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Smell Gibson
2/16/2025 5:46 pm GMT

I'm Fixin' To Become A Travel Influencer

Ever since the homeplace floated away, I been a'wanderin'.

I figure I could mosey on over to Hooterville, Make a big production of it. I need one of the cellular phones, and not the flip-kind, either.

Anonymous Coward
2/16/2025 6:24 pm GMT

RE: I'm Fixin' To Become A Travel Influencer

Seems like a plan

Dirt Reynolds
2/17/2025 4:27 am GMT

RE: I'm Fixin' To Become A Travel Influencer

Hey Smell, I run a hog rendering business, right outside of Picksley, and if you stop by, I can fix you up with an Apple16 cell phone.

Dirt Reynolds
2/17/2025 4:46 am GMT

RE: I'm Fixin' To Become A Travel Influencer

If Picksley is too far for you to walk, I also run a makeshift nightclub, along with Crabby Patty, on the old Hooterville Road.

Anonymous Coward
2/17/2025 8:15 pm GMT

RE: I'm Fixin' To Become A Travel Influencer

wtf?

Dirt Reynolds
2/17/2025 9:26 pm GMT

RE: I'm Fixin' To Become A Travel Influencer

I've been back and forth to Hooterville a few times today, and don't see you anywhere along the road. I can't hold this new Iphone forever.

I'm driving an '86 Aerostar van, so wave if you see me.

Sheriff Buster Moon
2/17/2025 11:20 pm GMT

RE: I'm Fixin' To Become A Travel Influencer

Dirt, You're in a heap of trouble if Smell Gibson disappears in Caleb county.

Sheriff Buster Hymen
2/17/2025 11:46 pm GMT

RE: I'm Fixin' To Become A Travel Influencer

I'm looking for..well you know.
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