Another Nowie Meef Post! Ancestry.com

So, I bought the super duper Ancestry kit, with traits and everything.

My alkie mummy told me she cucked my father and I realised that because of that I'm doomed on Oct 17. But after registering the kit I got a lot more hints about my father's family and it would appear my cousin, (Not rich cousin...) uploaded a photo of my father when he was a kid.

I did look similar to my father as a kid, but all kids look alike as small children... (Small skulls, torsos etc. I'm expecting my whole Ancestry family tree to be radically different in a week's time. I'm pretty sure Ancestry will tell me, "Nowie, you are an alien!"

I'm just wondering what my cousins, (Not rich cousins...) will say when they find out we're only cousins in name only. I like being related to them because they're good people, but they'll be annoyed by Mummy being an alkie.

I'm not too fussed about my rich cousins. Lots of people fall all over themselves when they think someone is rich, because their little hamster cogs start fantasising about how to get "free money".

But "Free Money" is never free, there's always strings.

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Yeah bro I did that too before I realized how retarded it was for me to do such a thing.

French Canadian Chad checking in right here. Mostly French and the outlying areas. Also major Swedish coming in at #2 which I thought was odd. There aren't any Nordic people in my family.

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I found something to be quite interesting though. We've colonized America for hundreds of years now, and people's genetics start to show depending on what state you live in.

Like Kal for example, where he lives, everyone is very short and of lower intelligence.

If you don't make blanket statements about people and things overall in general, like stereotyping, etc. that's just a sign of low intelligence and not being able to see the forest for the trees.

In Minnesota, everyone there is a literal nordic giant. You go to mississippi, and everyone there is black. You go to Indiana, people there were migrants from like Germany or something so you have a lot of short guys.

The same could be applied to America as it is in Europe for your genes. I rue the day when I can say you have a lot of 'Texan' in you, the same as someone would say you look 'Slavic'.

Europoors wouldn't understand.

Another Nowie Queef Post!

^ (aussie-convict DNA trash)

RE: Another Nowie Meef Post! Ancestry.com

^^^ YES EXACTLY!!!!

RE: Another Nowie Meef Post! Ancestry.com

Yeah bro I did that too before I realized how retarded it was for me to do such a thing.

French Canadian Chad checking in right here. Mostly French and the outlying areas. Also major Swedish coming in at #2 which I thought was odd. There aren't any Nordic people in my family.

I found something to be quite interesting though. We've colonized America for hundreds of years now, and people's genetics start to show depending on what state you live in.

Like Kal for example, where he lives, everyone is very short and of lower intelligence.

If you don't make blanket statements about people and things overall in general, like stereotyping, etc. that's just a sign of low intelligence and not being able to see the forest for the trees.

In Minnesota, everyone there is a literal nordic giant. You go to mississippi, and everyone there is black. You go to Indiana, people there were migrants from like Germany or something so you have a lot of short guys.

The same could be applied to America as it is in Europe for your genes. I rue the day when I can say you have a lot of 'Texan' in you, the same as someone would say you look 'Slavic'.

Europoors wouldn't understand.

^ (aussie-convict DNA trash)

Magus = DNA trash

^ (so sez non-nordic, little dicked, one balled, DNA trash)

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^ I literally have 2nd place Nordic in my DNA...

Sorry Kal, looks like you rolled a horrible number when it came time for the dwarves to make u.

FIXED

I literally have 1st place No-dick in my DNA...

RE: Another Nowie Meef Post! Ancestry.com

^ looks like little buddy kal has some SUPREME DICK DNA!

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Haha, look at all of these jealous losers of my SUPREME Nordic and French DNA.

Recovery chance? Less than even zero.

i am nothing .. MAGUS IS EVERYTHING!

You DO have supreme DNA and I have peon dna.

Therefore I worship you as forum diety from a prostrate kneeling position.

Magus is Greater than I.

HAIL MAGUS!

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I also have inferior dna and worship BOTH kal AND Magus who BOTH have SUPERIOR DNA

to my cheap and tawdry aussie

convict

dna.

RE: Another Nowie Meef Post! Ancestry.com

There appears to be quite a bit of Irish, and sub-saharan in your DNA, Kal.