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AE's very first official poo thread

Jimmy 2 Poops
3/5/2018 12:43 pm EST
3/5/2018 5:43 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Had my 2 poops of the day. The first was a respectable 15 incher. The second was a lot of loose poop. Not diarrhea, just a lot of ragged poops.
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Anonymous Coward
3/5/2018 4:19 pm EST
3/5/2018 9:19 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Is It Possible to Kill Someone with Farts?


I say yes! I was almost a victim myself.
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Deadly Farting
3/5/2018 4:48 pm EST
3/5/2018 9:48 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

If in an enclosed space long enough and with enough of the fart gas, I believe it is theoretically possible to succumb to fart gas.
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Anonymous Coward
3/5/2018 4:55 pm EST
3/5/2018 9:55 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

just get caught in a stuck elevator with a farter and see what happens!
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Poo Master
3/5/2018 8:29 pm EST
3/6/2018 1:29 am GMT

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RE: AE's very first official poo thread

13 Facts About Farts That Might Actually Make You Appreciate Them

[url]https://www.seventeen.com/health/a38746/fart-facts/ [/url

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, what else, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "D" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 14" long. I named it Donny the Dumbo because Dumbo is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trump is THE best at being one. I mocked it, then I urinated on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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Anonymous Coward
3/5/2018 8:48 pm EST
3/6/2018 1:48 am GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Have you ever dropped a log and thought of D?

Anonymous Coward
3/6/2018 7:14 am EST
3/6/2018 12:14 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

just get caught in a stuck elevator with a farter and see what happens!


Or one who has diarrhea and lets it go.
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THE FARTER AND SHITTER!
3/6/2018 8:32 am EST
3/6/2018 1:32 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I JUST FARTED AND AM ABOUT TO TAKE A SHIT!

Anonymous Coward
3/6/2018 8:37 am EST
3/6/2018 1:37 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Eat more grease, youll be glad you did when you drop the most splendid watery greasy mess ever.

THE FARTER AND SHITTER!
3/6/2018 8:59 am EST
3/6/2018 1:59 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

THE TASK IS COMPLETED!

I TOOK A SHIT!

Jimmy 2 Poops
3/6/2018 12:44 pm EST
3/6/2018 5:44 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

My 2 poops today were quite close together. The first was a nice, firm 12 incher. The second came about 10 minutes after the first and was a skinny 14 incher. A good days work, eh?
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Anonymous Coward
3/6/2018 5:20 pm EST
3/6/2018 10:20 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

THE TASK IS COMPLETED!

I TOOK A SHIT!

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Poo Master
3/6/2018 8:48 pm EST
3/7/2018 1:48 am GMT

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RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Study: Smelling Farts May Be Good For Your Health

http://theweek.com/speedreads/450160/study-smelling-farts-may-good-health

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, no other than, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "D" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 14" long. I named it Donny the Dumdum because Dumdum is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trump is unquestionably one. I gave it the middle finger salute, then I puked on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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Anonymous Coward
3/7/2018 7:57 am EST
3/7/2018 12:57 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Study: Smelling Farts May Be Good For Your Health


The people over at LOP must be in tip top shape then!
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Jimmy 2 Poops
3/7/2018 10:08 am EST
3/7/2018 3:08 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

had my 2 poops this morning about 30 mins. apart. Both were a large amount of small poop balls and worms. i wonder whats up with that?
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Anonymous Coward
3/7/2018 10:56 am EST
3/7/2018 3:56 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I took a moment today to contemplate the nature of D, then I pushed it out and flushed.

Anonymous Coward
3/7/2018 12:51 pm EST
3/7/2018 5:51 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I named it Donny the Dumdum because Dumdum is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trump is unquestionably one.


he is a YUUUUUGEEEEEE One!
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Anonymous Coward
3/7/2018 12:54 pm EST
3/7/2018 5:54 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Some kind of hiccup occurred??

Anonymous Coward
3/7/2018 1:31 pm EST
3/7/2018 6:31 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I made a nice sausage this morning that was 16 inches long, over an inch wide and came out easily. There was a bunch of corn it too from the two corn-on-the-cobs I ate yesterday.
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Satisfied Pooper
3/7/2018 5:19 pm EST
3/7/2018 10:19 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

360 days,,,,,,YES!!!! 360 STRAIGHT DAYS of mighty fine pooping!!! WHOOOOOOO HOOOOOO!!!!!!

The pooping karma remains intact!!
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beans
3/7/2018 5:23 pm EST
3/7/2018 10:23 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

beans makes ALL darkness scatter

beans = gas
3/7/2018 5:41 pm EST
3/7/2018 10:41 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

beans makes ALL darkness scatter


With the power of the gas beans causes.
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beans
3/7/2018 5:47 pm EST
3/7/2018 10:47 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

beans makes ALL darkness splatter on the toilet walls

beans = cure all
3/7/2018 5:54 pm EST
3/7/2018 10:54 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

beans makes ALL darkness splatter on the toilet walls


Thats's the ticket!!
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BEANS !!!!!
3/7/2018 6:57 pm EST
3/7/2018 11:57 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Beans, beans, they're good for your heart
The more you eat them, the more you fart,
The more you fart the better you feel
So eat your beans with every meal
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Poo Master
3/7/2018 7:50 pm EST
3/8/2018 12:50 am GMT

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RE: AE's very first official poo thread

6 of the Strangest World Records of Farting

http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/articles/6-strangest-world-records-farting

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, to noe's surprise, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "Y" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 15" long. I named it Donny the Yo-yo because Yo-yo is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trump demonstrates daily how that he is one . I urinated on it, then I hockered on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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Anonymous Coward
3/7/2018 10:11 pm EST
3/8/2018 3:11 am GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Beans rounders are worth their weight in gold and are collected by lots of fans.

Anonymous Coward
3/8/2018 10:19 am EST
3/8/2018 3:19 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Beans rounders are worth their weight in gold and are collected by lots of fans.


You mean by the posters on LOP.
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Jimmy 2 Poops
3/8/2018 1:54 pm EST
3/8/2018 6:54 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I made my usual 2 poops. Both were quite normal and uneventful. They measured 11 an 9 inches and were firm and and came out easily.
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Anonymous Coward
3/8/2018 3:38 pm EST
3/8/2018 8:38 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I named it Donny the Dunce because Dunce is a synonym for Moron which Donald Trump proves to be every day.


That's a true statement.
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Anonymous Coward
3/8/2018 5:28 pm EST
3/8/2018 10:28 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Apparently the douchebag who calls himself "Your Mom" is just another stupid Trumptard.
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Poo Master
3/9/2018 7:26 am EST
3/9/2018 12:26 pm GMT

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RE: AE's very first official poo thread

9 Celebrities Who Are Not Shy About Farts & Own Their Flatulence

https://www.bustle.com/articles/102923-9-celebrities-who-are-not-shy-about-farts-own-their-flatulence

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, TADAAAAA, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "W" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 19" long. I named it Donny the Witling because Witling is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trump has a penchant for being one effortlessly. I mocked it, then I showered it with diarrhea, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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Jimmy 2 Poops
3/9/2018 2:47 pm EST
3/9/2018 7:47 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I had my 2 poops today, but oddly enough the second one did not occur until over 2 hours after the first. Nomally, it takes on about 20-30 mins. for the second one to appear.
All is well nonetheless!!
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Anonymous Coward
3/9/2018 5:16 pm EST
3/9/2018 10:16 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I named it Donny the Witling because Witling is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trump has a penchant for being one effortlessly


A 'witling'????? I have to look that one up!
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Poo Master
3/9/2018 7:56 pm EST
3/10/2018 12:56 am GMT

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RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Eggy Farts? Silent But Deadly? 6 Different Types Explained

https://iquitsugar.com/eggy-farts-silent-but-deadly-6-different-types-explained/

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, what else, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "B" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 17" long. I named it Donny the Bedlamite because Bedlamite is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trump is a moron's moron. I dissed it, then I put my finger doen my throat and puked on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
smiley

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