Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread!

NEVERODDOREVEN Nov 1, 2026, 12:58 am EDT	RE: Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread! Test
Elaine Nov 1, 2026, 1:17 am EDT	RE: Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread! you passed the test!
Testy Testerman Nov 1, 2026, 10:16 am EST	Ding Dong Balls Testicles.
Harry Sacks Nov 3, 2026, 6:51 pm EST	My Daily Poop Log So far today I haven't pooped, which is unusual. A few farts, that's about it. .
Bunghole Bill Nov 5, 2026, 4:34 pm EST	RE: Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread! Just took a large stinky shit, three pieces totaling two feet in length. The wipe was a bit greasy and gross. Flushed okay, left a medium size skidmark. Then I washed my puckernut to a degree of food grade cleanliness, which means you could eat off my bunghole. Feel free to.
Anonymous Coward Nov 6, 2026, 5:38 am EST	RE: Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread! Poop, after eating a roll Poop, a big lump of coal Poop, from out the bunghole Poop, it's good for the soul
Fix Now Nov 6, 2026, 5:39 am EST	RE: Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread! The post function is bad, many posts not going through. Fix.
Deeeeeeerp Nov 6, 2026, 5:41 am EST	RE: Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread! My poem only posted when I removed a name and posted as a guest.
Special Delivery Nov 6, 2026, 5:44 am EST	Farts in a Jar My case of jarred farts arrived today, so I'll be busy for a while. What a great life.
Boner Boy Nov 6, 2026, 9:34 am EST	RE: Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread! My name is Boner Boy My wiener is my toy To touch it is such joy For this silly goy
Poop Reporting Jew Nov 6, 2026, 10:58 am EST	RE: Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread! After eating a bowl of stew I took a big ol' poo The stench began to accrue It looked like a pot of goo Love, the Poop Reporting Jew
Tom Brokaw Nov 8, 2026, 8:26 pm EST	RE: Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread! Took a dump earlier, about two feet of loose turds, very stinky. It flushed fine and left a small skid mark.
Funky Butt Nov 9, 2026, 1:27 am EST	RE: Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread! I've been blowing long stinky farts all evening, the aroma is delightful, like fine cheese mixed with sweat and funk.
Poop Shoot Nov 9, 2026, 12:07 pm EST	RE: Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread! Had a poop this morning, flushed before I could look at it, but it was stinky. Not much to wipe, then I washed my bunghole. The end?
Schlomo D. Jew Nov 10, 2026, 5:57 am EST	RE: Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread! The Ballad of Schlomo D. Jew Do as I say Not as I do Pull down your pants And take a big poo Grunt really hard Until your face turns blue Then blow it out your ass Signed, Schlomo D. Jew
Arty Fartbuckle Nov 10, 2026, 12:07 pm EST	RE: Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread! My darling, every day of the year I blow farts and drink beer Just as the birds sing, my dear Stinky poop comes out of my rear My love for you is neverending Over the toilet I am bending These words of love that I type I always flush after I wipe Then when there's no more brown I always put the lid down
Schlitz Nov 12, 2026, 12:17 pm EST	RE: Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread! Here's what I propose I will fart into a hose Then insert it into your nose Pump those farts with a bellows Until you smell just like a rose Those dark clouds will clear Bringing good tides and cheer As we drink gallons of beer Year after year
Nowie Nov 12, 2026, 2:12 pm EST	RE: Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread! So, I was on the toilet having a magnificent Trump and I took my phone out of my pocket ready to leave a live report from my crapper! But lo and behold my new dumb phone whilst brings up the AE website won't come to teh forum because it only has 48MB ram and 128MB storage! I put a 128GB microsd card into it so I could download YouTube videos but YouTube doesn't work! I remember back in 2010 using my $49 Telstra Pre-Paid phone which was pathetic compared to my new phone to read the poo pit. I'm not getting a smart phone because people steal them and unfortunately I don't have tons of former Bigpond Music songs to make the 128GB worthwhile! I have a 32GB microsd card and I'll probably try the 128GB card in my digital camera. Bummer, but now for the poop report! It was soft and squishy and a deep brown. Because I ate a lot of fruit over the last week, it came out in approximately 14 chunks, it smelt like a mixture of beer, coffee and champignons with a pleasant poo like odour. It was a very satisfying poop, I give it 4.5 stars. There was a fair bit of wiping and no skidmark.