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AE's very first official poo thread

Anonymous Coward
2/22/2018 5:45 pm EST
2/22/2018 10:45 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I named it Donny the Brain-dead because Brain-dead is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trump definitely fill the bill.


So true. Just look at the past 24 hrs of the stupidos tweets.
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Poo Master
2/22/2018 7:28 pm EST
2/23/2018 12:28 am GMT

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RE: AE's very first official poo thread

My Girlfriend's Breath Smells Like Fart And I Can't Kiss Her.

https://www.quora.com/My-girlfriends-breath-smells-like-fart-and-I-cant-kiss-her-What-is-the-solution-to-this-bad-breath-problem-read-details


HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, of course, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "T" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 16" long. I named it Donny the Thickhead because Thickhead is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trump leaves no doubt that he is indeed one. I laughed at it, then I hockered on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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Poo Master
2/22/2018 7:28 pm EST
2/23/2018 12:28 am GMT

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RE: AE's very first official poo thread

My Girlfriend's Breath Smells Like Fart And I Can't Kiss Her.

https://www.quora.com/My-girlfriends-breath-smells-like-fart-and-I-cant-kiss-her-What-is-the-solution-to-this-bad-breath-problem-read-details


HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, of course, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "T" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 16" long. I named it Donny the Thickhead because Thickhead is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trump leaves no doubt that he is indeed one. I laughed at it, then I hockered on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
smiley

Anonymous Coward
2/22/2018 8:02 pm EST
2/23/2018 1:02 am GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread


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Anonymous Coward
2/23/2018 8:03 am EST
2/23/2018 1:03 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

My Girlfriend's Breath Smells Like Fart And I Can't Kiss Her.


So says Courtdude talking about The Anus.
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Anonymous Coward
2/23/2018 2:30 pm EST
2/23/2018 7:30 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I named it Donny the Dunce because Dunce is a synonym for Moron which Donald Trump proves to be every day


Trump should forced to wear a dunce hat and sit in a corner in that school in Fla where the students got killed.
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Anonymous Coward
2/23/2018 2:51 pm EST
2/23/2018 7:51 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I made 4 poops today. the first two were the normal kind i.e long sausages about 8 inches long each. The third was a LOT of loose, but not watery poop. The last was brown water. Go figure.
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Anonymous Coward
2/23/2018 5:54 pm EST
2/23/2018 10:54 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I poop everyday and in copious amounts. I don't bother to measure them. I just admire them and then flush them away.
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Poo Master
2/23/2018 7:59 pm EST
2/24/2018 12:59 am GMT

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RE: AE's very first official poo thread

23 Things That Smell Like Your Farts

https://www.buzzfeed.com/annamendoza/eww?utm_term=.bgb62W8ME#.qkXLzmVN3

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, what else but, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "T" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 14" long. I named it Donny the Twit because Twit is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trump seemingly is proud to be one. I urinated on it, then I puked on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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Jimmy 2 poops
2/24/2018 8:06 am EST
2/24/2018 1:06 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I had my daily 2 poops this morning. The first was a 10 inch long sausage and the second looked like a tangles ball of garter snakes ie. very skinny poops.
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Anonymous Coward
2/24/2018 6:02 pm EST
2/24/2018 11:02 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Nothing but brown water today. Must have been those damn cheap burritos I had with all my Natty Lights last night.
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Anonymous Coward
2/24/2018 6:31 pm EST
2/24/2018 11:31 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

^^Mexican food, especially cheap Mexican food has a way of catching up with you the next day.

Natural Light beer is the pits too. Stop drinking that horse pee.
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Anonymous Coward
2/24/2018 7:07 pm EST
2/25/2018 12:07 am GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Chinese food can work your gut over too. Especially if here are a lot of spicy vegetables involved. I had soft poops/brown water for two days one time after eating a batch of that stuff.
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Poo Master
2/24/2018 7:43 pm EST
2/25/2018 12:43 am GMT

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RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Is Flatulence Good for You? Depends on the Smell?!

https://draxe.com/flatulence/

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, to no surprise, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "S" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 17" long. I named it Donny the Schmo because Schmo is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trump appears to strive to act like one daily. I mocked it, then I spat on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
smiley

Anonymous Coward
2/25/2018 7:56 am EST
2/25/2018 12:56 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I made one huge turd today. A 19 incher that stayed together as one piece and stunk to high heaven.
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Anonymous Coward
2/25/2018 1:51 pm EST
2/25/2018 6:51 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I named it Donny the Butthole because Butthole is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trump always acts like one even when he tries not to


Buttholes wil be buttholes, and Chump is certainly one.
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Poo Master
2/25/2018 7:21 pm EST
2/26/2018 12:21 am GMT

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RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Best Foods To Make One's Farts As Smelly As Possible.

https://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?32319-Best-foods-to-make-one-s-farts-as-smelly-as-possible#.WpMM12rwapo

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, as expected, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "C" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 16" long. I named it Donny the Chucklehead because Chucklehead is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trump must be a congenital one. I urinated on it, then I hockered on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
smiley

Anonymous Coward
2/25/2018 8:37 pm EST
2/26/2018 1:37 am GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I just laid down a shit for the ages. It was a monster turd, I didn't measure it but was a monster. It made my asshole stretch so far that it hurt some.


Assley, is that you again??
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Anonymous Coward
2/26/2018 8:44 am EST
2/26/2018 1:44 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I had a few pints of Guinness along with two burritos. The gas today was absolutely hellacious, never mind all the brown water.
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Anonymous Coward
2/26/2018 1:25 pm EST
2/26/2018 6:25 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Mexican food and Guinness beer is a sure way to generate some fearsome *very* smelly farts. Been there, done that.

However if you want to gas someone on purpose, its a good recipe!!
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Anonymous Coward
2/26/2018 3:12 pm EST
2/26/2018 8:12 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I named it Donny the Simpleton because Simpleton is a synonym for Moron which Donald Trump is the poster boy for.

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Satisfied Pooper
2/26/2018 6:42 pm EST
2/26/2018 11:42 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

351...YES!!!! 351 straight days of fine pooping!!!!

My pooping karma remains with me! YAY!!!
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Poo Master
2/26/2018 8:08 pm EST
2/27/2018 1:08 am GMT

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RE: AE's very first official poo thread

What Do Pungent Farts Say About Your Health? Smell Stories

https://www.curejoy.com/content/pungent-smelly-farts-say-about-your-health/

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, OMG, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "G" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 20" long. I named it Donny the Goofball because Goofball is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps behavior prove he is just that. I mocked it, then I urinatedon it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
smiley

Anonymous Coward
2/27/2018 9:34 am EST
2/27/2018 2:34 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Yesterday had a lot of fruits and veggies and some BBQ brisket. Today I made 3 poops. A 12 incher, a 13 incher that was skinny and then a lot of loose poops. I figured I got cleaned out real good!!
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Anonymous Coward
2/27/2018 2:53 pm EST
2/27/2018 7:53 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

After sitting on the pot for about 10 minutes, a large kielbasa slid slowly out my butthole and entered the water below. It was dry and fat and really stretched my sphincter. It burned a bit but i was quite relieved when it was finally out. AHHHH!!! The pause that refreshes!!
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Anonymous Coward
2/27/2018 4:44 pm EST
2/27/2018 9:44 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

. I named it Donny the Birdbrain because Birdbrain is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trump acts like one every single day.

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Anonymous Coward
2/27/2018 6:24 pm EST
2/27/2018 11:24 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Since this is a poo thread, I assume it's about that flaming asshole Donald Trump. is that correct?
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Poo Master
2/28/2018 7:30 am EST
2/28/2018 12:30 pm GMT

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RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Airplane Fart Fight Proves It's Tough To Raise A Stink In A Smelly World

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/farting-complaints-travel-workplace-legal-1.4547869

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, to no ones surprise, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "B" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 19" long. I named it Donny the Blunderer because Blunderer is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps rantings prove he is just that. I urinated on it, then I puked on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
smiley

Jimmy 2 poops
2/28/2018 8:45 am EST
2/28/2018 1:45 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I made my customary two poops this morning. The first one was 19 inches and "normal" while the second was not able to be measured because it was long, skinny (pencil thin) and tangled.
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Anonymous Coward
2/28/2018 11:09 am EST
2/28/2018 4:09 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Well I beat you! I had 4 poops this am over the course of an hour. The first two were YUUUUGEEE!!! The third was small and the fourth was brown water.
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Anonymous Coward
2/28/2018 12:52 pm EST
2/28/2018 5:52 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I just love a good poop thread! Every forum should have one!
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HTH
2/28/2018 2:06 pm EST
2/28/2018 7:06 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Well, LOP is one BIG poo thread, run by poopsters for poopsters.

HTH

Anonymous Coward
2/28/2018 4:12 pm EST
2/28/2018 9:12 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I named it Donny the Goofball because Goofball is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps behavior prove he is just that.


Spot on!
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Anonymous Coward
2/28/2018 5:11 pm EST
2/28/2018 10:11 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

It's called dementia.
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Filthy Smooka
2/28/2018 5:45 pm EST
2/28/2018 10:45 pm GMT

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RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Everytime I see Trump, Dueling Bangos start up in my head.
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