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Last Post Wins!

Marco D. Beggar
2/12/2018 6:09 pm EST
2/12/2018 11:09 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

The vile and insidious Derpturd is ringing his donation bell at his Church of the Holy Feculence calling all his minions to come immediately and bring their donations of feces and cash before the parades of the Krewes of Willy Drainers and Rounders roll today.


Marco, the magnificent con man.
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CORN-HO-LIO
2/12/2018 7:08 pm EST
2/13/2018 12:08 am GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

*Wakes up, looks out window and sees flies everywhere.

The vile and insidious Derpturd is out frolicking among the plethora of "rounders", "used" dead fish and "used" cucumbers that were thrown by Sweat during her Krewe of Rounders parade yesterday which today are attracting flies from miles around and he is demanding that the townspeople donate feces and cash to him otherwise the scene will recur.

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem spent the night going hot and heavy with each other while engaged in buggery after they applied their new King Cake flavored lubricant to each other's behinds which they say gets even tastier when mixed with perspiration.

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo are going to assist Courtfool and Your Moron service their customers in the retirement today and put to work the new techniques for servicing bed ridden and wheelchair-bound customers they demonstrated during the Krewe of Willy Drainers parade yesterday.

Sweat has made a formal announcement that for the Krewe of Rounders parade tomorrow that in addition to her throws of "rounders", and "used" dead fish and cucumbers, she will be in her fecal-rock monster body covered with at least 6 inches of fecal matter and she is is wallowing in the poop pit as I write this. *

Off to work, then will report for militia duty early tomorrow morning before the parades start.

Posting last.
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Filthy Smooka
2/12/2018 8:21 pm EST
2/13/2018 1:21 am GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem spent the night going hot and heavy with each other while engaged in buggery after they applied their new King Cake flavored lubricant to each other's behinds which they say gets even tastier when mixed with perspiration.


Such a disgusting lot they are.
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Anonymous Coward
2/12/2018 9:20 pm EST
2/13/2018 2:20 am GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

Sweat is expected to start "using" cucumbers as soon as she gets back to Derpturd's place which she will throw as special "commemorative throws" in honor of HO, her mentor, tomorrow from her float when she parades with her Krewe of Rounders.*


Sweet was always sympathetic to HO and her schizo ways.
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VULNAVIA
2/13/2018 5:42 pm EST
2/13/2018 10:42 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Sweat has made a formal announcement that for the Krewe of Rounders parade tomorrow that in addition to her throws of "rounders", and "used" dead fish and cucumbers, she will be in her fecal-rock monster body covered with at least 6 inches of fecal matter and she is is wallowing in the poop pit as I write this. *


Oh No!!! Sweet will be in her feces rock monster body again!
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CORN-HO-LIO
2/13/2018 7:09 pm EST
2/14/2018 12:09 am GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

*Wakes up, looks out window and sees the neighbors already holding their noses.

The vile and insidious Derpturd is preparing to Reign as Queen Of Mardi Gras with the Krewe of Buggery which will be followed by the Krewe of Willy Drainers and the much feared Krewe of Rounders featuring Sweet as it Queen.

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem along with the members of the Krewe of Buggery, have their butts all lubed up, their butt plugs in place featuring Derpturd's head on the part that sticks out, and are ready to sashay through town making lewd gestures at male onlookers.

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo, along with Courtfool and Your Moron and the rest of the Krewe of Willy Drainers all have their red, green and gold knee pads on and are ready to present the "History of the Glory Hole" on their floats.

Sweet is champing at bit to get her parade going because she has reached the required thickness of feces on her entire body in order to present her Fecal-rock monstere body in its best light an did ready to bury the town with her throws of "rounders" and "used" dead fish and cucumbers.*

Off to militia security duty along the parade route.

Posting last.
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Filthy Smooka
2/14/2018 7:48 am EST
2/14/2018 12:48 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem along with the members of the Krewe of Buggery, have their butts all lubed up, their butt plugs in place featuring Derpturd's head on the part that sticks out, and are ready to sashay through town making lewd gestures at male onlookers.


Sounds like a party for sure!
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VULNAVIA
2/14/2018 2:34 pm EST
2/14/2018 7:34 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Sweet is champing at bit to get her parade going because she has reached the required thickness of feces on her entire body in order to present her Fecal-rock monster body in its best light an did ready to bury the town with her throws of "rounders" and "used" dead fish and cucumbers.*


Sweet went from stirring shit, to becoming shit.
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CORN-HO-LIO
2/14/2018 6:28 pm EST
2/14/2018 11:28 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

*Wakes up, looks out window and sees haz-mat crews all up nad down the street.

The vile and insidious Derpturd's Mardi Gras Krewes, especially Sweat Krewe or Rounders, have left a mess all over town after parading yesterday and today there are "rounders" "used" dead fish and cucmbers, along with puddles of anal lubricant in the streets as well as on vehicles and front lawns all over town.

Pee Amore's and Oldwhatshisproblem's Krewe of Buggery are reportedly still engaged in a buggery party down by the river and their Queen Derpturd is encouraging them to continue on until all the King Cake-flavored anal lube is gone.

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo have not missed a beat after yesterday's Krewe of Willy Drainers parade and have gone to provide glory hole service to the Amish who have already lined up for service and patiently waiting for them.

Sweat is again patting herself on the back and giving self-affirmations to herself for making good on her promise to bury the town in her "rounders" and "used" dead fish and cucumbers as she continues to menace the town with her nasty bunghole and heinous cooter.*

Off from work in order to assist haz-mat crews to de-stench the town after Derpturd's parades yesterday.

Posting last.
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Anonymous Coward
2/14/2018 8:06 pm EST
2/15/2018 1:06 am GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

Pee Amore's and Oldwhatshisproblem's Krewe of Buggery are reportedly still engaged in a buggery party down by the river and their Queen Derpturd is encouraging them to continue on until all the King Cake-flavored anal lube is gone.

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Filthy Smooka
2/15/2018 6:21 am EST
2/15/2018 11:21 am GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo, along with Courtfool and Your Moron and the rest of the Krewe of Willy Drainers all have their red, green and gold knee pads on and are ready to present the "History of the Glory Hole" on their floats.


They WOULD know all about that!
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Marco D. Beggar
2/15/2018 12:10 pm EST
2/15/2018 5:10 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

The vile and insidious Derpturd's Mardi Gras Krewes, especially Sweat Krewe or Rounders, have left a mess all over town after parading yesterday and today there are "rounders" "used" dead fish and cucmbers, along with puddles of anal lubricant in the streets as well as on vehicles and front lawns all over town.


Finally, a day without Marco begging.
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Anonymous Coward
2/15/2018 3:36 pm EST
2/15/2018 8:36 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo, along with Courtfool and Your Moron and the rest of the Krewe of Willy Drainers all have their red, green and gold knee pads on and are ready to present the "History of the Glory Hole" on their floats.

They WOULD know all about that!

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Anonymous Coward
2/15/2018 5:27 pm EST
2/15/2018 10:27 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

^^Sounds like an LOP topic for sure.

VULNAVIA
2/15/2018 5:45 pm EST
2/15/2018 10:45 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Sweat is again patting herself on the back and giving self-affirmations to herself for making good on her promise to bury the town in her "rounders" and "used" dead fish and cucumbers as she continues to menace the town with her nasty bunghole and heinous cooter.*


Sweet is sweet, isn't she?
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CORN-HO-LIO
2/15/2018 7:49 pm EST
2/16/2018 12:49 am GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

*Wakes up, looks out window and sees the militia guarding the children at the school bus stop.

The vile and insidious Derpturd wasted no time in returning the trying to con the school children out of their lunch money again after his Lunatic Outhouse Mardi Gras parades and is telling the school children if they do not start giving him a cut of their lunch money that he will Sweat during the night to birth "rounders" on their parents vehicles and other belongings.

Pee Amore's and Oldwhatshisproblem's Krewe of Buggery members have finally stopped their buggery extravaganza and reports state that they do not have the strength to stand erect and those that tried fell an slipped on all the anal lube around them.

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo have been on their knees for almost 24 hrs. providing glory hole service to the Amish who have a lot of pent up energy since they were without glory hole service for almost 3 days when the Krewe of Willy Drainers were parading.

Sweat is hoping and praying that Derpturd will let her cut loose her heinous cooter and nasty bunghole on the townspeople because she is still prohibited by the Town Council from entering the center of town because of all the stench she tends to give off which causes health effects throughout the county.

Off to work, then will don a haz-mat suit and remove "rounders", "used" dead fish and cucumbers from the roof of my house.

Posting last.
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Filthy Smooka
2/16/2018 11:56 am EST
2/16/2018 4:56 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Pee Amore's and Oldwhatshisproblem's Krewe of Buggery members have finally stopped their buggery extravaganza and reports state that they do not have the strength to stand erect and those that tried fell an slipped on all the anal lube around them.


Got to watch those pools of anal lubricant. You might fall and break your neck.
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Marco D. Beggar
2/16/2018 4:17 pm EST
2/16/2018 9:17 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

The vile and insidious Derpturd wasted no time in returning the trying to con the school children out of their lunch money again after his Lunatic Outhouse Mardi Gras parades and is telling the school children if they do not start giving him a cut of their lunch money that he will Sweat during the night to birth "rounders" on their parents vehicles and other belongings.


Marco the Terrible.
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Anonymous Coward
2/16/2018 7:41 pm EST
2/17/2018 12:41 am GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

Marco needs to go into rehab and then seek more professional help. Just Sayin'.

CORN-HO-LIO
2/16/2018 7:57 pm EST
2/17/2018 12:57 am GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

*Wakes up, looks out window and sees the awful usual Friday sight.

The vile and insidious Derpturd is walking behind the forklift that is carrying Sweat down to the river to "use" fish and begging for feces and cash and implying if the townspeople don't start anteing up soon, that he will release Sweat into the town square to menace the populace with her heinous cooter and nasty bunghole just like she recently did during her Krewe of Rounders Mardi Gras parades.

Pee Amore's and Oldwhatshisproblem's Krewe of Buggery members have cleaned up all the anal lube which leaked out their butts after they all passed out after engaging in buggery and so it is safe for them to stand erect again and not fear slipping and falling.

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo have reported that they will be remaining with the Amish and providing glory hole service for the entire weekend due to popular demand and are looking forward to coming back into town to service the town's customer base who are eagerly waiting their return.

Sweat is reportedly seeking to try and "use" some live fish, rather than the dead fish she usually "uses", because she is feeling very excited by the possibility that Derpturd will allow her to unleash her brand of stench on the town in order to extort donations from them.

Off to work, then will attend a town meeting to discuss the possibility of donating feces and some chump change to Derpturd in order to keep Sweat out of town.

Posting last.
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Filthy Smooka
2/17/2018 10:40 am EST
2/17/2018 3:40 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Pee Amore's and Oldwhatshisproblem's Krewe of Buggery members have cleaned up all the anal lube which leaked out their butts after they all passed out after engaging in buggery and so it is safe for them to stand erect again and not fear slipping and falling.


Busy bois!
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Marco D. Beggar
2/17/2018 1:44 pm EST
2/17/2018 6:44 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

The vile and insidious Derpturd is walking behind the forklift that is carrying Sweat down to the river to "use" fish and begging for feces and cash and implying if the townspeople don't start anteing up soon, that he will release Sweat into the town square to menace the populace with her heinous cooter and nasty bunghole just like she recently did during her Krewe of Rounders Mardi Gras parades.


RELEASE THE KRACKEN!!
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Anonymous Coward
2/17/2018 2:43 pm EST
2/17/2018 7:43 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

Well, your face looks funny, so there's that.

VULNAVIA
2/17/2018 4:40 pm EST
2/17/2018 9:40 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Sweat is reportedly seeking to try and "use" some live fish, rather than the dead fish she usually "uses", because she is feeling very excited by the possibility that Derpturd will allow her to unleash her brand of stench on the town in order to extort donations from them.


I guess living fish would be like a vibrating dildo.
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CORN-HO-LIO
2/17/2018 7:16 pm EST
2/18/2018 12:16 am GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

*Wakes up, looks out window and sees a frightful site.

The vile and insidious Derpturd is walking in front of the forklift carrying Sweat from the river, where she was "using" fish, back to his place and is having Sweat air out her very heinous cooter as she passes through town to show that he means business and that the townspeople had better start donating their feces and cash to him.

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem are finally walking normal again after their buggery party and have been instructed by Derpturd to proceed to the sewage treatment plant and start fishing out turds from the main sewer line and return them to him for his pleasure.

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo are reporting that they are earning a lot of horse manure and food stuffs from the Amish that they are providing glory hole service to and that Derpturd will appreciate their efforts.

Sweat is already cackling that Derpturd will owe her a mod position if exposing her heinous cooter in town results in him getting the hoards of feces and some cash that he is claiming he needs in order for him to live in the manner he has become accustomed to.*

Off to town to do chores, then will air out my house from the stench that Sweat has unleashed on the town.

Posting last.
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Filthy Smooka
2/18/2018 11:33 am EST
2/18/2018 4:33 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem are finally walking normal again after their buggery party and have been instructed by Derpturd to proceed to the sewage treatment plant and start fishing out turds from the main sewer line and return them to him for his pleasure.

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Marco D. Beggar
2/18/2018 4:23 pm EST
2/18/2018 9:23 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

The vile and insidious Derpturd is walking in front of the forklift carrying Sweat from the river, where she was "using" fish, back to his place and is having Sweat air out her very heinous cooter as she passes through town to show that he means business and that the townspeople had better start donating their feces and cash to him.

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VULNAVIA
2/18/2018 7:28 pm EST
2/19/2018 12:28 am GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Sweat is already cackling that Derpturd will owe her a mod position if exposing her heinous cooter in town results in him getting the hoards of feces and some cash that he is claiming he needs in order for him to live in the manner he has become accustomed to.*


Sweet and her heinous cooter are legendary......for all the wrong reasons.
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CORN-HO-LIO
2/18/2018 8:23 pm EST
2/19/2018 1:23 am GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

*Wakes up to that wretched bell ringing in the distance.

The vile and insidious Derpturd is ringing his donation bell at his Church of the holy Feculence as usual in the hopes that his minions will come running with bags of feces and cash in hand so that he can continue his wretched existence of being a con man.

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem are in the sewers fishing for turds with a net at Derpturd's request because he claims he is running low on his contingency feces supply and it can be taken for granted that they will be taking ample buggery breaks.

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo are spending the last day providing glory hole service to the Amish but have requested that Courtfool and Your Moron start servicing some of the townspeople after they finish with their customers in the retirement home since many townspeople have begun complaining about the Amish getting special privileges.

Sweet is hoping that the townspeople do not donate feces and cash to Derpturd because she wants desperately to unleash the stench of her heinous cooter on the town because she believes that the entire town does not appreciate her ability to eat all the food she finds in the town dumpsters and she gets routinely dissed wherever she goes.*

Off to services, then will have militia training in the use of new type of gas mask in preparation for Sweat's stench attack.

Posting last.
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Filthy Smooka
2/19/2018 12:37 pm EST
2/19/2018 5:37 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo are spending the last day providing glory hole service to the Amish but have requested that Courtfool and Your Moron start servicing some of the townspeople after they finish with their customers in the retirement home since many townspeople have begun complaining about the Amish getting special privileges.


They have to keep their customers happy.
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Marco D. Beggar
2/19/2018 3:45 pm EST
2/19/2018 8:45 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

The vile and insidious Derpturd is ringing his donation bell at his Church of the holy Feculence as usual in the hopes that his minions will come running with bags of feces and cash in hand so that he can continue his wretched existence of being a con man.

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VULNAVIA
2/19/2018 7:03 pm EST
2/20/2018 12:03 am GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Sweet is hoping that the townspeople do not donate feces and cash to Derpturd because she wants desperately to unleash the stench of her heinous cooter on the town because she believes that the entire town does not appreciate her ability to eat all the food she finds in the town dumpsters and she gets routinely dissed wherever she goes.*


Sweet, pigging out dumpsters is nothing to be impressed with.
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CORN-HO-LIO
2/19/2018 7:56 pm EST
2/20/2018 12:56 am GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

*Wakes up, looks out window and sees a frightening site.

The vile and insidious Derpturd is out in the street begging for donations and has Sweat accompanying him, who is in the truck bed of a dual-wheeled pickup truck since her obesity prevents her being very mobile, and is threatening to have drop "rounders" onto the pavement or worse, expose her heinous cooter and completely foul the air.

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem have fished out a small dump truck load of turds from the sewer for Derpturd despite that they spent most of their waking time engaged in buggery with each other.

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo have finally returned to town after providing glory hole service to the Amish and were met with glad tidings by Courtfool and Your Moron who have been spending their spare time servicing their clients while they were with the Amish.

Sweat has reportedly been lobbying Lunatic Outhouse minions to support her quest for a mod position from Derpturd and has promised not to ban anyone supporting her, unless they challenge her authority, talk about her on other forums of vis PM/s which she will have access to.*

Off to work, then will attend a town meeting to discuss Derpturd's latest demand fo donations.

Posting last.
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Filthy Smooka
2/20/2018 1:34 pm EST
2/20/2018 6:34 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo have finally returned to town after providing glory hole service to the Amish and were met with glad tidings by Courtfool and Your Moron who have been spending their spare time servicing their clients while they were with the Amish.


I'm sure Courtdude and Your Mom din't mind servicing the younger population since they are exclusive service providers in the old folks home.
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Anonymous Coward
2/20/2018 3:52 pm EST
2/20/2018 8:52 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem are in the sewers fishing for turds with a net at Derpturd's request because he claims he is running low on his contingency feces supply and it can be taken for granted that they will be taking ample buggery breaks.


Marco and his "contingency" fund.
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