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AE's very first official poo thread

Poo Master
1/22/2018 5:03 pm EST
1/22/2018 10:03 pm GMT

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^^^^^KUDOS!!!!

A MOST EXCELLENT REPORT!!!
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Anonymous Coward
1/22/2018 6:38 pm EST
1/22/2018 11:38 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

That report makes me want to eat a lot of beans!
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Anonymous Coward
1/22/2018 7:24 pm EST
1/23/2018 12:24 am GMT

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Beans are a great food to clean out your innards!
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Anonymous Coward
1/23/2018 7:48 am EST
1/23/2018 12:48 pm GMT

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This morning had a very strange poop. The poop was light brown with discrete sections of VERY dark brown sections. I wonder what causes that because I did not eat anything out of the ordinary.
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Anonymous Coward
1/23/2018 1:34 pm EST
1/23/2018 6:34 pm GMT

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^^that combination of poop is merely from the type of food you ate. as long it was not black, then all is more than likely, ok.

Poo Master
1/23/2018 6:59 pm EST
1/23/2018 11:59 pm GMT

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And Now, Your Absolute Worst Poop Mishaps

https://deadspin.com/and-now-your-absolute-worst-poop-mishaps-1755409188

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, of course, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "M" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 16" long. I named it Donny the Maniac because Maniac is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trump has a mjor problem proving that he is not one. I urinated on it, then I gave it the middle finger salute, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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Jimmy 2 poops
1/24/2018 9:14 am EST
1/24/2018 2:14 pm GMT

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I made a 16 inch fat boy which came out easily, but left no skid mark. About 15 minutes later I made a 21 inch skinny one that slid out easily and left a small skid mark. I think I pooped more than I ate yesterday.
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Anonymous Coward
1/24/2018 11:53 am EST
1/24/2018 4:53 pm GMT

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made a decent dump this am. could not measure it because it was part tangled and part softish.

Poo Master
1/24/2018 5:50 pm EST
1/24/2018 10:50 pm GMT

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Beware Of The Dreaded Shart!

https://www.theangrypharmacist.com/archives/2007/12/beware_of_the_dreaded_shart.html

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, what else, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "M" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 20" long. I named it Donny the Mindless because Mindless is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trump makes sure every day to remind everyone that he is one. I spat on it, then I cursed it out real good, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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Anonymous Coward
1/25/2018 9:02 am EST
1/25/2018 2:02 pm GMT

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I had two YUGEEEE poops today. The first was a large pile of randomly formed tootsie rolls. The second was a dark colored pile of soft poop. Neither could be measured but it was quite a bit. I attribute the first to a large Chef's salad and the second to cabbage rolls.

Cleaned out good and proper now!
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Satisfied Pooper
1/25/2018 4:10 pm EST
1/25/2018 9:10 pm GMT

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319 straight days with perfect poops!!!

The Poop Karma remains with me !!!
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Poo Master
1/25/2018 6:48 pm EST
1/25/2018 11:48 pm GMT

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Times You Actually Pooped In Public - Stinky, Squishy & Proud

https://www.dailydiapers.com/board/index.php?/topic/17956-times-you-actually-pooped-in-public/

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, nothing else but, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "S" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 16" long. I named it Donny the Stupe because Stupe is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trump seems to take pride in being one. I urinated on it, then I hockered on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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Anonymous Coward
1/26/2018 8:21 am EST
1/26/2018 1:21 pm GMT

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UGH!!! Soft poop and diarrhea this morning. Haven't a clue why either. Maybe stomach virus or sumptin.
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Anonymous Coward
1/26/2018 1:34 pm EST
1/26/2018 6:34 pm GMT

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I made one sausage today and it was 17.5 inches long. It was a tad over 1 inch wide and sot out in a second. It flushed odwn in one flush and clean up was easy.
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Poo Master
1/26/2018 6:08 pm EST
1/26/2018 11:08 pm GMT

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15 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Farts

https://io9.gizmodo.com/15-things-you-probably-didnt-know-about-farts-1691332756

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, to no one's surprise, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "T" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 19" long. I named it Donny the Tool because Tool is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trump leaves no doubt that he is one. I mocked it, then I urinated on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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Anonymous Coward
1/27/2018 8:38 am EST
1/27/2018 1:38 pm GMT

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I made a funny poop this morning. It was a small one. There was one that was 6 inches long and perfectly straight. The second was a perfectly round "meatball". They lined up together in the bowl to look like an exclamation point !
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Anonymous Coward
1/27/2018 2:23 pm EST
1/27/2018 7:23 pm GMT

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Diarrhea is OVER!! I made a nice healthy looking snake today that came in at 22 inches and was sleek, shiny and came out oh so easy! YAY!!!
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Poo Master
1/27/2018 5:58 pm EST
1/27/2018 10:58 pm GMT

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Worst Wet Fart Experience

https://www.pocketfives.com/f13/worst-wet-fart-experience-596816/

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, as usual, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "P" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 20" long. I named it Donny the Peckerhead because Peckerhead is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trump has been pone his entire life. I cut loose some diarrhea on it, then I urinated on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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Anonymous Coward
1/28/2018 12:07 pm EST
1/28/2018 5:07 pm GMT

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had 3 dumps today. The first 2 were one and two short sausages each. The third was soft poop and a blast of brown water. Yesterdays meals predicted this, so nor surprises.
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Poo Master
1/28/2018 6:41 pm EST
1/28/2018 11:41 pm GMT

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Farting In Office Or Cubicle

https://www.yelp.com/topic/los-angeles-farting-in-office-or-cubicle

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, nothing less than, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "D" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 18" long. I named it Donny the Dickhead because Dickhead is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trump is THE poster boy for one. I mocked it, then I urinated on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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Anonymous Coward
1/29/2018 7:51 am EST
1/29/2018 12:51 pm GMT

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Today I had a nice 14 incher that I had to push out and it was followed by a blast of brown water. Strange indeed.
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Anonymous Coward
1/29/2018 1:16 pm EST
1/29/2018 6:16 pm GMT

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Dropped a fatboy into the terlet just after coffee. i estimated it to be in excess of a foot and more than an inch wide. After flushing, it did leave a skid mark, but I did not flush again because I wanted to get out of there ASAP because I let loose quite a bit of gas and was in a public restroom.
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Anonymous Coward
1/29/2018 5:04 pm EST
1/29/2018 10:04 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I named it Donny the Dickhead because Dickhead is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trump is THE poster boy for one

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Poo Master
1/29/2018 8:00 pm EST
1/30/2018 1:00 am GMT

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Why Your Farts Sometimes Roll Up Into Your Labia

http://www.rebelcircus.com/blog/farts-sometimes-roll-labia-according-science/

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, without a doubt, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "T" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 12" long. I named it Donny the Turd because Turd is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trump is the king. I urinated on it, then I spat on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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Anonymous Coward
1/30/2018 9:05 am EST
1/30/2018 2:05 pm GMT

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My first dump of the day was a 15 inch kolbasa peppered with nuts and surrounded by a lot of gas. I was firm, but soft, came out easily and left NO skidmark!
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Anonymous Coward
1/30/2018 1:36 pm EST
1/30/2018 6:36 pm GMT

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Didn't poop until after lunch, but, boy it was a big one! I was at work, so could not measure it but there 2 long coils both over a foot long. I felt like I lost 5 pounds after that.

Poo Master
1/30/2018 4:31 pm EST
1/30/2018 9:31 pm GMT

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28 Crazy Facts About Farts That Will Blow Your Pants Off. Figuratively Of Course

https://www.scoopwhoop.com/inothernews/crazy-fart-facts/#.0e94he52z

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, TADDAAAA, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "D" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 17" long. I named it Donny the Dong because Dong is a synonym for Moron andDonald Trump just can't help but act like one. I mocked it, then I spat on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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Little Donny
1/30/2018 6:38 pm EST
1/30/2018 11:38 pm GMT

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I named it Donny the Dong because Dong is a synonym for Moron andDonald Trump just can't help but act like one.


Little Donny will be making a fool of himself tonight!
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Anonymous Coward
1/31/2018 8:56 am EST
1/31/2018 1:56 pm GMT

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Had a healthy poop today. Three long sausages came out in one sitting. It was a tangled mess and was unable to measure. It filled about half of the toilet bowl water, but it went down in one flush because it did not take much paper to wipe clean.
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Poo Master
1/31/2018 7:09 pm EST
2/1/2018 12:09 am GMT

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Silent Farts Vs. Loud Farts – WHO YA GOT?!

https://deadspin.com/5585218/silent-farts-vs-loud-farts---who-ya-got

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, to no ones surprise, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "T" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 18" long. I named it Donny the Tallywhacker because Tallywhacker is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trump seemingly enjoys proving that he is one a daily basis. I laughed at it, then I gave it the middle finger salute, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
smiley

Anonymous Coward
2/1/2018 10:10 am EST
2/1/2018 3:10 pm GMT

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I squeezed out two 8 inch long logs today. They were quite fat, fatter than usual and were hard. no skidmarks left after the flush.

Anonymous Coward
2/1/2018 4:10 pm EST
2/1/2018 9:10 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I dumped an 18 inch poo coil today. I was nicely formed and colored and had a nice sheen to it as it floated in the toilet bowl. There was a some gas accompanying it, but not as much as other times. It wrapped around the inside of the bowl for about 3/4 of the circumference.
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Poo Master
2/1/2018 6:53 pm EST
2/1/2018 11:53 pm GMT

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This Is Why Some Farts Burn And Stink

https://www.womenshealthmag.com/health/burning-farts

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, as expected, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "K" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 14" long. I named it Donny the Knucklehead because Knucklehead is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trump leaves no doubt that he is indeed one. I urinated it, then hockered on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and Poo coils to all!
smiley

Anonymous Coward
2/2/2018 6:53 am EST
2/2/2018 11:53 am GMT

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made a 21 inch log this am after coffee (or covfefe if you prefer). It was a bit hard to start, but when it did, it just slid out like a shot!
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Anonymous Coward
2/2/2018 12:16 pm EST
2/2/2018 5:16 pm GMT

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Pooping today resulted in a cannon blast of brown water at first, then it was followed by a load of pencil thin spaghetti-like poop coils.

Could it be......SATAN??
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