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CORN-HO-LIO
1/28/2018 2:40 pm EST
1/28/2018 7:40 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

*Wakes up, looks out window and sees two despicable sites.

The vile and insidious Derpturd is sitting on a throne aboard a float reigning as the Queen of the Krewe of Buggery and is waiting to begin parading while Sweat passes by being carried on a forklift from the river back to Derpturd's place.

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem, along with the like-minded memebers of the Krewe of Buggery, will march behind the float carrying Derpturd and wearing their backless togas so everyone can see the likeness of Derpturd's head on the handle of the butt plugs they have inserted.

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo are presently out providing glory hole to the Amish, but have promised their Krewe of Willy Drainers will parade tomorrow behinds Sweat's Krewe of Rounders.

Sweat is anxious to return to Derpturd's place because she has some last minute "rounders" to extrude from her bunghole that she will be throwing to and at parade onlookers along with the score of dead fish she "used" all day Friday.*

Off to town to do chores, then will have guard duty along the parade route of the Krewe of Buggery.

Posting last.
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Marco D. Beggar
1/28/2018 5:08 pm EST
1/28/2018 10:08 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

The vile and insidious Derpturd is sitting on a throne aboard a float reigning as the Queen of the Krewe of Buggery and is waiting to begin parading while Sweat passes by being carried on a forklift from the river back to Derpturd's place.

Marco, the Queen of scammers.
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Filthy Smooka
1/28/2018 8:31 pm EST
1/29/2018 1:31 am GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem, along with the like-minded members of the Krewe of Buggery, will march behind the float carrying Derpturd and wearing their backless togas so everyone can see the likeness of Derpturd's head on the handle of the butt plugs they have inserted.


Sounds delightful....NOT!!
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VULNAVIA
1/29/2018 12:33 pm EST
1/29/2018 5:33 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Sweat is anxious to return to Derpturd's place because she has some last minute "rounders" to extrude from her bunghole that she will be throwing to and at parade onlookers along with the score of dead fish she "used" all day Friday.*


That's sweet of Sweet.
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CORN-HO-LIO
1/29/2018 3:15 pm EST
1/29/2018 8:15 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

*Wakes up to the sound of a bell ringing in the distance.

The vile and insidious Derpturd is ringing his Beg-A-Thon bell summoning all the Lunatic Outhouse members to come and ante up their donations of feces and cash lest they be banned from all activities in the Outhouse.

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem are recovering from their Krewe of Buggery parade yesterday because afterwards their entire Krewe, along with Queen Derpturd, engaged in unabashed Buggery after they extracted their parade butt plugs.

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo will be parading with their Krewe of Willy Drainers later tonight whose theme is "the History of the Glory Hole" and they will be throwing tokens good for one glory hole servicing at any of their many locations around the county.

Sweat will parade with her Krewe of Rounders immediately after Derpturd's usual Sunday begging and the smell of the "rounders" loaded on her float is already stinking up the town even though it is several miles away.*

Off to services then will report for haz-mat duty to be ready to clean up the many "rounders" that Sweat will be throwing from her float.

Posting last.
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Marco D. Beggar
1/29/2018 5:16 pm EST
1/29/2018 10:16 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

The vile and insidious Derpturd is ringing his Beg-A-Thon bell summoning all the Lunatic Outhouse members to come and ante up their donations of feces and cash lest they be banned from all activities in the Outhouse.


The Dutch scammer strikes again!
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Filthy Smooka
1/29/2018 8:16 pm EST
1/30/2018 1:16 am GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo will be parading with their Krewe of Willy Drainers later tonight whose theme is "the History of the Glory Hole" and they will be throwing tokens good for one glory hole servicing at any of their many locations around the county.


I have always been interested in the history of the glory hole.
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katsung47
1/29/2018 8:35 pm EST
1/30/2018 1:35 am GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

52.
"Public Announcement January 12, 2002

Anybody who is interested in my messages posted in internet can download them and publish them with no obligation. It's free. I have only two request: 1. Put my name "Kat Hak Sung" on the publish. 2. You can correct mis-spelling word, but can't add or reduce the content of each message. No individual person, or group, or organization can own my messages privately and forbid others to read, publish them. The purpose of this announcement is to prevent someone from censoring my messages if I was murdered. Kat Hak Sung is my real name.

Kat Hak Sung"

I have recently receieved an E-mail from a man said he is a publisher. He wrote, "Can you give me your name if it is okay to publish your story which certainly seems to be true as I know a good deal about police departments and the FBI." And later got another message in internet as this:
HAL838 </GovernmentConspiracies/profile?>Sent: 1/2/2002 10:58 AM
Forgive me for not following your thread as closely as I could to have possibly missed something; ...... What am I missing here? Can you put your story in a smoothly readable format and send to me. (I'd like to print it out to read at leisure in a way that wouldn't waste all my ink and paper.) Also if anyone wants to know more about the story that's on this page <http://www.geocities.com/hal838us/TributeToTruth.html> you'll find what I deemed fit to print (for the time being) and some interesting documents at <http://communities.msn.com/WorldCitizensConcerns>

I don't communicate privately with unknown in case there is a trap. I don't want anybody declare that they have sole private right of my messages because I directly e-mail them. I don't want to disappoint those who really intend to publish my messages. So I made previous public announcement. I was harassed these days by slow processing, losing contact with internet so had to sign in repeatedly. All these gave me an impression that they are setting up a new plot to dimolish me and my postings. I used to go to each web site about 10-15 days. If I failed to continue with my thread, then you know what have happened. If something unfortunately happened, I think most likely they would have some informants or undercovers posting some messages to defame such like 'mental disorder', gave host an excuse to delete it, or simply, activate a virus attack. And the time most likely will be at the end of this month. I'll give my reason in next message.

VULNAVIA
1/30/2018 12:21 pm EST
1/30/2018 5:21 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem are recovering from their Krewe of Buggery parade yesterday because afterwards their entire Krewe, along with Queen Derpturd, engaged in unabashed Buggery after they extracted their parade butt plugs.


"Queen Disturbed"...
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CORN-HO-LIO
1/30/2018 2:03 pm EST
1/30/2018 7:03 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

*Wakes up, looks out window and sees a disgusting site.

The vile and insidious Derpturd is not only still running his Beg-A-Thon by trying to con the school children out of their lunch money, but there are "rounders" all over the roads, lawns, buildings and vehicles that Sweat threw from a float when her Krewe of Rounders paraded yesterday.

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem are putting together a new lubricant to be exclusively used before and after their Mardi Gras parades that tastes like King Cake so that they can get in the spirit of Mardi Gras during their buggery sessions.

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo. Along with Courtfool and Your Moron, held their first Krewe of Willy Drainers Mardi Gras parade yesterday and the tokens good for free glory hole service from them were coveted throws for the onlookers.

Sweat made good on her threat to throw purple, green and gold "rounders" from her float yesterday, along with "used" used dead fish, thereby causing the town to smell horrible today and she reportedly ecstatic about it and plans a bigger barrage durin next weekend's parade.*

Off to work, then will clean the "rounders" off my lawn and the roof of the house.

Posting last.
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Marco D. Beggar
1/30/2018 5:08 pm EST
1/30/2018 10:08 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

The vile and insidious Derpturd is not only still running his Beg-A-Thon by trying to con the school children out of their lunch money, but there are "rounders" all over the roads, lawns, buildings and vehicles that Sweat threw from a float when her Krewe of Rounders paraded yesterday.


Marco takes donations of rounders too!
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Filthy Smooka
1/30/2018 8:17 pm EST
1/31/2018 1:17 am GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem are putting together a new lubricant to be exclusively used before and after their Mardi Gras parades that tastes like King Cake so that they can get in the spirit of Mardi Gras during their buggery sessions.


YES!!!!
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VULNAVIA
1/31/2018 11:27 am EST
1/31/2018 4:27 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo. Along with Courtfool and Your Moron, held their first Krewe of Willy Drainers Mardi Gras parade yesterday and the tokens good for free glory hole service from them were coveted throws for the onlookers.


At least they are good at something!
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CORN-HO-LIO
1/31/2018 2:55 pm EST
1/31/2018 7:55 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

*Wakes up, looks out window and sees what's becoming an everyday event.

The vile and insidious Derpturd is back in the streets hassling motorists at stop signs and stop lights for donations of feces and cash in exchange for keeping Sweat out of town as he continues his usual Beg-A-Thon.

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem taste-tested their new King Cake flavored lubricant before, during and after engaging in buggery in which Derpturd participated since he is Queen of the Krewe of Buggery.

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo have announced that Courtfool and Your Moron, the glory hole providers at the retirement home, will have their own float in next weekend's parade on which they will be demonstrating their techniques to customers who are in wheel and rocking chairs.

Sweat is working her bunghole overtime producing hundreds of purple, green and gold "rounders" and besides throwing "used" dead fish, she will also be throwing "used" cucumbers which she is "using" as this report is being written.

Off to work, then will attend a town meeting to discuss how to deal with all the deplorable things Sweat will be throwing in her parade.

Posting last.
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Marco D. Beggar
1/31/2018 6:18 pm EST
1/31/2018 11:18 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

The vile and insidious Derpturd is back in the streets hassling motorists at stop signs and stop lights for donations of feces and cash in exchange for keeping Sweat out of town as he continues his usual Beg-A-Thon


The Dutch scammer/extortionist at work.
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Filthy Smooka
1/31/2018 8:41 pm EST
2/1/2018 1:41 am GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem taste-tested their new King Cake flavored lubricant before, during and after engaging in buggery in which Derpturd participated since he is Queen of the Krewe of Buggery.

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VULNAVIA
2/1/2018 12:45 pm EST
2/1/2018 5:45 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo have announced that Courtfool and Your Moron, the glory hole providers at the retirement home, will have their own float in next weekend's parade on which they will be demonstrating their techniques to customers who are in wheel and rocking chairs.


So Courtdude and Your Mom are going to be giving BJs to old folks on a float??
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CORN-HO-LIO
2/1/2018 4:53 pm EST
2/1/2018 9:53 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

*Wakes up, looks out window and sees a strange site.

The vile and insidious Derpturd is now out in the streets holding a sign that reads "poor and homeless" as he has stopped his aggressive begging in the streets and now is assuming a more passive role in hopes of making his Beg-A-Thon more productive in gathering donations of feces and cash.

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem were giddy as school girls because all their like-minded members of the Krewe of Buggery just love their new King Cake flavored lubricant and many members were seen licking it off their butt plugs.

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo have made an impromptu visit to the Amish to provide glory hole services because they will be parading this weekend with their Krewe of Willy Drainers when they are usually servicing the Amish.

Sweat has been feverishly "using" cucumbers for personal satisfaction so that she will have scores of them to throw, along with her purple, green and gold "rounders", when her Krewe of Rounders roll again on Sunday and is causing some townspeople to be apprehensive at the thought of it.*

Off to work, then will attend a militia meeting and sign up for security duty along the supposed parade routes.

Posting last.
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Marco D. Beggar
2/1/2018 7:31 pm EST
2/2/2018 12:31 am GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

The vile and insidious Derpturd is now out in the streets holding a sign that reads "poor and homeless" as he has stopped his aggressive begging in the streets and now is assuming a more passive role in hopes of making his Beg-A-Thon more productive in gathering donations of feces and cash.


Marco....THE scam artist.
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Filthy Smooka
2/2/2018 6:25 am EST
2/2/2018 11:25 am GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem were giddy as school girls because all their like-minded members of the Krewe of Buggery just love their new King Cake flavored lubricant and many members were seen licking it off their butt plugs.

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Anonymous Coward
2/2/2018 8:41 am EST
2/2/2018 1:41 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

Sweat is working her bunghole overtime producing hundreds of purple, green and gold "rounders" and besides throwing "used" dead fish, she will also be throwing "used" cucumbers which she is "using" as this report is being written.


Sweet learned well from HO.
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VULNAVIA
2/2/2018 12:47 pm EST
2/2/2018 5:47 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo have made an impromptu visit to the Amish to provide glory hole services because they will be parading this weekend with their Krewe of Willy Drainers when they are usually servicing the Amish.


I bet the Amish are VERY happy now !
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CORN-HO-LIO
2/2/2018 4:10 pm EST
2/2/2018 9:10 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

*Wakes up, looks out window and sees another strange site.

The vile and insidious Derpturd is now standing on the street corner, with a box on the ground to collect donations, and preaching about the high quality of the Lunatic Outhouse and that he as a homeless, penniless pissant has to rely on the generosity of others to keep it up and running.

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem, along with their like-minded Krewe of Buggery members, have been lubricating their butt plugs with their King Cake flavored lubricant, inserting them and them sashaying around Derpturd's place before removing the butt plugs and licking them clean.

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo have so impressed the Amish with their glory hole servicing ability, that the Amish have offered them the use of their horses to pull their Krewe of Willy Drainers floats in this weekend's parade.

Sweat has announced that she has over 100 "used" cucumbers to throw in this weekend's parade and has promised to "use" over 100 fish on Friday as additional "special" throws to her admirers, but has irreverently promised to menace her detractors with her heinous cooter.*

Off to work, then will assist the militia in re-stocking gas masks because they will be needed when Sweat parades this weekend.

Posting last.
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Anonymous Coward
2/2/2018 6:15 pm EST
2/2/2018 11:15 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

Sweat made good on her threat to throw purple, green and gold "rounders" from her float yesterday, along with "used" used dead fish, thereby causing the town to smell horrible today and she reportedly ecstatic about it and plans a bigger barrage durin next weekend's parade.*


Sweet.....stirring shit as usual!
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Anonymous Coward
2/2/2018 6:21 pm EST
2/2/2018 11:21 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!


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Filthy Smooka
2/2/2018 7:44 pm EST
2/3/2018 12:44 am GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem, along with their like-minded Krewe of Buggery members, have been lubricating their butt plugs with their King Cake flavored lubricant, inserting them and them sashaying around Derpturd's place before removing the butt plugs and licking them clean.



Those Gay boys are gross!!
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Marco D. Beggar
2/3/2018 9:44 am EST
2/3/2018 2:44 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

The vile and insidious Derpturd is now standing on the street corner, with a box on the ground to collect donations, and preaching about the high quality of the Lunatic Outhouse and that he as a homeless, penniless pissant has to rely on the generosity of others to keep it up and running.


Marco..the "pissant" .
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VULNAVIA
2/3/2018 1:04 pm EST
2/3/2018 6:04 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo have so impressed the Amish with their glory hole servicing ability, that the Amish have offered them the use of their horses to pull their Krewe of Willy Drainers floats in this weekend's parade.


Those Amish horses will make poop for Marco too!!
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CORN-HO-LIO
2/3/2018 5:47 pm EST
2/3/2018 10:47 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

*Wakes up, looks out window and see the usual disgusting Friday site.

The vile and insidious Derpturd is walking behind the forklift carrying Sweat down to the river to "use" fish and demanding that the townspeople donate all their feces and spare cash to him other he will allow Sweat to unleash the horrors of her heinous cooter onto the townspeople.

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem are preparing the Krewe of Buggery to parade this weekend and are strongly urging all their members to practice properly sashaying with their butt plugs in place.

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo have returned to town from servicing the Amish, to allow the townspeople to cash in their "free glory hole service tokens" they were caught during last weekend's parade because they want to throw even kore this weekend because of all the new young customers they are hoping to lure in.

Sweat is cackling that she will be throwing scores, if not hundreds, of "used" cucumbers and dead fish, along with purple, green and gold "rounders" and will make the town smell like it has not ever before.*

Off to work, then will go to the militia to get final weekend assignments.

Posting last.
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Filthy Smooka
2/3/2018 8:20 pm EST
2/4/2018 1:20 am GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem are preparing the Krewe of Buggery to parade this weekend and are strongly urging all their members to practice properly sashaying with their butt plugs in place.


OHHH YEAHHHHHHHH!!
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Anonymous Coward
2/4/2018 9:00 am EST
2/4/2018 2:00 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

Sweat has been feverishly "using" cucumbers for personal satisfaction so that she will have scores of them to throw, along with her purple, green and gold "rounders", when her Krewe of Rounders roll again on Sunday and is causing some townspeople to be apprehensive at the thought of it.*


Will they smell of limburger too?? Inquiring minds want to know!
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VULNAVIA
2/4/2018 1:33 pm EST
2/4/2018 6:33 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo have returned to town from servicing the Amish, to allow the townspeople to cash in their "free glory hole service tokens" they were caught during last weekend's parade because they want to throw even kore this weekend because of all the new young customers they are hoping to lure in.


They certainly enjoy their glory hole servicing jobs!!
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CORN-HO-LIO
2/4/2018 5:29 pm EST
2/4/2018 10:29 pm GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

*Wakes up, looks out window and sees the usual Saturday morning scene.

The vile and insidious Derpturd is walking in front of the forklift carrying Sweat from the river where she was "using" fish for personal satisfaction, back to his place and as he walks he is dragging a trash can on wheels begging the passersby's to donate feces and/or cash he just might allow Sweat to air out her heinous cooter on the spot.

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem are on the edge of town lining up for their Krewe of Buggery parade, making sure all their Derpturd-headed butt plugs are in place and clearly visible since all their costumes are backless head to heel.

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo have decided to include purple, green and gold colored knee pads as part of their Krewe of Willy Drainers costumes when they parade on Sunday with floats depicting the "History of the Glory Hole".

Sweat announced that she "used" two pickup trucks full of dead fish while down at the river and has another two additional pickup truck loads of "used" cucumbers to throw during her Krewe of Rounders parade on Sunday which will of course feature her coveted multi-colored "rounders" as the main throws.

Off to town to do chores, then will attend a militia meeting to receive a parade safety assignment for the weekend.

Posting last.
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Filthy Smooka
2/4/2018 7:57 pm EST
2/5/2018 12:57 am GMT

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RE: Last Post Wins!

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke's glory hole tag-team duo have decided to include purple, green and gold colored knee pads as part of their Krewe of Willy Drainers costumes when they parade on Sunday with floats depicting the "History of the Glory Hole".

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Marco D. Beggar
2/5/2018 8:38 am EST
2/5/2018 1:38 pm GMT

RE: Last Post Wins!

The vile and insidious Derpturd is walking in front of the forklift carrying Sweat from the river where she was "using" fish for personal satisfaction, back to his place and as he walks he is dragging a trash can on wheels begging the passersby's to donate feces and/or cash he just might allow Sweat to air out her heinous cooter on the spot.


the Dutch scammer/extortionist at his best.
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