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AE's very first official poo thread

Anonymous Coward
3/14/2018 3:38 pm EST
3/14/2018 8:38 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I keep squeezing out something the consistency of peanut butter, only slightly darker than peanut butter. It kinda makes me hungry for some pbj sammiches.

Poo Master
3/14/2018 8:06 pm EST
3/15/2018 1:06 am GMT

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RE: AE's very first official poo thread

How to Ruin a Party: The Fart Dip Experiment

http://www.thepizzle.net/how-to-ruin-a-party-the-fart-dip-experiment/

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, what a surprise, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "L" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 14" long. I named it {b}Donny the Lunkhead because Lunkhead is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trump proves he is one every time he opens his mouth . I gave it the finger, then I urinated on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all!!
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Anonymous Coward
3/15/2018 6:57 am EST
3/15/2018 11:57 am GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I had a nice refreshing poop this am. I dropped 3 sausages, 10 7 and 6 inches long. I could feel my bowels flatten as it all slid out !
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Anonymous Coward
3/15/2018 4:54 pm EST
3/15/2018 9:54 pm GMT

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Bung Bung recovery response.

Anonymous Coward
3/15/2018 7:36 pm EST
3/16/2018 12:36 am GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Bung Bung Recovery

Poo Master
3/15/2018 7:52 pm EST
3/16/2018 12:52 am GMT

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Could You Outrun A Fart? Here's What The Science Says

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/could-you-outrun-a-fart_us_570e6c5fe4b08a2d32b895cb

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, OMG, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "C" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 15" long. I named it Donny the Clodhopper because Clodhopper is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trump proves he is one every time he sends a tweet. I laughed at it and gave it the finger, then I hockered on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
smiley

Anonymous Coward
3/16/2018 6:59 am EST
3/16/2018 11:59 am GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I squeezed out a 15 inch kielbasa today. it had a lot of nuts and corn in it too. It looked like a PayDay candy bar.
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Anonymous Coward
3/16/2018 11:04 am EST
3/16/2018 4:04 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

A nice dump today. I dumped several loaves at one time. total length about 21 inches, variable widths, and otherwise unremarkable.
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Jimmy 2 Poops
3/16/2018 4:23 pm EST
3/16/2018 9:23 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I made my 2 poops on schedule today!! The first was a 13 inch sleek and slim wiener. The send was a stubby 8 incher. Both had substantial gas associated with them.
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Anonymous Coward
3/16/2018 5:45 pm EST
3/16/2018 10:45 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Decent pooping today. I actually made 3. the first two were average pooping I did not measure them but they were a nice size. The third one was a bunch of loose poop balls. Looked like malted milk candy.
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Anonymous Coward
3/16/2018 7:35 pm EST
3/17/2018 12:35 am GMT

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I poop on your website!
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Poo Master
3/17/2018 7:43 am EST
3/17/2018 12:43 pm GMT

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RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Flatulence Expert Defines 'Normal' Output Rate

https://www.ctvnews.ca/flatulence-expert-defines-normal-output-rate-1.269197

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, TAADAAA, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "B" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 18" long. I named it Donny the Brainless because Brainless is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps remarks proves that he is one. I cussed it out real good, then I urinated on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
smiley

Anonymous Coward
3/17/2018 11:33 am EST
3/17/2018 4:33 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I made 3 poops today One was the normal fatboy, 12 inches long. The next two were a mess of tangled up thin poops.
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Satisfied Pooper
3/17/2018 2:33 pm EST
3/17/2018 7:33 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

370 straight days of fine pooping!! YESSSSS!!!! The beginning of my second year of perfect pooping is off on a good foot! My pooping karma remains with me!
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Jimmy 2 Poops
3/17/2018 4:34 pm EST
3/17/2018 9:34 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Surprised today by 3 poops. I had a lot of veggies and fruit yesterday so I suspect they caused an extra poop. The forst was a nice 11 incher. the second was a tad over 6 inches and the last was a lot of loose poops and and a spritz of brown water.
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Sweet
3/17/2018 5:40 pm EST
3/17/2018 10:40 pm GMT

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One of my Favorites songs!!
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Anonymous Coward
3/17/2018 6:01 pm EST
3/17/2018 11:01 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

^Perfect choice for you Sweet!!
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Anonymous Coward
3/18/2018 7:34 am EST
3/18/2018 12:34 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Sweet: Queen of Rounders. Queen of Farting.
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Jimmy 2 Poops
3/18/2018 9:34 pm EST
3/19/2018 2:34 am GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Was out all last night celebrating Saint Patricks Day. Slept most of the day and then got up and had my 2 poops. the first was a nice 15 inch beauty. The second produced a 6 incher followed by a bunch of loose poops an brown water.
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cabbage blues
3/19/2018 8:30 am EST
3/19/2018 1:30 pm GMT

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Had a real good poop today. it was mostly very soft like a cow pie. I'm assuming it was due to all the cabbage I ate yesterday.
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Jimmy 2 Poops
3/19/2018 4:41 pm EST
3/19/2018 9:41 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I made my usual 2 poops today. My bowels seem to have recovered from the cabbage, onions and beer. they were looking quite normal today !
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Poo Master
3/19/2018 6:42 pm EST
3/19/2018 11:42 pm GMT

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The Deadliest Farts The World Has Ever Known.. (A Fart-Tale)

https://torintana.wordpress.com/2011/03/26/the-deadliest-farts-the-world-has-ever-known/

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, beyond a shadow of doubt, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "L" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 14" long. I named it Donny the Lunkhead because Lunkhead is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps Tweets proves that he is one. I mercilessly mocked it, then I hockered on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
smiley

Anonymous Coward
3/20/2018 6:51 am EST
3/20/2018 11:51 am GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Got awakened early by an urge to poop/ I ran to the bathroom, puled down my undies and SPLAT!!! A huge amount of brown water shot out of my bunghole. I wonder what I ate to cause that??
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Anonymous Coward
3/20/2018 11:09 am EST
3/20/2018 4:09 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

The Deadliest Farts The World Has Ever Known..


I'm sure Sweet's come into play here.
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21 inches
3/20/2018 5:33 pm EST
3/20/2018 10:33 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

i made a goddamn 21 inch poo coil this afternoon! I didn;t poop this morning so i guess this was a make up poo coil!

YEEEEHAWWWWWW!!! 21 INCHES!!
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Anonymous Coward
3/20/2018 6:10 pm EST
3/20/2018 11:10 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

^you are indeed lucky and blessed!!!!
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Poo Master
3/20/2018 7:23 pm EST
3/21/2018 12:23 am GMT

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RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Man Sets World Record For Most Lit Candles Extinguished By Farting

http://www.neatorama.com/2016/01/13/Man-Sets-World-Record-For-Most-Lit-Candles-Extinguished-By-Farting/

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, to nobody's surprise, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "C" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 15" long. I named it Donny the Clodpate because Clodpate is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps lying and then denyin it, proves he is one. I flipped it the bird with both hands, then I puked on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump[/b[ !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
smiley

Anonymous Coward
3/21/2018 11:49 am EST
3/21/2018 4:49 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I made 3 poops today. The first one was 9 inches long, but fat The second two were alike and consisted of a lot of tan colored loose poop and poop balls.
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Anonymous Coward
3/21/2018 1:09 pm EST
3/21/2018 6:09 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

^Avoid brocolli, cauliflower and onions. They can give you a lot of gas and runny poop!
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Anonymous Coward
3/21/2018 2:06 pm EST
3/21/2018 7:06 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Man Sets World Record For Most Lit Candles Extinguished By Farting

http://www.neatorama.com/2016/01/13/Man-Sets-World-Record-For-Most-Lit-Candles-Extinguished-By-Farting/


This is hilarious!!
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Poo Master
3/22/2018 8:30 am EST
3/22/2018 1:30 pm GMT

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150 Different Words For 'Fart'

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/ben-applebaum/different-words-for-fart_b_3498191.html

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, WTF, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "S" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 18" long. I named it Donny the Sap because Sap is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trumps inappropriate and stupid remarks proves that he is one. I cursed it out for 10 minutes, then I urinated on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
smiley

Anonymous Coward
3/22/2018 2:03 pm EST
3/22/2018 7:03 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Bung Bung recovery

Anonymous Coward
3/22/2018 4:19 pm EST
3/22/2018 9:19 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

150 Different Words For 'Fart'

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/ben-applebaum/different-words-for-fart_b_3498191.html


The fart list is quite amusing and informative!
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Anonymous Coward
3/22/2018 7:16 pm EST
3/23/2018 12:16 am GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

POOP!! Is the word!!
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Anonymous Coward
3/23/2018 8:42 am EST
3/23/2018 1:42 pm GMT

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Nice poo coil today. It was 22 inches long and unbroken! It did it even smell as much as usual. a nice solid poo coil!
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