Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread!

Farting Fred Oct 16, 2026, 2:42 pm EDT	RE: Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread! My name is Farting Fred My farts will knock you dead So don't you pull my finger You best do as I said My name is Farting Fred For flatulence I'm zealous When I break a hearty wind All the skunks get jealous My name is Farting Fred I fart and then I wipe Then I make a poop report And this is what I type
Anonymous Coward Oct 16, 2026, 4:13 pm EDT	RE: Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread! Lynyrd Skynàgogúe is Làdy Jäne Smïth or her husband
Anonymous Coward Oct 17, 2026, 11:10 am EDT	RE: Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread! I dropped a pile of poo the consistency of peanut butter. I spent quite a long time wiping as I kept smearing it.
Sidewalk Surprise Oct 18, 2026, 2:13 am EDT	RE: Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread! I fart whenever I please If you smell it you'll wheeze Inhale too deeply you'll get a disease I fart with grace and ease
Windy Jim Oct 18, 2026, 2:16 am EDT	RE: Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread! This miserable sinner Had baked beans for dinner The resulting flatulence Declared Satan the winner
Drislynn Schitz Oct 18, 2026, 2:19 am EDT	RE: Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread! One never knows When a foul wind blows One can only turn up their nose And insert an enema hose
Stinky Pete Oct 18, 2026, 2:24 am EDT	RE: Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread! The baked beans and broccoli were in cahoots To give me a case of the raging scoots Because when I blew a fart I shit in my boots
Quantum Farter Oct 18, 2026, 4:07 am EDT	RE: Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread! My farts occupy all time and space All fresh air in the universe they displace You will find it a disgrace When I blow some in your face
Dr. Cornhole Jones Oct 18, 2026, 4:15 am EDT	RE: Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread! If your having regularity problems, I recommend a big bowl of bran flakes for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. You should have a BM within 24 to 36 hours, a very large stinky one, so be prepared to go to the poop knife. Treat your bowels right and your bowels will treat you right.
The Flushing Philosopher Oct 18, 2026, 10:44 am EDT	RE: Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread! The turd looked upon the world With a sense of pride For it had found like treasure What all of us have inside To know the inner secrets of humanity Unlike any other philosopher or physician That's why flushing a turd is often A difficult decision
Dag McGrunthammer Oct 19, 2026, 6:23 am EDT	Poop Report Took a disgusting shit, a fifteen inch nearly black log that smelled like a dead skunk. The wipe was gross, used a half roll to wipe, like greasy clay it was. Then I dug out even more butt nuggets, like a hockey puck was stuck up there, so disgusting.
Elaine Oct 22, 2026, 7:34 pm EDT	RE: Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread! "That's why flushing a turd is often A difficult decision"
Anon1956 Oct 23, 2026, 12:49 pm EDT	RE: Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread! https://imgur.com/rjIqfvm
The Shitmeister Oct 23, 2026, 9:31 pm EDT	I pooped today! I just took a large shit, very stinky, wiped, one flush and done.
The Pooping Farmer Oct 24, 2026, 3:27 pm EDT	Ode to Trump's Farm Policies I am the pooping farmer At growing corn I'm tops Because I poop on my crops I am the pooping farmer I poop when the rooster crows Then I put on my farmer's clothes I am the pooping farmer I wear a straw hat and blue jeans I drive a tractor and eat baked beans I am the pooping farmer Over hill and dale I roam I poop until the cows come home I am the pooping farmer I love spreading my manure My fields are an open sewer I am the pooping farmer The USDA is none the wiser That I make my own fertilizer
Anonymous Coward Oct 24, 2026, 3:41 pm EDT	RE: Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread! good one
Elaine Oct 24, 2026, 8:45 pm EDT	RE: Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread!
Dr. Proctoscope Oct 24, 2026, 9:14 pm EDT	Free Digital Exams ^ Something that Trump wonders every time his bowels rumble, which is pretty much all the time, because he has LAS (Loose Asshole Syndrome).
Anonymous Coward Oct 25, 2026, 9:28 pm EDT	RE: Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread! c'mon people. Give us some more poo poetry.
Anonymous Coward Oct 26, 2026, 10:06 am EDT	RE: Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBTpoKvre84
The Big Dumper Oct 29, 2026, 3:40 am EDT	Another Poop Poem Take a shit Leave a shit Make a hit That's it Take a dump Leave a dump Shake your rump Like Donald Trump Take a crap Leave a crap Booty slap That's a wrap
Smelly P.U. Oct 29, 2026, 3:53 pm EDT	Shake That Booty President Trump shook his rump President Trump took a dump All the president's diapers And all the president's wipers Couldn't get his ass clean again
Reporting Poop Oct 30, 2026, 8:43 pm EDT	Write About Poop I took a sloppy shit earlier, greasy and stinky, but it all went down in one flush, but it left a nasty skidmark. Then I wiped and washed my ass. I've blown a number of farts today too, dozens of them, just like any other day, I'm a person who farts a lot. I blew a couple of farts earlier, smelled like a dead body or diseased corpse, pretty sure it was from the hot dogs, probably made from people.
B.M. Plenty Oct 30, 2026, 8:56 pm EDT	The Bowel Movement Poem Bowel movement hot Bowel movement cold Bowel movement in the pot Nine days old Some flush it hot Some flush it cold Some flush it in the pot Nine days old
Mr Madghiq Oct 30, 2026, 10:33 pm EDT	RE: Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread! Coils and coils of skinny brown coils Curly Q poops Gosh Poop
Anonymous Coward Oct 31, 2026, 4:23 am EDT	RE: Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread! Wherever I may roam Wherever I call home That's where farts are blown That's where boom-booms are known That's where I write this poop poem
Elaine Oct 31, 2026, 3:41 pm EDT	RE: Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread!
Youknow Oct 31, 2026, 4:00 pm EDT	RE: Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread! Well... Welcome back
Peter Paul Oct 31, 2026, 4:48 pm EDT	Eat Dese Nuts On Halloween I jump for joy I eat so much candy The next day I poop an almond joy Which I think is just dandy
Elaine Oct 31, 2026, 9:46 pm EDT	RE: Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread! what the actual fuck