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AE's very first official poo thread

Anonymous Coward
3/10/2018 8:57 am EST
3/10/2018 1:57 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I made a hullava pooping to day. I mad a long hard kolbasa about 14 inches long, followed by a long blast of brown water and loose poops. I her it told that drinking a lot of alcohol can cause this. Well, I certainly had a lot last night!
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Anonymous Coward
3/10/2018 8:59 am EST
3/10/2018 1:59 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Big surprise that Trump haters are poop posters.
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Anonymous Coward
3/10/2018 12:25 pm EST
3/10/2018 5:25 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Big surprise that Trump haters are poop posters.


Yes, there is NO difference between Trump and poop, Poop posters post about the biggest piece of poop there is.....TRUMP!!
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Anonymous Coward
3/10/2018 12:35 pm EST
3/10/2018 5:35 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

My name is Donald trump, and I approve ^^^^^This message.
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Jimmy 2 Poops
3/10/2018 1:15 pm EST
3/10/2018 6:15 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I had my 2 poops on schedule today! They were about 30 mins. apart and measured 13 and 9 inches. A good days work! eh??
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Anonymous Coward
3/10/2018 3:17 pm EST
3/10/2018 8:17 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Weird day of turd letting today. I had 5 of them!! YES! 5 poops!. The first one was small, just a 6 inch log. The second was a respectable 12 incher. The third was a bunch of small skinny twigs, the fourth was generally loose balls and brown water and the last was a bunch of small sticky tootsie rolls.

My behind got a workout from all the wiping.
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Anonymous Coward
3/10/2018 4:53 pm EST
3/10/2018 9:53 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

"Big surprise that Trump haters are poop posters."


Yes, there is NO difference between Trump and poop, Poop posters post about the biggest piece of poop there is.....TRUMP!!

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Anonymous Coward
3/10/2018 6:14 pm EST
3/10/2018 11:14 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I named it Donny the Klutz because Klutz is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trump is by far and away the best example of one


That's being rather nice to Drump.
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Anonymous Coward
3/10/2018 7:19 pm EST
3/11/2018 12:19 am GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Trumps face is the new poop emoji for the world.
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Anonymous Coward
3/10/2018 7:53 pm EST
3/11/2018 12:53 am GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Bung Bung Recovery

Poo Master
3/10/2018 8:07 pm EST
3/11/2018 1:07 am GMT

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RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Your Big Stinky Guide to the Fascinating History of Farts

https://www.menshealth.com/guy-wisdom/history-of-farts

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, without a doubt, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "D" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 14" long. I named it Donny the Dumb-ox because Dumb-ox is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trump is a moron to the n-teenth degree . I mocked it, then I urinated on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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Poop is on time
3/11/2018 6:14 am EST
3/11/2018 11:14 am GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

It may be daylight savings time, but my pooping adjusted automatically!! It's right n time! YAY!!
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Anonymous Coward
3/11/2018 8:28 am EST
3/11/2018 1:28 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Mine was just a little off. My urge to poo usually awakens me. it's kind of automatic, like an alarm clock. Hopefully it will get back in sync. It usually does.
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Jimmy 2 Poops
3/11/2018 12:34 pm EST
3/11/2018 5:34 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I had my 2 poops as usual today, but unlike some others, mine was not on DST, so they were a little late but not by much because mine seem to be more linked to eating breakfast and/or drinking coffee.
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Anonymous Coward
3/11/2018 2:58 pm EST
3/11/2018 7:58 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I saw the biggest log I've ever seen! It was in the toilet in a rest area on the interstate near St Louis MO and this monster was ginormous! It was so long it didnt fit flat in the toilet and was only partly submerged. It was light in color and was about as big around as the big end of a baseball bat. I'll bet whoever downloaded it felt like his innards were being ripped out. What could cause somebody to drop one that huge?

Anonymous Coward
3/11/2018 3:10 pm EST
3/11/2018 8:10 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

^^Sounds as if who ever pooped it has has his sphincter stretched out by anal play or sex or something. Prolly was some trucker into such activities. Also prolly ate a lot the day before and maybe didn't poop for a coupe of day. Just a guess.
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Anonymous Coward
3/11/2018 5:55 pm EST
3/11/2018 10:55 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Sounds like going into the rest room and finding a monster lurking in the toilet.

I wonder if Sweet was in the area. THAT would solve the entire question!
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Poo Master
3/12/2018 5:23 am EST
3/12/2018 10:23 am GMT

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RE: AE's very first official poo thread

YOUR MOST MEMORABLE FART

http://www.visordown.com/forum/general/your-most-memorable-fart

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, surprise, surprise, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "D" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 15" long. I named it Donny the Dizzard because Dizzard is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trump is just a natural moron . I flipped it the bird with both hands, then I hockered on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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Anonymous Coward
3/12/2018 9:04 am EST
3/12/2018 2:04 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I just squeezed out some peanut butter consistency.

Jimmy 2 Poops
3/12/2018 2:05 pm EST
3/12/2018 7:05 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I had my 2 poops today and everything seems to be adjusted to DST. The first poop was a nice sausage that was 12 inches long. The second was a bunch of loose raggedly looking poops. Cleaned out good nonetheless!!
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Anonymous Coward
3/12/2018 3:49 pm EST
3/12/2018 8:49 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I had three small poops today. Didn't measure any of them because they were small and numerous. they were kind of sticky too. Took a lot of TP to get clean.
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Satisfied Pooper
3/12/2018 4:58 pm EST
3/12/2018 9:58 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

365 days!!! That's a year of mighty fine pooping!!!!

I hope my poop karma will be the same for a second straight year!!
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Anonymous Coward
3/12/2018 5:29 pm EST
3/12/2018 10:29 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

What is "poop karma"? How do you get it?
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Poo Master
3/12/2018 6:41 pm EST
3/12/2018 11:41 pm GMT

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RE: AE's very first official poo thread

All the Flatulent Ladies: Farts Are the Great Equalizers

https://jezebel.com/5984630/all-the-flatulent-ladies-farts-are-the-great-equalizers

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, of course, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "F" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 16" long. I named it Donny the Fumbler because Fumbler is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trump is the definition of a moron . I laughed at it, then I spit on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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Anonymous Coward
3/12/2018 7:23 pm EST
3/13/2018 12:23 am GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I named it Donny the Dumb-ox because Dumb-ox is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trump is a moron to the n-teenth degree

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Elaine
3/12/2018 9:05 pm EST
3/13/2018 2:05 am GMT

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RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Did you ever poo something you know you didn't eat?

Well medicated for your protection. ॐ ♡

Anonymous Coward
3/13/2018 7:09 am EST
3/13/2018 12:09 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Did you ever poo something you know you didn't eat?


YES!! Don't you just hate when that happens??? I mean WTF!!!
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Jimmy 2 Poops
3/13/2018 1:39 pm EST
3/13/2018 6:39 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

My 2 poops were right on time today! looks like my bowels are on DST now! the first was a 10 incher and the second was 8 inches. Normal in all respects.
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Anonymous Coward
3/13/2018 5:21 pm EST
3/13/2018 10:21 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I had a brown water attack this morning. However after that all seems to be well as I had two 'normal" poops since then.
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Anonymous Coward
3/13/2018 5:47 pm EST
3/13/2018 10:47 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

That happens to me after I been drinking heavy the night before.
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Anonymous Coward
3/13/2018 6:02 pm EST
3/13/2018 11:02 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Happens to me after eating Mexican or a lot of veggies.
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Anonymous Coward
3/13/2018 6:25 pm EST
3/13/2018 11:25 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Pooping is orgasmic at times! No., I'm NOT Gay or BI!
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Anonymous Coward
3/13/2018 7:05 pm EST
3/14/2018 12:05 am GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

^ I agree. Sometime I sit on the pot for an hour relishes the throes of the orgasm!
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Poo Master
3/13/2018 7:24 pm EST
3/14/2018 12:24 am GMT

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RE: AE's very first official poo thread

5 Common Types Of Female Farts

http://www.thefrisky.com/2012-03-08/5-common-types-of-female-farts/

HELL YEAH!!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, as expected, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "m" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 19" long. I named it Donny the mindless because Mindless is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps actions prove that he is one . I mocked it, then I urinated on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all!!
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Coiler
3/14/2018 8:03 am EST
3/14/2018 1:03 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I made a 21 inch poo coil this morning. It wrapped around into a 1.5 coil.
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