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Elaine
2/3/2025 11:56 pm GMT

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Anonymous Coward
2/4/2025 12:18 am GMT

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Anonymous Coward
2/4/2025 2:50 am GMT

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Waitress " what can I get you today?"

" Well.. I think I will have..

Ham and half an egg please. "

one penny tip
2/4/2025 3:15 am GMT

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"And you mam?"

"I'd like a .. quarter egg omelette please.

And a thimblefull of of water"
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Anonymous Coward
2/4/2025 10:34 pm GMT

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THE GREAT EGG HEIST

Thieves made off with 100,000 eggs from an organic supplier in Pennsylvania this weekend as the price of the breakfast staple continues to rise amid a worsening avian flu outbreak.

The Pennsylvania State Police said the eggs were taken from a trailer at the Pete & Gerry’s Organics warehouse in Antrim Township in Franklin County around 8:40 a.m. on Saturday.

Sunday, Special Federal Undercover agents (posing as illegal immigrant cooks and kitchen laborers) were accidentaly rounded up and flown to Guantanimo Bay prison, awaiting tribunal judgements
and permanent deportation.

Elaine
2/5/2025 12:13 am GMT

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Well medicated for your protection. ॐ ♡

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Nowie
2/5/2025 2:10 am GMT

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I went to "The Pancake Parlour" once and it was good... Expensive and I had to mortgage a kidney due to Aud/Usd exchange rate... But anyway...

But I've never had waffles, they're good right?

Anonymous Coward
2/5/2025 5:35 am GMT

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They taste like chicken

Nowie
2/5/2025 7:39 am GMT

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They taste like chicken


That's weird! I would have thought flour and sugar...

Anonymous Coward
2/5/2025 2:11 pm GMT

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And they smell like filthy knickers