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AE's very first official poo thread

Anus
2/10/2018 1:06 pm EST
2/10/2018 6:06 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I named it Donny the Anus because Anus is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps behavior proves that he is one.


We found the mate for ~ta~ (the Anus)!!!
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Anonymous Coward
2/10/2018 5:01 pm EST
2/10/2018 10:01 pm GMT

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^^
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Poo Master
2/10/2018 7:29 pm EST
2/11/2018 12:29 am GMT

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Lifting The Lid On Farting And Flatulence

http://www.abc.net.au/health/features/stories/2013/09/24/3855151.htm

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, as usual, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "B" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 17" long. I named it Donny the Butthole because Butthole is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps proves he is one every time he opens his mouth. I urinated on it, then I hockered on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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Anonymous Coward
2/11/2018 8:45 am EST
2/11/2018 1:45 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Loose poops today prolly due to all the fried cabbage I ate yesterday. It also kind of smelled like cabbage to. The best thing is that is was easy to wipe clean even though I had 3 of these kinds of poops!
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Satisfied Pooper
2/11/2018 4:39 pm EST
2/11/2018 9:39 pm GMT

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It's now 336 straight days of most fabulous pooping!

The gods of poop are keeping my good poop karma going! YAY!!!
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Poo Master
2/11/2018 7:08 pm EST
2/12/2018 12:08 am GMT

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RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Everything You Need to Know to Never Give a Fart About Farting Again

https://greatist.com/discover/what-farts-reveal-about-diet

HELL YEAH!!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, of course, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "D" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 20" long. I named it Donny the Douchebag because Douchebag is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trump is just a natural at acting like one. I urinated on it, then I flipped it the bird it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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Anonymous Coward
2/11/2018 8:29 pm EST
2/12/2018 1:29 am GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I had a lot (3) of sloppy poops today. Mostly soft poop and a bunch of diarrhea. I have no idea why. Maybe I am coming down with something.

Anonymous Coward
2/11/2018 9:16 pm EST
2/12/2018 2:16 am GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

^^Yeah, that sucks. i find that it is usually the result of too many veggies and or fruit.

Anonymous Coward
2/12/2018 8:09 am EST
2/12/2018 1:09 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

My first poop of the morning was a 16 inch kielbasa that was over an inch wide. it was firm and sleek and slid right out once I gave it a little push. it was very refreshing to get it out.

Anonymous Coward
2/12/2018 3:58 pm EST
2/12/2018 8:58 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I ate nothing but salad and soup yesterday and I suspect I crapped my brains out today.
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Poo Master
2/12/2018 7:51 pm EST
2/13/2018 12:51 am GMT

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RE: AE's very first official poo thread

My Wifes Farts Smell Like Fish

http://www.topix.com/forum/city/harlan-ky/TM3JHA5UG3CE4DOL0/my-wifes-farts-smell-like-fish

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, OMG, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "A" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 18" long. I named it Donny the Asshat because Asshat is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps face proves that he is, in fac,t one. I mocked it, then I urinated on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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Anonymous Coward
2/12/2018 8:23 pm EST
2/13/2018 1:23 am GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

There's nothing like a good poop to start the day!
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Jimmy 2 poops
2/13/2018 8:00 am EST
2/13/2018 1:00 pm GMT

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I made my usual 2 poops today. A 15 and a 8 incher. Fat and shiny and left skidmarks. Moderate clean up though.
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Anonymous Coward
2/13/2018 6:22 pm EST
2/13/2018 11:22 pm GMT

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^^^It's not the number of poops, rather, its the amount and 23 inches of poop is a goodly amount. Ya did well!!
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Poo Master
2/13/2018 8:09 pm EST
2/14/2018 1:09 am GMT

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10 Things That Happen During Sex You Think Are Gross But Are Actually Totally Normal, Because Unexpected Farts Happen To The Best Of Us

https://www.bustle.com/articles/92535-10-things-that-happen-during-sex-you-think-are-gross-but-are-actually-totally-normal-because

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, without a doubt, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "L" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 14" long. I named it Donny the Lamebrain because Lamebrain is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps thinking pattern proves that he is one. I urinated on it, then I showered it with diarrhea, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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Anonymous Coward
2/14/2018 8:18 am EST
2/14/2018 1:18 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Decent poop today. One 19 inch long sausage that had a long slim point at one end. it was also semi-hard, so it left no skid mark and and it was easy to clean the poop chute.
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Sweet
2/14/2018 5:27 pm EST
2/14/2018 10:27 pm GMT

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I have to chime in here. Before I left my shift at McDonalds. I left a poop so big in the rest room that it overflowed when I flushed it. Since I went in the customers BR instead of the employees one, I just laughed and ran out..
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Fred Fudgepants
2/14/2018 6:04 pm EST
2/14/2018 11:04 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I MADE A HUGE FUDGE PIE WITH NUTS FOR ELAINE JUST MOMENTS AGO AND IT'S ON THE WAY TO HER FRONT DOOR IN TIME FOR DESSERT, YOU'RE WELCOME

Anonymous Coward
2/14/2018 7:12 pm EST
2/15/2018 12:12 am GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

^^nice report!
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Poo Master
2/14/2018 8:30 pm EST
2/15/2018 1:30 am GMT

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WHY SOME FARTS SMELL SO MUCH WORSE THAN OTHERS

https://www.thrillist.com/health/nation/why-do-my-farts-smell-so-bad

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, what else, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "J" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 19" long. I named it Donny the Jackass because Jackass is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps behavior validates that every day. I laughed at it, then I gave it a two fisted middle finger salute, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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Anonymous Coward
2/15/2018 7:53 am EST
2/15/2018 12:53 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

First poop of the day was a nice one and came in at 10 inches long. The second poop was mostly loose and could be measured. There was a lot of corn with it too. All in all, not a bad morning poop.
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Anonymous Coward
2/15/2018 2:40 pm EST
2/15/2018 7:40 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I didn't crap like usual this morning. After lunch I mad a humongous, nasty smelling crap complete with a poo coil, loose poop and brown water. Good thing I work for a large employer and so I was able to flee the rest room undetected so no ne would know I made the the rest room smell like hell.
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Anonymous Coward
2/15/2018 4:37 pm EST
2/15/2018 9:37 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I named it Donny the Asshat because Asshat is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps face proves that he is, in fact, one


Asshat. True forum-speak, but it applies to the AOTUS in this case.
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Anonymous Coward
2/15/2018 5:09 pm EST
2/15/2018 10:09 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

AOTUS = Asshat Of The United States

Poo Master
2/15/2018 7:08 pm EST
2/16/2018 12:08 am GMT

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This Is What Your Farts Say About You, According To Science

http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/04/this-is-what-your-farts-say-about-you-according-to-science-5794604/

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, as always, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "S" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 49" long. I named it Donny the Sap because Sap is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trump is a sap's sap. I mocked it, then I hockered on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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Anonymous Coward
2/16/2018 1:38 pm EST
2/16/2018 6:38 pm GMT

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I made two loose poops today. I suppose it was caused by the large salads I had yesterday. The loose poos shot out quite fast and didn't smell as awful as sometimes.
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Anonymous Coward
2/16/2018 5:12 pm EST
2/16/2018 10:12 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I named it Donny the Butthole because Butthole is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps proves he is one every time he opens his mouth


Donald the Butthole lives in a shithole.
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Anonymous Coward
2/16/2018 7:41 pm EST
2/17/2018 12:41 am GMT

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Poo Master
2/16/2018 8:20 pm EST
2/17/2018 1:20 am GMT

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Here's Why Guinness Farts Smell So Damn Horrible

http://www.dailyedge.ie/guinness-farts-smell-so-bad-because-2437185-Nov2015/

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, wouldn't you know it, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "F" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 22" long. I named it Donny the Featherbrain because Featherbrain is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trump . I urinated it, then I spat on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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Anonymous Coward
2/17/2018 11:18 am EST
2/17/2018 4:18 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I had loose stool today and the strange thing is that there were small lime green balls mixed in with it. What's up with that I wonder??? Bile??
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Anonymous Coward
2/17/2018 3:17 pm EST
2/17/2018 8:17 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

dropped a 21 inch sausage into the terlet today. It was smelly, but not too smell and I was able to wipe my arse with a minimum of TP and so everything went down with one flush!
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Anonymous Coward
2/17/2018 4:57 pm EST
2/17/2018 9:57 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Pooping today was normal despite eating a lot of Mexicali last night. Smelled like Mexican but were well formed firm turds. Little gas too. i was expecting worse so it turned out to be an everyday poop.

Poo Master
2/17/2018 7:30 pm EST
2/18/2018 12:30 am GMT

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There's a Reason Why It Smells Extra Gross If You Fart in the Shower

http://mentalfloss.com/article/504773/theres-reason-why-it-smells-extra-gross-if-you-fart-shower

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, OMG, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "D" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 15" long. I named it Donny the Duffer because Duffer is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trump leaves no doubt that he is one. I hockered on it, then I cussed it out real good, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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Anonymous Coward
2/17/2018 7:57 pm EST
2/18/2018 12:57 am GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Give me a long poo coil!!!

Anonymous Coward
2/17/2018 8:01 pm EST
2/18/2018 1:01 am GMT

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Nothing like a nice piece of poop hat looks like Bung Bung
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