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AE's very first official poo thread

fart dreams
1/13/2018 7:20 am EST
1/13/2018 12:20 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

What kind of people actually dream about farting, much less excessive farting????
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Anonymous Coward
1/13/2018 12:51 pm EST
1/13/2018 5:51 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Decent poop this am. I was a 16 incher that was over an inch in girth. nice and sleek and an easy clean up. No skid marks in the bowl either.
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Satisfied Pooper
1/13/2018 4:58 pm EST
1/13/2018 9:58 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Listen up...307 straight days of mighty fine pooping here!

My great Karma continues!!
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Poo Master
1/13/2018 6:49 pm EST
1/13/2018 11:49 pm GMT

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RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Will I Ever Stop Dreaming About Poo?

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/pete-cashmore/meaning-of-dreams_b_4383389.html

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, no other than, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "A" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 14" long. I named it Donny the Airhead because Airhead is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trump is a natural-born one. I spat on it, then cussed it out real good on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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Good Poop
1/14/2018 7:41 am EST
1/14/2018 12:41 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Top of the morning! After a nice hot cup of coffee (or coveve) I had a damn huge poop. it was not possible to measure it because it was in several pieces all intertwined after they hit the water. Suffice it to say that is was good refreshing start to the day!
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Poo Master
1/14/2018 6:48 pm EST
1/14/2018 11:48 pm GMT

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RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Dreams About Poop - DreamLookUp

http://www.dreamlookup.com/index.php/search/level1/Poop/

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, of course, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "C" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 18" long. I named it Donny the Crackpot because Crackpot is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trump evidently can't help but sound like one. I urinated on it, then mocked it for a few minutes, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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Anonymous Coward
1/15/2018 7:17 am EST
1/15/2018 12:17 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Was awakened three times during the night by rumblings in my gut and made a large poop each time. So, now that I am finally up for the day, i did not make any poops. I am already cleaned out!
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Anonymous Coward
1/15/2018 1:57 pm EST
1/15/2018 6:57 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I made a good morning dump that was smell, tan another after lunch that was a long loaf about 15 inches (est) long and quite smelly. it left a skid mark in the toilet, but I didn't want to wait to flush again because it smell real bad and I as in a restaurant.

Poo Master
1/15/2018 6:08 pm EST
1/15/2018 11:08 pm GMT

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Pooping in Public - Dream Central

http://www.sleeps.com/forums/showthread.php/15947-Pooping-in-Public

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, as usual, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "D" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 12" long. I named it Donny the Dip because Dip is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trump leaves no doubt whatsoever that he is one. I spat on it, then gave it the middle finger salute with both hands, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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Anonymous Coward
1/15/2018 6:56 pm EST
1/15/2018 11:56 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I have a good time pooping on the toilet!! I have orgasms doing it ! I love pooping!
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Anonymous Coward
1/16/2018 8:14 am EST
1/16/2018 1:14 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I made 3 craps this am about 25-20 mins apart. Each one was a nice amount and was accompanied with little gas. All in all a good days poop.
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Satisfied Pooper
1/16/2018 3:19 pm EST
1/16/2018 8:19 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

310 DAYS!! YESSSS!!!! 310 Days of fine, fine pooping!!

My Colonic Karma remains bright and active!!
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Poo Master
1/16/2018 6:19 pm EST
1/16/2018 11:19 pm GMT

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Shart Stains | Thewealthbuilding

http://thewealthbuilding.info/new/shart-stains.htm

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, what else, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "B" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 16" long. I named it Donny the Birdbrain because Birdbrain is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trump acts like one every single day. I urinated on it, then spat on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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Anonymous Coward
1/17/2018 9:11 am EST
1/17/2018 2:11 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I made a 21 inch poo coil today!! I usually have good poops, but they break up into smaller piece. This one stayed in one piece!
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Marco Trinity Gruntman
1/17/2018 12:32 pm EST
1/17/2018 5:32 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I awoke and drank a glass of warm water, was immediately hit with the urge to purge, sat on the can and grunted out a solid colon cobra the diameter of a beer can that went from the edge of the bowl into the drain hole, about two feet.

The smell was acrid and horrible, like month old hot garbage. It went down in one flush but left a nasty skid mark. The wipe was foul and greasy. Then I washed my puckered corn chute until it was sparkling and rosy.

Poo Master
1/17/2018 3:37 pm EST
1/17/2018 8:37 pm GMT

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How Can I Remove A Dark Brown Shit Stain From My Mattress

https://ask.metafilter.com/75825/How-can-I-remove-a-dark-brown-shit-stain-from-my-mattress

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, OMG, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "M" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 15" long. I named it Donny the Mindless because Mindless is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trump leaves no doubt that he is one. I hockered on it, then cussed it out real good, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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Anonymous Coward
1/17/2018 4:15 pm EST
1/17/2018 9:15 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

My Colonic Karma remains bright and active!!


Colonic Karma..
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Anonymous Coward
1/17/2018 7:40 pm EST
1/18/2018 12:40 am GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

How Can I Remove A Dark Brown Shit Stain From My Mattress


Get rid of the culprit who did it.
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Adolf Shitler
1/17/2018 11:06 pm EST
1/18/2018 4:06 am GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Took a second shit of the day, this one was even bigger than the first.

Came home from dinner and felt a grumbling, so I pulled down my pants, sat on the can and shit out a three-foot colon cable. Then on top of that I plopped out a pile about the size of a head of cabbage.

When I looked in the pot, I was proud to see the huge contribution I'd made to mankind. The wipe was foul and nasty. It took two flushes to go down and left a nasty fudge stain. Then I washed my puckered bung hole.

THE END

Manure Pyle
1/18/2018 12:44 pm EST
1/18/2018 5:44 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I had a cup of morning coffee then squeezed out a fudge pie. Then I washed my turd encrusted bung.

THE END

Poo Master
1/18/2018 5:52 pm EST
1/18/2018 10:52 pm GMT

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Six Steps to Surviving a Public Shart Attack!

https://thetop5five.wordpress.com/2012/11/15/six-steps-to-surviving-a-public-shart-attack/

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, as expected, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "R" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 17" long. I named it Donny the Retardate because Retardate is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trump apparently is anxious to prove every day that he is one. I urinated on it, then mocked it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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Anonymous Coward
1/19/2018 9:46 am EST
1/19/2018 2:46 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

My poop today was a mass of worm-like turds 3 to 6 inches long and very skinny almost pencil thin. Very weird indeed.
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Anonymous Coward
1/19/2018 11:57 am EST
1/19/2018 4:57 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Six Steps to Surviving a Public Shart Attack!

https://thetop5five.wordpress.com/2012/11/15/six-steps-to-surviving-a-public-shart-attack/

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Poo Master
1/19/2018 4:43 pm EST
1/19/2018 9:43 pm GMT

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I Shit Myself In Public After Eating Chipotle – Here's The Harrowing Story

http://brobible.com/life/article/pooping-pants-in-public/

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, without any doubt, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "S" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 21" long. I named it Donny the Schnook because Schnook is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trump is apparently genetically predisposed to be one. I mocked it, then hockered on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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Anonymous Coward
1/20/2018 9:07 am EST
1/20/2018 2:07 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

It's good poop Saturday for me! I squeezed out a 19 inch kielbasa that was firm and sleek and left no skid mark although it too two flushed to get it down.
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Satisfied Pooper
1/20/2018 5:09 pm EST
1/20/2018 10:09 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

314 friggin straight days of excellent pooping!!


WOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
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Poo Master
1/20/2018 5:59 pm EST
1/20/2018 10:59 pm GMT

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RE: AE's very first official poo thread

'Shart' Poems - Hello Poetry

https://hellopoetry.com/words/shart/

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, of course, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "L" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 16" long. I named it Donny the Lamer because Lamer is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trump leaves no doubt whatsoever that he is one. I urinated it, then spat on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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Clem
1/20/2018 6:50 pm EST
1/20/2018 11:50 pm GMT

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RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I herd this ia a god place to learn about poop and simular thangs.

Anonymous Coward
1/21/2018 9:24 am EST
1/21/2018 2:24 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I made three poops so far this morning. No diarrhea at all, just a lot of little poops spaced about 15 minutes apart. i think I am finally done.
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Anonymous Coward
1/21/2018 2:49 pm EST
1/21/2018 7:49 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Brown water has been the story for me today. Too many veggies and fruits I guess.
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Filthy Smooka
1/21/2018 6:56 pm EST
1/21/2018 11:56 pm GMT

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RE: AE's very first official poo thread

I LIKE POOP. It's nice and long round and brown.

Anonymous Coward
1/22/2018 8:56 am EST
1/22/2018 1:56 pm GMT

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Great pooping today. The stuffed cabbage rolls yesterday dis a damn good job of evacuating my GI tract.
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Poo Master
1/22/2018 12:10 pm EST
1/22/2018 5:10 pm GMT

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One Man's Tale of a Fart Gone Wrong is the Shart Song of the Century

http://cheezburger.com/73795841/video-thought-i-farted-song

HELL YEAH !!

This morning's trip to the Donald Trump resulted in, to no ones surprise, another Ouija Board poo coil. The letter "P" was revealed floating in his mouth and measured 18" long. I named it Donny the Pillock because Pillock is a synonym for Moron and Donald Trump proves he is one every time he opens his mouth. I mocked it, then let loose some diarrhea on it, and then flushed it down the throat of the Donald Trump !!

Love and poo coils to all !!
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Anonymous Coward
1/22/2018 1:46 pm EST
1/22/2018 6:46 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

One Man's Tale of a Fart Gone Wrong is the Shart Song of the Century

http://cheezburger.com/73795841/video-thought-i-farted-song


OMG!! SOOO FUNNY!!
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Bean E. Turdwell II
1/22/2018 1:55 pm EST
1/22/2018 6:55 pm GMT

RE: AE's very first official poo thread

Made a big pot of bean soup on Friday and ate it over the weekend. Also, have been drinking hot cocoa with added dark chocolate powder, which is delicious and also a poop dye.

So on Saturday evening, I grunted out a two-foot long colon cable the diameter of a beer can, it was black as night with a horrible stench, like a homeless drunk had been living in a septic tank. And because of all the bean soup, the wipe was incredibly disgusting, fouled with bean skins and other disgusting detritus.

It left a massive skid mark and took two flushes to go down, after which time I was forced to use bleach cleanser and a bowl brush. Luckily, the terlet regained its former glory.

Then I washed my bung which was a disgusting mess, my poor little puckered corn chute was caked with greasy fecal debris, requiring a great amount of soap and hot water. As I massaged by pucker nut with lather, I could feel the chunks of beans and other digested food particles, the lather turned almost black from this depraved bowel movement gone wrong. It was probably the worst bung washing experience ever.

But after a few minutes of elbow grease and hot water, my balloon knot was good as new, ready for the next turd on deck.

And just a few minutes ago, I'd a repeat experience of the aforementioned poop report, only the turd was more massive but not as nasty. Thankfully, the bung wash was not as traumatic.

THE END

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