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Last Post Wins!

Filthy Smooka
1/22/2018 3:28 pm EST
1/22/2018 8:28 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem will be on hand with their Mardi Gras Krewe of Buggery and will hold their first parade after Derpturd get through begging and he is ready to board the lead float and reign as the Queen of the Krewe of Buggery.

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VULNAVIA
1/22/2018 6:35 pm EST
1/22/2018 11:35 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Sweat, not wanting to outdone for Mardi Gras, has formed her own Krewe of 'Rounders' and will reign as the Queen and will throw custom-produced purple, green and gold "rounders" from the back of a tractor trailer that will be carrying her huge and bulbous body on.*


THAT will be a site to behold!
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Anonymous Coward
1/22/2018 7:22 pm EST
1/23/2018 12:22 am GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

Sweet has the most smelly thang on the Internet. Just sayin.
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CORN-HO-LIO
1/23/2018 6:19 am EST
1/23/2018 11:19 am GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

*Wakes up, looks out window and sees the usual disturbing site.

The vile and insidious Derpturd is being relentless with his Beg-A-Thon and is now telling the school children if they don't donate their lunch money to him he is going to send Sweat to each of their homes and have her leave "rounders" all over their lawns and expose her heinous cooter into their house air intake systems.

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem held their first Mardi Gras parade yesterday with their Krewe of Buggery and threw butt plugs, with Derpturd's head on one end, to the onlookers causing many of them to disperse.

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo have returned from the countryside, where they have been providing glory hole service to the Amish, and have their glory hole vans stationed in their usual area and are open for local business.

Sweat's Krewe of Rounders will parade next weekend for the first time and all the members will be dressed as "rounders" and throw beads which were hand-rolled from Sweat's "rounders" and still possessing the smell that is Derpturd's favorite.*

Off to work, then will attend a town meeting to discuss the health consequences or "rounders" being thrown on to the town's streets.

Posting last.
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marco D. Beggar
1/23/2018 11:05 am EST
1/23/2018 4:05 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

The vile and insidious Derpturd is being relentless with his Beg-A-Thon and is now telling the school children if they don't donate their lunch money to him he is going to send Sweat to each of their homes and have her leave "rounders" all over their lawns and expose her heinous cooter into their house air intake systems.


Marco the extortionist.
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Filthy Smooka
1/23/2018 4:07 pm EST
1/23/2018 9:07 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem held their first Mardi Gras parade yesterday with their Krewe of Buggery and threw butt plugs, with Derpturd's head on one end, to the onlookers causing many of them to disperse.

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VULNAVIA
1/23/2018 7:05 pm EST
1/24/2018 12:05 am GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Sweat's Krewe of Rounders will parade next weekend for the first time and all the members will be dressed as "rounders" and throw beads which were hand-rolled from Sweat's "rounders" and still possessing the smell that is Derpturd's favorite.*


Should be a favorite...NOT!!!
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CORN-HO-LIO
1/24/2018 8:47 am EST
1/24/2018 1:47 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

*Wakes up, looks out window and sees the militia chasing someone.

The vile and insidious Derpturd reportedly has just tried to rob a number of school children at the school bus stop of their lunch money because they were not willing to donate it during his ongoing Beg-A-Thon and now it is feared that he will Sweat into the fray with her heinous cooter.

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem announced that the butt plugs with a replica Derpturd's head affixed to the handle-end were a big hit for the minions at their Krewe of Buggery parade on Sunday and have been receiving requests for more.

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo have invited Courtfool and Your Moron, who exclusively service residents in the retirement home, to service some of their younger customers since they give more cream than the older retired gents.

Sweat is busy extruding "rounders" for the members of her Krewe of Rounders to throw in their parade next weekend and so it is hoped that the townspeople will be safe from her heinous menacing cooter, at least for a while.

Off to work, then will attend a militia meeting regarding providing security for the town during the Lunatic Outhouses Mardi Gras parades.

Posting last.
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Anonymous Coward
1/24/2018 11:51 am EST
1/24/2018 4:51 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

The vile and insidious Derpturd reportedly has just tried to rob a number of school children at the school bus stop of their lunch money because they were not willing to donate it during his ongoing Beg-A-Thon and now it is feared that he will Sweat into the fray with her heinous cooter.



Marco, the Insidious!!
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Filthy Smooka
1/24/2018 5:14 pm EST
1/24/2018 10:14 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo have invited Courtfool and Your Moron, who exclusively service residents in the retirement home, to service some of their younger customers since they give more cream than the older retired gents.


Courtdude and Your Mom will love the fresh "cream".
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VULNAVIA
1/24/2018 6:52 pm EST
1/24/2018 11:52 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Sweat is busy extruding "rounders" for the members of her Krewe of Rounders to throw in their parade next weekend and so it is hoped that the townspeople will be safe from her heinous menacing cooter, at least for a while.


Preventing Sweet from airing out her cooter is MOST important!
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CORN-HO-LIO
1/25/2018 8:27 am EST
1/25/2018 1:27 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

*Wakes up, looks out window and sees the militia guarding the school children at the school bus stop.

The vile and insidious Derpturd attempted to rob the school children of their lunch money yesterday and the children are being guarded by the militia forcing Derpturd back to begging for feces and cash from motorist at street intersection stop signs and stop lights.

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem are having fun designing new butt plugs for their members in their Mardi Gras Krewe of Buggery and in addition to the one with a likeness of Derpturd's head on one end, they have added ones with the likenesses of Freeblow and Courtfool on the business ends of the butt plugs.

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo have announced that they will be moving around in a "round robin" fashion to each glory hole location so that their customers can sample the style of each member on the glory hole provider team.

Sweat is bragging that she is producing purple, green and gold "rounders" for her Mardi Gras Krewe of Rounders which she says will be the special throws that her Krewe will be tossing when they parade next weekend.*

Off to work, then will attend a town meeting to discuss Derpturd's aggressive panhandling.

Posting last.
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Marco D. Beggar
1/25/2018 12:35 pm EST
1/25/2018 5:35 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

The vile and insidious Derpturd attempted to rob the school children of their lunch money yesterday and the children are being guarded by the militia forcing Derpturd back to begging for feces and cash from motorist at street intersection stop signs and stop lights.


And so it begin!!
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Filthy Smooka
1/25/2018 5:21 pm EST
1/25/2018 10:21 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem are having fun designing new butt plugs for their members in their Mardi Gras Krewe of Buggery and in addition to the one with a likeness of Derpturd's head on one end, they have added ones with the likenesses of Freeblow and Courtfool on the business ends of the butt plugs.


PERFECT!!!!
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VULNAVIA
1/26/2018 7:55 am EST
1/26/2018 12:55 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo have announced that they will be moving around in a "round robin" fashion to each glory hole location so that their customers can sample the style of each member on the glory hole provider team.


Sounds like they are enjoying their "jobs" and having fun.
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Anonymous Coward
1/26/2018 8:50 am EST
1/26/2018 1:50 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

Sweat is busy extruding "rounders" for the members of her Krewe of Rounders to throw in their parade next weekend and so it is hoped that the townspeople will be safe from her heinous menacing cooter, at least for a while.

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CORN-HO-LIO
1/26/2018 12:51 pm EST
1/26/2018 5:51 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

*Wakes up, looks out window and sees someone in the street dodging cars which seem to be trying to hit him.

The vile and insidious Derpturd is aggressively carrying on his Beg-A-Thon at street intersections and the motorists are getting angry with him because he has been doing it for more than a week and he is getting more and more aggressive each day causing some motorists to nudge him with their car.

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem are hoping that the weather will continue getting warmer for their Krewe of Buggery parade on the weekend so that they can wear their backless togas so that everyone will be able to see the butt plugs they will be wearing which will have a likeness of Derpturd's head on one end for everyone to see.

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo are enjoying giving glory hole service to each other customers and report that the customers are enjoying experiencing the style and techniques of each of the glory hole providers.

Sweat reportedly was seen in the town square early this morning leaving a rather large stinky "rounder" on the steps of the Town Hall and when a passerby tried to intervene, she unleashed the stench of her heinous cooter causing him to be hospitalized.*

Off to work, then will have surveillance duty at Derpturd's place to insure that Sweat does not sneak away again.

Posting last.
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Marco D, Beggar
1/26/2018 2:28 pm EST
1/26/2018 7:28 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

The vile and insidious Derpturd is aggressively carrying on his Beg-A-Thon at street intersections and the motorists are getting angry with him because he has been doing it for more than a week and he is getting more and more aggressive each day causing some motorists to nudge him with their car.


Marco may become someone's hood ornament.
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Filthy Smooka
1/26/2018 6:44 pm EST
1/26/2018 11:44 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem are hoping that the weather will continue getting warmer for their Krewe of Buggery parade on the weekend so that they can wear their backless togas so that everyone will be able to see the butt plugs they will be wearing which will have a likeness of Derpturd's head on one end for everyone to see.


OH MY!!!!!
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VULNAVIA
1/27/2018 8:01 am EST
1/27/2018 1:01 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Sweat reportedly was seen in the town square early this morning leaving a rather large stinky "rounder" on the steps of the Town Hall and when a passerby tried to intervene, she unleashed the stench of her heinous cooter causing him to be hospitalized.*


Sweet stirring shite again.
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CORN-HO-LIO
1/27/2018 2:00 pm EST
1/27/2018 7:00 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

*Wakes up, looks out window and sees a despicable Friday site.

The vile and insidious Derpturd is following behind the forklift that's carrying Sweat to the river to "use" dead fish, and is aggressively begging for feces or cash from everyone he passes threatening to have Sweat either drop a "rounder" on them or be menaced with the smell of her heinous cooter.

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem and their Mardi Krewe of Buggery will parade tomorrow with Derpturd reining as their Queen, and plan to sashay up and down the town's main streets tossing butt plugs, that have a likeness of Derpturd's head on them, to the expected crowds.

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo have made a last minute decision to form their own Mardi Gras Krewe of Willy Drainers which will feature floats depicting the history of glory holes, as well as their fleet of glory hole vans.

Sweat intends to have her Krewe of Rounders parade on Sunday after Derpturd's Sunday Beg-A-Thon and in addition to throwing purple, green and gold "rounders", but also the dead fish she "used" on Friday down by the river.*

Off to work, then will report for a militia assignment along the proposed Lunatic Outhouse parade routes.

Posting last.
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Marco D. Beggar
1/27/2018 4:50 pm EST
1/27/2018 9:50 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

The vile and insidious Derpturd is following behind the forklift that's carrying Sweat to the river to "use" dead fish, and is aggressively begging for feces or cash from everyone he passes threatening to have Sweat either drop a "rounder" on them or be menaced with the smell of her heinous cooter.


Marco will stoop to anything to shake down his minions.
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Filthy Smooka
1/27/2018 7:26 pm EST
1/28/2018 12:26 am GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem and their Mardi Krewe of Buggery will parade tomorrow with Derpturd reining as their Queen, and plan to sashay up and down the town's main streets tossing butt plugs, that have a likeness of Derpturd's head on them, to the expected crowds.


Derpturd the QUEEN!!
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Just winning
1/27/2018 10:25 pm EST
1/28/2018 3:25 am GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

That would be me...The Grand wiener.

VULNAVIA
1/28/2018 12:56 pm EST
1/28/2018 5:56 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo have made a last minute decision to form their own Mardi Gras Krewe of Willy Drainers which will feature floats depicting the history of glory holes, as well as their fleet of glory hole vans.

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CORN-HO-LIO
1/28/2018 2:40 pm EST
1/28/2018 7:40 pm GMT

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*Wakes up, looks out window and sees two despicable sites.

The vile and insidious Derpturd is sitting on a throne aboard a float reigning as the Queen of the Krewe of Buggery and is waiting to begin parading while Sweat passes by being carried on a forklift from the river back to Derpturd's place.

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem, along with the like-minded memebers of the Krewe of Buggery, will march behind the float carrying Derpturd and wearing their backless togas so everyone can see the likeness of Derpturd's head on the handle of the butt plugs they have inserted.

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo are presently out providing glory hole to the Amish, but have promised their Krewe of Willy Drainers will parade tomorrow behinds Sweat's Krewe of Rounders.

Sweat is anxious to return to Derpturd's place because she has some last minute "rounders" to extrude from her bunghole that she will be throwing to and at parade onlookers along with the score of dead fish she "used" all day Friday.*

Off to town to do chores, then will have guard duty along the parade route of the Krewe of Buggery.

Posting last.
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Marco D. Beggar
1/28/2018 5:08 pm EST
1/28/2018 10:08 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

The vile and insidious Derpturd is sitting on a throne aboard a float reigning as the Queen of the Krewe of Buggery and is waiting to begin parading while Sweat passes by being carried on a forklift from the river back to Derpturd's place.

Marco, the Queen of scammers.
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Filthy Smooka
1/28/2018 8:31 pm EST
1/29/2018 1:31 am GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem, along with the like-minded members of the Krewe of Buggery, will march behind the float carrying Derpturd and wearing their backless togas so everyone can see the likeness of Derpturd's head on the handle of the butt plugs they have inserted.


Sounds delightful....NOT!!
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VULNAVIA
1/29/2018 12:33 pm EST
1/29/2018 5:33 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Sweat is anxious to return to Derpturd's place because she has some last minute "rounders" to extrude from her bunghole that she will be throwing to and at parade onlookers along with the score of dead fish she "used" all day Friday.*


That's sweet of Sweet.
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CORN-HO-LIO
1/29/2018 3:15 pm EST
1/29/2018 8:15 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

*Wakes up to the sound of a bell ringing in the distance.

The vile and insidious Derpturd is ringing his Beg-A-Thon bell summoning all the Lunatic Outhouse members to come and ante up their donations of feces and cash lest they be banned from all activities in the Outhouse.

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem are recovering from their Krewe of Buggery parade yesterday because afterwards their entire Krewe, along with Queen Derpturd, engaged in unabashed Buggery after they extracted their parade butt plugs.

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo will be parading with their Krewe of Willy Drainers later tonight whose theme is "the History of the Glory Hole" and they will be throwing tokens good for one glory hole servicing at any of their many locations around the county.

Sweat will parade with her Krewe of Rounders immediately after Derpturd's usual Sunday begging and the smell of the "rounders" loaded on her float is already stinking up the town even though it is several miles away.*

Off to services then will report for haz-mat duty to be ready to clean up the many "rounders" that Sweat will be throwing from her float.

Posting last.
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Marco D. Beggar
1/29/2018 5:16 pm EST
1/29/2018 10:16 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

The vile and insidious Derpturd is ringing his Beg-A-Thon bell summoning all the Lunatic Outhouse members to come and ante up their donations of feces and cash lest they be banned from all activities in the Outhouse.


The Dutch scammer strikes again!
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Filthy Smooka
1/29/2018 8:16 pm EST
1/30/2018 1:16 am GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo will be parading with their Krewe of Willy Drainers later tonight whose theme is "the History of the Glory Hole" and they will be throwing tokens good for one glory hole servicing at any of their many locations around the county.


I have always been interested in the history of the glory hole.
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katsung47
1/29/2018 8:35 pm EST
1/30/2018 1:35 am GMT

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52.
"Public Announcement January 12, 2002

Anybody who is interested in my messages posted in internet can download them and publish them with no obligation. It's free. I have only two request: 1. Put my name "Kat Hak Sung" on the publish. 2. You can correct mis-spelling word, but can't add or reduce the content of each message. No individual person, or group, or organization can own my messages privately and forbid others to read, publish them. The purpose of this announcement is to prevent someone from censoring my messages if I was murdered. Kat Hak Sung is my real name.

Kat Hak Sung"

I have recently receieved an E-mail from a man said he is a publisher. He wrote, "Can you give me your name if it is okay to publish your story which certainly seems to be true as I know a good deal about police departments and the FBI." And later got another message in internet as this:
HAL838 </GovernmentConspiracies/profile?>Sent: 1/2/2002 10:58 AM
Forgive me for not following your thread as closely as I could to have possibly missed something; ...... What am I missing here? Can you put your story in a smoothly readable format and send to me. (I'd like to print it out to read at leisure in a way that wouldn't waste all my ink and paper.) Also if anyone wants to know more about the story that's on this page <http://www.geocities.com/hal838us/TributeToTruth.html> you'll find what I deemed fit to print (for the time being) and some interesting documents at <http://communities.msn.com/WorldCitizensConcerns>

I don't communicate privately with unknown in case there is a trap. I don't want anybody declare that they have sole private right of my messages because I directly e-mail them. I don't want to disappoint those who really intend to publish my messages. So I made previous public announcement. I was harassed these days by slow processing, losing contact with internet so had to sign in repeatedly. All these gave me an impression that they are setting up a new plot to dimolish me and my postings. I used to go to each web site about 10-15 days. If I failed to continue with my thread, then you know what have happened. If something unfortunately happened, I think most likely they would have some informants or undercovers posting some messages to defame such like 'mental disorder', gave host an excuse to delete it, or simply, activate a virus attack. And the time most likely will be at the end of this month. I'll give my reason in next message.

VULNAVIA
1/30/2018 12:21 pm EST
1/30/2018 5:21 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem are recovering from their Krewe of Buggery parade yesterday because afterwards their entire Krewe, along with Queen Derpturd, engaged in unabashed Buggery after they extracted their parade butt plugs.


"Queen Disturbed"...
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CORN-HO-LIO
1/30/2018 2:03 pm EST
1/30/2018 7:03 pm GMT

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*Wakes up, looks out window and sees a disgusting site.

The vile and insidious Derpturd is not only still running his Beg-A-Thon by trying to con the school children out of their lunch money, but there are "rounders" all over the roads, lawns, buildings and vehicles that Sweat threw from a float when her Krewe of Rounders paraded yesterday.

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem are putting together a new lubricant to be exclusively used before and after their Mardi Gras parades that tastes like King Cake so that they can get in the spirit of Mardi Gras during their buggery sessions.

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo. Along with Courtfool and Your Moron, held their first Krewe of Willy Drainers Mardi Gras parade yesterday and the tokens good for free glory hole service from them were coveted throws for the onlookers.

Sweat made good on her threat to throw purple, green and gold "rounders" from her float yesterday, along with "used" used dead fish, thereby causing the town to smell horrible today and she reportedly ecstatic about it and plans a bigger barrage durin next weekend's parade.*

Off to work, then will clean the "rounders" off my lawn and the roof of the house.

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