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AE's very first official poo thread

Poo Master
4/14/2018 1:44 pm EST
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Embarrassing Fart Stories

https://www.gamespot.com/forums/offtopic-discussion-314159273/embarrassing-fart-stories-28991082/

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, well what do you know, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "S" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 20" long. I named it {b]Donny the Simple-minded because Simple-minded is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps inability to see the forest for the trees, proves that he is one. I upchucked on it, then I gave it a diarrhea shower , and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!

Poo Master
4/14/2018 1:45 pm EST
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RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Embarrassing Fart Stories

https://www.gamespot.com/forums/offtopic-discussion-314159273/embarrassing-fart-stories-28991082/

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, well what do you know, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "S" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 20" long. I named it {b]Donny the Simple-minded because Simple-minded is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps inability to see the forest for the trees, proves that he is one. I upchucked on it, then I gave it a diarrhea shower , and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!

Poo Master
4/14/2018 1:46 pm EST
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RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Embarrassing Fart Stories

https://www.gamespot.com/forums/offtopic-discussion-314159273/embarrassing-fart-stories-28991082/

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, well what do you know, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "S" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 20" long. I named it {b]Donny the Simple-minded because Simple-minded is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps inability to see the forest for the trees, proves that he is one. I upchucked on it, then I gave it a diarrhea shower , and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!

Poo Master
4/14/2018 1:46 pm EST
4/14/2018 6:46 pm GMT

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RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Embarrassing Fart Stories

https://www.gamespot.com/forums/offtopic-discussion-314159273/embarrassing-fart-stories-28991082/

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, well what do you know, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "S" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 20" long. I named it {b]Donny the Simple-minded because Simple-minded is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps inability to see the forest for the trees, proves that he is one. I upchucked on it, then I gave it a diarrhea shower , and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!

Poo Master
4/14/2018 1:47 pm EST
4/14/2018 6:47 pm GMT

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RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Embarrassing Fart Stories

https://www.gamespot.com/forums/offtopic-discussion-314159273/embarrassing-fart-stories-28991082/

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, well what do you know, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "S" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 20" long. I named it {b]Donny the Simple-minded because Simple-minded is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps inability to see the forest for the trees, proves that he is one. I upchucked on it, then I gave it a diarrhea shower , and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!

Poo Master
4/14/2018 1:48 pm EST
4/14/2018 6:48 pm GMT

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RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Embarrassing Fart Stories

https://www.gamespot.com/forums/offtopic-discussion-314159273/embarrassing-fart-stories-28991082/

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, well what do you know, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "S" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 20" long. I named it {b]Donny the Simple-minded because Simple-minded is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps inability to see the forest for the trees, proves that he is one. I upchucked on it, then I gave it a diarrhea shower , and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!

Poo Master
4/14/2018 1:49 pm EST
4/14/2018 6:49 pm GMT

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RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Embarrassing Fart Stories

https://www.gamespot.com/forums/offtopic-discussion-314159273/embarrassing-fart-stories-28991082/

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, well what do you know, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "S" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 20" long. I named it {b]Donny the Simple-minded because Simple-minded is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps inability to see the forest for the trees, proves that he is one. I upchucked on it, then I gave it a diarrhea shower , and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!

Poo Master
4/14/2018 1:49 pm EST
4/14/2018 6:49 pm GMT

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RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Embarrassing Fart Stories

https://www.gamespot.com/forums/offtopic-discussion-314159273/embarrassing-fart-stories-28991082/

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, well what do you know, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "S" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 20" long. I named it {b]Donny the Simple-minded because Simple-minded is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps inability to see the forest for the trees, proves that he is one. I upchucked on it, then I gave it a diarrhea shower , and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!

Poo Master
4/14/2018 1:50 pm EST
4/14/2018 6:50 pm GMT

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RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Embarrassing Fart Stories

https://www.gamespot.com/forums/offtopic-discussion-314159273/embarrassing-fart-stories-28991082/

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, well what do you know, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "S" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 20" long. I named it {b]Donny the Simple-minded because Simple-minded is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps inability to see the forest for the trees, proves that he is one. I upchucked on it, then I gave it a diarrhea shower , and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!

Poo Master
4/14/2018 1:51 pm EST
4/14/2018 6:51 pm GMT

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RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Embarrassing Fart Stories

https://www.gamespot.com/forums/offtopic-discussion-314159273/embarrassing-fart-stories-28991082/

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, well what do you know, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "S" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 20" long. I named it {b]Donny the Simple-minded because Simple-minded is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps inability to see the forest for the trees, proves that he is one. I upchucked on it, then I gave it a diarrhea shower , and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!

Anonymous Coward
4/14/2018 2:36 pm EST
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Three posts..must be a LOT of embarrassing fart stories!
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Anonymous Coward
4/14/2018 5:20 pm EST
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Late afternoon poo here. After having 2 Lattes, I made a ginormourous impromptu poop! It was only 11 inches but it felt like 20 inches coming out. maybe it was because it came out before its time!
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Anonymous Coward
4/15/2018 6:49 pm EST
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I just dropped a coil that circled around the toilet bowl in a double loop. It was a light brown color and smelled horrible. It took a moment to ponder Digsturd, then I flushed.

Anonymous Coward
4/16/2018 7:25 am EST
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I mad a nice 15 inch bad boy today. Smelled very bad, ut was of nice form and shape. It was slick and slid righ tout and so wiping by butt hole was easy.
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4/16/2018 10:03 am EST
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Went to a festival yesterday and ate a lot of Mexican food. This morning, it a lot of small turds and brown water.
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Poo Master
4/16/2018 2:42 pm EST
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Passing Gas: Most Mortifying Fart Experiences

http://www.rebelcircus.com/blog/passing-gas-most-mortifying-fart-experiences/

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, of course, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "B" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 17" long. I named it Donny the Butcher because Butcher is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps thinking everything that he does not agree with, is wrong, proves it. I urinated on it, then I hockered on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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Jimmy 2 Poops
4/16/2018 6:21 pm EST
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My 2 poops today were more or less on schedule. The first was a long slick beauty 13 inches long. 20 minutes later, the second emerged at 8 inches long with a lot of gas. Tis a good day !!!!
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4/17/2018 12:05 pm EST
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I HAD A HUGGGGGGEEEEEE evacuation today. It looks as if I had solid, loose and watery poop all at the same time. NO SHIT! (no pun intended). I could feel each phase as it exited my bum with all that water shooting out like a hose at the end. I do believe my bowels are empty now.
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Poo Master
4/17/2018 7:32 pm EST
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Most Odoriferous Flatulence.

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/archive/index.php/t-426919.html

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, TAAAADAAAA, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "G" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 16" long. I named it Donny the Goof-off because Goof-off is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps continuous denial of reality and the truth, proves it. I puked on it, then I hockered on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump!!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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4/18/2018 6:54 am EST
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I had a big poop fest today. I made a toilet full of turds that looked like various sized meat balls. They didn;t smell like meat balls though.
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4/18/2018 6:24 pm EST
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Fart Scented Candle - The worst smelling best idea ever

https://stinkycandlecompany.com/product/fart-candle/

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, no doubt, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "M" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 19" long. I named it Donny the Meatball because Meatball is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps inability to admit he's wrong, even when it can be proven that he is, proves it. I urinated on it, then I showered it with diarrhea, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump!!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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Anonymous Coward
4/18/2018 7:07 pm EST
4/19/2018 12:07 am GMT

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OMG!!! ^^^Someone is really selling a candle that gives off a fart scent!!!
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Anonymous Coward
4/19/2018 6:23 am EST
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LOP has 100's of them burning at any one time.
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4/19/2018 6:23 am EST
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Anonymous Coward
4/19/2018 3:28 pm EST
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It seems those fart-scented candles are REAL!!! I am considering getting one just out of curiosity.
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Poo Master
4/19/2018 8:07 pm EST
4/20/2018 1:07 am GMT

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Liquid Ass Fart Spray - The Worst Smell In The World

https://fandomplanet.com/products/liquid-ass-fart-spray

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, as usual, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "L" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 13" long. I named it Donny the Looby because Looby is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps pathological denial of reality proves it. I urinated on it, then blew a big green snot out of my nose on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump!!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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Jimmy 2 Poops
4/20/2018 3:24 pm EST
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My 2 poops today were on schedule, but exceptionally smelly. The first was a 8 inch long sticky turd that had some other loos turds with it. The second was not measurable because it was a lot of loose poop balls and a spritzing of brown water.
Seemed to be everything thought !
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Anonymous Coward
4/21/2018 6:47 am EST
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Got up this am and had a very gaseous loose poop that came out so hard that it splashed by bum. The entire water surface was covered with floating dark brown poop. I feel that another one will be coming soon as my gut is rumbling.
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4/21/2018 2:34 pm EST
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Liquid Ass Fart Spray - The Worst Smell In The World

https://fandomplanet.com/products/liquid-ass-fart-spray


This stuff is REAL !!! LOL

I need to get some of this and keep it in my purse and spray it in places where the stink will surprise everyone. Good gag!!
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4/22/2018 6:36 am EST
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Jimmy 2 Poops
4/22/2018 4:48 pm EST
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I had my 2 poops today but they were out of sync a bit, It took almost an hour for the second one to come out, but not to worry. They were both nice formed 9 inch poops that were sleek and smooth with a perfect brown color! YAY!
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4/23/2018 5:23 am EST
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4/23/2018 11:10 am EST
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After some waiting, I pushed out a 20 inch poo coil, intact, that looked like a big brown snake in the toilet bowl water. It was firm, not sticky or smelly too!
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Jimmy 2 Poops
4/23/2018 4:16 pm EST
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I had my 2 poops today and they were nice, loose and right on schedule! I guess all the fruits and vegetables prevented nice measurable poo coils, but I do believe that I am thoroughly cleaned out!! YAY!!
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