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Last Post Wins!

Mother "BJ" Mary
3/3/2018 8:34 am EST
3/3/2018 1:34 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo have recruited Mother Marie as one of their glory hole providers, however her customers have been complaining that since she has small lips and no teeth, she has been gumming them thus making her unfit to join the glory hole provider crew, much to her dismay.

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CORN-HO-LIO
3/3/2018 12:36 pm EST
3/3/2018 5:36 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

*Wakes up, looks out window and sees a return to the usual Friday scene.

The vile and insidious Derpturd is in front of the forklift carrying Sweat down to the river to "use" fish for personal satisfaction and is pointing at her and yelling that he will allow her to stink up the town with her heinous cooter and nasty bunghole unless the residents start donating more cash to him.

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem have been ordered by Derpturd to sort through the fecal donations that the school children has given him and test each turd for its buggery aphrodisiac properties and that has made them giddy as little school girls.

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo have been thinking what to do with Mother Marie, since when given the chance to service a glory hole her customers complained that the toothless hag was gumming them, and so may be used for a new sideline of giving hand jobs.

Sweat is all adorned in her fecal-rock monster body and on her way to the river via a forklift to "use" fish, as she is permitted and encouraged to every Friday by Derpturd, and she is already cackling that she will exact vengeance on the town for banning her from town because of her stink and shit stirring.*

Off to work, then will report for a militia assignment to protect the town in case Derpturd decides to release Sweat upon the town.

Posting last.
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Marco D. Beggar
3/3/2018 3:28 pm EST
3/3/2018 8:28 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

The vile and insidious Derpturd is in front of the forklift carrying Sweat down to the river to "use" fish for personal satisfaction and is pointing at her and yelling that he will allow her to stink up the town with her heinous cooter and nasty bunghole unless the residents start donating more cash to him.


The Dutch scammer at his best.
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Filthy Smooka
3/3/2018 6:45 pm EST
3/3/2018 11:45 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo have been thinking what to do with Mother Marie, since when given the chance to service a glory hole her customers complained that the toothless hag was gumming them, and so may be used for a new sideline of giving hand jobs.

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VULNAVIA
3/3/2018 8:16 pm EST
3/4/2018 1:16 am GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Sweat is all adorned in her fecal-rock monster body and on her way to the river via a forklift to "use" fish, as she is permitted and encouraged to every Friday by Derpturd, and she is already cackling that she will exact vengeance on the town for banning her from town because of her stink and shit stirring.*


That bitch Sweet is really crazy.
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Anonymous Coward
3/4/2018 10:44 am EST
3/4/2018 3:44 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

^No shit. She just goes around from forum to forum trying to stir up shit, threatening people etc.

She is just like Heliotrope was. No wonder why they were friends.
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Anonymous Coward
3/4/2018 12:04 pm EST
3/4/2018 5:04 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem have been ordered by Derpturd to sort through the fecal donations that the school children has given him and test each turd for its buggery aphrodisiac properties and that has made them giddy as little school girls.


The smell of poop turns them on? No wonder that they are Gay!
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Anonymous Coward
3/4/2018 2:52 pm EST
3/4/2018 7:52 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

^^Lovers of the poop chute it seems.
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CORN-HO-LIO
3/4/2018 5:17 pm EST
3/4/2018 10:17 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

*Wakes up, looks out window and sees a frightful site.

The vile and insidious Derpturd is walking in front of the forklift carrying Sweat from the river, where she was "using" fish, back to the dumpster where she resides, again threatening to let Sweat stink up the town with her heinous cooter and nasty bunghole.

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem are reporting that they have collected a goldmine of children's feces that has high aphrodisiac qualities for buggery when sniffed, based on their personal tests, and Derpturd is said to be very pleased with their findings.

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo have officially made Mother Marie the head of their hand-job provider arm of their business and will also ply her trade in the retirement home where Courtfool and Your Moron provide glory hole service.

Sweat is presently eager to get back to the poop pit next to the dumpster, where she lives and feeds, so that she can renew her fecal-rock monster body, and await word from Derpturd whether she will get the go-ahead to enter town and menace the townspeople.*

Off to town to do chores and then will report for militia duty and prepare for Sweat if she is allowed to enter town.

Posting last.
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Filthy Smooka
3/4/2018 7:32 pm EST
3/5/2018 12:32 am GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo have officially made Mother Marie the head of their hand-job provider arm of their business and will also ply her trade in the retirement home where Courtfool and Your Moron provide glory hole service.

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VULNAVIA
3/5/2018 7:51 am EST
3/5/2018 12:51 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Sweat is presently eager to get back to the poop pit next to the dumpster, where she lives and feeds, so that she can renew her fecal-rock monster body, and await word from Derpturd whether she will get the go-ahead to enter town and menace the townspeople.*


Sweet is now not only full of shit, but covered in shit!
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Marco D. Beggar
3/5/2018 10:44 am EST
3/5/2018 3:44 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

The vile and insidious Derpturd is walking in front of the forklift carrying Sweat from the river, where she was "using" fish, back to the dumpster where she resides, again threatening to let Sweat stink up the town with her heinous cooter and nasty bunghole.


Marco, the extortionist.
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CORN-HO-LIO
3/5/2018 4:03 pm EST
3/5/2018 9:03 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

*Wakes up to the sound of a bell ringing in the distance.

The vile and insidious Derpturd is ringing his donation bell, as is customary on Sundays, begging his minions to come forth bearing donations of feces and cash or else he may have to limit some functions at the Lunatic Outhouse.

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem, still with raging libidos from sniffing the children's poop that they fished out of the sewer, are expected to present Derpturd with his share of the poop before retiring back to the sewers to re-engage in buggery.

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo are reporting positive reviews for Mother Marie's hand-job customers in the retirement home which appear to be due to her old age and soft hands from using a lot of skin cream.

Sweat has been seen feeding from the dumpster that she inhabits and then birthing copious "rounders" in poop pit which she is then rolling around in to refresh her fecal-rock monster body posing a possible harbinger of doom for the town if she is allowed to enter.*

Off to services then will have guard duty on the main road into town to alert the townspeople if Sweat attempts to enter.

Posting last.
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Anonymous Coward
3/5/2018 4:51 pm EST
3/5/2018 9:51 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

Sweat is presently eager to get back to the poop pit next to the dumpster, where she lives and feeds, so that she can renew her fecal-rock monster body, and await word from Derpturd whether she will get the go-ahead to enter town and menace the townspeople.*


RELEASE THE SWEET!
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sweet
3/5/2018 6:43 pm EST
3/5/2018 11:43 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!


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Filthy Smooka
3/5/2018 8:19 pm EST
3/6/2018 1:19 am GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo are reporting positive reviews for Mother Marie's hand-job customers in the retirement home which appear to be due to her old age and soft hands from using a lot of skin cream.

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Marco D. Beggar
3/6/2018 10:20 am EST
3/6/2018 3:20 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

The vile and insidious Derpturd is ringing his donation bell, as is customary on Sundays, begging his minions to come forth bearing donations of feces and cash or else he may have to limit some functions at the Lunatic Outhouse.


The lying Dutch scammer strikes again!
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VULNAVIA
3/6/2018 1:09 pm EST
3/6/2018 6:09 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Sweat has been seen feeding from the dumpster that she inhabits and then birthing copious "rounders" in poop pit which she is then rolling around in to refresh her fecal-rock monster body posing a possible harbinger of doom for the town if she is allowed to enter.*


......And so it begins.
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CORN-HO-LIO
3/6/2018 5:06 pm EST
3/6/2018 10:06 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

*Wakes up, looks out window and sees the militia guarding the school children at the school bus stop.

The vile and insidious Derpturd has resumed trying to con the school children out of their lunch money, even though they have religiously been bringing theirs and their parents' feces for him every day, claiming that he is hungry and is in dire need of a steak dinner.

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem have now been asked by Derpturd to begin sniffing the school children's feces donations because the children do not separate the children's from the adult feces and therefore there is a need to separate the children's' from the parent's feces because the children's feces has aphrodisiac properties for buggery.

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo have installed Mother Marie as the official hand-job giver in the retirement home and Courfool and Your Moron will remain there to provide glory hole service as they have been doing for years.

Sweat has been hoisted to an upright position after completing the application of 6 inches of fresh feces for her fecal-rock monster body, the smell of which compliments the stench of her heinous cooter and nasty bunghole, and it's feared that she is preparing to be brought into to town on a wide load tractor trailer.

Off to work, then will report for surveillance duty over by the dumpster that Sweat inhabits.

Posting last.
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Anonymous Coward
3/7/2018 9:54 am EST
3/7/2018 2:54 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem, still with raging libidos from sniffing the children's poop that they fished out of the sewer, are expected to present Derpturd with his share of the poop before retiring back to the sewers to re-engage in buggery.


The family that shares poops together, engages in buggery together.
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VULNAVIA
3/7/2018 2:06 pm EST
3/7/2018 7:06 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Sweat has been hoisted to an upright position after completing the application of 6 inches of fresh feces for her fecal-rock monster body, the smell of which compliments the stench of her heinous cooter and nasty bunghole, and it's feared that she is preparing to be brought into to town on a wide load tractor trailer.


The town is doomed as doomed can be (Ed Grimley)
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Anonymous Coward
3/7/2018 2:48 pm EST
3/7/2018 7:48 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

We et roadkill gator fer lunch. It had been layin on the pavement fer bout a week. Juanita thinks it tastes like chicken.

Anonymous Coward
3/7/2018 3:06 pm EST
3/7/2018 8:06 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

Shep,magus,beans, and Disturd walk into a bar. Luke is bartending, and Comedian is on Stage.620

CORN-HO-LIO
3/7/2018 6:24 pm EST
3/7/2018 11:24 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

*Wakes up, looks out window and sees militia trucks speeding to the edge of town.

The vile and insidious Derpturd is attempting to enter town with Sweat, whose fecal-rock monster body, heinous cooter and nasty bunghole are fouling the air, and Derpturd is demanding that the townspeople start giving him cash donations in addition to the donation of feces.

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem reportedly have become so libidinous from sniffing children's poop, that they couldn't be separated in the act of buggery, much like dogs do, that they had to be hosed down to allow them get them cooled off so one of them could pull out of the other.

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo are considering taking the hand-job-giving Mother Marie with them the next they go to provide glory hole service to the Amish, to see if she could expand her clientele.

Sweat is champing at the bit to get back into town to menace and terrorize the townspeople with the smells of her fecal-rock monster body, heinous cooter and nasty bunghole and is hoping that Derpturd gives her mod position upon completion of her task.*

Off to work, then will report for militia duty if Sweat gets into town.

Posting last.
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Filthy Smooka
3/7/2018 7:13 pm EST
3/8/2018 12:13 am GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem reportedly have become so libidinous from sniffing children's poop, that they couldn't be separated in the act of buggery, much like dogs do, that they had to be hosed down to allow them get them cooled off so one of them could pull out of the other.

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Anonymous Coward
3/8/2018 1:09 pm EST
3/8/2018 6:09 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

The vile and insidious Derpturd is attempting to enter town with Sweat, whose fecal-rock monster body, heinous cooter and nasty bunghole are fouling the air, and Derpturd is demanding that the townspeople start giving him cash donations in addition to the donation of feces.


Damn that Disturbed!
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Mother Mary Hand Job Giver
3/8/2018 4:17 pm EST
3/8/2018 9:17 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo have installed Mother Marie as the official hand-job giver in the retirement home and Courfool and Your Moron will remain there to provide glory hole service as they have been doing for years.

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VULNAVIA
3/8/2018 6:11 pm EST
3/8/2018 11:11 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Sweat is champing at the bit to get back into town to menace and terrorize the townspeople with the smells of her fecal-rock monster body, heinous cooter and nasty bunghole and is hoping that Derpturd gives her mod position upon completion of her task.*


Sounds like when Sweet went to LOP and begged for anyone to take down AE.

BITCH!
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CORN-HO-LIO
3/8/2018 7:29 pm EST
3/9/2018 12:29 am GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

*Wakes up, looks out window and sees an ominous site.

The vile and insidious Derpturd is accompanying the wide-load tractor trailer, that is carrying Sweat presumably into the center of town, and is warning the townspeople that if they do not immediately donate some cash to him, that he is going to leave Sweat in the center of town to menace the townspeople and stink the place up.

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem are back in a nearby sewer fishing turds out with a net for Derpturd and have been asked by Derpturd to refrain from buggery until the end of the day because he does not want to miss out in joining in.

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo, along with the hand-job-giving Mother Marie, are out of town and servicing the Amish and will be at their usual glory hole locations in town first thing in the morning.

Sweat is on the wide-load tractor trailer waiting for the go-ahead from Derpturd to start airing out her heinous cooter, birthing "rounders" all over town and menacing and terrorizing the townspeople while in her putrid fecal-rock monster body.*
Due to the presence of Sweat in town it is required to report for a militia and/or haz-mat assignment.

Posting last.
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Filthy Smooka
3/8/2018 8:20 pm EST
3/9/2018 1:20 am GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem are back in a nearby sewer fishing turds out with a net for Derpturd and have been asked by Derpturd to refrain from buggery until the end of the day because he does not want to miss out in joining in.


Good Old Marco...never wanting to miss a chance at buggery!
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Anonymous Coward
3/9/2018 12:39 am EST
3/9/2018 5:39 am GMT

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Anonymous Coward
3/9/2018 10:22 am EST
3/9/2018 3:22 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo have recruited Mother Marie as one of their glory hole providers, however her customers have been complaining that since she has small lips and no teeth, she has been gumming them thus making her unfit to join the glory hole provider crew, much to her dismay.

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VULNAVIA
3/9/2018 2:22 pm EST
3/9/2018 7:22 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem are back in a nearby sewer fishing turds out with a net for Derpturd and have been asked by Derpturd to refrain from buggery until the end of the day because he does not want to miss out in joining in.


Marco certainly does not want to miss out any buggery!
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Anonymous Coward
3/9/2018 2:23 pm EST
3/9/2018 7:23 pm GMT

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https://www.splicetoday.com/politics-and-media/iceland-could-start-a-worldwide-shift-away-from-circumcision



Iceland Could Start a Worldwide Shift Away From Circumcision
Sam Dunkovich

If religious freedom advocates don't get in the way.


Last week, Iceland made international headlines due to a proposed bill that opposes the religious practice of male circumcision, claiming it violates the child's rights and well-being. The legislation was proposed by Progressive Party Leader MP Silja Dögg Gunnarsdóttir, and its goal is to criminalize all cosmetic and religious circumcisions. If it passes, it will move on to the committee stage in the Icelandic parliament and then (if ratified) enacted as law. This has received criticism from the local and international Jewish and Muslim communities, who are the main practitioners of this procedure in Iceland. This opposition is not surprising-male circumcision is near-universal among Jews, and Muslims are the largest religious group to practice it according to the World Health Organization.

Despite criticism from proponents of circumcision, over the last 10 years there's been an increase in activists, health organizations, and governments pushing for the practice to end, primarily in the Western World. In 2012, Germany's district court of Cologne ruled that religious circumcision violated "physical integrity" and ended it in that country. The government later contradicted the ruling, and passed a law to allow cosmetic and religious circumcision. Other countries like Denmark and Sweden have also discussed prohibiting non-medically necessary circumcision with the support from local doctors and medical associations. These legislative efforts have coincided with a small (but increasing) number of Jews and Muslims that have chosen to forego the practice of male circumcision. Within these communities, some people have opted for ritualistic alternatives to the procedure.

Male circumcision is not the first time religion has been in conflict with children's rights, but in other cases the state--and society--has ruled it needs to end. In America, states like California have banned conversion therapy by religious-primarily Christian-groups that purport to turn LGBTQ children straight through psychological and reparative therapy(despite serious shortcomings, both scientific and moral). Jehovah's Witnesses in the US have also had their supposed religious freedom curbed, preventing them from denying their children blood donations, a practice which is prohibited by their faith. Globally, the crackdown on Female Genital Mutilation (FGM) provides a point of comparison. While FGM is almost always a far more gruesome and painful practice than that of male circumcision, many of the reasons for the prohibition of FGM relate to children's rights and protection from non-consensual genital procedures, rather than the specific level of injury inflicted upon the child.

While the impulse to preserve traditions is understandable-especially for populations that have historically faced discrimination-this alone can't be an excuse for the violation of young males' genitals. Secular supporters of circumcision often claim it's important for the health of the child. When taking into account safe sex practices and basic cleaning methods, the benefits are marginal. The procedure is merely cultural, with relatively few cases being medically necessary. Instead, young boys are having the tips of their penises removed without their consent. This practice can only be done morally when an individual is fully able to consent to a permanent body modification.

While supporters of religiously-motivated circumcision are likely to be slow to abandon the practice, the tides are shifting in the call for children's (and human) rights. If religion is to continue as a part of modern democratic society, it must change with the times as it has done with so many historically prevalent practices, such as slavery and child marriage. Iceland could be the start of a global shift.

-Follow Sam Dunkovich on Twitter: @DunkovichSam

Anonymous Coward
3/9/2018 4:14 pm EST
3/9/2018 9:14 pm GMT

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Disturd ^


Its pretty obvious the Dutchman is self conscious about having his parts cut on. His posts can be spotted a mile away.

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