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Last Post Wins!

Filthy Smooka
2/3/2018 8:20 pm EST
2/4/2018 1:20 am GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem are preparing the Krewe of Buggery to parade this weekend and are strongly urging all their members to practice properly sashaying with their butt plugs in place.


OHHH YEAHHHHHHHH!!
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Anonymous Coward
2/4/2018 9:00 am EST
2/4/2018 2:00 pm GMT

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Sweat has been feverishly "using" cucumbers for personal satisfaction so that she will have scores of them to throw, along with her purple, green and gold "rounders", when her Krewe of Rounders roll again on Sunday and is causing some townspeople to be apprehensive at the thought of it.*


Will they smell of limburger too?? Inquiring minds want to know!
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VULNAVIA
2/4/2018 1:33 pm EST
2/4/2018 6:33 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo have returned to town from servicing the Amish, to allow the townspeople to cash in their "free glory hole service tokens" they were caught during last weekend's parade because they want to throw even kore this weekend because of all the new young customers they are hoping to lure in.


They certainly enjoy their glory hole servicing jobs!!
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CORN-HO-LIO
2/4/2018 5:29 pm EST
2/4/2018 10:29 pm GMT

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*Wakes up, looks out window and sees the usual Saturday morning scene.

The vile and insidious Derpturd is walking in front of the forklift carrying Sweat from the river where she was "using" fish for personal satisfaction, back to his place and as he walks he is dragging a trash can on wheels begging the passersby's to donate feces and/or cash he just might allow Sweat to air out her heinous cooter on the spot.

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem are on the edge of town lining up for their Krewe of Buggery parade, making sure all their Derpturd-headed butt plugs are in place and clearly visible since all their costumes are backless head to heel.

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo have decided to include purple, green and gold colored knee pads as part of their Krewe of Willy Drainers costumes when they parade on Sunday with floats depicting the "History of the Glory Hole".

Sweat announced that she "used" two pickup trucks full of dead fish while down at the river and has another two additional pickup truck loads of "used" cucumbers to throw during her Krewe of Rounders parade on Sunday which will of course feature her coveted multi-colored "rounders" as the main throws.

Off to town to do chores, then will attend a militia meeting to receive a parade safety assignment for the weekend.

Posting last.
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Filthy Smooka
2/4/2018 7:57 pm EST
2/5/2018 12:57 am GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo have decided to include purple, green and gold colored knee pads as part of their Krewe of Willy Drainers costumes when they parade on Sunday with floats depicting the "History of the Glory Hole".

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Marco D. Beggar
2/5/2018 8:38 am EST
2/5/2018 1:38 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

The vile and insidious Derpturd is walking in front of the forklift carrying Sweat from the river where she was "using" fish for personal satisfaction, back to his place and as he walks he is dragging a trash can on wheels begging the passersby's to donate feces and/or cash he just might allow Sweat to air out her heinous cooter on the spot.


the Dutch scammer/extortionist at his best.
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VULNAVIA
2/5/2018 1:48 pm EST
2/5/2018 6:48 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem are on the edge of town lining up for their Krewe of Buggery parade, making sure all their Derpturd-headed butt plugs are in place and clearly visible since all their costumes are backless head to heel.


Marco should be proud!!
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CORN-HO-LIO
2/5/2018 5:29 pm EST
2/5/2018 10:29 pm GMT

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*Wakes up to the sound of a bell ringing in the distance.

The vile and insidious Derpturd is ringing his donation bell as is customary every Sunday at his Church of the Holy Feculence beckoning all his minions to come forth and ante up all their feces and available cash in order to keep him in the wretched life he has been accustomed to.

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem, along with Derpturd, are walking awfully funny toady after yesterday's parade of their Krewe of Buggery, which Depturd is Queen of, because they have been celebrating all night slicking up their willy's with their King Cake flavored lubricant and getting it on with each other.

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo are lining up their floats for their Krewe of Willy Drainers parade and are proudly wearing their Mardi Gras colored knee pads and are planning to flirt and bekon the onlookers to come and get serviced at one of their glory holes.

Sweat has all her floats in her Krewe Of Rounders parade loaded with "used" dead fish and cucumbers, along with hundreds of "rounders" she recently extruded from her nasty, crusty bunghole and will be parading right after Derpturd's Sunday begging session.*

Off to services then will don a gas mask and provide security along the projected parade route of Derpturd's minions.

Posting last.
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Filthy Smooka
2/5/2018 7:30 pm EST
2/6/2018 12:30 am GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem, along with Derpturd, are walking awfully funny toady after yesterday's parade of their Krewe of Buggery, which Depturd is Queen of, because they have been celebrating all night slicking up their willy's with their King Cake flavored lubricant and getting it on with each other.


So they slicked up their willys, done the dirty deeds, and then licked it clean.....GROSSSSS!!!
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Anonymous Coward
2/5/2018 7:33 pm EST
2/6/2018 12:33 am GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

They are all gross over at LOP!
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Marco D. Beggar
2/6/2018 12:45 pm EST
2/6/2018 5:45 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

The vile and insidious Derpturd is ringing his donation bell as is customary every Sunday at his Church of the Holy Feculence beckoning all his minions to come forth and ante up all their feces and available cash in order to keep him in the wretched life he has been accustomed to.


Marco is shameless....simply shameless.
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VULNAVIA
2/6/2018 2:00 pm EST
2/6/2018 7:00 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo are lining up their floats for their Krewe of Willy Drainers parade and are proudly wearing their Mardi Gras colored knee pads and are planning to flirt and bekon the onlookers to come and get serviced at one of their glory holes.

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CORN-HO-LIO
2/6/2018 5:36 pm EST
2/6/2018 10:36 pm GMT

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*Wakes up, looks out window and sees disgusting litter all over the street.

The vile and insidious Derpturd is strolling among the "rounders", "used" dead fish and "used" cucumbers still laying in the street from Sweet's Krewe of Rounders parade and is begging for feces and cash from the townspeople and pointing out that he will let Sweet continue to litter the streets unless they begin donating on a regular basis.

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem have already begun preparing their Krewe of Buggery for next weekend's parade and are crafting a new costume for Queen Derpturd to wear which will feature purple, green and gold wooden shoes, a backless gown and special royal butt plug with a jesters head affixed to the end of the handle for all to see.

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo announced that will have their glory hole vans stationed at the usual place around town where those parade attendees who caught the "free glory hole service" doubloons at their Krewe of Willy Drainers parade can come and redeem them.

Sweat is patting herself on the back again for leaving "rounders", "used" dead fish and "used" cucumbers that she threw from her Krewe of Rounders floats during her parade through town and is cackling that the town deserves it because the entire town disses her on a regular basis.*

Off to work, then will assist the haz-mat crews in cleaning up the town.

Posting last.
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Anonymous Coward
2/6/2018 6:02 pm EST
2/6/2018 11:02 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

Disturbed is really disturbed over this thread, Just sayin.
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Filthy Smooka
2/6/2018 7:32 pm EST
2/7/2018 12:32 am GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo announced that will have their glory hole vans stationed at the usual place around town where those parade attendees who caught the "free glory hole service" doubloons at their Krewe of Willy Drainers parade can come and redeem them.


Going to be a busy night for Disturbed's cock suckers.
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Anonymous Coward
2/7/2018 1:10 am EST
2/7/2018 6:10 am GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

Stop posting I win!

VULNAVIA
2/7/2018 1:37 pm EST
2/7/2018 6:37 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem have already begun preparing their Krewe of Buggery for next weekend's parade and are crafting a new costume for Queen Derpturd to wear which will feature purple, green and gold wooden shoes, a backless gown and special royal butt plug with a jesters head affixed to the end of the handle for all to see.


Queen Derpturd...the party "girl".
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Marco D. Beggar
2/7/2018 4:19 pm EST
2/7/2018 9:19 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

The vile and insidious Derpturd is strolling among the "rounders", "used" dead fish and "used" cucumbers still laying in the street from Sweet's Krewe of Rounders parade and is begging for feces and cash from the townspeople and pointing out that he will let Sweet continue to litter the streets unless they begin donating on a regular basis.


Marco AKA El Puerco
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CORN-HO-LIO
2/7/2018 6:39 pm EST
2/7/2018 11:39 pm GMT

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*Wakes up, looks out window and sees a "Disturbing" site.

The vile and insidious Derpturd is cavorting about wearing his Queen of the Krewe of Buggery costume and hassling people on the street to donate their feces and cash to him so that he can afford to put on the Mardi Gras celebration for the town or else he will release Sweat on the town.

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem and their Krewe of Buggery members have been seen lined up one in front of the other and then connecting themselves to each other, hip to butt, and moving like a centipede while moaning and groaning and thrusting their hips while laughing wildly and call for Derpturd to join in.

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo have left town again to visit the Amish who have been complaining about the lack of glory hole service since the Krewe of Willy Drainers have been parading in town on the weekends when they are usually servicing the Amish men.

Sweat had been eating like the hog that she is and extruding "rounders" at breakneck speed so that she will have an ample supply to throw both in her weekend and fat Tuesday parades and have simultaneously "using" cucumbers which will be this year's special throw in her parades.*

Off to work, then will attend a militia meeting to discuss security assignment for Derpturd's Mardi Gras parades.

Posting last.
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Filthy Smooka
2/8/2018 7:38 am EST
2/8/2018 12:38 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem and their Krewe of Buggery members have been seen lined up one in front of the other and then connecting themselves to each other, hip to butt, and moving like a centipede while moaning and groaning and thrusting their hips while laughing wildly and call for Derpturd to join in.


OMG!!!
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Marco D. Beggar
2/8/2018 11:04 am EST
2/8/2018 4:04 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

The vile and insidious Derpturd is cavorting about wearing his Queen of the Krewe of Buggery costume and hassling people on the street to donate their feces and cash to him so that he can afford to put on the Mardi Gras celebration for the town or else he will release Sweat on the town.


Marco's Queening again.

VULNAVIA
2/8/2018 2:55 pm EST
2/8/2018 7:55 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo have left town again to visit the Amish who have been complaining about the lack of glory hole service since the Krewe of Willy Drainers have been parading in town on the weekends when they are usually servicing the Amish men.


They have to keep their customers happy!
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CORN-HO-LIO
2/8/2018 6:32 pm EST
2/8/2018 11:32 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

*Wakes up, looks out window and sees the militia guarding the school children at tha school bus stop.

The vile and insidious Derpturd is again trying to con the school children out of their lunch money in his relentless pursuit of begging for feces and cash in order to keep him livening in the manner that he has become accustomed to and to buy electronic games and a toupee.

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem and their Krewe of Buggery members are all walking "funny" today after yesterdays "centipede parade" where they all got behind each other and then "connected" to the butt of the one in front of them and then parade around Derpturd's place moaning and groaning.

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo announced that they will remain with the Amish and provide glory hole service to them until Friday before returning for their Krewe of Willy Drainers parade over the weekend.

Sweat is feverishly eating and birthing purple, green and gold "rounders" from her nasty bunghole as she promises to bury the town with them after she throws them from her float during her Krewe of Rounders parades this weekend and next Tuesday.*

Off to work, then will attend a town meeting to discuss dealing with the impending flurry of "rounders".

Posting last.
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Filthy Smooka
2/8/2018 8:28 pm EST
2/9/2018 1:28 am GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem and their Krewe of Buggery members are all walking "funny" today after yesterdays "centipede parade" where they all got behind each other and then "connected" to the butt of the one in front of them and then parade around Derpturd's place moaning and groaning.

Those LOP Gay Bois are something else, aren't they?
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Marco D. Beggar
2/9/2018 12:36 pm EST
2/9/2018 5:36 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

The vile and insidious Derpturd is again trying to con the school children out of their lunch money in his relentless pursuit of begging for feces and cash in order to keep him livening in the manner that he has become accustomed to and to buy electronic games and a toupee.


Marco knows no shame.
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VULNAVIA
2/9/2018 2:56 pm EST
2/9/2018 7:56 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Sweat is feverishly eating and birthing purple, green and gold "rounders" from her nasty bunghole as she promises to bury the town with them after she throws them from her float during her Krewe of Rounders parades this weekend and next Tuesday.*


There Sweet goes again!! Stirring shit!
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CORN-HO-LIO
2/9/2018 6:20 pm EST
2/9/2018 11:20 pm GMT

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*Wakes up, looks out window and sees the usual Friday site.

The vile and insidious Derpturd is in front of the forklift carrying Sweat to the river to "use" fish for sexual satisfaction as is customary on Fridays, and is shamelessly begging for feces and cash while pointing at Sweat and saying "donate or else I will let her expose her heinous cooter and the stench will knock you down".

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem have made a new batch of their King Cake flavored lubricant and have invited all their Krewe of Buggery members to test it out on their butt plugs to insure it lubricates properly then followed by licking it off, again to insure it has the wanted flavor.

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo are expected back today after providing glory hole service to the Amish and will be open for local business at their usual glory hole locations throughout the town.

Sweat has been throwing "rounders" from the forklift carrying her down to the river for demonstrative purposes that she said will be increased a thousand fold on her Krewe of Rounders roll both on Sunday and on Tuesday, Mardi Gras day.*

Off to work, then will attend a town meeting to discuss which is worse, Sweats "rounders" or her heinous cooter.

Posting last.
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Filthy Smooka
2/10/2018 6:35 am EST
2/10/2018 11:35 am GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem have made a new batch of their King Cake flavored lubricant and have invited all their Krewe of Buggery members to test it out on their butt plugs to insure it lubricates properly then followed by licking it off, again to insure it has the wanted flavor.


A little extra "chocolate" flavor to go along with it too!
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Anonymous Coward
2/10/2018 8:47 am EST
2/10/2018 1:47 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

^^There gross over there like that.
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Marco D. Beggar
2/10/2018 12:12 pm EST
2/10/2018 5:12 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

The vile and insidious Derpturd is in front of the forklift carrying Sweat to the river to "use" fish for sexual satisfaction as is customary on Fridays, and is shamelessly begging for feces and cash while pointing at Sweat and saying "donate or else I will let her expose her heinous cooter and the stench will knock you down".

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Jb
2/10/2018 12:40 pm EST
2/10/2018 5:40 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

Wow, the depth in here is overwhelming..

VULNAVIA
2/10/2018 3:39 pm EST
2/10/2018 8:39 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo are expected back today after providing glory hole service to the Amish and will be open for local business at their usual glory hole locations throughout the town.


They truly love their jobs.
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CORN-HO-LIO
2/10/2018 6:39 pm EST
2/10/2018 11:39 pm GMT

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*Wakes up, looks out window and sees a menacing site.

The vile and insidious Derpturd is walking in front of the forklift carrying Sweat from the river back where she has been "using" dead fish to his place and begging for donations and is occasionally having Sweat expose her heinous smelly cooter as a reminder of what awaits to town if the residents do not start anteing up their feces and some cash.

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem, along with their Krewe of Buggery are waiting on the edge of town for their Queen Derpturd to join them so that they can start boarding their floats and prepare to begin their parade later this morning with all the newest members sashaying while playing flutes.

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo have returned from servicing the Amish and long lines are already being reported at all their glory hole locations since they will be parading tomorrow with the Krewe of Willy Drainers.

Sweat is expected to start "using" cucumbers as soon as she gets back to Derpturd's place which she will throw as special "commemorative throws" in honor of HO, her mentor, tomorrow from her float when she parades with her Krewe of Rounders.*

Off to town to do chores then will report for security duty along the parade route.

Posting last.
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Filthy Smooka
2/11/2018 6:19 am EST
2/11/2018 11:19 am GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo have returned from servicing the Amish and long lines are already being reported at all their glory hole locations since they will be parading tomorrow with the Krewe of Willy Drainers.

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Marco D. Beggar
2/11/2018 1:59 pm EST
2/11/2018 6:59 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

The vile and insidious Derpturd is walking in front of the forklift carrying Sweat from the river back where she has been "using" dead fish to his place and begging for donations and is occasionally having Sweat expose her heinous smelly cooter as a reminder of what awaits to town if the residents do not start anteing up their feces and some cash.


Marco will stoop as low as he can go to get donations.
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