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AE's very first official poo thread

Poo Master
4/5/2018 6:31 pm EST
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The Definitive Ranking Of The Worst Places To Fart

https://www.buzzfeed.com/alejandroalba/how-to-fart?utm_term=.aoYzqw7rV#.pfr4bNJ9D

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, as expected, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "K" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 18" long. I named it Donny the Know-nothing because Know-nothing is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps lack of knowledge about anything proves it. I urinated on it, then I blew a green snot out of my nose on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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Poo Master
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How a Fart Killed 10,000 People

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This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, none other than, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "I" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 11" long. I named it {b]Donny the Incompetent because Incompetent is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps babbling lies and thinking they are the truth proves it. I spat on it, then I urinated on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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Anonymous Coward
4/7/2018 10:51 am EST
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I guess I either had too many tacos, beer or both last night. This morning I had very loose turds, brown water and a LOT of gas. The gas smelled like Mexican food.
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Jimmy 2 Poops
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I had my 2 poops as expected today, but they were not as large as usual and I ascribe that to the amount of food I ate yesterday. The first was a 10 incher that was hard coming out. The second was a mere 5 inches and not very wide. That was ll that I had today, so I guess I am done.
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Anonymous Coward
4/8/2018 7:24 am EST
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I laid down a big 16 inch turd this morning. It actually stuck out of the water because it was so hard and straight. A good days work, eh??
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Satisfied Pooper
4/8/2018 5:10 pm EST
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392 STRAIGHT DAYS of perfect pooping!!! My pooping Karma remains with me! HAIL to the GODS of POOPING!!
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Anonymous Coward
4/8/2018 6:12 pm EST
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^^BULLY FOR YOU!

Some of us get constipated or have diarrhea on a daily basis!
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Anonymous Coward
4/9/2018 6:15 am EST
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My turds today, so far, look likes cowpies. it might be all the gumbo I ate yesterday.
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Poo Master
4/9/2018 11:20 am EST
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Best/worst fart stories - The Something Awful Forums

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849778

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This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, without a doubt, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "H" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 17" long. I named it Donny the Harebrain because harebrain is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps denial of reality more or less confirms it. I urinated on it, then I hockered on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
smiley

Poo Master
4/9/2018 7:49 pm EST
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Okay kids... your best fart stories.

http://www.tikiroom.com/tikicentral/bb/viewtopic.php?topic=5066&forum=6&start=15&23

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, thank goodness, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "M" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 16" long. I named it Donny the Mismanager because Mismanager is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps public behavior confirms that contention. I hockered on it, then I gave it a diarrhea shower, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
smiley

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4/10/2018 4:41 pm EST
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I only poo like once every 3 days.

I'm on suboxone, it's an opioid and makes me kind of constipated.

Anonymous Coward
4/11/2018 7:15 am EST
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Top O'the pooping morning!! I just dropped 1 17 inch loaf into the toilet. It made a splash and wet my bum. It was hard, long and smooth. No skid marks either!
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Poo Master
4/11/2018 11:16 am EST
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What's the worst fart you have ever done - General Chat - FoxesTalk

https://www.foxestalk.co.uk/topic/98892-whats-the-worst-fart-you-have-ever-done/

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, surprise, surprise, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "D" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 15" long. I named it Donny the Dumdum because Dumdum is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps lack of knowledge of just about anything proves it. I urinated on it, then I blew a big green sot out of my nose on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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Anonymous Coward
4/12/2018 7:25 am EST
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Had a nice crap this morning. It was a mix of a lot of short wieners and loose ragged poop, It took a while to come out but felt refreshed after it did. It was kind of sticky at the end, so it took a bit of wiping to get clean. Almost left skid mark, but it got washed away at the very last.
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Satisfied Pooper
4/12/2018 11:39 am EST
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396 Straight Days of great pooping !!! YES!!!! My bowels have been on a roll !! My the gods of pooping stay with me along with my pooping Karma!
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Poo Master
4/12/2018 2:58 pm EST
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The Ultimate Guide To Pooping In Japan

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HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in yet another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "J" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 17" long. I named it Donny the Jerk-off because Jerk-off is synonym for Moron and that is also what his parent called Donald Trump when he was growing up. I cussed it how, sat back down and showered it with diarrhea and then flushed it down the mouth of the Donald Trump !

Love and poo coils to all !
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4/12/2018 6:15 pm EST
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I made a late afternoon poo. it was incredibly smelly, but only a few small worms and a couple of poop balls energed from my bunghole. Weird indeed.
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4/12/2018 7:15 pm EST
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I named it Donny the Jerk-off because Jerk-off is synonym for Moron and that is also what his parent called Donald Trump when he was growing up.

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Poo Master
4/13/2018 12:37 pm EST
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The Worst Rim-Job Story Ever

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This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, surprise, surprise, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "D" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 15" long. I named it Donny the Mucker because Mucker is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps always claiming everything negative about him is fake news prove that he is one. I urinated on it, then I gave it a brown water shower, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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katya
4/13/2018 3:11 pm EST
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After the worst of the urge to barf had passed, I swished around a little of his mouthwash (directly from the bottle – if I can put my mouth on his butt, so can he)
Pocahontas would not be proud of her as her representative.

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4/13/2018 3:15 pm EST
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I ate some greasy hamburgers earlier an now my rounders aren't really round. They're more like blobs of peanut butter, only a little darker. I guess you could call them mud pies.

Jimmy 2 Poops
4/13/2018 4:29 pm EST
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I actually had 3 poops today. I think it was due to a lot of vegetables I ate last night. The first 2 poops were more or less normal and measured 8 and 9 inches. The third was rather loose, but no brown water.
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4/13/2018 4:40 pm EST
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I named it Donny the Mucker because Mucker is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps always claiming everything negative about him is fake news prove that he is one.


It's called having a narcissistic personality with delusional elements. Pretty much sums up Trump.

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I had a bit of diarrhea this morning. Later on I had a rather normal poop and it was a normal looking turd in shape. I think I am going to have to go again soon. I can feel my sphincter wanting to push something out.
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Anonymous Coward
4/14/2018 12:51 am EST
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i must admit i have outdone myself once again. I have dropped the most perfect rounder ever. my log is about an inch and a half in diameter and uncoiled it is about 2 feet long. it smells of nutmeg and bread with a note of garlic that perfectly balances the savory aroma. I should have it mounted on the wall to show my guests how perfect my rounders are. the texture is surprisingly smooth considering it is made of so many peanuts. the colour is a perfect brown hue that will compliment my living room.

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4/14/2018 7:34 am EST
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^^^ It sounds truly magnificent!!! You should take pictures and post a link to them here!!! It would make many people exhilarated to such a thing of beauty!
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Poo Master
4/14/2018 1:36 pm EST
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Embarrassing Fart Stories

https://www.gamespot.com/forums/offtopic-discussion-314159273/embarrassing-fart-stories-28991082/

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, well what do you know, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "S" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 20" long. I named it {b]Donny the Simple-minded because Simple-minded is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps inability to see the forest for the trees, proves that he is one. I upchucked on it, then I gave it a diarrhea shower , and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
smiley

Poo Master
4/14/2018 1:37 pm EST
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Embarrassing Fart Stories

https://www.gamespot.com/forums/offtopic-discussion-314159273/embarrassing-fart-stories-28991082/

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, well what do you know, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "S" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 20" long. I named it {b]Donny the Simple-minded because Simple-minded is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps inability to see the forest for the trees, proves that he is one. I upchucked on it, then I gave it a diarrhea shower , and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
smiley

Poo Master
4/14/2018 1:37 pm EST
4/14/2018 6:37 pm GMT

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RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Embarrassing Fart Stories

https://www.gamespot.com/forums/offtopic-discussion-314159273/embarrassing-fart-stories-28991082/

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, well what do you know, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "S" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 20" long. I named it {b]Donny the Simple-minded because Simple-minded is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps inability to see the forest for the trees, proves that he is one. I upchucked on it, then I gave it a diarrhea shower , and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
smiley

Poo Master
4/14/2018 1:38 pm EST
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RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Embarrassing Fart Stories

https://www.gamespot.com/forums/offtopic-discussion-314159273/embarrassing-fart-stories-28991082/

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, well what do you know, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "S" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 20" long. I named it {b]Donny the Simple-minded because Simple-minded is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps inability to see the forest for the trees, proves that he is one. I upchucked on it, then I gave it a diarrhea shower , and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
smiley

Poo Master
4/14/2018 1:39 pm EST
4/14/2018 6:39 pm GMT

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RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Embarrassing Fart Stories

https://www.gamespot.com/forums/offtopic-discussion-314159273/embarrassing-fart-stories-28991082/

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, well what do you know, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "S" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 20" long. I named it {b]Donny the Simple-minded because Simple-minded is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps inability to see the forest for the trees, proves that he is one. I upchucked on it, then I gave it a diarrhea shower , and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!

Poo Master
4/14/2018 1:40 pm EST
4/14/2018 6:40 pm GMT

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RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Embarrassing Fart Stories

https://www.gamespot.com/forums/offtopic-discussion-314159273/embarrassing-fart-stories-28991082/

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, well what do you know, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "S" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 20" long. I named it {b]Donny the Simple-minded because Simple-minded is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps inability to see the forest for the trees, proves that he is one. I upchucked on it, then I gave it a diarrhea shower , and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!

Poo Master
4/14/2018 1:40 pm EST
4/14/2018 6:40 pm GMT

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RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Embarrassing Fart Stories

https://www.gamespot.com/forums/offtopic-discussion-314159273/embarrassing-fart-stories-28991082/

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, well what do you know, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "S" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 20" long. I named it {b]Donny the Simple-minded because Simple-minded is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps inability to see the forest for the trees, proves that he is one. I upchucked on it, then I gave it a diarrhea shower , and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!

Poo Master
4/14/2018 1:41 pm EST
4/14/2018 6:41 pm GMT

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RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Embarrassing Fart Stories

https://www.gamespot.com/forums/offtopic-discussion-314159273/embarrassing-fart-stories-28991082/

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, well what do you know, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "S" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 20" long. I named it {b]Donny the Simple-minded because Simple-minded is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps inability to see the forest for the trees, proves that he is one. I upchucked on it, then I gave it a diarrhea shower , and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!

Poo Master
4/14/2018 1:43 pm EST
4/14/2018 6:43 pm GMT

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RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Embarrassing Fart Stories

https://www.gamespot.com/forums/offtopic-discussion-314159273/embarrassing-fart-stories-28991082/

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, well what do you know, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "S" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 20" long. I named it {b]Donny the Simple-minded because Simple-minded is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps inability to see the forest for the trees, proves that he is one. I upchucked on it, then I gave it a diarrhea shower , and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!

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