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Kal's Jorts

Too Short Oct 17, 2026, 10:09 am EDT	Kal's Jorts Very very short
Anonymous Coward Oct 17, 2026, 1:49 pm EDT	RE: Kal's Jorts Some men look good with a mullet.
Anonymous Coward Oct 17, 2026, 4:54 pm EDT	RE: Kal's Jorts Some men look good with a mullet. Jolly ^
Short Shorts Oct 17, 2026, 11:17 pm EDT	RE: Kal's Jorts Kal's jorts are so short He can pole dance on a candy cane
Wrangler limited edition Oct 18, 2026, 11:12 am EDT	RE: Kal's Jorts Custom made!
Carboon no Scrubs Oct 18, 2026, 12:34 pm EDT	RE: Kal's Jorts I don't want no scrub Parking another man's tractor round the outside of the flea market. Nuh uh No scrubs here dear!
Anonymous Coward Oct 22, 2026, 10:07 pm EDT	RE: Kal's Jorts Who is Kal?
Anonymous Coward Oct 23, 2026, 10:29 am EDT	RE: Kal's Jorts Who is Kal? King of the interwebs, the greatest man alive. He who wears jorts even in the coldest weather of the decade. He is Kal.
Elaine Oct 23, 2026, 1:18 pm EDT	RE: Kal's Jorts Urban dictionary jort
Friday night Kal on prowl Oct 23, 2026, 10:37 pm EDT	RE: Kal's Jorts Fri Yay It's a great night to show off my new Marlboro patched jorts. Dangnabbit barbed wire from the back 40 at my mom's neighbors fishing hole fixed. I'm a handy hee hawin man ladies. Got my Brute cologne on, bees not a risk to sting ya wearing the good old boy fumes this time of year. Going to toss some darts and horseshoes at the bar tonight. Finished the last of my Bud Light from moms stash so bout ready to hitchhike a ride.
Anonymous Coward Oct 23, 2026, 11:02 pm EDT	RE: Kal's Jorts I like a man who reeks of A-1.
Kal Oct 30, 2026, 9:09 pm EDT	RE: Kal's Jorts So for tomorrow's Halloween party I decided to sport my bright green silky jorts. That's right, I'm my costume is Robin, the ultimate side kick. The old school real version. Holy hole in a doughnut!
Anonymous Coward Oct 30, 2026, 9:13 pm EDT	RE: Kal's Jorts Dude, why are you wearing jorts? You look like a douche. jort by Quincy Morris March 14, 2008
Ghost of Beans Oct 30, 2026, 10:18 pm EDT	RE: Kal's Jorts Beneath kal's neckbeard is a tattoo....of a beard.

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