I Own The Company Now

Yup yup.

Actually I've had it for a couple of years now but I'm thinking of renaming it something funny.

Let's hear 'em

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Magus's anus chair emporium comes to mind

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Who gives a fuck?

LOSER.

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^ U do! Or you wouldn't have replied, non business owner.
I was stuck as Vice President for over 10 years. Now I OWN

Who's the loser now? You are

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Magoo's Micros. Computers and homemade buttplug store for the discerning manlet.

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Shut up Kal, u will not steal my thunder you Kentucky manlet.

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I think the Moyle bit off the best part of Magus? Oy vey at this putz, this meshuga!

How many years did he suck his Dad's dick before the old coot went retarded and retired so Alex can play big boy? You inherited everything you own you Nepo douchebag hahahaha.

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^ crying about owning nothing

Hahahahahahahahahhahahah

Infinite jealousy

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Imagine thinking that inheriting a family business makes you a businessman?

Magoo will never recover from the epic openings he has received here on AE which is why the poor dumb cuck keeps coming back for more.

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Kal, I have a few trash cans that need emptying.
According to your resume: I don't think that "slam poetry", "basket weaving" or being an "anal connesieur" quite match what i had in mind for a technician.
Sorry bud.

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MGTOW Magoo's "epic openings" my asshole bigger than a canoe or your money back.

3/5 brown stars on Trust Pilot from 5 reviews.

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^ See this is exactly what I mean about not being interested in anal connesieurs

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Magus displaying his inflamed asshole on the board is a forum tradition.

He can't stay away, he loves being humiliated by his betters, it really gets his peepee hard. Unlike his fat wife. Hahahaha.

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Lmao you are still relentlessly dunked on by the lowest of the low beta trolls here like Domains and Nowie you fuckin clownshoe.

Honk Honk!

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^ still crying and mad about me like usual eh kal?
You didn't even charge me rent. Thanks for the rent free spot in your mega brain there, kalkek

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Magoo being perma REKT and endlessly searching for his Daddy and AE's approval never gets old.

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Real, I'm a big boy now, energy from Magoo as usual.

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Real

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It's almost like hearing a boomer unoronically say "no cap"

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I'm a big boy now daddy. I'm grown!

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So, I have two teenage sons. I haven't really been here too often or thought about kal, but when I do, I think of him as a manchild. Like how a teenager or an adolescent carries himself, and the guy has to at least be our age in our late 30s early 40s.

He won't ever grow up. Poor manlet.

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A reminder that Magus is like 50 so his Dad must have waited until 70 to leave the family business in Alex's ungrateful little mitts.

Ultimate nepo kid handed everything on a sliver platter. Just like Trump whose knob he slobbers.

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No im 45 and I don't even know what this Alex thing is all about. Probably a failed dox attempt.

Daily reminder that we all grow up and move on, except for kalkek the manlet of course :)

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Instead of giving me grief, one oughta say: congrats dude! Any pointers?

That's what a reasonable person who isn't assblasted by me picking on them would respond. However, I didn't come here to post that for that interaction.

I came here just to rub it in your faces and point and laugh at you. Not you so much, Kal, your mere existence is a point and laugh. No, I didn't come here for any sort of validation or encouragement, I posted here merely to thumb my nose at you. And laugh, as you are quite amusing to me.

On another place in another time, I have all sorts of useful advice and experience on how to run and start a business but that would require you to have a higher education and I don't see that here LOL

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"Magoo's Micros. Computers and homemade buttplug store for the discerning manlet.
smiley"

"Shut up Kal, u will not steal my thunder you Kentucky manlet"



No U was all Magus was ever capable of posting. No change there, it seems?

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^ you're confused as always.

Beanus was the "no U" guy. I think even solo coined him as the "NoUtheus" ot some such thing

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No U, Dipshit Magoo.

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Magoo's Micros. Computers and homemade buttplug store for the discerning manlet.

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I have a structured settlement and I need cash now...

Call K.G. Kalworth, 877-White-Trash!

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Developing business ideas that outlast your clients, citing the Wikipedia article on gays in Ancient Rome...
Mastering the phallus, how to get men into your business...

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I don't understand why that freak Nowie keeps on posting his AI generated garble. It's not even AI it's ND. Nowie drivel. Lmao what a retarded fag.

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Freak:

A person or animal on exhibition as an example of a deviation from nature

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He done gone deluzonal. I wonder ifen the staff at the nut house know he is gittin online? I bet he snuck a smart phone in when he came back from the weekend pass.

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Any Issues in here ?

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Thanks Kal, that's one of the weirdest things I've ever read. So did you come up with that all on your own or...?

I don't understand why that freak Nowie keeps on posting his AI generated garble. It's not even AI it's ND. Nowie drivel. Lmao what a retarded fag.

Imagine going to alien-earth.com only to be called a freak (and taking it as a compliment)

You have reached anus levels that have before only though of as unreachable, Nowie

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kal has a neck tattoo. it's a tattoo of a beard.

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I think even solo coined him as the "NoUtheus" ot some such thing

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Magus used the No U thing just as much as Beans, there wasn't much to separate their posting styles at all apart from Magus stealing 4chan memes and adapting them poorly to lop posters.

Beans was a narcissistic delusional dipshit blowhard who incorrectly thought he was an epic troll and Magus was exactly the same, even down to parroting "No U" when he got owned.

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Yes,stumpy lil manlet Magoo was a meme theif who stole those magic the gathering things that Magoo still waffles on about like they were the highlight of his trolling career but they were all stolen valor from 4chan.

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Lots of jealous non-business owners ITT

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^Oh look, as predicted in the Labor Day thread, Manginus has now gone anon to support himself again. What a pathetic loser, called it!


"You will probably lie and twist the truth and deny established facts. Then you will go back to being an anon and try to talk about and to defend yourself and make yourself look cool."

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Magus, tired of always being denied the ultimate boss position in the family business, decides to use his money and privilege to fuck over the people who gave him the wealth and privilege, by opening the exact same business type in direct competition with his family, just out of pure spite.

Tells you everything you need to know about this absolute failson.

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Magus, tired of always being denied the ultimate boss position in the family business, decides to use his money and privilege to fuck over the people who gave him the wealth and privilege, by opening the exact same business type in direct competition with his family, just out of pure spite.

Tells you everything you need to know about this absolute failson.

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Yes,stumpy lil manlet Magoo was a meme theif who stole those magic the gathering things that Magoo still waffles on about like they were the highlight of his trolling career but they were all stolen valor from 4chan.

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Looks like Magoo is utterly REKT again with no comeback other than projecting his own failings as a mentally ill human onto the posts that REKT him?

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"Pretty good for a diaper wearing schizoid who barely gets let out of the mental institution except on good behavior eh? It's like a real-life evil genius."

Lol. Hell no, imbecile. It's the act of a spoiled manchild who had everything handed to him on a silver platter yet still had to fuck over his own family just to say they 'win'.

It's failson capricious petulance of the most pathetic kind. Of course a total loser like you would think your actions are cool, you absolute retard. 100% demented failson behaviour.

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Lol. Hell no, imbecile. It's the act of a spoiled manchild who had everything handed to him on a silver platter yet still had to fuck over his own family just to say they 'win'.

It's failson capricious petulance of the most pathetic kind. Of course a total loser like you would think your actions are cool, you absolute retard. 100% demented failson behaviour.

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>he actually believes that the Labor Day thread is real life

wew

i thought it was just a funny thing to read on occasion, but there are 'actual' nutjobs like yourself that believe everything they read?

not surprising in your case

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Magoo's pathetic attempts at damage control show just how much these comments get under his paper thin skin.

And the reason we know about your failson attempts to get even with Daddy are because you have made multiple threads, like this one, bragging about it, you utter fuckin moron.

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lopguest makes a couple of posts and the cringe schizo becomes unhinged.

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Thanks Kal, that's one of the weirdest things I've ever read. So did you come up with that all on your own or...?


I sure did, isn't it great?

I don't understand why that freak Nowie keeps on posting his AI generated garble. It's not even AI it's ND. Nowie drivel. Lmao what a retarded fag.


Lulz! That's almost as good as AC's gun mittens!

Imagine going to alien-earth.com only to be called a freak (and taking it as a compliment)

You have reached anus levels that have before only though of as unreachable, Nowie

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"lopguest makes a couple of posts and the cringe schizo becomes unhinged."

Oh dear, looks like Magoo is unhinged and posting about himself in the third person again? Just like he always does when his threads get REKT and destroyed by facts. This was the reason Elaine banned him on Labor Day weekend all those years ago.

Truly pathetic.

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Oh dear, looks like Magoo is unhinged and posting about himself in the third person again? Just like he always does when his threads get REKT and destroyed by facts. This was the reason Elaine banned him on Labor Day weekend all those years ago.

Truly pathetic.

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lopguest makes a couple of posts and the cringe schizo becomes unhinged.

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I did some digging and found where I stored these and uploaded them for your pleasure :D

https://imgur.com/a/0NAm28J

Enjoy!

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those are so old that it's surreal taking a trip down memory lane. and schizos are still upset about it, lmao. i totally forgot about half of that stuff.

i find it curious that the only thing i could write about distard was donation related and not much else. it just goes to show how relevant he ever was. i still think it's funny that i made him change his avatar to mine with a clown wig, after i did the same to him. talk about no u! :D

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This. It's one crazy nutjob, probably eve

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I did some digging and found where I stored these and uploaded them for your pleasure :D

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"Do any of you here collect conspiracy theorist cards?"

[link]https://lunaticoutpost.com/thread-406675.html[/link]

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i doubt it's eve.
it's clearly retarded enough to be her, but it's too much about attacking you instead of portraying her as a victim, which is her wheel house.

i'd say the schizo is a kal-type. which is like an archetype, but consists entirely of cringe fractals all spinning from kal, there in indiana, kentucky or wherever he resides.

it's the same fuckwit that would insist that raymongo and i are the same person.

a paranoid schizo.

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"Do any of you here collect conspiracy theorist cards?"

[link]https://lunaticoutpost.com/thread-406675.html[/link]

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Magus is just like ta. A delusional narcisst who is incapable of understanding that it is entirely due to their terrible posts they make talking about themselves all the time that people laugh at them and troll them.

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The answer is no.
You: "Someone said something bad about me, therefore it's good!"

Mega cope.

What?

Yet another case of:
"someone said something bad about me, therefore it's good! I will now assign myself the title: AE LUMINARY"

ROFL wtf?

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Someone mentions the magic the gathering cards that he stole off 4chan and the stupid turd immediately posts them after he just happened to find the file he saved on his computer for years.

Totally desperate for any validation on the site he has been banned from and slated daily in the Labor Day thread. Now that is devotion to damage control and your shitty online persona.

Beyond pathetic.

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Yeah, I don't Know if it's Kal though, from what I've seen, he has more dignity than the annoying buzzer rofl schizo. He strikes me as an intelligent person also. This type of low-level trolling isn't becoming of him really. It's gotten to the point of spam-filtering because there isn't any back and forth.

Assley maybe?

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"Don’t deny it, we all saw you spit the dummy over shooting gloves."

Those weren't shooting gloves, they were mittens.

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Hi my name is Magus and I truly believe that the owner and posters on this site are a bunch of schizo cringelords since they all turned on me but I don't care anyway.

I will continue to post on a site where I am a laughing stock and don't care what you idiots think. Remember the glory days when this site was cool and people didn't laugh at meeeeeeee?

Hey, I just happen to have a bag of old hilarious 4chan memes, want to see them? It will only take a minute. I'll post them on lop since Elaine seems to have rescinded my meme posting privileges for some reason I cannot fathom?

Why won't you like meeeee?!?!

Everyone on this site is KAL or the anus and it hurts my heart.

Anyway, want to hear about the small business I opened just to spite my family?

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Those weren't shooting gloves, they were mittens.

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one of my favs was the mugshot of jami as the centre of a blackhole. that one didn't last long.

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Mittens are great in cold weather, they keep your hands warm! I'm just wondering why Magoo is denying he likes to wear mittens?

Maybe Magoo's hands were cold...

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i think "nowie" is the schizo and the two, equally retarded personalities, run cringe cover for the other.

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Hi my name is Magus and I truly believe that the owner and posters on this site are a bunch of schizo cringelords since they all turned on me but I don't care anyway.

I will continue to post on a site where I am a laughing stock and don't care what you idiots think. Remember the glory days when this site was cool and people didn't laugh at meeeeeeee?

Hey, I just happen to have a bag of old hilarious 4chan memes, want to see them? It will only take a minute. I'll post them on lop since Elaine seems to have rescinded my meme posting privileges for some reason I cannot fathom?

Why won't you like meeeee?!?!

Everyone on this site is KAL or the anus and it hurts my heart.

Anyway, want to hear about the small business I opened just to spite my family?

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"I gotta go post that at lunatic outhouse
smiley"



Awww look. HammyTrannybangerWagon has found a new fwiend!

At least we now know who always used to post "Beans is winning" in every thread? Once a perverse tard, always a perverse tard, hey Hammy?

I don't think Magoo swings with metrosexuals though so you're wasting your time. Good luck though.

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^ hmmmm. Sounds like SOMEONE'S name was on one of those cards.
Go be mad somewhere else, freak.

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^ hmmmm. Sounds like SOMEONE'S name was on one of those cards.

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calling me mangina wagon is a low blow, though.

that lop thread is gaining traction.

the u'lani card was a pretty funny one.

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HammyTrannybangerWagon

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HammyTrannybangerWagon

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"being me mangina wagon is a low blow, though."

Smells like Cletus in here? Maybe Magus and Lynyrrd could run a train on my ass before I BLORT?

Hmmmm chinteresting! Thinking of some nice vistas...balls on chins.

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there was a funny thread once where solo was being referred to as some kind of soul sucking blob that was powered by box wine and vinegar shots.
I can't remember what coinage he was annointed with for that particular episode.

I wonder if he got vaxxed?

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i think "nowie" is the schizo and the two, equally retarded personalities, run cringe cover for the other.

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nowie has nothing on kal when it comes to cringe. "cringe cover" is to hide narcissistic schizo complex..., with oedipus issues.

you are just plain boring..."dood"


see if you can restrain yourself from retorting armed with the knowledge that i will not bother reading it.

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,

nowie has nothing on kal when it comes to cringe. "cringe cover" is to hide narcissistic schizo complex..., with oedipus issues.

you are just plain boring..."dood"


see if you can restrain yourself from retorting armed with the knowledge that i will not bother reading it.
smiley

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Clicks on thread.

Sees that it is a circle jerk.

Posts this and closes the thread vowing to never remember what I saw or click again.

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Magus thinks that his opinion matters. Still a delusional nutbag after all these years.

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“……… there was a funny thread (only) once at………”

Sound like a new thread title.

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ERRRRRR... you all know that this is a fake magus thread?

He cannot post during the week. he's in the hospital and is allowed out on pass on weekens.

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ERRRRRR... you all know that this is a fake magus thread?

He cannot post during the week. he's in the hospital and is allowed out on pass on weekens.

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in this system one kal is a base unit of cringe.

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My buttplug business is booming, especially with those men who have the same predisposition as me. *wink* *wink*.

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My buttplug business is booming, especially with those men who have the same predisposition as me. *wink* *wink*.

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Magus still very upset about kal too, it seems?

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I'd have to say this was quite the eyeroll of a boring dig, but I've successfully mined one kalcoin after cringing at your *wink* *wink* comment, cringelord.