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Last Post Wins!

Marco D. Beggar
1/30/2018 5:08 pm EST
1/30/2018 10:08 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

The vile and insidious Derpturd is not only still running his Beg-A-Thon by trying to con the school children out of their lunch money, but there are "rounders" all over the roads, lawns, buildings and vehicles that Sweat threw from a float when her Krewe of Rounders paraded yesterday.


Marco takes donations of rounders too!
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Filthy Smooka
1/30/2018 8:17 pm EST
1/31/2018 1:17 am GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem are putting together a new lubricant to be exclusively used before and after their Mardi Gras parades that tastes like King Cake so that they can get in the spirit of Mardi Gras during their buggery sessions.


YES!!!!
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VULNAVIA
1/31/2018 11:27 am EST
1/31/2018 4:27 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo. Along with Courtfool and Your Moron, held their first Krewe of Willy Drainers Mardi Gras parade yesterday and the tokens good for free glory hole service from them were coveted throws for the onlookers.


At least they are good at something!
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CORN-HO-LIO
1/31/2018 2:55 pm EST
1/31/2018 7:55 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

*Wakes up, looks out window and sees what's becoming an everyday event.

The vile and insidious Derpturd is back in the streets hassling motorists at stop signs and stop lights for donations of feces and cash in exchange for keeping Sweat out of town as he continues his usual Beg-A-Thon.

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem taste-tested their new King Cake flavored lubricant before, during and after engaging in buggery in which Derpturd participated since he is Queen of the Krewe of Buggery.

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo have announced that Courtfool and Your Moron, the glory hole providers at the retirement home, will have their own float in next weekend's parade on which they will be demonstrating their techniques to customers who are in wheel and rocking chairs.

Sweat is working her bunghole overtime producing hundreds of purple, green and gold "rounders" and besides throwing "used" dead fish, she will also be throwing "used" cucumbers which she is "using" as this report is being written.

Off to work, then will attend a town meeting to discuss how to deal with all the deplorable things Sweat will be throwing in her parade.

Posting last.
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Marco D. Beggar
1/31/2018 6:18 pm EST
1/31/2018 11:18 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

The vile and insidious Derpturd is back in the streets hassling motorists at stop signs and stop lights for donations of feces and cash in exchange for keeping Sweat out of town as he continues his usual Beg-A-Thon


The Dutch scammer/extortionist at work.
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Filthy Smooka
1/31/2018 8:41 pm EST
2/1/2018 1:41 am GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem taste-tested their new King Cake flavored lubricant before, during and after engaging in buggery in which Derpturd participated since he is Queen of the Krewe of Buggery.

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VULNAVIA
2/1/2018 12:45 pm EST
2/1/2018 5:45 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo have announced that Courtfool and Your Moron, the glory hole providers at the retirement home, will have their own float in next weekend's parade on which they will be demonstrating their techniques to customers who are in wheel and rocking chairs.


So Courtdude and Your Mom are going to be giving BJs to old folks on a float??
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CORN-HO-LIO
2/1/2018 4:53 pm EST
2/1/2018 9:53 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

*Wakes up, looks out window and sees a strange site.

The vile and insidious Derpturd is now out in the streets holding a sign that reads "poor and homeless" as he has stopped his aggressive begging in the streets and now is assuming a more passive role in hopes of making his Beg-A-Thon more productive in gathering donations of feces and cash.

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem were giddy as school girls because all their like-minded members of the Krewe of Buggery just love their new King Cake flavored lubricant and many members were seen licking it off their butt plugs.

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo have made an impromptu visit to the Amish to provide glory hole services because they will be parading this weekend with their Krewe of Willy Drainers when they are usually servicing the Amish.

Sweat has been feverishly "using" cucumbers for personal satisfaction so that she will have scores of them to throw, along with her purple, green and gold "rounders", when her Krewe of Rounders roll again on Sunday and is causing some townspeople to be apprehensive at the thought of it.*

Off to work, then will attend a militia meeting and sign up for security duty along the supposed parade routes.

Posting last.
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Marco D. Beggar
2/1/2018 7:31 pm EST
2/2/2018 12:31 am GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

The vile and insidious Derpturd is now out in the streets holding a sign that reads "poor and homeless" as he has stopped his aggressive begging in the streets and now is assuming a more passive role in hopes of making his Beg-A-Thon more productive in gathering donations of feces and cash.


Marco....THE scam artist.
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Filthy Smooka
2/2/2018 6:25 am EST
2/2/2018 11:25 am GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem were giddy as school girls because all their like-minded members of the Krewe of Buggery just love their new King Cake flavored lubricant and many members were seen licking it off their butt plugs.

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Anonymous Coward
2/2/2018 8:41 am EST
2/2/2018 1:41 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

Sweat is working her bunghole overtime producing hundreds of purple, green and gold "rounders" and besides throwing "used" dead fish, she will also be throwing "used" cucumbers which she is "using" as this report is being written.


Sweet learned well from HO.
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VULNAVIA
2/2/2018 12:47 pm EST
2/2/2018 5:47 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo have made an impromptu visit to the Amish to provide glory hole services because they will be parading this weekend with their Krewe of Willy Drainers when they are usually servicing the Amish.


I bet the Amish are VERY happy now !
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CORN-HO-LIO
2/2/2018 4:10 pm EST
2/2/2018 9:10 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

*Wakes up, looks out window and sees another strange site.

The vile and insidious Derpturd is now standing on the street corner, with a box on the ground to collect donations, and preaching about the high quality of the Lunatic Outhouse and that he as a homeless, penniless pissant has to rely on the generosity of others to keep it up and running.

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem, along with their like-minded Krewe of Buggery members, have been lubricating their butt plugs with their King Cake flavored lubricant, inserting them and them sashaying around Derpturd's place before removing the butt plugs and licking them clean.

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo have so impressed the Amish with their glory hole servicing ability, that the Amish have offered them the use of their horses to pull their Krewe of Willy Drainers floats in this weekend's parade.

Sweat has announced that she has over 100 "used" cucumbers to throw in this weekend's parade and has promised to "use" over 100 fish on Friday as additional "special" throws to her admirers, but has irreverently promised to menace her detractors with her heinous cooter.*

Off to work, then will assist the militia in re-stocking gas masks because they will be needed when Sweat parades this weekend.

Posting last.
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Anonymous Coward
2/2/2018 6:15 pm EST
2/2/2018 11:15 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

Sweat made good on her threat to throw purple, green and gold "rounders" from her float yesterday, along with "used" used dead fish, thereby causing the town to smell horrible today and she reportedly ecstatic about it and plans a bigger barrage durin next weekend's parade.*


Sweet.....stirring shit as usual!
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Anonymous Coward
2/2/2018 6:21 pm EST
2/2/2018 11:21 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!


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Filthy Smooka
2/2/2018 7:44 pm EST
2/3/2018 12:44 am GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem, along with their like-minded Krewe of Buggery members, have been lubricating their butt plugs with their King Cake flavored lubricant, inserting them and them sashaying around Derpturd's place before removing the butt plugs and licking them clean.



Those Gay boys are gross!!
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Marco D. Beggar
2/3/2018 9:44 am EST
2/3/2018 2:44 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

The vile and insidious Derpturd is now standing on the street corner, with a box on the ground to collect donations, and preaching about the high quality of the Lunatic Outhouse and that he as a homeless, penniless pissant has to rely on the generosity of others to keep it up and running.


Marco..the "pissant" .
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VULNAVIA
2/3/2018 1:04 pm EST
2/3/2018 6:04 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo have so impressed the Amish with their glory hole servicing ability, that the Amish have offered them the use of their horses to pull their Krewe of Willy Drainers floats in this weekend's parade.


Those Amish horses will make poop for Marco too!!
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CORN-HO-LIO
2/3/2018 5:47 pm EST
2/3/2018 10:47 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

*Wakes up, looks out window and see the usual disgusting Friday site.

The vile and insidious Derpturd is walking behind the forklift carrying Sweat down to the river to "use" fish and demanding that the townspeople donate all their feces and spare cash to him other he will allow Sweat to unleash the horrors of her heinous cooter onto the townspeople.

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem are preparing the Krewe of Buggery to parade this weekend and are strongly urging all their members to practice properly sashaying with their butt plugs in place.

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo have returned to town from servicing the Amish, to allow the townspeople to cash in their "free glory hole service tokens" they were caught during last weekend's parade because they want to throw even kore this weekend because of all the new young customers they are hoping to lure in.

Sweat is cackling that she will be throwing scores, if not hundreds, of "used" cucumbers and dead fish, along with purple, green and gold "rounders" and will make the town smell like it has not ever before.*

Off to work, then will go to the militia to get final weekend assignments.

Posting last.
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Filthy Smooka
2/3/2018 8:20 pm EST
2/4/2018 1:20 am GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem are preparing the Krewe of Buggery to parade this weekend and are strongly urging all their members to practice properly sashaying with their butt plugs in place.


OHHH YEAHHHHHHHH!!
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Anonymous Coward
2/4/2018 9:00 am EST
2/4/2018 2:00 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

Sweat has been feverishly "using" cucumbers for personal satisfaction so that she will have scores of them to throw, along with her purple, green and gold "rounders", when her Krewe of Rounders roll again on Sunday and is causing some townspeople to be apprehensive at the thought of it.*


Will they smell of limburger too?? Inquiring minds want to know!
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VULNAVIA
2/4/2018 1:33 pm EST
2/4/2018 6:33 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo have returned to town from servicing the Amish, to allow the townspeople to cash in their "free glory hole service tokens" they were caught during last weekend's parade because they want to throw even kore this weekend because of all the new young customers they are hoping to lure in.


They certainly enjoy their glory hole servicing jobs!!
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CORN-HO-LIO
2/4/2018 5:29 pm EST
2/4/2018 10:29 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

*Wakes up, looks out window and sees the usual Saturday morning scene.

The vile and insidious Derpturd is walking in front of the forklift carrying Sweat from the river where she was "using" fish for personal satisfaction, back to his place and as he walks he is dragging a trash can on wheels begging the passersby's to donate feces and/or cash he just might allow Sweat to air out her heinous cooter on the spot.

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem are on the edge of town lining up for their Krewe of Buggery parade, making sure all their Derpturd-headed butt plugs are in place and clearly visible since all their costumes are backless head to heel.

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo have decided to include purple, green and gold colored knee pads as part of their Krewe of Willy Drainers costumes when they parade on Sunday with floats depicting the "History of the Glory Hole".

Sweat announced that she "used" two pickup trucks full of dead fish while down at the river and has another two additional pickup truck loads of "used" cucumbers to throw during her Krewe of Rounders parade on Sunday which will of course feature her coveted multi-colored "rounders" as the main throws.

Off to town to do chores, then will attend a militia meeting to receive a parade safety assignment for the weekend.

Posting last.
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Filthy Smooka
2/4/2018 7:57 pm EST
2/5/2018 12:57 am GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo have decided to include purple, green and gold colored knee pads as part of their Krewe of Willy Drainers costumes when they parade on Sunday with floats depicting the "History of the Glory Hole".

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Marco D. Beggar
2/5/2018 8:38 am EST
2/5/2018 1:38 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

The vile and insidious Derpturd is walking in front of the forklift carrying Sweat from the river where she was "using" fish for personal satisfaction, back to his place and as he walks he is dragging a trash can on wheels begging the passersby's to donate feces and/or cash he just might allow Sweat to air out her heinous cooter on the spot.


the Dutch scammer/extortionist at his best.
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VULNAVIA
2/5/2018 1:48 pm EST
2/5/2018 6:48 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem are on the edge of town lining up for their Krewe of Buggery parade, making sure all their Derpturd-headed butt plugs are in place and clearly visible since all their costumes are backless head to heel.


Marco should be proud!!
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CORN-HO-LIO
2/5/2018 5:29 pm EST
2/5/2018 10:29 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

*Wakes up to the sound of a bell ringing in the distance.

The vile and insidious Derpturd is ringing his donation bell as is customary every Sunday at his Church of the Holy Feculence beckoning all his minions to come forth and ante up all their feces and available cash in order to keep him in the wretched life he has been accustomed to.

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem, along with Derpturd, are walking awfully funny toady after yesterday's parade of their Krewe of Buggery, which Depturd is Queen of, because they have been celebrating all night slicking up their willy's with their King Cake flavored lubricant and getting it on with each other.

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo are lining up their floats for their Krewe of Willy Drainers parade and are proudly wearing their Mardi Gras colored knee pads and are planning to flirt and bekon the onlookers to come and get serviced at one of their glory holes.

Sweat has all her floats in her Krewe Of Rounders parade loaded with "used" dead fish and cucumbers, along with hundreds of "rounders" she recently extruded from her nasty, crusty bunghole and will be parading right after Derpturd's Sunday begging session.*

Off to services then will don a gas mask and provide security along the projected parade route of Derpturd's minions.

Posting last.
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Filthy Smooka
2/5/2018 7:30 pm EST
2/6/2018 12:30 am GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem, along with Derpturd, are walking awfully funny toady after yesterday's parade of their Krewe of Buggery, which Depturd is Queen of, because they have been celebrating all night slicking up their willy's with their King Cake flavored lubricant and getting it on with each other.


So they slicked up their willys, done the dirty deeds, and then licked it clean.....GROSSSSS!!!
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Anonymous Coward
2/5/2018 7:33 pm EST
2/6/2018 12:33 am GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

They are all gross over at LOP!
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Anonymous Coward
2/6/2018 6:55 am EST
2/6/2018 11:55 am GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo are enjoying giving glory hole service to each other customers and report that the customers are enjoying experiencing the style and techniques of each of the glory hole providers.


They prolly want to "taste" each others customers.
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Marco D. Beggar
2/6/2018 12:45 pm EST
2/6/2018 5:45 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

The vile and insidious Derpturd is ringing his donation bell as is customary every Sunday at his Church of the Holy Feculence beckoning all his minions to come forth and ante up all their feces and available cash in order to keep him in the wretched life he has been accustomed to.


Marco is shameless....simply shameless.
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VULNAVIA
2/6/2018 2:00 pm EST
2/6/2018 7:00 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo are lining up their floats for their Krewe of Willy Drainers parade and are proudly wearing their Mardi Gras colored knee pads and are planning to flirt and bekon the onlookers to come and get serviced at one of their glory holes.

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CORN-HO-LIO
2/6/2018 5:36 pm EST
2/6/2018 10:36 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

*Wakes up, looks out window and sees disgusting litter all over the street.

The vile and insidious Derpturd is strolling among the "rounders", "used" dead fish and "used" cucumbers still laying in the street from Sweet's Krewe of Rounders parade and is begging for feces and cash from the townspeople and pointing out that he will let Sweet continue to litter the streets unless they begin donating on a regular basis.

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem have already begun preparing their Krewe of Buggery for next weekend's parade and are crafting a new costume for Queen Derpturd to wear which will feature purple, green and gold wooden shoes, a backless gown and special royal butt plug with a jesters head affixed to the end of the handle for all to see.

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo announced that will have their glory hole vans stationed at the usual place around town where those parade attendees who caught the "free glory hole service" doubloons at their Krewe of Willy Drainers parade can come and redeem them.

Sweat is patting herself on the back again for leaving "rounders", "used" dead fish and "used" cucumbers that she threw from her Krewe of Rounders floats during her parade through town and is cackling that the town deserves it because the entire town disses her on a regular basis.*

Off to work, then will assist the haz-mat crews in cleaning up the town.

Posting last.
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Anonymous Coward
2/6/2018 6:02 pm EST
2/6/2018 11:02 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

Disturbed is really disturbed over this thread, Just sayin.
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Filthy Smooka
2/6/2018 7:32 pm EST
2/7/2018 12:32 am GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo announced that will have their glory hole vans stationed at the usual place around town where those parade attendees who caught the "free glory hole service" doubloons at their Krewe of Willy Drainers parade can come and redeem them.


Going to be a busy night for Disturbed's cock suckers.
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