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AE's very first official poo thread

massive dump
3/23/2018 11:02 am EST
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I made a helluva big crap today. It covered the entire water in the toilet bowl. It was hard to see all the turd types in it, but it seemed to have all of them! Took two flushes to get it all down.
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Poo Master
3/23/2018 2:01 pm EST
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The Rancid Farts of Riley

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HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, what else, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "K" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 14" long. I named it Donny the Klutz because Klutz is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps inability to see reality demonstrates that he is indeed one. I hockerd on it, then I blew a huge snot out of my nose on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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3/24/2018 6:24 am EST
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All brown water this morning. Must have been the beers and tacos.
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Poo Master
3/24/2018 12:23 pm EST
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Fart World Records - RecordSetter

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HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, none other than, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "B" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured20" long. I named it Donny the Brain-dead because Brain-dead is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps inability to think coherently indicates that he is indeed one. I urinated on it, then I hockered on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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3/24/2018 4:05 pm EST
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377.. I REPEAT! 377 straight days of great pooping!!! My pooping Karma is still on a roll (no pun intended). YAY!!
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Jimmy 2 Poops
3/24/2018 6:21 pm EST
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I made my 2 poops as expected. They were 15 and 7 inches. Nice and sleek. Came out nice and was an easy wipe! YES!!!
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3/24/2018 7:27 pm EST
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I had three poops today. ALL were diarrhea!!
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3/25/2018 9:46 am EST
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Good turds today!! One sausage was 16 inches long. The other was a mere 6 inches but was fatter than the first!
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3/25/2018 5:46 pm EST
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50 Shades Of Smell: What Sex Fetish Is Eproctophilia?

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/07/28/eproctophilia-sex-fetish-_n_3667629.html

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, what else but, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "C" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 18" long. I named it Donny the Crackpot because Crackpot is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps psychosis doesn't help him to avoid acting like one. I laughed at it, then I urinated on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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Anonymous Coward
3/26/2018 5:33 am EST
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ARRRGGGHHHHH!! I got up in the middle of the night to take a pee. Feeling tired and unstable on me feet I decided to sit on the pot. Good thing I did because after peeing, I felt my bowels move and out shot, literally, a large poop that spalshe water on my butt. When I stood up to wipe, I saw there was also a lot of brown water. Very weird indeed!
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Weird shite
3/26/2018 9:12 am EST
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50 Shades Of Smell: What Sex Fetish Is Eproctophilia?


There's some weird shit at that site. No pun intended.
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3/26/2018 12:56 pm EST
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I would rather just have a nice refreshing poop in person rather than read about poop! Just me I guess.
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3/26/2018 6:19 pm EST
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The Fart List ( REALLY, REALLY LOOONG)

https://forum.grasscity.com/threads/the-fart-list-really-really-looong.19618/

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, as expected, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "D" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 14" long. I named it Donny the Ding-a-ling because Ding-a-ling is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps lack of being aware of any truthful facts is proof of it. I urinated it, then I spat on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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Satisfied Pooper
3/27/2018 5:06 pm EST
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380 days of mighty fine pooping!!! Yes, that's right!!! 380 days of pooping to die for!!! My pooping karma goes on!! YAY!!!
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Poo Master
3/27/2018 6:37 pm EST
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Your Big Stinky Guide to the Fascinating History of Farts

https://www.menshealth.com/trending-news/a19530198/history-of-farts/

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This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, what a surprise, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "L" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 15" long. I named it Donny the Lummox because Lummox is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps knowledge of the rule of law proves it. I puked it, then I urinated it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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3/27/2018 8:09 pm EST
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^^^ Nice, but did not tell me anything that I did not already know.
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3/28/2018 8:45 am EST
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Yesterday I ate a large prtion of Chinese vegetables for lunch and a large bowl of bean soup for supper. I was farting most of the night needless to say. Then I made 3 poops in less than an hour. They were all loose and gassy dumps. After the last one the farts finally stopped.
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I broke my own record for a poo coil! I made on today that was a tad over 21 inches long and was a fatty too! I could feel my weight go down as it was coming out with just a little gas. the clean up was easy too AND it went down with one flush!! YAY!
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Poo Master
3/28/2018 6:52 pm EST
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MLFG: Killer Gas

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HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, right on time, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "D" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 16" long. I named it Donny the Dizzard because Dizzard is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps lack of knowledge of just about anything proves it. Urinated on it, then I cursed it out real good, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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3/28/2018 7:29 pm EST
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The nachos I ate went right through me, I mean I unleashed a watery flood you can't even imagine. I could have shat through a screen door for about half an hour.


True story!

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3/29/2018 6:48 am EST
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I ate a good portion of cheesy lasagna last night and had a fart storm in the latter part of the night. The whole bedroom smelled of fart gas and I had to turn on the ventilation fan in the bathroom so my wife could sleep.
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Jimmy 2 Poops
3/29/2018 4:06 pm EST
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I made my 2 poops as usual. The first one was a long smelly turd 16 inches long and with some nuts in it. The second was a mass of tangled skinny worm-like turds with a lot of gas. That's all folks!!
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3/29/2018 6:52 pm EST
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I went into the loo and I dropped a fine specimen of brown perfection, a nugget about 1 inch in circumference.

Poo Master
3/29/2018 7:14 pm EST
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Angry Grandpa Fart Tribute 8

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HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, of course, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "L" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 14" long. I named it Donny the Looby because Looby is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps lack of a working brain prove it on a daily basis. I hockered on it, then I dropped my pants, sat down and gave it a diarrhea shower, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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Pooped Out
3/30/2018 8:03 am EST
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Yesterday I had a large shredded broccoli, kale and cauliflower salad for lunch as a side dish. At supper I had a good portion of coleslaw as a side dish. There was some farting during the night, My first poop was a a large soft mass. a little while later I had a predominately brown water poop. I think I am done for the day now!
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Satisfied Pooper
3/30/2018 5:34 pm EST
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383 straight days of mighty fine pooping!!! YAY!!! My pooping Karma keeps on chugging along and I keep chugging out the turds in a timely manner and with good form! YAY!!
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3/31/2018 7:53 am EST
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I had a poop that was small and made up of a lot of small poop balls and turds. The I had a second that exploded out of my butt that was light brown, not turds and not soft serve, just a bunch of ragged looking turds. There was a LOT of it too. Weird.
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Poo Master
3/31/2018 1:05 pm EST
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Fart Quotes: top 242 quotes about Fart from famous authors

http://www.morefamousquotes.com/topics/fart-quotes/

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This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, ho hum, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "B" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 19" long. I named it Donny the Bedlamite because Bedlamite is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps ignorance of common facts proves it. I urinated on it, then I blew a big grenn snot out of my nose on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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Hi y'all!! One of my favs!!!

Anonymous Coward
4/1/2018 4:05 pm EST
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Sweet, don't try to project that you have a body like Britney Spears. EVERYONE knows you are an obese lard ass!

Poo Master
4/2/2018 11:21 am EST
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TIFU By Farting In Front Of My Wife.

http://rebrn.com/re/tifu-by-farting-in-front-of-my-wife-919454/

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, TAAA DAAA, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "W" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 21" long. I named it Donny the Weakling because Weakling is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps juvenile behavior, despite being and old coot, proves it.. I hockered on it, then I urinated on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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4/3/2018 2:33 pm EST
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I made 4 poops today. The first two were about 10 minutes apart and both were 9 inches long. The second on was soft poop and formed a blob in the toilet and the fourth was brown water. Hopefully I am done because I am going to be on the road for a while.
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Poo Master
4/4/2018 11:29 am EST
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Why I Had to Give Up Farting In Public Since Becoming A Married Chassidic Woman

https://www.xojane.com/healthy/i-used-to-fart-in-public

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, surprise, surprise, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "C" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 14" long. I named it Donny the Crackbrain because Crackbrain is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps lack of consistency day to day, proves it.. I urinated on it, then I puked on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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4/4/2018 4:05 pm EST
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388 DAYS....YESSSS!!! 388 straight days of mighty fine pooping!! The poop goes onnnnnn,,,the poop goes on......

My poop Karma is still with me!! YESSSSS!!!!
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4/5/2018 9:53 am EST
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From the Chassidic wife post:

"I basically have to watch what I do in public all the time (and now in private, because I am married, and it's not nice to fart at your husband)."
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