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Stolen iPhone; New Information.

Nowie Nov 9, 2026, 7:32 pm EST	Stolen iPhone; New Information. I recognised one of the Aborigines who stole my iPhone, he knows my neighbours... The "fun loving and friendly neighbour" chick knows a guy who uses Kali Linux and a few weeks ago she sent me a text saying, "She's not free" indicating that she answers to that slut in Melbourne. I've decided to punish the slut by Googling the Local Muslim outreach team, and I saved their contact details in case the slut tries to steal my pension... Anyway I can always re-Google their phone number. Even if the local Muslims don't want to install a Sharia Government in Oz, there's plenty of Muslims that do! I'm counting on the reaction from the people further up the food chain from the slut regarding this new event in my probably calling the local Muslim outreach team on Wednesday next week and asking them for money to chastise that fucking cunt of a thing! I'll probably get my answer on Friday after applying for my next Pension Loan on Thursday which will be over $1,700 Aud. I'll see then.
Anonymous Coward Nov 10, 2026, 2:46 pm EST	RE: Stolen iPhone; New Information. Ok Butt Did You Log into Your Apple Icloud Account and WIPE THE PHONE? Log Into Apple iCloud and Wipe The Phone.

Nov 9, 2026, 7:32 pm EST

Stolen iPhone; New Information.

I recognised one of the Aborigines who stole my iPhone, he knows my neighbours...

The "fun loving and friendly neighbour" chick knows a guy who uses Kali Linux and a few weeks ago she sent me a text saying, "She's not free" indicating that she answers to that slut in Melbourne.

I've decided to punish the slut by Googling the Local Muslim outreach team, and I saved their contact details in case the slut tries to steal my pension... Anyway I can always re-Google their phone number.

Even if the local Muslims don't want to install a Sharia Government in Oz, there's plenty of Muslims that do!

I'm counting on the reaction from the people further up the food chain from the slut regarding this new event in my probably calling the local Muslim outreach team on Wednesday next week and asking them for money to chastise that fucking cunt of a thing!

I'll probably get my answer on Friday after applying for my next Pension Loan on Thursday which will be over $1,700 Aud.

I'll see then.

Anonymous Coward

Nov 10, 2026, 2:46 pm EST