and turned off the light, and soon he was dreaming about the upcoming weekend. In his dream he opened the door to the attic but nothing was unusual. He turned around and walked into the kitchen. That's when he saw him. Magus opened the refrigerator and Disturbed popped out, his wooden shoes making a distinct noise upon hitting the floor.


"Who are you?" Magus shouted in horror.

"I am the LOP man and you are my guest." came a reply.

"Why are you here?" said Magus.


"I was summoned here by the Anus Chair.".


The Dutchman began stomping his feet and dancing. Suddenly Magus saw four Dutchmen, then 16, then hundreds were stomping their wooden shoes which drove Magus mad. He threw the Anus Chair out in the yard and ran back inside. To his shock he found the chair back in the kitchen... And TA was sitting on it!

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It's Magus Day.

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Every day is magus day!

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Not a ninja level troll if I can help drive him into an asylum (assuming its real and not a larp).

~ta~

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The REAL Magus should be lett out on pass today.

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^ Since you're out on pass, it oughta be a fun revival!

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Magus Watch is on!

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^ looney tunes watch is here!

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The fake lop guest must be mad that he or she has been put on one of the infamous LG magic cards, and has been fruitless in trying to get revenge, almost a decade later. It continues to be assblasted...

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No idea what an LG magic card is?

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I miss the days when Beans would troll Magus.

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i also miss the days that magus would troll beans. those were some pretty hilarious times how mad beanus would get.

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Hi Lads,

I had a banner week in the hospital with no meltdowns. I came close several times as one of the patients said I was Gay and another said I was so crazy that I belonged on another psychiatric Unit. I was sufficiently medicated that I did not care.

The drive home was quite nice. It’s unseasonably warm and everyone is enjoying it. It seems that Eve is really enjoying it as I saw her several times today. Once as the nurse who let me go on pass, again when we stopped at the grocery store, when she checked us out and again hitchhiking on the drive back home.

When we got home everything seemed normal until I heard, what seemed like fart, come from the Anus chair on the porch. My wife accused me of farting and said it smelled like institutional food. I told her that Anus chair probably was in an institution before we acquired it. She laughed and said ‘OK’.

Tonight, we are having Slopy Joe’s and fries for supper. We’ll play a game of Monopoly with the boys and then watch ‘Phantasm’

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"You never have nor will you ever be anything to me other than a cringey old cat lady with mental issues who posts on an obscure online forum, and who is called the anus.
The only thing you've ever done is make me laugh really hard at your behavior while you were going through the courtfrog stuff. Now that was quality entertainment."

Magoo seething and coping and REKT by the anus yet again!

He can't stop reading these threads about him!

What a no-life, twisted narcissist that mad lad is, hey?

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"assuming its real and not a larp).

~ta~"

Congrats anus, we have found the second stupidest poster in this thread after Magoo.

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So they have Anus chairs in Psych hospitals? Maybe it's a good thing like Martha Stewart would say.

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Magoo seething and coping and REKT by the anus yet again!

He can't stop reading these threads about him!

What a no-life, twisted narcissist that mad lad is, hey

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Magus was hungry so he went to the refrigerator, but he stopped in horror as he remembered the nightmare he had. Slowly he opened the door, half expecting Disturbed to jump out at him. A ghostly laugh came from behind him but he only saw the Anus Chair. Magus began to cry.

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I always get a good eye roll in when the anus tries her hand at imitating the cc schizo.
The quality just isn't there.

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Who or what is the cc schizo?

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The compact car schizo. It's more of an abberation than a person.
It posts as corn ho lio on the last post thread, and does the mountain folk and compact car threads. It hijacked the LOP Guest account.

The cc schizo suffers from butthurt of mass proportions. It has weird nicknames for the old Loppers because he is still trying to cope with being wrecked by them so badly.

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^^Good find. How can you prove this though? Maybe you are CC Schizo.

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Hi Lads,

I had a wonderful night’s sleep. I woke up ready to go, so I took a long-awaited jog. Since I have not jogged in a while, I needed to slow down to walk several times. There was a female jogger behind me who slowed down and walked with me for a while. She seemed nice enough, so I asked what her name was. She said ‘Eve’. I was about to drop a load when suddenly she vanished into thin air.

After having breakfast, I decided to go back into the attic t investigate the scratching noise my wife has been complaining about. I decided to ask one of the boys to come with me. When we entered the attic, all seemed quiet, but not for long. I saw a giant rat chewing on one of the main beams supporting the house. I asked my son did he see it. He said ‘see what?’. We left the attic.

Later on, after lunch I took a walk down to the river. There was not much wildlife to be seen as they are still hibernating or elsewhere. However, that damned Disturd showed up blocking the path again and threatening me with a gun. I decided not to engage and returned home.

Tonight we having honey barbequed chicken and then watch ‘The Godfather’ movies.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

..but a ninja level troll would have the ability to do exactly that - of course only if the ninja level troll cares for you..one way or the other chuckle

whereas a troll level ninja only cares for... one never knows :)

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

It was late Saturday Night. Rain poured down all night and lightning occasionally lit up the scene. Magus was on the porch looking out into the yard when a flash of lightning showed that Eve was standing right in front of him. He recoiled in horror and let out a scream. He stepped back a few steps but then another flash of lightning occurred. This time he saw the face of the giant rat he saw in the attic earlier. Now he realized that this rat is a skinwalker! He ran back in the house and locked the door, but to his surprise, Eve was already in there. He woke up screaming for the orderly at the asylum, but his wife woke him up and gave him a pill.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Naronja

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

It was late Saturday Night. Rain poured down all night and lightning occasionally lit up the scene. Magus was on the porch looking out into the yard when a flash of lightning showed that Eve was standing right in front of him. He recoiled in horror and let out a scream. He stepped back a few steps but then another flash of lightning occurred. This time he saw the face of the giant rat he saw in the attic earlier. Now he realized that this rat is a skinwalker! He ran back in the house and locked the door, but to his surprise, Eve was already in there. He woke up screaming for the orderly at the asylum, but his wife woke him up and gave him a pill.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Oh come on, I doubt Eve would want to have her way with Magus. No woman alive is that desperate.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Hi Lads,

I had a weird dream last night. After watching the ‘Godfather’ movies I dreamed that I woke up to find a head in my bed. No, not a horses head like in the ‘Godfather’, but rather the head of Disturd. I then dreamed that I then punted his head over the shed and into the woods. I felt much better, but than I woke up and realized it was only a dream, or was it?

After breakfast I walked into the woods behind the shed to check for Disturd’s head. I did not find it, but I did find Eve’s head. I freaked out and ran back to the house and took a med. Later, I went back to check if it was real or not, and instead of Eve’s head, I found BOG’s head. I went back to the house and did not tell anyone what I found.

It got cold again here, so I went to get some firwood as my wife want ed a fire in the fireplace. Damned if I did not encounter a hoard of rats, all having Eve’s head on them and they were quite vicious, so I reneged on getting the wood and sent one of the boys out to get it.

We’re having chicken sandwiches and fries for supper, then I will be headed back to the hospital. See you next weekend lads.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

"Who or what is the cc schizo?"

Another one of the many demons that torment poor Magoo's thoughts.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Oh come on, I doubt Eve would want to have her way with Magus. No woman alive is that desperate.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Oh come on, I doubt Eve would want to have her way with Magus. No woman alive is that desperate

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^^A Ghey boy speaking for his lover.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

I'm depressed again. I admit it. I am a closet cock-sucker.

Just ask any of my mates on the sub that I served on. I served them all.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magus here. That was a fake one, I'm not depressed.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

I'm very depressed, don't believe the fake one above.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

WTF is going on here ?

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^ I'm not Magus - sorry couldn't resist

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Even BOG rejected Magus. I didn't think anybody could get that low.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

So Magoo saw rats with Eve's head on them?? They were some fat rats!

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Even BOG rejected Magus. I didn't think anybody could get that low

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Maybe the smell of his smegma kept BOG away from Magus.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

BOG's bog was too much for magus i think

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

BOG named him "stumpy" after their meeting.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^ I think you misspelled 'sexy man'

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

'sexy man' doesn't do magus justice. sorry schizos!

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

We girls talked to BOG and amongst ourselves about Magus when he posted at LOP. It was a 100% consensus that he is "short" in many qualities. He his maybe half-a-man in many, many ways. He is also a pathetic excuse for a man. His lack of intelligence is glaring, as is his attempts at trolling.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^ the schizo is triggered

Am I ruining your fun? :^)

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^^LOL. A schizo run amok. Can't accept facts. Lets sit back and see what else the schizo posts.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^ spiderman: no u!

Lol it's like beanus is back.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magus is such a loser. At least he can say he has the largest butt plug collection in Wisconsin.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^ aaahaha i knew i could make ypu mad by saying one thing.

You have MDS

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Hey. It is a lot more fun being a ninja level troll in your legislature knowing you never have to go back. Nobody really knew you but you got to move some good bills.

That is serious ninja shit. Why do you think I would waste the skills you taught me back on you? Hell no.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^^^^^ What is this gibberish?

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

It was a very cold and snowy night at the asylum and Magus curled up under his wool blanket to try to keep warm in the drafty dorm room. Soon he was alarmed by the sound of wooden shoes stomping the floor next to the bed. Somehow Disturbed was in the room with him. Magus asked him why he was there?


"Donate Me!". Came a thunderous reply as the Dutchman held out his hand for a donation.



The Dutchman turned into Jami Lynn and began chasing Magus down the halls of the asylum. Magus woke up from the nightmare crying like a baby!

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

One more day until the REAL Magus shows up.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Hey Magus! Is that the sound of wooden shoes I hear coming?

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magus the squirrels are really aliens and they're here to probe you.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

You guys aren't even close to imitating me, but please keep up your hilarious larp. Show the world how much I REKT you, and remember that I own my own company.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^Faux Magoo. The real one is in the VA hospital being treated.

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^ Obsessed

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^obsessed with Magus

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magus still trying to argue and rationalize with this thread never gets old.

What was it Einstein said? The definition of insanity is repeating the same behaviour over and over and expecting different results.

So yeah, he is definitely as batshit insane as the schizos who run this thread, if not more so.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Will Magoo show up today?

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Obsessed larpers want to know. I'm too busy leading my company to care about the larp, but please continue this madness.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Will Magoo show up today?

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^^Sorry. You are one of many FAKE Magus's.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magus still trying to argue and rationalize with this thread never gets old.

What was it Einstein said? The definition of insanity is repeating the same behaviour over and over and expecting different results.

So yeah, he is definitely as batshit insane as the schizos who run this thread, if not more so.

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Real? ^

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^ yes. it's fri-yay and im browsing the internet for a little bit before luncch

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

What was it Einstein said? The definition of insanity is repeating the same behaviour over and over and expecting different results.

So yeah, he is definitely as batshit insane as the schizos who run this thread, if not more so.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Sounds like Magoo had fried chicken for lunch at the asylum before packing up for the weekend.


#incoherent

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

That's not Magus, it some other spammer pretending to be Magus. EWWWWWWWWWW..how cringey is that?

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Sounds like Magoo had fried chicken for lunch at the asylum before packing up for the weekend.


#incoherent

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

No, that's the fake Magus, the real one is still at the asylum and has no internet access. Obvious fake is obvious.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Chicken from the nut house is finger lickin good.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

No, that's the fake Magus, the real one is still at the asylum and has no internet access. Obvious fake is obvious.

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^

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^

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

It shouldn't be long now.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

I'm fermentin' a really nasty one to celerbrate when he gets here. It just mite be my best ever! I best git away from the woodstove.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Wow! Magus is having a full blown meltdown over that Einstein post writing 2 essays. Lol.

It's da jews, he sobs while waffling about chickens.

Better than being scared of squirrels and petrified of albino turkeys and needing a shot of thorazine from the nurse, I guess?

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Wow! Magus is having a full blown meltdown over that Einstein post writing 2 essays. Lol.

It's da jews, he sobs while waffling about chickens.

Better than being scared of squirrels and petrified of albino turkeys and needing a shot of thorazine from the nurse, I guess?

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Hi Lads,

I had a normal week, having only one meltdown. I had just finished weaving my twelfth basket and was getting ready to pack them up to take home on the weekend and put up for sale on my Etsy business. Then one of my nemesis’s here started calling a ‘panty-waist’ for loving basket weaving. I punched him and a fight was started that got me medicated and put into seclusion.

The drive home was nice and the weather nice for this time of year. We stopped to buy groceries and while checking out I started to feel in some sort of danger. I looked around and saw someone watching me in another line. I looked back and a head pooped up. It was Eve!!! I turned and looked at the other line, and Jami Lynn was there!! I told my wife and she hurriedly escorted me to the car and told me to stay put, which I did.

When we finally arrived home, I felt a bit safer and ran into the house with my baskets. I heard a noise on porch and though I locked my wife out. When I went out on the porch, the Anus chair started rocking, so I went inside fearing an outpouring of fart gas from it.

Tonight were having grilled pepper steak and pasta salad, then will play a game of UNO before kicking back and watching reruns of ‘Criminal Minds’.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magus did you finish your new butt plug this week?

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Your life is so exciting, how do you contain yourself?

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

It was a cold clear night in Wisconsin when Magus sat down on the couch. He has a long day and was very tired. That's when the Anus Chair began to rock back and forth. Somehow Eve was there in the chair staring at him. He threw a house slipper at her but it stopped in midair and came back and hit him. Eve pointed at the door without saying a word. Suddenly there was the sound of wooden shoes outside and then a knock on the door. Magus got up to see who was there, but the Dutchman let himself in. Magus sat down in horror, only to realize Jami Lynn was also in the room. Magus yelled for them to leave him alone.

Disturbed spoke: "You're a winner in your own troubled mind. Would you like a slice of spam from Silversides? He's a master chef of spam.".

Magus tried to run away but he was trapped, the Anus Chair had warped gravity around him. The faster he ran the slower he moved. He woke up screaming about the Dutchman Larp, so his wife gave him a pill.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Cc schizo watch is on!!

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Every Magus post is a variation of "No U!".

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magus desperately trying to convince this thread that he is a cool guy and not a schizo is too funny.

He hates this place and all the posters here but can't stop reading, posting or trying to do damage control. Truly pathetic that this site owns his tiny mind.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

It is blatantly apparent to me that Magus has a humiliation fetish and gets off sexually on this thread.

There is no other logical explanation on why he would frequently visit this thread to get continually pwned.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magus desperately trying to convince this thread that he is a cool guy and not a schizo is too funny.

He hates this place and all the posters here but can't stop reading, posting or trying to do damage control. Truly pathetic that this site owns his tiny mind.

Magus D Plank Spanker
3/22/2025 4:17 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo
It is blatantly apparent to me that Magus has a humiliation fetish and gets off sexually on this thread.

There is no other logical explanation on why he would frequently visit this thread to get continually pwned

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

ERRRR...there is so-called "rage" anywhere in the thread.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Hi Lads,

I’m getting a kick out of all the fake ‘Magus’s trying to defend me. I do not need defending. I am actively seeking help for my mental dilemmas. I admitted my self to the hospital for treatment with my family’s support.

I had a great day thus far. Went for a jog, saw Jami Lynn, Eve and Disturd along the way, I ignored them and kept going and once at home, took a med. There was a wolverine milling about, but it turned out just to be Vicious, so I ignored it as usual.

There is still that scratching in attic that my wife has been complaining about. Neither of the boys could find anything, so I did not bother to go into the attic and have something set off another hallucination for me.

Tonight it’s egg rolls and spicy noodles for supper and then will watch reruns of ‘Bonanza’.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

ERRRR...there is so-called "rage" anywhere in the thread.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Hmm. Magus sounds like he's feeling confident he'll overcome having a mental condition.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Hi Lads,

I’m getting a kick out of all the fake ‘Magus’s trying to defend me. I do not need defending

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

"ERRRR...there is so-called "rage" anywhere in the thread.
smiley"


Wrong! By his own twisted metrics Magoo is seething!

He can't stay away from the thread because his narcisstic brain MUST see what people are saying him and because his shitty internet persona is so important to him he must defeat the trolls

Winning. Just like beans.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

I used to enjoy the LOP threads where he was BTFO all the time by nearly everybody there.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

ERRRR...there is so-called "rage" anywhere in the thread.
smiley"


Wrong! By his own twisted metrics Magoo is seething!

He can't stay away from the thread because his narcisstic brain MUST see what people are saying him and because his shitty internet persona is so important to him he must defeat the trolls

Winning. Just like beans.
smiley

Anonymous Coward
3/23/2025 7:28 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo
I used to enjoy the LOP threads where he was BTFO all the time by nearly everybody there.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magus is the best at rage posting. He has years of experience. He's a Ninja Rage Poster.
Eat your hearts out!

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magus is heading back to the nut house but the Dutchman will follow.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Hi Lads,

I had a fair night’s sleep. For some reason I had a recurring dream about Vicious. When we interacted, I always had a hard time losing and that why I have this recurring dream. At least that is what my therapist says. More to come later.

It was kind of a chilly and blah day today, so I decided not to jog. Instead, I helped my wife cook up a great breakfast for us and the boys. There was that scratching in the attic today and all of us heard it. I decided to put a few rat and mice traps, and a live catch trap in case is a squirrel or racoon or something.

After lunch, I went to the basement to my laundry. Everything was going fine until the buzzer sounded to remind me to add fabric softener. When I went back downstairs, I went into a funk wherein the faces of Eve, Jami Lynn, Disturd, Beans and Vicious were alternately going in and out of my visual field like some horror movie. I ran upstairs, took a med and my wife finished it.

We're having pizza for supper and then it’s back to the hospital. See you next week lads.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Sunday Night:


Magus is back at the asylum, laying in his bunk. He can't sleep because he knows if he closes his eyes he will see Jami Lynn. He tries to relax but he keeps hearing the voice of Disturd in his head. He occasionally rolls over and tries to calm down but then he thinks about
how the Anus Chair mysteriously appears in his room.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magus is a moron and I'm glad this thread clowns on his dumb ass and also that he actually reads it and gets super butthurt about it.

Like Rorschach said "I'm not trapped in here with you, you're trapped in here with me".

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

My sources tell me that Magus had a meltdown at lunch today. It seems he saw a new chair in the dining room and thought it was the Anus Chair. It was just a regular metal foldup chair. He had to be sedated.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

That's pretty cringe, I mean losing your mind over a metal chair! He must be in bad shape.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magus stop shoving the butt plug in yourself so hard. It obviously is hurting your brains.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Whew. Lots of rageposting going on. Five in a row, walls of rage against the magus texts hahaha. So much winning.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

The Fake Magus does not know the definition of "rage".

He's an uneducated loser. Like Trump said, only losers serve in the military.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^^True. We have to wait until Friday to hear from the real Magus.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

The Fake Magus does not know the definition of "rage".

He's an uneducated loser. Like Trump said, only losers serve in the military.
smiley

Anonymous Coward
3/24/2025 11:20 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo
^^True. We have to wait until Friday to hear from the real Magus.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

The amount of meltdowns that Magus has had numbers more than grains of sand in his fat wife's vagina.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

At least we have some Faux Magus postings to amuse us until the real one gets out on a wekend pass.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

"Magus is the best at rage posting"
That's the first time in this thread that you've used the term 'rage posting'. You use it because when it was used on you, you cried very, very hard and got even more mad. Also, Magus used it, ergo, you want to be like Magus by using his terms!

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

My name is Kal and I wear jorts, even in winter. I can vouch for Magus being a winner. Nobody can troll better than him.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

At least we have some Faux Magus postings to amuse us until the real one gets out on a wekend pass.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

"Magus is the best at rage posting"
That's the first time in this thread that you've used the term 'rage posting'. You use it because when it was used on you, you cried very, very hard and got even more mad. Also, Magus used it, ergo, you want to be like Magus by using his terms!

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Indeed he was/is the best. I even tried to emulate him with my avatars. Bow down to your master.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Maybe Olaf will come back some day.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^ The forums need more Maltan.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

"True. It was my rage posting that got my account deleted. No other poster was ever banned here for rage posting. I AM THE BEST! Ask Distured and he will agree."


Lol. Magus used to meltdown all the time. Remember when he was drunk and shit scared making threats to shoot Disturbed and bragging about all his gunas and how clean they were due to his gun mittens?

He only got banned because he was caught red handed replying to and agreeing with his own posts while logged out. Then he had a mega meltdown about exterminating Jews (he thinks Elaine is Jewish. Lol) and then Elaine deleted his account too.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^ and yet after all of that, you continue to seethe and cope

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Fake! Magus doesn't have internet at the mental asylum.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

"and yet after all of that, you continue to seethe and cope"


Lmfao. Looks like Magoo is up to his old anon tricks again?

Fuckin idiot bitch, the only person seething and coping ITT is you due to its existence and your inability to stay away from it.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

You can never beat Magus in a troll contest. He is a winner and winners gonna win.


#winninginWisconsin #ninjatroll #cope. #TArekt

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Tuesday Night:

Magus was snug in bed on a very cold and windy night. Rain hitting the window was the only sound. Somehow he realized he was at home. He heard the sound of wooden shoes walking up to the house. Just when he expected Disturbed to knock the door opened and a bunch of skinwalkers came in. They used their brain waves to communicate to him that Eve was outside. Magus went out to the yard but he saw BOG standing there. She pointed at him and laughed hysterically. He went back inside and sat down on the couch, and that's when a rat ran across the floor and stopped in front of him. It suddenly morphed into Disturbed and said "Strange Candy is my favorite". Magus then woke up in a cold sweat.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Poor Magoo! I remember Eve2000 and she was fruity in the head at the poo pit!

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Lmfao. Looks like Magoo is up to his old anon tricks again?

Fuckin idiot bitch, the only person seething and coping ITT is you due to its existence and your inability to stay away from it.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magus is seething again. He's REKT as usual. Soon, he'll be back to continue his rage posting.

At least the Fake Magus does a good job of seething like the real Magoo!

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Has anyone said Mongus yet?

Ya know because il est un rétard?

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

One more day until une retard (Magus) may appear.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Tomorrow is the day! Magus Watch is on!

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magus is seething again. He's REKT as usual. Soon, he'll be back to continue his rage posting.

At least the Fake Magus does a good job of seething like the real Magoo!
smiley

Frenchy
3/27/2025 1:49 am GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo
Has anyone said Mongus yet?

Ya know because il est un rétard?
smiley

Anonymous Coward
3/27/2025 12:34 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo
One more day until une retard (Magus) may appear.
smiley

Anonymous Coward
3/27/2025 8:41 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo
Tomorrow is the day! Magus Watch is on!

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^^Ho Hum...The Fake Magus is obsessed as usual.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^ u got mad at the funny joke so you cried very hard and replied.

Tear soaked hands typed this post.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magus! Get the corn cob out of your butt, and remember, the skinwalkers are waiting for you at home.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Why are you people so obsessed with me? Do you lay awake at night thinking about things to post here about me?

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Dia del Magoo!

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magus watch is ON. It's Friday and he may be out on pass from the hospital.

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^ sure am!

Planning on spending the day schizzing it up? That oughta be entertaining.

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Sorry Fake Magus. It's worth waiting for the real one to show up.

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Fake Magus is lop guest

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I am so mad right now, that I will reveal to you all, that I was in fact posting here, and the person who said fake magus is gay and can't handle being trolled by me so it buries it's head in the sand.

It's palatable cope.

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Fake Magoo ^

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Fake Magoo ^

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"Why are you people so obsessed with me? Do you lay awake at night thinking about things to post here about me?"

Nope, we just like to laugh at what a deluded cringey idiot bitch you are, and the fact you read and engage and seethe and cope just makes it funnier.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

HTH....Most people ignore posts by HTH,

HTH

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

"Why are you people so obsessed with me? Do you lay awake at night thinking about things to post here about me?"

Nope, we just like to laugh at what a deluded cringey idiot bitch you are, and the fact you read and engage and seethe and cope just makes it funnier.

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^ Magus impersonator

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It's almost time!

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^ don't think that I'm not onto your game, derpmaster

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Magoo we summon you!
Magoo we summon you!


Tis time for the Master of Meltdown to return home. The rats in the attic eagerly await. If you hear ghostly footsteps wearing wooden shoes, well, think nothing of it.

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I didn't write that you retard, someone else did.

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Magus is late!

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It's Magus Night, let's get stupid.

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Hi Lads,

I had a bad week in the hospital. I had 2 meltdowns. The first was caused by me thinking one of the nurses was Eve. I hit her and I was put into seclusion and heavily medicated. The second one was caused by me thinking that a picture on the wall, which I thought was Vicious, caused me to tear it down and throw it across the room. Again, I was sedated and put into seclusion.

The drive home was nice as it was uncommonly warm. The clouds were uncommonly weird as I saw the face of Jami Lynn in several of them. I tried to sneer at her, but she beat me down each time. I must admit that she is a formidable opponent that I have a hard time coping with.
When we got home, the boys greeted me with much anticipation. I told them I would take them kayaking, the river and weather permitting.

Before walking into the house, I gazed back at the wood shed. There was 6-foot-tall vermin standing there with Eve’s head on it. I hurried into the house.

We’re having spaghetti and homemade meatballs for supper and then will play a game of Catan and then watch reruns of ‘Leave it to Beaver’.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

"I didn't write that you retard, someone else did.
How new are you to this? Lmfao"

Doesn't matter you are still a cringey idiot bitch who responds to nearly every post about them ITT.

Thanks for proving my point, moron.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Real Magus speaks! You know it's him because he tells what's for dinner, the game being played and what's on TV.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

You know, it's funny watching you people try to troll me. You're so obsessed with me that this is the busiest thread here.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^Yeah, the busiest thread on AE is all about what a pathetically fragile manchild you are with genuine examples proven by your posts.

Congrats on being the most trolled sperglord on AE, you must be very proud?

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

"I didn't write that you retard, someone else did.
How new are you to this? Lmfao"

Doesn't matter you are still a cringey idiot bitch who responds to nearly every post about them ITT.

Thanks for proving my point, moron.
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Anonymous Coward
3/29/2025 12:31 am GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo
Real Magus speaks! You know it's him because he tells what's for dinner, the game being played and what's on TV.

Anonymous Coward
3/29/2025 2:52 am GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo
You know, it's funny watching you people try to troll me. You're so obsessed with me that this is the busiest thread here.
smiley

Anonymous Coward
3/29/2025 9:25 am GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo
^Yeah, the busiest thread on AE is all about what a pathetically fragile manchild you are with genuine examples proven by your posts.

Congrats on being the most trolled sperglord on AE, you must be very proud?

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Keep at it Fake Magus. You make us laugh our asses off even more about the Real Magoo!

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

"It's like a seether concert in here!"

You've already made that cringey dad joke already and nobody laughed.

Maybe if you do your usual thing of repeating it endlessly someone will throw you a pity lol?

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^^ I agree. Magus is REKT so bad, he may never recover!

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"It's like a seether concert in here!"

You've already made that cringey dad joke already and nobody laughed.

Maybe if you do your usual thing of repeating it endlessly someone will throw you a pity lol?

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Oh look, an thread by Americans.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

I bet you did not know that I have the flexibility to suck my own dick!

You losers cant,well, maybe Kal can.

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RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Tell us more about how this thread that you claim is boring and yet you check in on multiple times a day doesn't bother you?

Fooling nobody but yourself, deluded dipshit!

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

I bet you did not know that I have the flexibility to suck my own dick!

You losers cant,well, maybe Kal can.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Hi Lads,

I had a nice sleep and woke up refreshed and ready to go! I was dreaming about how my epic vacation might go. I’ve been recommended by my psychiatrist to go out West to a Mental Hospital that treats the Hollywood stars. It sounds great and I am considering it.

Anyway. More on that later. The morning went extremely well, except for that scratching that continues in our attic. The boys did catch a mouse in a trap, but the scratching continues. I went up to the attic, but I got scared by a large rat up there and fell down the steps. Luckily, I did not hit my head or injure myself.

I was thinking about taking the boys kayaking like I promised, but when I went to the storage shed, I found rats nesting in them and had gnawed a hole in one. This happened last year and apparently the rat repellent does not work. But then a exceptionally large rat confronted me and was acting crazy, so I ran to the house.

The rest of the day was great and I got in a good jog. We’re having sausage with cabbage and onions for supper and then will watch reruns of‘Max Headroom’

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Tell us more about how this thread that you claim is boring and yet you check in on multiple times a day doesn't bother you?

Fooling nobody but yourself, deluded dipshit!
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No insta response from Magus so you know he's REKT and SEETHING with rage. LMAO.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Katya never posts in this thread because she knows Magus is a winner.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Katya never posts in this thread because she knows Magus is a winner.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magus won. His life's work is complete.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

That's a really odd sentence structure there Nowie, its the same as bungers with the dot dot dot.

I think we know whos been terrorizing the forum.

I think Ms Katya maybe Magoo's "fat wife"...

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

katya and Magus have a collective IQ of about 70. But even she isn't that desperate to be married to him/it.

HTH

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magus is out of her league.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

And so another weekend comes to an end and Magoo will soon return to his butt plug collection at the asylum. He will meltdown down as soon as tonight. One of his attendants looks like Disturbed, so you know it's coming.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Hi Lads,

I am remiss to say that I found a bottle of whisky I hid in the shed. I drank it all and passed out not being used to drinking. When I awoke, I was in my Anus chair having a good time enjoying the fart smell.

I was ready to start shit posting when my wife secured me and medicated me. Later I awaoke only to find I pissed the bed again. The day flew by and suddenly my wife and the boys said it was time to go back to the hospital.

I was able to post this before I was taken back.

See you next week lads.

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Sweet dreams, you know I can haunt your nightmares.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

That wasn't me, but its true. After all, my last name is the same as a horror character that does just that.

I'm thinking they got sick of him and need a break.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magoo fell off the wagon.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magdufus is in the Kal thread melting down like an ice cream cone in a blast furnace.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magdufus is in the Kal thread melting down like an ice cream cone in a blast furnace.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Jealous of the most trolled schizo on the forum?

Yes, that must be it, hey? Cope and seethe harder you ass blasted retard.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Jealous of the most trolled schizo on the forum?

Yes, that must be it, hey? Cope and seethe harder you ass blasted retard.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Anyway, I can fill the void during the week until the real Magus comes back on the weekend.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magdufus is the fake weekday one, the real one only posts on the weekend.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^ real magus was the post above upurs. The 2nd one was one who wants to be me.

Sorry you can't cope beyond making a fake magus on here, lmfao. Sorry loser.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

The person writing the stories sounds far more unhinged than anyone he/she/it could be writing about.
with how specific a lot of the wording is, i can only assume the author has actually been through a system like that, and is turning it into a "no u" diary.

Remarkable. I can't wait to see what the future holds for the poor schizz who gets assblasted by people on the internet.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^^ True, Magus has always been pwned on the internet. Then he starts raging and posting all kind of trash and even respponding to his own posts. That's how he got his ass kicked out of AE.

HTH

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Went Full Schizo
^^ True, Magus has always been pwned on the internet. Then he starts raging and posting all kind of trash and even respponding to his own posts. That's how he got his ass kicked out of AE.

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The nopeium of his copeium has left Magus triggered. He lays in the bunk in the seclusion ward waiting for the IV meds to take effect. It's the only way to get Eve's voice out of his head. He dreams of his former days as a "business man", but a paper route when he was 15 doesn't count as a business. Magus is a sad and pathetic figure, a man who sees giant aardvarks and chipmunks everywhere he looks.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^ that's terrible, but how did Magus get in this shape?

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Looks like the haters and losers are posting again. They keep trying to win but keep looking bad and sorry. Sad!

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Went Full Schizo
^^ True, Magus has always been pwned on the internet. Then he starts raging and posting all kind of trash and even respponding to his own posts. That's how he got his ass kicked out of AE.

That post wasn't even about Magus. . Reading comprehension much?

HTH

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^ that was written about the fake LG, but if you can relate to that and wanna "no, u" it up, it's what you do best.
Btw, no-one listens to HTH.

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Btw, no-one listens to HTH.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

If Magus was a transformer he'd be Copetimus Prime. Watching him try to turn this thread around by defending himself with anon spamming is obvious and very cringey but let him think he's winning, it's funny to watch him schiz out.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^ I'm pretty sure noone was defending him. Just noticing that there is a schizo in here 10x worse. (You).

Don't go schizzing out on us now...

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Finally the IV drip took effect and the schizo from Wisconsin calmed down. A few more days in the cooler and he should be able to return to general population. Magus just needs to forget about Eve and Vicious etc.

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^ it's hilarious how much he triggers you

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Who?

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Who?

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magus will be home in about 48 hours. He looks forward to sitting in the Anus Chair and playing Uno all night.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magus will be home in about 48 hours. He looks forward to sitting in the Anus Chair and playing Uno all night.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Nyet!

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magus sure is winning in this thread!

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^^He'll be glad to know that when he comes here on his weekend pass!

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

My sources tell me that he had a severe meltdown at breakfast today. He looked into his bowl of Cheerios and saw the face of Jami Lynn staring back at him. He slammed the bowl against the wall and started cursing the man in the wooden shoes. People around him didn't see anybody matching the description. His hallucinations are getting worse.

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If you people don't stop picking on Magus I'm going to shart in my jorts!

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

If you people don't stop picking on Magus I'm going to shart in my jorts!

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

It's Magus Day! I'm going to shart in my jorts I'm so excited!

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magoo we summon you!
Magoo we summon you!

Tis time to take the carrot out of your butt and pack your bags.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

What time does Katya get out of the nut house?

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

It's almost time.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Time for the CC schizo to pretend to be me.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^^an example of a true schizo. Does not even know who he is.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

He's late, it's almost 8:00pm in Wisconsin.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

He knows TA is waiting for him on the porch. He ain't coming because he's scared.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Maybe the severe weather knocked out his Internet.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

I bet he didn't get out.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

The Anus Chair began to speak: Magus the skinwalkers are here for you. They plan to take you to their planet. Magus ran out in the rain and hid down by the river. Being afraid of being abducted by aliens he knew he had to hide from beings who can see it in the dark and can see heat.
Just then he noticed a bright light from up in the air. It was a very bright light shining from under a disc shaped craft about 200 yards wide. He began to float upward into the craft, screaming to be let go.


Finally he was inside the UFO and face to face with them. They all had huge eyes and they communicated with brain waves. One was wearing wooden shoes who kept saying "Donate Me!" Magus looked around and realized he saw Eve and all the other people who torment him. He woke up screaming and realized he was in his bunk at the asylum. He had left a lamp on above the bed which prompted the weird nightmare. He rolled over and tried to go to sleep, but he heard the voice of Jami Lynn say "good night" which triggered a towering rage in him.

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^^^^^ Cool story bro.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

It's 5:00 am and no word from Magus. Maybe the Mamsquatch...nah, nevermind.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Good Morning Lads,

Yesterday we had a family dinner at my boomer parents house. We went directly from the hospital to their home. We stayed a long time and did not get home until late. I went straight to bed. Will write more later.

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^ The real Magus!

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Hi Lads,

Catching up from yesterday, I had a rather normal week at the hospital, with only one meltdown. Well, it looks like I will be staying in this VA hospital and not be going to the fancy mental health hospital out West. It seems that the VA hospitals had funding cut by Trump and veterans can longer seek help outside of the VA system and have expenses covered. That caused me to have a meltdown, receive sedation and put into seclusion.

On the drive home from my parents last night, I smelled something that smelled like BOG and when I turned and looked at my wife, it was BOG instead!!! I wanted to jump out of the car. I rolled down the window and the smell went away and then my wife looked like my wife. That’s when I fell asleep.

Today, an Amazon driver was leaving after delivering a package. I went to thank him and he turned to me and said, ‘I know you; do you know me?’ I responded ‘no’. He said ‘I’m CC Schizo’ and laughed. I melted down and my wife had to give me a med and have the boys help me into the house. I was better after that.

Tonight, we’re having ham and salami sandwiches with Provolone cheese. Then we’ll play a game of Yahtzee and then binge watch ‘Dexter’.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

No Magus, BOG would never be your wife. Your inch worm is too small.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Hi Lads,

I had a good night’s sleep again. After getting out of bed I went out for a jog being that weather was great. I jogged a bit farther than I usually do since I have not done it for a while. I was stopped to have a drink of water when another jogger stopped by me. I welcomed him and asked his name. He said ‘CC schizo’, laughed wickedly and resumed jogging. I had a meltdown and so messaged my wife on my smartphone and she came to get me and give me a med.

The rest of the day went well until I started to me the putrid smell of BOG. She really needs to wash down there. Then my wife passed by and the BOG smell went away. I went out on the porch and stood there looking at the sunrise. Then, I smelled my Anus chair giving off flatulence, so I went inside.

The rest of the day went on without any foul smells. We had a great lunch and then a nice dinner of grilled beans and burgers. I’m headed back soon the hospital. See you next weekend Lads!

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

The fake LG is melting down worse than the original.
You can always tell by the tone of voice the heat level of butthurt'ness

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

This thread is a bonus because you have two meltdowns:
Remembering the original LG meltdown, and the meltdowns the fake LG has been having for 5 years now? Lmfao

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^^Yawn....The Fake Magus trying to make hay again.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

LG ? Who or what is it?

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magoo's meltdowns, like the demons that inhabit his noggin, are LEGION.

The power of shitposting compels his meltdowns. He couldn't stop if he wanted to.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

I laugh at the people obsessed with me. You should get a life.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

One like yours spending 5 days a week in a mental institution?

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Not true.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

You're not obsessed, but 90% of the posts here are about me.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magoo's meltdowns, like the demons that inhabit his noggin, are LEGION.

The power of shitposting compels his meltdowns. He couldn't stop if he wanted to.
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Anonymous Coward
4/8/2025 2:53 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo
I laugh at the people obsessed with me. You should get a life.

Anonymous Coward
4/8/2025 4:11 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo
One like yours spending 5 days a week in a mental institution?
smiley

Anonymous Coward
4/8/2025 4:17 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo
Not true.
smiley

Anonymous Coward
4/8/2025 4:24 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo
You're not obsessed, but 90% of the posts here are about me.
smiley

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^another faker obsessed with me.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Fake Mguses posting while the real one is in an insane asylum. They are the ones who need to get a life or end up like the real Magus.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^ noob

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

It is

n00b

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^ "no u"

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Will the real Magus please stand up.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Will the real Magus please stand up.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

The Real Magus may be showing up later on today if given a weekend pass.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Larp obsession is very cringe.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Nothing like letting someone know they've got under your skin, than starting a cringe thread like this.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magus it's time to cope and seeth.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

He's late.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Hi Lads,

I had a great week at the hospital and had zero meltdowns. In fact, I slept great every night while dreaming about BOG. I dreamed that BOG fought off Jami Lynn who was trying to abduct me and take me to New Mexico. BOG and I then went to a bar and got shit-faced drunk.

The weather is still pleasant for outdoor activities and so am planning to jog the next 2 morins as they do not permit me to while in the hospital. They are afraid I’ll run away. During the drive home, I thought I saw Eve selling baked goods on the side of the road. As we passed her, our eyes connected and I am sure it was her.

When we finally arrived home, the boys came running out holding a dead rat they caught in the attic. Hopefully there will be no more scratching in the attic. The youngest asked me if we could have the rat stuffed as a trophy. I told him ‘maybe, as a birthday gift’. As I walked pat the Anus chair still on the porch, I could hear it give off a long fart and then I smelled it. I thought to myself ‘damn you Jami Lynn and backatya!’.

Tonight we are grilling burgers outside and will pair them with fries and coleslaw. No games tonight and will instead binge watch reruns of ‘Leverage’.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magus had forgotten about the fireplace incident, so when he lit the grill to cook the hamburgers he became mesmerized by the flickering flames. Soon he saw TA's face looking back at him from the burning charcoal. Magus began crying like a baby until his wife calmed him down.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Imagine having nothing better to do on Friday Night than posting a larp on a forum. Cope more.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^^That's the real for you!

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Hi Lads,

We had a great day kayaking on the river today. We got home, ate some great raosted chicken and am getting ready to kick back and watch some reruns of 'X Files'. Will report more tomorrow.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

At least he made it back!

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magus in a kayak? That sounds like a bad idea. He might imagine a duck looking like Eve and flip over.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magus please don't melt down when you see the skinwalkers in the car behind you on your way back to the asylum. They're just following you.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magoo's asshole is the size of a canoe due to this thread.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Constant plugging with his toys did that. He can't deny this fact.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Hi Lads,

We had a great time kayaking as I mentioned yesterday. However, I did think I saw several ne’er-do-wells on the river banks. The first one was Disturd, then a short way down was Vicious. There was a nice break before Eve and Jami Lynn appeared. We were moving fast enough so all contact with them was avoided.

After breakfast today I went for a jog. Damned if I didn’t run into Disturd again on the way, but he was not able to keep up in his wooden shoes. I returned home without further incidents. However, when I was coming back into the house, my Anus chair swiveled around and emitted a huge fart that made me gag.

In the afternoon I dozed off and dreamed about BOG, except this time she had a machete and was trying to castrate me. Out of nowhere, Eve appeared with another machete and said she was going to turn me into a woman by operating on my penis and turning it into a vagina. She said that Disturd was going to pimp me out. I woke up in a sweat and took a med.

Tonight we’re having BBQ brisket, then I’m back to the hospital. See you next week lads!

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Worst rendition of me ever.

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And so the mad man from Madison returned to his room at the asylum. He was still nervous about the threat of having his unit chopped off, so he laid there in the bed with a magnifying glass looking at it until...


Somehow he was transported home on a cold snowy Sunday Night. He went in and sat down at the kitchen table but he soon realized there was a giant chipmunk in the Anus Chair next to him. He asked the chipmunk why it was there, but the critter did not respond. Suddenly the face of the chipmunk looked like TA! She was waving a meat cleaver around, so Magus started running. He looked back and saw D, TA, and many other people chasing him. Just as they caught him he woke up to see the nurse shaking him to wake him from the nightmare.

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More brain dead than the poop thread.

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Worst rendition of me ever.

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Magus is the poster boy for the mentally ill.

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^^ No SHIT!

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I always kind a wondered why this thread never had page number and just went on forever. When he gets on and clicks page 13 and sees nothing, he's going to freaking flip. I say leave it that way. Maybe the stupid larp will come to an end.

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This person wanted me to say this, and because I didn't say or think this, it caused this poster massive brain hemorrhaging and a shattered reality.

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Magus is the poster boy for the mentally ill.
smiley

Anonymous Coward
4/15/2025 12:19 am GMT

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^^ No SHIT!
smiley

Anonymous Coward
4/15/2025 9:25 am GMT

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I always kind a wondered why this thread never had page number and just went on forever. When he gets on and clicks page 13 and sees nothing, he's going to freaking flip. I say leave it that way. Maybe the stupid larp will come to an end.

Groknak teh barbarian
4/15/2025 10:11 am GMT

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This person wanted me to say this, and because I didn't say or think this, it caused this poster massive brain hemorrhaging and a shattered reality.


Hahaha looks like lil Maggy Potter is casting spells on people who hurt his feelings again? It seems the larpers are unaware of the Magus lore? Yep, he actually thinks he's a wizard and can cause d6+1 damage to his enemies and can detect treasure.

Poor man let never grew up due to being a spoiled failson babby.

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Uh-oh looks like the seether failsquad is back to cry more, hahaha.

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Wow! Fagus is really melting down bigly today.

I wonder what activated his almonds?

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Indeed you are. Every single day.

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Pretty much every post Magus makes is a No U or some form of deluded projection so obviously he can't understand people parodying his retarded posts.

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Magus was born full schizo.

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Pretty much every post Magus makes is a No U or some form of deluded projection so obviously he can't understand people parodying his retarded posts.

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^^Sounds like Isaac is this Fake Magoo.

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You guys are really obsessed with me for some reason. Did I hurt your feels that much? LMAO!

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You guys are really obsessed with me for some reason. Did I hurt your feels that much? LMAO!

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Triggered ^

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I hurt your feels!

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Let's see if I can break it down into terms simplistic enough for you to understand?

You used to troll beans. Was that because he "hurt your feels" (you spost like a cringey zoomer on 4chan BTW) or because he was a deluded shitstomping sperglord who thought he was an elite poster?

Now if your narcissism will allow, try and apply that same logic to why people troll you.

I hope this helps on your journey towards basic forum cognisance?

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^^ Nothing like larp posting, eh?

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magus, shut the fuck up and go away. At this point the jerk that refers to us as "lads" and posts about psychotic squirrels and what his wife is cooking for dinner is a bit more exciting and sane than you acting like an STD.

~ta~

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Well, thank you for the psychoanalysis. I didn't even pay you, but you did it anyway.

Think about yourself for one second: Why did you feel the need to analyze another person's thoughts or life (which you don't know, just throwing that out there).

Like, do you think you're actually better than other people, and don't enjoy others' company with all of the weird crap that people talk to about here and about themselves?

You aren't special, and no-one is innocent. although, i will have to admit, that doing really fun and cool stuff like, for example what i did in life.

after earning my diploma (that negates like 90% of you here) i went to the navy and then college. i had to earn my stripes! and i bought a lot of land and wasn't happy being 2nd place so i made my own company, such is the American way. and yes, i do have my quirks and cringey dad stuff and things like that. i have also been through some rough times like when my brother died and my when my youngest teenage boy had to move hours away from me. dads know this feel.

anyway, it just seems like, you're all jealous losers. think about that deep down and know it's the truth. why don't you do something with your life?

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The anus is triggered again!

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Poor Magoo. Wait until he gets out this weekend on pass and finds out how many fake Magus's are posting as him.

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^ "poor magoo".

Oh boy, here we go with the retard again...

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So many fakes. The real Magus might be here tomorrow.

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^ retard alert!

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Pretending to be Magus is retarded.

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Magus was jealous and threatened by beans of all people.

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Magus life would be much better if he had knee pads.

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The stupid in this thread is off the charts. I hurt your feels so bad you actually need a larp to cope. It must be great having no life, spending Friday Night larping away as 10 different people.

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^ Schizo.

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Today is the day! Magus will be here and the frauds will be exposed.