Last Post Wins

No winners last time due to AE meltdown.

So we start again!

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shirley you jest

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Sleep with eye open done posting.

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never say never

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I'ma gunna win!

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the caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity

~george carlin

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If I knew it was gonna be that kind of party.

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you know the drill

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" I LOST MY SHEEP!"

(posted laaaaaaahst)

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"Ah found ma THRILL.. in hampton heath loo hill"

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^ I wish to apologize for this SOCIAL FORUM FRAUD!
posting as myself.

I must now formally state, to all the members of this forum
that this poster is a CAD , a LOUT and a SELF LOATHING CONFIDENCE TRICKSTER.
A LOWLY REPROBATE who, if he had any class, any integrity at all, would leave this forum and dig a hole under the largest rock

Never

to return here

FOREVER!

Thank you.

The REAL Jolly.

(Posting last.)

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Alo alo alo.
Whoi dant ya go gettin ya nethers inna twist ova those two jokahs. Oim the REAL Jolly I is. A regula cockney
And oi uses it too I does
Theya. Up theya on the heath.
In tha little green buuiwdin there.
Calls it the blew loo we does

Ya sees oim a Brit. And well.. we talks a little funny we does. Penny for a farthing those two jokahs are some kina yanks, pullin yor chains they is.
Theys praksters all right, regular charlitains.
Dant ya goes a givin ya knickas away fer a andfull a coppahs an a roit frienly slap on yer arse , theys aint the REAL Jolly.

I is!

Postin last Oi is too I is!

Oi reckon.

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I never heard a cockney say, "I is". You can do better.

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Woi Oi.. oi otta gives ye the back o me and!

OI is too a cokney oi is!
Oi gots the cock ta prove it.
GET OUTTAVE IT.

Oi comes roit outta Livapool. Born an raised.
Me an Poul Mcahtney.
Ya didn know that my girl?

Wellllll. IT BE TRUE! IT IS.

That's roight Oim a Liverpudlian!
Prad av it too.
Oi feeds tha bihds, tuppence a bag it is.
Ya dint know tha
di ya luv, DI YA?
BLIMEY.

POSTIN LAST I IS I IS.

SOMUN CALLED A COPPER

(sound of constable blowin his whistle. Scamperin footsteps echo down the Ripper's own alley.
In Mayfair!)

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(If his cock hangs down to his knee..



He's real.)

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High tea in Jollie's Aunt's parlour

5 am.

More tea dear?
Thank you.
The tray cart is wheeled over
(creakily)

Everything smells.. musty.
And a little
Dank.

Cucumber sandwich?
Well.. what do you put in them?
Cucumber.
Paste.
It comes in a tin.
Well yes then.

Time passes...

More tea dear?
Yes please.
One lump or two?
TWO!
I remembered..

Seed cake?
Please Dear.
Oh by the way...
The Vicar sends his regrets.
His sherry problem. you know?
More tea?

2am.
Gong sounds for supper.
"Supper me lady"
Tonite we have cold tongue.

And kippers!

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in the words of marcel marceau:

" "

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I can't believe it's been almost 15 years since I was in London. I had such fun there.

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A group of penguins in the water is called a raft but on land they’re called a waddle.

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In all seriousness all things English/Irish/Welsh/.. are simply fascinating.
One can never get enough of their incredibly diverse culture.

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You know,

Land based empires , based on trade, Make Sense.
Rome made sense.
Middle Eastern trading cultures ..
They just sit there, trade passes thru, they grow fat and rich fluorish and die of corruption, that's understandable.
But the Brit empire, a little island made up of a hodgepodge of fragmented cultures, in all their individual ethnic and cultural diversities, then dominates a quarter of the world through sea based shipping trade and the burgeoning infantile advances of industrial revolution technologies...
That is unique.

It is an incredibly unique historical anomaly.

Well worth the study.

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wait one minute there pard. What about the Phonecians? They dominated sea trade

what about Japan then? Huh? They were an island sea trader

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Professor Aronax addresses a 23rd century world governing council..

"Ladies and Gentlemen.
Let us all agree that man originated on land, some say trees, some gardens..
But NO ONE can reasonably suggest

Man originated in the oceans.

NO MAN has gills
NO MAN has flippers.

No, man originated on LAND.
On his own TWO FEET.

That said, We propose, that oceans ARE THE ENEMY OF MAN.

THEY MUST THEREFORE BE ELIMINATED, replaced by land, and land will be UNIVERSAL.

No longer will water separate man, nor create isolated islands.

All men will be united.

Not to be separated by water.

WATER

Mankind's

ENEMY!"

(the courtroom erupts in chaos abd thunderous applause!)

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makes me thirsty ...

... to post last

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*Wakes up, looks out window and sees the militia passing out as masks.

The vile and insidious Derpturd’s buggery party is still going on and the smell of poopy ass is wafting into town and when combined with the smell of dead “used” fish that Sweat has been launching into town from her heinous cooter, the smell is almost unbearable.

Pee Amore, Oldwhatshisproblem and Beanz have re-supplied the buggery party-goers with “Dutchboy peppermint” anal lubricant to keep the party going at breakneck speed and have taken the lead with a menage au trois in the middle of a bunch of minions doing the chicken dance.

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow, Shagging Sheep and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke glory hole tag-team duo, along with Strange Sandy have been tooling around the county offering half price glory hole service for the first week of the New Year, while Courtfool and Your Moron are doing the same for the residents of the retirement home.

Sweat is smiling ear-to-ear because she has managed to launch scored of “used” dead fish into town from her heinous cooter and stink it up real good and there are rumors that she is planning to launch “rounders” into town from her nasty bunghole later this evening.*

Off to get a gas mask from the militia, then will assist in removing dead “used” fish strewn about the town.

Posting last.

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(QUIET PLEASE!)
please continue.
Professor, Just HOW do you propose to drain the world's oceans and return 2/3 of captive non productive land to to those who cannot swim or chose not to?

Today, we , our commitee of deadicated scientists , have submitted plans to install beneficial fusion energy hydro rigs to DE LIQUIFY the planet.


These benevolent structures will provide good clean energy , that we will share with other solar system partners , that co partner with us to deliquify and reclaim forgotten landmasses

now being held hostage.

Liquid .. evil



Hydro bodies.. good

It is that

simple.

(There, posting last, professor Aronax outlined his agencie's global plan to reclaim lands long thought lost now needed for the teeming burgeoning 562 plus billion productive citizens.

Back to you,

Chet)

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Sweat is smiling ear-to-ear because she has managed to launch scored of “used” dead fish into town from her heinous cooter and stink it up real good and there are rumors that she is planning to launch “rounders” into town from her nasty bunghole later this evening.*

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KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK.

The simole door resounded with the fiercly unrelenting blows.
"Is there anyone home? I need assistance!"
A light flickered on in the turret window above, and slippered shoes padded the stairs , the latch thrown a dark sillouette filled the doorframe of the simple Whitehall cottage.
"I need a phone. There's been an accident. My Broom overturned in the storm.
" May I come in", the dark stranger entered, not waiting for her reply.
"Why certainly dear, come in by the fire and warm yourself"
She said helping him with his dripping wet overcoat.
"Would you care for some tea"? She called not waiting his reply.
Soon she emerged from the simple kitchen pushing a creeky tea cart.
"Light or dark dear?" She asked as she poured out the tea.
"And here ,have a sandwhich. Cucumber or salmon paste?"
He greedily ate both, for he was ravenous.
He had been very busy that night. Indeed he had.
Time passed, the clock struck, he stealthily reached in the inner pocket of his still dripping overcoat.
He fingered a small leather case, caressing it's contents.
Removing an ever so sharp scalpel, he waited for her return, she would be his third tonite.
And then.. a very sharp pain. And convulsion.
Collapsing to the floor he struggled to soeak, but could not.
She was hazy now, lights danced on her features.
She sighed and giggled softly speaking kindly as he passed..

"Why dear. I'm afraid my sandwich paste has turned!"

Whistles blared in the alley as Jack the Ripper..

passed on...



to hell.

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and now over to the sports desk ...

here's a partial score from the premier league

liverpool 3

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YAY! Corny started a ne last post thread. I wonder who he'll choose as the winner. It's has not been the "last poster" in the past.

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meanwhile …

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Looks like the 2nd page is broken. I will fix it in a bit. I need coffee.

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Yes good for him!

Anything goes, within reason

(posting last)

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flying blind
posting last

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Test to see if a page 2 will appear.

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it's still fucked. but i feel like shit today so I'll take another look atit tomorrow.

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it's still fucked. but i feel like shit today so I'll take another look at it tomorrow.

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1 page
2 pages
no pages

i'll still post last

ps get well elaine

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Scroll on you crazy Diamonds
Come on you wankers for faraway laughter,
Come on you poster, you anon, you asshat, and shine!

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FINALLY Jolly responds.

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We can butt hope that silly farcical nonsense returns and carries the thematic banter-banner of this particular reiteritive incarnation

of Alien-Earth forum.

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I can only agree.

This is a rare time, in recent memory

When it is perfectly acceptable

To be

Utterly..



Silly.

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Sweat is smiling ear-to-ear because she has managed to launch scored of “used” dead fish into town from her heinous cooter and stink it up real good and there are rumors that she is planning to launch “rounders” into town from her nasty bunghole later this evening.*

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Loons have 4 different calls: wail, yodeling, tremulous, and hoots.

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If your gay post under me

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Here I am!!!!

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>The Son of Man is a 1964 painting by the Belgian surrealist painter René Magritte.

The painting consists of a man in an overcoat and a bowler hat standing in front of a low wall, beyond which are the sea and a cloudy sky. The man's face is largely obscured by a hovering green apple.

About the painting, Magritte said:

"Everything we see hides another thing, we always want to see what is hidden by what we see. There is an interest in that which is hidden and which the visible does not show us."<

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Son_of_Man

symbolistic white walls - matthew good band

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5f4Na2xTgU

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I'm Gay!

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all along the watchtower - jimi hendrix experience

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rknNyRWZXS0

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*Wakes up, looks out window and sees a hilarious site.

The vile and insidious Derpturd’s buggery party has finally ended and there is a line on Derpturd’s minions, led by Derpturd himself, walking very funny and rubbing their bums back to Derpturd’s place more than likely taking a break before resuming their buggery in his basement.

Pee Amore, Oldwhatshisproblem and Silvertongue are believed to be in the sewer still engaging in buggery in order to use up their supply of “Dutchboy Peppermint” anal lubricant so that they can resume concocting a new anal lubricant for the Mardi Gras season.

Entropoop, Freeblow, Shagging Sheep and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke glory hole tag-team duo, along with Strange Sandy, Courtfool, Your Moron and Mother Marie have announced that they have set a record for the number of customers that they serviced at their glory holes during this Holiday Season.

Sweat remains in the town square moaning and groaning as she “uses” up her remaining dead fish for sexual satisfaction before launching, what is hoped to be, the final volley of “rounders” at the Town Hall from her nasty bunghole before being return to Derpturd’s place.*

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apocalastpost now

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The vile and insidious Derpturd’s buggery party has finally ended and there is a line on Derpturd’s minions, led by Derpturd himself, walking very funny and rubbing their bums back to Derpturd’s place more than likely taking a break before resuming their buggery in his basement.

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and still

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Heman is a closeted mummy!

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random last post

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Bung Bung is not allowed to be a last poster.

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okay

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*Wakes up, looks out window and sees a hilarious site.

The vile and insidious Derpturd’s buggery party has finally ended and there is a line on Derpturd’s minions, led by Derpturd himself, walking very funny and rubbing their bums back to Derpturd’s place more than likely taking a break before resuming their buggery in his basement.

Pee Amore, Oldwhatshisproblem and Silvertongue are believed to be in the sewer still engaging in buggery in order to use up their supply of “Dutchboy Peppermint” anal lubricant so that they can resume concocting a new anal lubricant for the Mardi Gras season.

Entropoop, Freeblow, Shagging Sheep and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke glory hole tag-team duo, along with Strange Sandy, Courtfool, Your Moron and Mother Marie have announced that they have set a record for the number of customers that they serviced at their glory holes during this Holiday Season.

Sweat remains in the town square moaning and groaning as she “uses” up her remaining dead fish for sexual satisfaction before launching, what is hoped to be, the final volley of “rounders” at the Town Hall from her nasty bunghole before being return to Derpturd’s place.*

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random alien abdu

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*Wakes up, looks out of the window from my mom's basement and sees a disturbing sight."

The glory hole porta potty that I was supposed to be manning has fallen over due the high winds that the storm has brought.

"I can't write any more stories about rounders without fresh material!" I lamented, as the source of all of my ideas come spilling out all over from the tipped over porta potty.

I find an old sears catalog to fill out a form and send it in for a new porta potty for me. I would have ordered it online but I'm too retarded to understand how online form submissions and bung timers work, so I got frustrated and yelled at my mom upstairs to heat me up some hot pockets so I can binge eat. Hey, if it works for coolhand Luke, it'll work for me.

Tonight for dinner is "blah blah blah", followed by some more "blah blah".

Posting last

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The Ides of March is the day on the Roman calendar marked as the Idus, roughly the midpoint of a month, of Martius, corresponding to 15 March on the Gregorian calendar. It was marked by several major religious observances. In 44 BC, it became notorious as the date of the assassination of Julius Caesar, which made the Ides of March a turning point in Roman history.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ides_of_March

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*Wakes up, looks out of the window from my mom's basement and sees a disturbing sight."

The glory hole porta potty that I was supposed to be manning has fallen over due the high winds that the storm has brought.

"I can't write any more stories about rounders without fresh material!" I lamented, as the source of all of my ideas come spilling out all over from the tipped over porta potty.

I find an old sears catalog to fill out a form and send it in for a new porta potty for me. I would have ordered it online but I'm too retarded to understand how online form submissions and bung timers work, so I got frustrated and yelled at my mom upstairs to heat me up some hot pockets so I can binge eat. Hey, if it works for coolhand Luke, it'll work for me.

Tonight for dinner is "blah blah blah", followed by some more "blah blah".

Posting last"


LMFAO. Looks like Magus is triggered into posting walls of seething cringe and cope again?

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^ woohoo we have a triggered cc schizo lover here!

Seethe and cope more, fatty.

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the key to posting last is

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*Wakes up, looks out of the window from my mom's basement and sees a truck pull up to the house.

The cc schizo's new porta potty has arrived from Sears. I can see the truck driver struggling to unload it while the schizo's unfortunate stature prevents him from helping.

"Thank God I'm an invalid" he thinks to himself. He was too tired from climbing up the basement stairs.

He immediately went to work on the glory hole conversation. Struggling with the cordless drill, much how the ape sees the monolith, is too perplexed by the controls to make it work. His mom just came home from work, maybe she can help him.

"Time to break it in!" He says out loud to himself. As he examines his fresh rounder, he is very satisfied. Not just at the sight of his bowel movement, or how comfortable the seat was, or even the smell that he loves! No, he was satisfied because now he has enough fresh material to make new posts on AE.

Tonight for dinner is "blah blah blah", followed by some more "blah blah".

Posting last"

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we will serve no last post before its time

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Will there be a weekend cc schizo story? I think that last one #REKT the schizo pretty bad. it's been silent for a long time.

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good to the last post

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*Wakes up, looks out window and sees a hilarious site.

The vile and insidious Derpturd’s buggery party has finally ended and there is a line on Derpturd’s minions, led by Derpturd himself, walking very funny and rubbing their bums back to Derpturd’s place more than likely taking a break before resuming their buggery in his basement.

Pee Amore, Oldwhatshisproblem and Beanz are believed to be in the sewer still engaging in buggery in order to use up their supply of “Dutchboy Peppermint” anal lubricant so that they can resume concocting a new anal lubricant for the Mardi Gras season.

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow, Shagging Sheep and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke glory hole tag-team duo, along with Strange sandy, Courtfool, Your Moron and Mother Marie have announced that they have set a record for the number of customers that they serviced at their glory holes during this Holiday Season.

Sweat remains in the town square moaning and groaning as she “uses” up her remaining dead fish for sexual satisfaction before launching, what is hoped to be, the final volley of “rounders” at the Town Hall from her nasty bunghole before being return to Derpturd’s place.*

Off to work, the will attend a militia meeting to prepare to cleanup the town of dead “used” fish and “rounders”.

Posting last.

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tsop tsal cixelsyd

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Sweat remains in the town square moaning and groaning as she “uses” up her remaining dead fish for sexual satisfaction before launching, what is hoped to be, the final volley of “rounders” at the Town Hall from her nasty bunghole before being return to Derpturd’s place.*

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random word:

prosecute

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Is there anything hornier than watching your fast food delivery progress online?

I am f*cking raging hard!!

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the last post is the deepest

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I went deeper in yer mum.

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XII

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Imagine

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last post ... no foolin'

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They key is consistency!

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and now for something completely the same …

… last post