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Magoo! We Summon You!

Babadook
Oct 17, 2026, 4:43 pm EDT


Magoo! We Summon You!

I am Babadook. I hereby summon Magus the Mad! Update us on what you have been doing since the site went down. Oh yeah, Jami Lynn says "Hi".

Anonymous Coward
Oct 17, 2026, 9:30 pm EDT


RE: Magoo! We Summon You!

He was shipped to Canada for the maid service last year ,

Anonymous Coward
Oct 17, 2026, 11:42 pm EDT


RE: Magoo! We Summon You!

I wonder if he had a meltdown over AE coming back and they kept him this weekend?

Anonymous Coward
Oct 19, 2026, 9:35 pm EDT


RE: Magoo! We Summon You!

Bump

Anonymous Coward
Oct 21, 2026, 9:44 pm EDT


RE: Magoo! We Summon You!

I sure hope we hear from Magus. I heard he was staring into a bowl of potato soup and he imagined the face of TA appearing. He slammed the bowl against a wall and started screaming. He had to be sedated.

Anonymous Coward
Oct 22, 2026, 6:35 pm EDT


RE: Magoo! We Summon You!

One more day.

Babadook
Oct 23, 2026, 10:27 am EDT


RE: Magoo! We Summon You!

Magoo we summon you!
Magoo we summon you!
It's Dia Del Magoo!

Anonymous Coward
Oct 23, 2026, 10:28 am EDT


RE: Magoo! We Summon You!

Perhaps TA will roust him from his slumber.

Forum Retorter
Oct 23, 2026, 7:16 pm EDT


RE: Magoo! We Summon You!

Friday night in Wisconsin is Magus Night! He got home awhile ago and came up on the porch. He saw a witch seated on a chair on the porch and nearly fainted, finally his wife calmed him down by explaining the Halloween decorations. He went inside and turned on the tv to watch the news. He soon imagined the reporter was telling about a horde of giant groundhogs chasing Magus around his neighborhood. Then he imagined the reporter was Jami Lynn in disguise. His wife had to give him a med.

Anonymous Coward
Oct 30, 2026, 3:14 am EDT


RE: Magoo! We Summon You!

It's Friday again

Anonymous Coward
Oct 30, 2026, 4:51 am EDT


RE: Magoo! We Summon You!

He's dead

Anonymous Coward
Oct 30, 2026, 5:12 pm EDT


RE: Magoo! We Summon You!

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Not true, my sources tell me he got home this afternoon on a weekend pass. He thought Jami Lynn had trapped him on the porch but it was just a witch decoration for Halloween. He then went in the house to have some soup, then he took a nap. That's when the fun started. He dreamed he heard wooden shoes stomping up on the porch then a a knock on the door. He opened the door to discover this strange looking man dressed up like Abe Lincoln, except he was much shorter.

"I am Disturbed, leader of the interwebs, you must donate, for if I do not receive 100 guilders from you this day I shall hex you with a legion of giant groundhogs!"


Apparently he woke up and started screaming something that was supposed to sound like Dutch.

Nowie
Oct 30, 2026, 5:18 pm EDT


RE: Magoo! We Summon You!


Not true, my sources tell me he got home this afternoon on a weekend pass. He thought Jami Lynn had trapped him on the porch but it was just a witch decoration for Halloween. He then went in the house to have some soup, then he took a nap. That's when the fun started. He dreamed he heard wooden shoes stomping up on the porch then a a knock on the door. He opened the door to discover this strange looking man dressed up like Abe Lincoln, except he was much shorter.

"I am Disturbed, leader of the interwebs, you must donate, for if I do not receive 100 guilders from you this day I shall hex you with a legion of giant groundhogs!"


Apparently he woke up and started screaming something that was supposed to sound like Dutch.


Lulz... Poor Magoo!